Gah...

Lol...the holidays are here and I'm already bored...
All teh guys studyin in Malaysia are busy, gd luck with ur exams..
Before the main part of this post, I've got some crap to say.

Firstly, I dun want to go to Irwin's lengths on spamming.
Spamming is fun, I know, and we dun mind it.
But when ur spam doesn't make sense, or it's just to flame someone, it sux
Can y'all pls dun spam so much?
Like if you wanna repeat a word, it's fine. Twice, thrice, ten times, ok.
But not 30 FrIggIn TimEs!!!!
srsly...

Ok and since I'm/We're so bored, there's gonna be a lot of posts..
Keep checking the blog for more stuff

Now for the main part...
This "story" has a reference to real life.
If you realize it, try not to tell to early, let others see the light...
The idea was by Bugs, he helped me with this.
Credz to Chris Metzen for the original story
This is a (screwed up) small part of it.

When the orcs formed the Horde from all the warring clans...
They needed a strong leader, who could hold it together by brute force
Nothing else was needed...
So they chose Blackhand, the strongest of them all, who proved himself earlier.
Clearing the Black Morass was no easy feat, and the orcs recognized this.
But their appointers, Gul'dan and Cho'gall, used him as a puppet leader.
Behind the scenes, they ruled supreme, and Blackhand was their instrument.

Anyway, the point is:
Blackhand was stupid. Very stupid. But he was strong, so he was chosen to rule.
Gul'dan and Cho'gall ruled together as part of the Shadow Council.
Hmm..I wonder what that reminds me of..(Check the clan stats 'tardz for hints)
Especially when in the Shadow Council, two spoke most...

[J0HnA55] [Bugs]

Tenacious D Promo Cont'

Here it be:
(For u 'tardz, scroll down for earlier part)

I hear you brave young Jackie
You are hungry for the spam
But to learn the ancient methods
Practice first the ancient jam

Escape your father's clutches
And this non-spamming neighbourhood
On a journey you must go
To find the land of Spammywood...

In the city of spamming retards
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome clan

To find your spamming fortune
Spam as much as you can
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and spam!!


So Jackie bailed from Johor Bahru
With hunger in his heart
And travelled far and wide
To learn the secrets of his art
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart...

Spaaaaam!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Spaaaaaa-*cough*

Credz...lol

Well, these credz are not for the promo, it's for the blog as a whole
Thanks a lot to notforspammers, for giving ideas
Thanks to Bugs for helping with the bullshit
And also to all the visitors...keep spamming -_-

listen up 'tardz

Ok, ok...
Here we go

First up...

To LeN...
Look, I've posted why your rank dropped in cbox about three times already
If you missed that, it's not entirely your fault.
The post was deleted by incessant spamming.
The guy who did it knows who he is...He's really "bugging" me
Hehe

Anyway...
Due to another rank (With Honors) being created for our wonderful leaders,
We have had to push all of you down one (except those in Platinum)
So you are not the only one, can you stop asking me every time I call you ><


Next, I know y'all can't wait for JP'07
It is coming!
Good Luck to all of you who are sitting for your exams anyway...
After that, our venerable leader may buy an Xbox connector
You see, Jackie has multiple TVs right?
And we have multiple 360s right?
So....


As for the H3 promo, due to unforseen circumstances, it will be postponed...

O yeah, and I got an Xbox 360 ^__^
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!
I can't emphasize it any more
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just be waitin for JP'07
The four player co-op means that Bugs and the exiled cannot hog the Xbox anymore

Be seein' y'all soon
Seriously.
Trust Me.

[J0HnA55]

Another promo...

Warning: The below text should not be taken seriously, unless you are a retard or spammer.

(a parody of Tenacious D)

A really long ass time ago
In a town called J.Bahru
There lived a humble family
Very simple through and through

But hey, there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do

His name was young Jackie and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of spamming bullshit all the time
He wrote a stupid jam and all the planets did align

"Oh, the Warthog's tires were blazing as I stepped outside the base
Saw Bugs got sliced open by J0HnA55's energy blade
'Twas I who took down J0HnA55, with a SMG or two
And if you try to blow me up then I will shoot you too

Gotta start to own in the Halo zone
Gotta blow you up in the Halo zone
Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan
You will all get owned in the Halo zone"


You disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Cuz you spam a lot more
This spamming that you've typed for us
Comes from mental hospitals
Spamming is the retard's work
He wants you to be dumber

You'll become a mindless retard
Alwyn will pull the strings
Your brain will lose direction
And chaos it will bring...

You better watch your posts, you better watch your chat
You're grounded for a week with no Internet
Don't let me see you frown, don't let me hear you fret
You better not spam again or I'll stop all that



Ivan, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne

I need the dumbest retard
Who can teach me how to spam
So that I can fill the cbox
With my monster mamojams

Spam is but a retard's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never spam as long as
I am stuck here with my dad...


To be continued...

[PwnZ0r3D]

Lord MegaDeath is known otherwise as Micheal Tan Wen Long...
To Micheal :
You had it coming, you idiot.
We warned you.
You saw the signs.
Now you shall pay for your crimes against retardity.
*Lord MegaDeath has been bust by the Hammer of Retardity*
*Then he is exiled for a week*
*Too bad we retards dunno how to count..there's Monday, and Monday, and Monday and...*

For those of you who missed the Tenacious D promo, here's the script...

*Chris Metzen spams about the intelligence of Bugs*
JA: Spammer s-hit...whoeva you are..I challenge u to a rockoff!!
Give me one chance to rock your socks off
CM: Fark! Fark! FaaarrK!!! The Blizzard code prevents me from declining a rockoff challenge. What are your terms? What's the ca-a-a-atch...
JA: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Azeroth...And also you will have to pay my BattleNet bill...
CM: But what if I win?
JA: *Calls DumboRtz "Hey you, over here! I've got munchies!''
Then you can take DR back to blizzard..To be your little dumbomatic!
CM: Fine...Let the rock off...BEGIN!!!!
AHAHAHAAAAHAAH!!!!
(Storm, Earth and Fire, Heed my Call!) Wild Music starts to play

CM: I'm the vice prez and I love metal!!!! Check this riff it's farkin tasty!!!!
I'm the vice prez and I do what I want, Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost....
I'm gonna take Reutz back to Blizzard
I'm gonna fill him with Pandaren Ale...
I'll make him squeal like a dying Kobold
JA: NOOOOO!!! C'mon Dumbo, let's fight his music with OUR music!!
DR: Wait, the blog is gettin spammed up by Chris Metzen..Let's take this somewhere else...
CM:....

Chris Metzen blinks to Erica's blog and summons JA and DR

CM: I'm waiting...
DR: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece!
JA: Listen to me
DR: He rocks too hard because he's vice prez of Blizzard
JA: Dammit Reutz! He's gonna make you his dumbomatic, you're gonna gargle Pandaren Ale, unless we type "Whosyourdaddy"..
DR: Dude...We've been through so much s-hit
JA: Deactivated portals with lever sticks...
(Both): Now it's time to blow that Vice Prez down...
CM: AAHHAHAAHA

Chris Metzen blinks to Naomi's blog with them

CM: Gimme your best shot
JA: C'mon Dumbo now it's time to blow doors down
DR: I hear ya J0HnA55 now it's time to blow doors down
JA: Light up the stage cuz it's time for the showdown
DR: We'll bend him over then we'll take him to Kalimdor
(both) Now it's time to blow that vice prez down
DR: He's gonna hex me if we do not blow doors down
JA: C'mon Dumbo cuz it's time to blow doors down!
DR: We'll piledrive him cuz it's time for the smackdown!!

Chris Metzen opens a portal to United Stupidity for the finale..

JA: Hey Warcraft Vice Prez!! Hey BlizzardBoss!!! We know your weakness!! Our rock it sauce!!!
DR: We rock Azeroth! And blow your mind! We will defeat you, for retardkind!!
JA: You have the hammer, we have the cheese! You are the Vice Prez, retards we be!!!
(both) Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be X4
CM: You 'tardz are farkin lame.. C'mon Dumbo, you're comin back to Blizzard with me!!
Taste my hammer, farker!!!
JA: NOOOOO!!! (deflects bolt with guitar)
CM: Ow!! My farkin hammer!! Oh no...
JA: From Azeroth you came, you shall remain, until you are a Paladin again!!
CM: Noooooooo!! I'll get you, United Stupidityyy.......

Lord MegaDeath not only interrupted, he spammed the blogs we entered, disrupting the whole thing and causing confusion...

Anyway.....
[Credits]

Chris Metzen for putting up with our use of his name...(some retard from us anyway)
This was why we edited it with some Warcraft stuff
DR and JA will be obvious anyway...
Thanks also to the hosted blogs...Sorry for the spam anyway..
Finally Bugs, who suggested the whole damn thing, and was responsible for choosing the blogs to spam on..A genius is he!

Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny will be aired on JP'07...Don't miss it

[Admin]

WOOOO|-|OOOO EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!

It's Hammer..wait...Party Time!!!!
Unfortunately, only for teh guys studying in Singapore lol....

Finally started working on Xtreme Hitz v8...
These tracks may be included
[Song/Artist]
The Great Escape/Boys Like Girls
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs/Fall Out Boy
Sugar We're Goin' Down/Fall Out Boy
Into Oblivion/Funeral For A Friend
All Hands On Deck/Funeral For A Friend
Time Of Your Life/Green Day
What I've Done/Linkin Park
Bleed It Out/Linkin Park
Valentine's Day/Linkin Park
Teenagers/My Chemical Romance
Master Exploder/Tenacious D
Your Guardian Angel/Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

If u have any suggestions leave it in teh cbox...

Also, we've trouble deciding if Jackass or Tenacious D is funnier
Jackass is very, very stupid. Trust me.

Anyway...
Thx to thegreat, theholygrave and othrs who spam for us
I dunno why, but it's good ^__^
Oh and the "warnings" sent out against Bugs are kinda funny
Bugs, you retard, I didn't ask you to spam random (or maybe not so random) blogs...
But it's good anyway too...what do you expect, this is a retarded blog
I think....
(I think? I can Think?!!? Wait, doesn't this sound familiar)

[J0HnA55]

Upgradez

Upgraded rank...out of boredom mostly ^_^
Check the Clan Statz again...
Anyway the Platinums are the few at tuition lol + Alwyn (of course)
Jus if ya wanted to know....
Been discussing this a while

[Admin]

wooohooo...it's decided

The moment you’ve all been waiting for…errr….maybe none of you…

Never mind….

We have finally chosen an assistant leader….

None other than…

Soap Lord !!!! AkA Ivan

He’s also now platinum…check the update

Apparently, we forgot that it also applies to those who “risk their life in stupidity”

Ivan actually SAT DOWN in front of my laptop IN FULL VIEW of my MOTHER….

Bravery? Stupidity? You guys decide lol

Another point: (quote from Ivan)

“Dumb shit” (pointing at Bugs)

*waits a while..thinking…. Everyone else is silent*

“All those who talk are dumb shit”

Lolz…. Roflmaol (Rolling on floor laughing my ass off loud)

Shows his decree of intelligence…Sorry, lack of it

Therefore he is now Alwyn’s official assistant..

Good luck Alwyn..ur water bill’s gonna get real high…

^^'

So it begins....

Exams are starting lol... ARRGH!!!

But dun forget about JP 'o7!
Jackie has already bought Halo 3...
Damn, while most of us are so busy studying, he's blowing Brutes up.

Nvm 'bout that...
So anyway....

Fabian and his frens at EC produced some bullshit clip about them singing a song.
It's damn funny, mixed chinese and english lyrics
Go see their blog
http://www.notforspammers.blogspot.com/
Anyway check out the other links if ur bored..

[J0HnA55]