THIS POST IS LONG OVERDUE.

yeah. what he said.

wait a minute...he is me.
So if what he said is what I said,
this is him doing this post.

let's not go into it...

sorry that this post is like two months late, really busy..
what with exams and all that shit.
firstly, good luck to all taking their PMR this year.
keep goin. wanna see y'all at JP'08, YEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (anticipation started liao)

random quotes:
"I think, therefore I am." - Rene Descartes, intellectual dude
"I think, therefore I not be tard." - [J0HnA55], SUPREME LEADER

but think you must, if you are to remain happy. (you know what I mean)
there are inspirational (?) pictures at the end of this post.
you know...the kind with a picture, a word below, and a message.
whether they inspire you or not... well...

first things first,
AP'08 was not bad.
more dudes came along this time.
usual halo 3, new map called Cold Storage (not the supermarket, douchebaaaaag)

Best Player: Zul
Achievements: Pwnt. Everybody. Xcept' Halodude, who was inactive as usual anyway.
Quote: Wah Die!

Worst Player: Twit
Achievements: Got Pwnt. By Everybody. Including Halodude.
Quote: &@#&% &%@ $c&$#@% &@$#%@&$#%&$% &#@ &@$#&@$ &%@ @&&$#!!!

We played Gears of War as well (Lester/Satesh brought it, can't remember who)
Halodude was hooked...played all the way until the Berserker.

Then during the usual BBQ, we did loads of dumb stuff...can't remember all.
We did parodies of Tenacious D...sooo bored.
It. Was. Retarded. (Why am I not surprised?)
Michael and Xie Hang were Jables and Kage, I was Beezelboss.
at the end, twit dragged me along the floor (beezelboss falls back into the hole)
everyone was laughing like mad dogs.
we also did power slides!
twit brought leg guards, we took turns slidin'
and that brings us to the second record holder;
For being promoted from Bronze to Gold during the same day he joined...
??????? (I FORGOT HIS NAME. oops)
he did teh power slide.
came running, shouted, jumped, slid.
ripped his jeans at the knees. open.
took the pic but its with someone. post it later.

only other record holder is Ichabot (kenny)
he borrowed some watches and wore all eight to assembly (2 hours due to performance)


next up on the list,

United Stupidity's band is IN PROGRESS!
really.
the lineup is a bit screwed up:

Martin - Lead Guitar
Ichabot (Kenny) - Rhythm Guitar
J0HnA55 (me) - Drums/Vocals

told you it was screwed up.
Bugs was supposed to be the vocalist...
but he went and joined Untold Prophecy or Prophecy Untold or sumthin like that.
H4Xx0r.
anyway he suggested a name...

Prophets
Of
Retard
Nation

figure it out yourself. that name has BUGS written all over it.

i'm vocalist cuz the other two don't even wanna try.
they say that they can't sing without starting an apocalypse.
I should sing cuz I only start a disaster.

...see the logic?

Bands that we may cover:
Avenged Sevenfold
Green Day
Disturbed
Metallica
Bowling For Soup
Nirvana
Radiohead
and of course,
Tenacious D! WE REIGN!

speakin of bands...

Anberlin.
they rock.
- A Whisper And A Clamor
- Godspeed
- Paperthin Hymn
- A Day Late
- Inevitable
just to name a few.
check it out.

and...

quiet, you might piss somebody off...

He who makes a beast out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man...

Self righteousness is wearing thin
I'll bleed but not for fellow man...

I feel insane every single time I'm asked to compromise
‘Cause I'm afraid and stuck in my ways and that’s the way it stays..

Like walking into a dream
So unlike what you've seen
A place of hope and no pain
Perfect skies and no rain..

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
We look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
Don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right...

With peace of mind so hard to find
We're dwelling on the drastic signs
Another way to numb your mind...

Give me a chance to be the person I wanna be
Unbreak me, unchain me, I need another chance to live...

and many mistakes can hurt,
I'm not the last but I'm sure ain't the first!






































AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!!
Need I say more?
Freakin' awesome.

- Almost Easy
- Afterlife
- Lost
- Critical Acclaim
- Dear God
- Bat Country
- Beast And The Harlot

check those out, especially the Almost Easy music video

best of all,

THEY'RE COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!!
24th October, MAX Pavilion @ Singapore Expo
$95 :(
oh well, start savin' up if you're short of cash.
Cause.
They.
Rock.

it's gonna be worth it.

and since I'm having end of year exams now (posted this over 2 days, draft saved)
this is the end of the post.
here are the pics.
enjoy.
be inspired.

AP'08!!! Teh Realz One

AP08 is here!!!
The real AP'08 that is.
The earlier one was AP Junior 08 (hanna's bday)
well sry fr the updates being so slow...
not much time.
and I can't find my handphone transfer cable.
too bad...so many nice new pics and vids...

well anyway.
wanna be famous?
here's a step by step method.

Disclaimer : This idea was totally concieved and carried out by me.
All credits go to me for the idea, and to the people who does it after reading this.
I am not responsible for fires, suffocation, food poisoning etc. caused.
My only regret is not taking videos of the event, I was preoccupied.
Try it. You'll know why.

Presenting...

How NOT to cook a Pizza (pics up in next post)

1)Buy a microwaveable pizza (from a supermarket maybe)
2)Wait for it to be frozen (give a day or two)(in the freezer duh)
3)Unwrap, place in a bowl.
4)Set microwave to 6 minutes (my timing, may differ with microwaves)
Warning: This is the dangerous part.
After 2 min, you should see pizza "melting".
After 5 min and 30 seconds, start recording video.
Take what's happening inside the microwave.
Smoke should be coming out from the ventilation now.
Six min? Stop.
Wear goggles and tie cloth around your mouth.
OPEN The MICROWAVE.
-------------------------------------------------
Green smoke should start filling your kitchen.
With luck, it will fill your whole house.
It happened to me.
The smell stayed for 18 hours or so.
Open all your windows if you're smart.
Just record the smoke coming out, post it somewhere.

Btw, be careful if you're dumb enuf to try this.
I dun want your house to burn down..we're short of tards.
So if you really wanna..make sure you have safety precautions and stuff.
The pizza slice was BLACK.
The bowl was stained black.
The pizza was hard...
Don't taste it. Don't...

Besides that..

AP'08!!!!!
Weee!!!!
the real one. The earlier one was APJunior 08 (hanna's bday)
so we're gonna make retard history again.

8 PPL HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woot...

-the band is more successful now.
Although we lack members and instruments...
We made a few riffs, not bad (in general opinion)
May post here, but quality sucks (was taken using handphone)
we're gonna "perform" at AP08.

Members: Martin (guitarist)
Me (drummer/vocals)
Kevin (vocals)
Jackie (trombone)
Instruments: Electric Guitar, Acoustic Guitar and a trombone.
Obviously we don't really need the trombone.
I'm the drummer. I have no drums.
kevin and me probably gonna sing the shit (like shit, for shit)
Songs? Besides our stuff...
We're trying guitar for...
Tribute - Tenacious D
The Metal - Tenacious D
Master Exploder - Tenacious D
Holiday - Green Day
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Those we can "do" anyway. Guitar only tho.

Oh well. Shoestealer's been harrasin me while I post this.
I'ma go kick his ass.

[J0HnA5$]