OMG GODDAMN HILARIOUS

I'm back.
yeah, I said I'd post every day.
And this is only like half an hour apart.
But this is FREAKIN HILARIOUS

Ben called. You know, the Gas Guy.
He started asking loads of questions as usual
If you haven't noticed, Bugs was around. (that's how he posted)
for more proof, go check out the chatbox.

anyway, Bugs had a brilliant idea, and took the phone from me.
He started pacing around. I was like, dude, what the fuck?
Then he began to speak.

(obviously I could not hear Ben's side, but Bugs remembers a bit. A bit.)

Ben: So you want to come over and play LAN or not??? (cuz there was silence)

Bugs: Hi Ben. I'm someone just like you. (fyi Ben's nickname is cao ah gua)
(maybe that ain't nice. But the evidence is too strong)
Ben: Hello? Hello?

Bugs: Hello? I'm someone just like you. (laughter in the background)

Ben: Hello? Hello, Matthew? (he don't get it, does he?)

Bugs: This is not Matthew...That's Matthew. (spastic laughter in the background)

Ben: Who is this?

Bugs: Someone like you.

Ben: Is this Reutens? (Why? I dunno. Probably random) (Bugs starts to laugh too)

Bugs: No. I'm someone like you.

Ben: ....

Bugs: I heard you're free tomorrow. Why don't you go out on a date with me?
Maybe a movie or something? We could share straws. (JA falls over laughing)

Ben: ...Ok (WTF? Really? I thought this was a prank call, dammit)
(Oh well. It's one way to meet new people.)

Bugs: Yes, I mean it. I really wanna go out with you.

Ben: (mumbles random shit)

Bugs: Wanna feel pleasure from behind? (JA's stomach starts to hurt)

Ben: What the fuck? No..
(from the above info, the validity of this is questionable)

Bugs: I know you want to. I can smell your pheromones through the phone.

(At this point, JA is suffocating from too much laughter)

Ben: .........Huh?

Bugs: I know you're aroused. You know what, I'll call back.

(passes phone to JA)

JA: Hello?

Ben: Who the fuck was that?

JA: umm...my cousin, Edward. He's..50 times removed..from Afghanistan.

Ben: ok...

JA:....yeah. (laughs)

Ben: So you want to come or not??? (damn, he sure is persistent. and unfazed)

not only is Bugs a genius (spastic one), he can act well too. (I hope ><)

Well maybe it isn't so funny on here.
Hell, you should have been there though. It was EPIC.
Kinda reminds me of the failed Retard Radio segment.

*We interrupt this program to bring you a live transmission*
Standing by...
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JA: Hmm...what should I post next?

Bugs: Hey wait, hold on, hold on Matt.
I got it!!

JA: what?

Bugs: Flatulence! *farts*

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Live connection has been severed due to unknown gas emissions.
Perhaps the similarity between them is deeper than I thought.

[J0Hna55]
Pwning the phone lines since 2007

(if you haven't noticed, I'm gonna end off each post with random shit)

Words of Wisdom

This post is by our guest speaker, Bugs.
I am in no way responsible for the following crap.
I am absolved from any broken bones, arrests, or stampeding buffaloes...
...that this post causes. (somehow)

Bugs
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Pornography is a boon to mankind.. but womankind says otherwise.

Ever wondered why one gender's pubic hair is called a bush?
The other gender has trunks.
Actually, they're called coconut trees. Upside down. Whatever.

My bird of prey preys on birds of prey.

If you're not gonna enjoy your dinner...I'll enjoy it.

Stupidity is the absence of intelligence.
Retardity is the acknowledgement of stupidity.
Therefore, we of United Stupidity are retards.

I don't know what I said.

But I know I just said it.

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Ok it's back to J0HnA55.
I think.
That was freakin' genius. He came up with those in one hour.
I think.
Hmm...I know someone with multiple personality disorder.
That isn't me.
I think.

I'm doing a lot of thinking now.
How is that possible?
That's heresy!
I should, uh...exile myself!
Ok. I'm exiled. For 1 minute.

In the meantime, let me attempt some deeper thought.

Retardity is the path.

Can the path be seen?

Seek retardity, and you are far from it.

Without observation, how can one know they are retarded?

Retardity cannot be seen, nor can it be unseen.

Intelligence is delusion; sanity is nonsensical.

Your path is retardity. Name it, and it vanishes.


...wait. That ain't right.
I just named it. But I'm still retarded, ain't I?
and who said Zen Koans were smart.
By the way, if fibre cleans your intestines,
Does moral fibre clean your brain? I guess not.
But the fibre leaves your body through your ass.
So how does moral fibre leave? Through retardity!
I'm smarter than a Zen Koan!
I think.

...and I'm back.
Some things don't change.
I believe we have wasted a couple of minutes of your life.

..some things don't change

[J0HnA55]
Wasting your time since 2007.
All rights reserved.

Guess who's back

Back again.
Whatever.

Anyway...
Eminem's new album is just a tiny bit of the tons of great new music.
My memory hasn't improved (thankfully not deproved either)
So I can't really remember what I've already posted here.
But for the heck of it, I'll repeat XD

Dead By Sunrise is a side project by Chester Bennington, lead singer of Linkin Park.
Us Originals have been listening to LP since like P1... so this should be good news.
Is it?
They released their first album, Out of Ashes, quite recently.
For those of you who enjoyed Minutes To Midnight, this album is somewhat similar. There is quite a large volume of softer songs, with hardly any screaming. This does not seem normal, but remember, this is a separate band. Mike Shinoda's rap/vocals and Joe Hahn's turntables are noticably absent. However, the overall sound is still good, with the guitarists playing a few solos. Chester does damn well with the softer vocals. His voice is reminiscent of "My December" and "The Little Things Give You Away". Songs include "Give Me Your Name", "Walking In Circles" and "Let Down".
And don't worry. There still is some rock. "Crawl Back In" is just awesome. "The Morning After" is not bad either. Besides the solos, effects are also widely used in many of the songs. Overall , the album is ok. Some good, some average. Not many that I dislike. And it's definitely a change from nu metal/rapcore.

I think I've mentioned Rise Against and their album Appeal To Reason.
"Re-education Through Labor", "Collapse(Post-Amerika)" and "Hero Of War"
Their older stuff is ok too. "Prayer of the Refugee"

Movie soundtracks (not the score) suck quite often. But two of 'em stand out. Transformers 2 has one of the best collections of songs I've ever heard. Then again, the bands that feature are well known. I've heard of nearly all. That's a first. Most have unknown indie bands and other underground stuff. Even the bands I don't know have great songs too. Just look at the tracklist.

New Divide - Linkin Park
21 Guns - Green Day
I Don't Think I Love You - Hoobastank
Real World - The All-American Rejects
Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold
This Is It - Staind
Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman
Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback.
Capital M-E - Taking Back Sunday

I don't know about you, but I'm a fan of all the above bands.
And they all appeared in the soundtrack.

I have never heard of Cavo, but their song "Let It Go" is great as well.
So this soundtrack is freakin ownage.

The other one is the soundtrack of Jennifer's Body.
The show was quite good, a retarded mix of horror and comedy.
Wasn't really scary at all except for a couple of scenes.
Coming from me, someone who doesn't really watch horror... That says a lot. But I digress. The soundtrack is ok, but a few songs are worth listening to. "Through The Trees" by Low Shoulder. Low Shoulder is a fictional band. That being said, the song, which appears in the movie quite often, is great. Others include "Toxic Valentine", "New Perspective" and "Chew Me Up and Spit Me Out".

Oh, and Breaking Benjamin released a new album too, Dear Agony.
It's great. All the songs are average and above. The sound differs a bit from the previous albums. Vocals are softer but more versatile. You'll have to listen to understand. Background orchestra in some songs - a nice touch with the guitars.
The lyrics are pretty similar though. Most of the songs sound similar too. But they're good enough to ignore that. No recommendations, just go listen to everything and decide.


And now for misc songs.

Chillin' - Wale Ft. Lady Gaga
Contagious - Trapt
Whem You Were Young - The Killers
Another Heart Calls - The All-American Rejects
Lifeline - Papa Roach
Brain Stew - Green Day
Land Of Confusion - Disturbed
Six Feet From The Edge - Creed
Cemeteries Of London - Coldplay
Run It - Chris Brown
Warriors Of Time - Black Tide
Going Through Changes - Army Of Me

I'm not including hit singles or radio tracks, this list could go on forever.
Just that these aren't really well known but they are worth listening to.



I'm done with music, let's move on to....games.
This is probably one of the best years for games.
Good games are raining from the sky.
Halo 3 ODST is a must. It's definitely worth the buy. First up, the campaign is great, easy at first but a nightmare on Legendary. Don't forget, you're just a Helljumper now. Not the Master Chief. Firefight is also very challenging, its just like the Horde on Gears of War 2. And finally, the second CD comes with ALL the Halo 3 Maps. Heroic, Legendary, Mythic. Everything.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Epic.
The campaign is short. But it's...epic.
If you recall the ending to Modern Warfare 1, the ending is spectacular.
It's good enough to make into a movie XD
More diverse locations, tons of new weapons, better AI (lol)
And multiplayer? It's Modern Warfare 1 on steroids.

Brutal Legend. I don't know much about it. It's a bit like an RPG.
But the main character is voiced by(and resembles)...Jack Black.
And he carries an axe in one hand and an electric guitar in the other.
Sounds like Tenacious D eh?
I'm sure there are plenty of Beezelbosses running around.

Also, Assassin's Creed 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Yeah, the last one sounds cheesy but sources tell me its great.


Finally.
There has been talk of a massive reunion, for the SSV/SSTDI and SSU classes.
It's supposed to be held between December and Chinese New Year (wtf)
Apart from that, I know...Nothing =D
but think of the possibilities.
yeah, we get to see each other again.
some people will be meeting up for the first time in years.
(PS: This will be the first time Cindy, JJ and Fabian meet up since P2.
All Originals should be able to remember the events of that yeat.
This should be interesting, to say the least ;p)

[J0HnA55]

AND THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME BIATCH.
THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER.
SO STFU AND READ THIS POST.

what's with the swearing, man?
I just had to. It's a great way to release stress.
And...I just discovered....

THE LONELY ISLAND

it's really awesome. you guys gotta check it out.
They're a "comedy rap/rock" group that released a whole album, "INCREDIBAD".
They've got quite a few funny videos on YouTube with LOADS of views.
They swear a lot, kinda like Tenacious D.
That's good enough for me XD probably for you all too. Since we're all here...
I roflmao'ed for ages when I saw a few of them
With titles like:

I'm On A Boat
Like A Boss
Jizz In My Pants

you get the idea.
i'm on a boat is about...them on a boat. seriously. but it's stupidly funny.
jizz in my pants was hilarious. and the singing at the end is not bad.
and like a boss? go find out yourself XD
plus, they have some pretty famous people collaborating on the album...
Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Jack Black, Natalie Portman, Nora Jones (WTF, I know)
Natalie Portman featured in a song about herself, Natalie's Rap.
She acted in films like Star Wars, V For Vendetta and Mr Magorium's (WTF too)
She is also a Harvard graduate in psychology.
You should listen to the song. It's...well, I don't know what to say.
Let me put it this way - I'd give her a Platinum with Honors membership here.
Jack Black's "Sax Man" is pretty damn funny too. in a sarcastic way.
you gotta listen carefully to get it though. I didn't at first.
So go and search for it. It owns.

wait...since there are so many lazy asses around here...
here are the video links =D

I'm On A Boat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c&feature=related
Like A Boss - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=related
Jizz In My Pants - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=fvw
Natalie's Rap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q



ah...it's great to be back.
Exams were a drag...the "O" Levels really killed me.
It took like a couple of days for me to get back into retard mode.
All I can do is wait for the results...
Good luck (not that you need it anymore) to all of you waiting for PMR/SPM results
and me too XD just had to say it.

oh, before I forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOAP LORD!!!
That's right, I'ma bit late but it was on the 21st of November (i think ><)
Hope the lather doesn't clog up the sewers at Mount Austin =p
I think the jackass changed his handphone number...
Can't seem to get him at all. Anyone know? Spam the chatbox (not too much)

How about some music?
Tons of great songs, but for all those rap fans, Eminem's new album is a blast.
Seriously. Although the lyrics are kinda fucked up, he gets better and better.
Although he kinda acts the mad Slim Shady serial killer most of the time, there are still some songs like "Beautiful" which are pretty good.

I'm kinda busy -_-''
New post coming tomorrow I think.
Heck, every day.
Holidays rock.

[J0HnA55]