Blah Blah..Blah...etc

let's start off with more vids....
Chonny. I don't think I mentioned him.
The pocky and the Crack Baby vids...
Anyway..check these two out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb_sfdylkw&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb_sfdylkw&feature=channel

they're both epic.
and check out the other two if you haven't seen them.
Funny? As hell.

next up, Failblog.
just watch whatever you want
it's all retarded, don't worry

http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog#p/u

and finally, this is is just stupid.
but it fits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Y0jmor2uQ

on a more "serious" note....
THE TRAILER FOR HALO - REACH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIEvH7sGQ0
and to imagine I thought Halo graphics were epic in P1


....now for some music
Just listing some bands for fun
Creed - six feet from the edge, higher
Seether - Broken, Fine Again, Gasoline, Careless Whisper


ok. here's some entertainment.
Try and understand this MSN convo

Izz Nenemy says:
OI
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
IO
Izz Nenemy says:
DOOD
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
DOOD?
Izz Nenemy says:
DUDDY DOODY??
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
DOODY DUDDY
Izz Nenemy says:
BRO?
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
ORB!

Izz Nenemy just sent you a nudge.

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
lol
wassup
Izz Nenemy says:
?
Dood
how
=
=
==
are you even there man
?
uggh
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
yeah
durh
why?

Izz Nenemy appears to be offline.


you get it? LOL
must be technical difficulties...
otherwise a promotion is in order =p


and speaking of bands...
it looks like there's hope for the FOA after all.
firstly, we've more or less decided on practice dates.
Should be Thursday evenings at Hop Music Studio.

But more importantly...

we've got a vocalist.
Finally.
Now Fab and I don't need to worry about playing and singing.
At the same time.

Who is he?
Izz Nenemy - TSN Hater (Silver)
he actually sings well.
check out this ORIGINAL song

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1341977623701&ref=mf

and here are the lyrics

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
I can’t Believe, I Fell In Love with You.
I Gave You My Heart, but You Threw it Away.
Now You just Leave Me with One Thing to Say.......

I can’t Believe it’s ending this way
We’ve been together for Three Long years
Isn’t there anything that would get you to stay
I’m crying over you, the tears are ruining the beer.

Maybe it’s time for me to move on anyway
So many other fish in the sea
It makes me wonder if you cared about me
Now if you didn’t or you did it just doesn’t matter to me.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
You say that chivalry is dead
Why do you think he’s kinda cute?
To Live is to love
But with Love it might hurt
I used to Love you girl
But I think that it’s over.
I think it’s over....

Hey girl after we went our separate ways
I went to college, you left like a Breeze
I actually thought that I’d be lost without you
But on the first day of college, a girl as pretty as can be
.......Walked Up To Me......
We hit it off and I was happy as can be
She seemed to have an interest in me
So we hooked up and guess what I can see
I saw that she really does love me.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
You said that chivalry is dead
Well She thinks I’m Kinda cute
To live is to Love
But with Love it might hurt
I used to Love you girl
Now I think I’ve found another.
I’ve found another.

Hey Girl!
You leaving was the best thing that happened to me
I was sad when you first left me
But I bounced back as great as can be.
And now with the strength I have
I think I can finally move on without you
With my new Girl By my side
I Love her I really do
But it seems the thing you left me with to say
Was I still Love you.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
When went our separate ways
You broke my heart in two
To Live is to Love
But with Love it might hurt
I have a new girl
But I think I still Love you.

Now it seems I never got over you.
And I’m pretty sure that I still love you.




Not bad, huh?
Lyrics in some parts are a little funny...
but otherwise - yeah. Holy shit.
Now all he needs is a band.
Hmm...I wonder where we can find one....
He can also solve the lyrical mental block Fab and I face

I would have asked Sponglie to be our singer..
cuz her voice is freakin' awesome.
can do Evanescence, Nightwish etc sounds fine to me
But she's in Singapore....argh.
I hate these distance problems.

and I'm drowning in homework.
Well, not really drowning.
Struggling, maybe.
But yeah. Life's good =D

[J0HnA55]

Awards, Awards...

Meh. I've got nothing to do.
So here's a list of retards who've made the "Honors List"

J0HnA55 - I Own This Shit

'nuff said XD. I'm a dictator, I gotta mention myself.
It's all part of the role =p
incidentally, [US] can be described as a Democratic Dictatorship.
Paradox? Not really. You 'tards can vote for shit.
Not that it always works though XD
but then again, I organize every single damn thing...
Tiring, but worth it. Hell yeah.

Bugs/Lord Megadeath

Spam Record.
For the record, 129 Messages. 12/4/08
See why they're the reigning H4xx0rs?
Bugs is also the leading contributor for posts.
Lord Megadeath...well, he's Supreme H4xx0r.
and they both avoid getting wet as much as possible.
Bleh.

Halodude4Eva

The Halodude
What would the honors list be without this guy?
Besides starting this whole thing....
Well, that's enough to be included here anyway =d

Soap Lord

Most Retarded
Everyone will agree here.
Take that day a few years ago.
My centre's shutter was halfway down.
Three people passed through without incident.
Soap? Lock straight to the forehead.
Shuter flew up, sounded like CNY fireworks.
Plus the ton of quotes he's provided...
Speaking of quotes...

Street2Fifa

Most Enthusiastic
He's made half the quotes here.
Besides those from Bugs and me, of course.
And look at all those videos.
Mr Party Boy. Deserves it.

J

Most Parties
AND THIS, WE REALLY WANNA CELEBRATE!!!!
WOOHOOOO!!! JP FOREVER!!! HAHA

Dumbortz

Most Dense
Actually, a tossup between him and J.
But he's slightly ahead XD congrats

Ichabot

Fastest promotion record.
Made it from Bronze to Gold in the space of 6 hours.
Mind you, both promotions were due to individual events.
I remember one of them was the "Watch Incident"
You know...wearing eight watches to assembly.

oh and here's a new quote.
his braces fell off. yup, the whole thing.
he told me on msn, i wuz like WTF?
that's just retarded.
he said

why?
it fell off when i was eating
i think it's normal

you see why? you see why?

Sponglie

2nd fastest promotion record. Most promotion skips.
New member? On the honors list?
How about this?
Within 3 days - Bronze to Platinum with Dishonor.
SERIOUSLY. OMG. WTF?
and it ain't all about bias.
skipped bronze - straight to silver
why? gender disequality issues. blame bugs.
he scares away all the girls. Haha.
but really. first girl to join voluntarily.
that's a milestone for us.
one step closer to bugs' goal of world domination =p
skipped gold to platinum.
due to a TON of freakin retarded videos.
made by a group of people, almost up to our standard.
The implications?

...we are not alone ;D

yeah. so we're entering negotiations right now..
union of similar minded retards! hehe

finally, platinum with dishonor.
basically, I asked a fiendishly difficult question.
A bunch of the new 'tards got to participate.
The reward? PLATINUM WITH DISHONOR!!!
yeah, that hard.
She solved it first. Within ten minutes.
So - promotion due to unusual intelligence.
Well, I need an official reason eh XD
and this was all perfectly normal procedure.
In no way is the Supreme Leader making any concessions.
Or showing extraordinary bias, or favoritism.
Seriously.
Trust me.

the magic words =D haha
Besides..I wonder who the Supreme Leader is...
ok. serious now.
there's some real big stuff goin down.
can't tell much about it, but it's HUGE
and stupid. yes, very, very, very stupid =p
here's a sampler.

I, [J0HnA55] - Classified (I Own This Shit),
Supreme Leader of United Stupidity,
hereby resign for one retard term (unknown period)
p.s. when it's over I'm back in business ;D



yeah. huge, huh?
but the obvious question -
WHO THE ******************** IS THE NEW LEADER???

stay tuned
[J0HnA55]

100th post!!!

argh, I really can't hold back any longer.
Since y'all have been so patient, the first part of the Finale!
It's at the end of this post.
But first, some shit to go through.

Ok, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN AKA MR PANSY!!!!
yeah. although this post be a couple of days late.
boy, retard birthdays are hard to remember.
Please help by spamming in the cbox when yours is approaching.

Here is an excerpt from a conversation:

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
gah
what to do for friday...

LukZ.... says:
dunno
i hv no idea

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
sunday morning XD u think u can do?
or something simpler

LukZ.... says:
i don't know
i think i can do it
the verse only
i mean

karthik says:
seoul garden, botak jones, gym, music

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
WTF


says it all. Example of pure stupidity.
Besides, the Karthik following in school is getting huge.
Well, it's growing slowly at any rate.

---------------------------------------------------
OK, folks. All updates to be posted in this section
cuz it's here. officially.
---------------------------------------------------

ignore the earlier posts dating back to last year...
this is the new shit. there’s stuff I wished I had thought of earlier.
throughout the story, I’ll try to include as many ‘tards as possible.
so…enjoy. or else =p

oh, and some credits first.
first, to Bugs, for giving me loads of stupid ideas for this story
to Lord MegaDeath, who has suffered two years of exile waiting for this
to all the other retards, for being the subject of this epic tale
and of course, to the douche who is reading this.





---Foreword---



How do you write a story?

Some people come up with wild, fantastic ideas.

Some people take those ideas from others.

And some people use their own, real life experiences.

All of them work. But a good story?

From an average writer?

It needs a balance of all three.



-----------
Prologue – Sometime in 2008
-----------
Background info: Halodude is leader of [US]. Soap Lord is asst leader.

The members of the Retard Council filed into the dimly lit chamber one by one, taking their usual places on the stone benches that encircled the stand in the centre. Last to enter was the patriarch of the retards, Halodude. As he made his way in, the mellifluous hum of conversation ceased at once. The tension in the air was palpable. It was the first anniversary of their formation, and there was certainly cause to celebrate, yet there was something inexplicably different about today. Perhaps it was the rumours of unrest, that the citizens were not content with the state affairs. Perhaps it was the murmuring around every corner, that rebellion was in the air. Perhaps someone farted. However, unknown gas emissions were commonplace, and the council would have evacuated long ago, or put on their standard-issue gas masks. No, something was amiss, something that no one present could pinpoint, yet all felt it without exception. Or, as one of the guards outside the door commented to his partner, “Something’s going down, man. I’m sure of it…”

Halodude cleared his throat and began to speak. The following debate was going to be of the utmost seriousness, and he would set the tone of the meeting.

Halodude: Wassup y’all! How’s shit?

Retards: *mumbling*

Halodude: You guys sound dead…Wtf?

Retards: *mumbling*

Halodude: Seriously… You haven’t had breakfast or what?

Soap Lord: Dude, you ate mine, remember!

Halodude: Hey, that was a mistake…besides, I was hungry..

Dumbortz: But then Soap ate mine!!!

J: And mine too!!

Retards: *general uproar*

All of a sudden, J0HnA55 gets to his feet.

J0HnA55: Silence!!!

Retards: *general uproar*

J0HnA55: Everyone, STFU!!!

Retards: *general uproar*

J0HnA55 pulls out some munchies.

Retards: *conspicuous silence*

J0HnA55: You guys want more of this?

Retards: *specific uproar*

J0HnA55: Bring ‘em in, MoneySeeker!

The doors burst open and MoneySeeker brings in a cart filled with munchies.

Retards: *frenzied charge towards munchies*

Bugs: Psst…J0HnA55

J0HnA55: What?

Bugs: Everything’s going according to plan.

J0HnA55: I know…I made the plan, stupid.

Bugs: Ok, dumbass. How about some breakfast first?

J0HnA55 and Bugs join in the stupidity around the cart. After a bit…ok, a lot, of breakfast, Bugs picks up a cream pie and throws it at J0HnA55’s face.

J0HnA55: Isn’t this a bit clichéd?

Bugs: Yeah, it is. Isn’t that the idea?

J0HnA55: Ah, what the hell. FOOD FIGHT!!!

In the ensuing confusion, MoneySeeker leaves the chamber and locks the doors from outside. No one notices it. Slowly, the retards tire. Then, Bugs makes his move.

Bugs: Hey, Halodude.

Halodude: Yeah?

Bugs: Eat this! *Throws a sack of flour at Halodude*

Halodude: Hey, WTF!! *blinded by the flour*

Retards: *cough* *hack* *wheeze* WTF?!

When the smoke…err…flour clears, Halodude and Soap Lord are seen gagged and bound in the center of the room. J0HnA55, Bugs and Lord MegaDeath are standing in a triangle around them.

J0HnA55: Fellow retards! We have long suffered under the tyranny of these two! Now is the time to rise, and break the shackles that have restrained us all this while!

Retards: Yaaaay!!

Dumbortz: Err…didn’t you make Halodude the leader?

J0HnA55: That’s not the point…As I was saying, we must rise against our oppressors!

Retards: Yaay!!!

J0HnA55: We shall make a stand for the good of retardkind!

Retards: Yay…!

J0HnA55: We will blah, blah, blah, bla bla……


Half an hour later….


J0HnA55: …now! *glances at crowd*

Retards: *snoring*

Bugs: *yawns* I think you overdid the speech again…

J0HnA55: *sigh*. Well, at least it worked. We’re in control.

He opens a packet of chips noisily. The retards spring awake at once.

J0HnA55: Rebel! Free munchies for all rebels!!

Retards: Yaaaay *go off to rebel*

Halodude: *grumble* *grumble*

Soap Lord: It isn’t so bad. Here, have some munchies!



Chapter One - Coming soon...