More Fillers... =/

Mega-post under construction. ETA end of this week..
In the meanwhile, some stuff to occupy you during the Sept hols:

1) Birthdays!!!

Happy Birthday Moneyseeker and Twit!!!
Haha you probably know both of 'em quite well.. Pretty famous in these parts =p (for the right or wrong reasons, it's hard to tell...) But anyway they're both great 'tards so what does it matter? XD

2) Movies

Loads of great stuff I've missed due to the stupid hectic JC schedule =( Haven't watched Iron Man 2, Ip Man 2, Alice In Wonderland, Despicable Me, Inception, SALT, Kickass, The Sorceror's Apprentice, Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, blah blah blah.... T_T

But for those I DID watch?

The Expendables - Hmm. Pretty mixed reviews.. Although its main cast is nearly entirely made up of kickass actors, some people criticize the plot, saying it's quite cliched and that some of the actors don't live up to their names... Particularly Arnold I'll-Be-Back Schwarz-whatever... He made a cameo in which he just walked around and talked (still, it's only a cameo =/ wonder why people are so worked up about it. not like he's the main actor).. But what's there not to like???
We're retards, right? Simple stuff makes us happy xD so...lots of BOOM!!! EPIC WIN!!!
But honestly, the action scenes are awesome shit. Definitely worth watching..

She's Out Of My League - pretty suprising, this one. Not too bad.. Typical romance comedy. Watched it on a class outing, expected it to be boring but it was actually quite worth it. Some really funny moments..ohh and the main characted JIZZED IN HIS PAAAANTS!!! XD hahaha and no, not because of a breeze rollin' in. Lonely Island ftw =p

Mr Bones 2 - You probably have never heard of this one. It's a South African production if I'm not mistaken.. (don't worry, it's in English) The plot revolves around these two dudes from a tribe who somehow get transported to modern times.. and how they need to return a stolen gemstone to remove a curse on their king. Simple? No. Hilarious? Hell yeah!! I mean, put two retards near strange machinery... It's like - Ooh. What does this button do??? xD

3) Games

Haven't had the time to play much. Although I've started to like the Command and Conquer series a lot nowadays, and not just because of Red Alert 2 (sigh. Good times...) Rather, I'm referring to Generals and Tiberium Wars. The multiplayer gameplay somehow doesn't get old, even though I've played it quite a lot.. and that says something.

Besides, what else do you need?? HALO REACH!! IS COMING!!! XDDDD and guess what... my 360 has got the red ring of death =( nice timing eh? (although it was in June, you get the idea) I got to play the Beta like I said and from what I've heard of the real deal... Use your imagination.

4) Music

Disturbed has released a new album - Asylum. The general impression is typical Disturbed.. but way, way darker. The title track says it all - go watch the music vid on Youtube. It's freaky, to say the least. And leaves this lasting impression on your mind... It's about an asylum inmate who can't stand the torture by the staff and keeps on trying to escape and end his suffering.. the bleak atmosphere of the vid blends in completely with the moody guitar riffs.. and the ending is screwed up. Like A Little Piece of Heaven but for this, I can't find anything to laugh at.. Overall as an album it comes through really well.. In general the lyrics are quite deep and do have an intended meaning that comes across quite strongly. There's a song about global warming and environmental destruction, there's a song about the Holocaust.. and the singer's soaring vocals does them justice. The guitarwork is much better than before as well.. Check out The Animal, Sacrifice and Another Way To Die.

Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" is coming as well. Since the death of the Rev (still quite sad.. he's one of the most talented drummers and singers that I've heard so far), I thought they might disband. Well, looks like they recorded material with him prior to that and they released it with Dream Theater's drummer Mike Portnoy filling in.. I've only heard the title track as well but believe me, it looks set to be awesome as well. Comes in with an awesome riff, Shadows is still good as always and the bridge, reminiscent of Critical Acclaim, has the same powerful rhythm with Shadows' shouting creating this amazing effect.. You gotta hear it. Period.

As for Linkin Park, "A Thousand Suns" was supposed to be a ground-breaking album. I've heard part of their first single, The Catalyst.. and believe me, it's surprising, to say the least. Now you probably noticed they've altered their musical style quite a lot over their career, from Nu-Metal with elements of Rapcore in Hybrid Theory to more of a hard rock sound in Meteora, they've mixed in hip-hop with Jay-Z in Collision Course, and they've done alternative, and even pop in Minutes To Midnight, which happens to have a wide range of influences... But The Catalyst.. sounds like..TECHNO!!!! WTF???

Yep. It sounds like techno. Like those melodies from Axel F - Crazy Frog and the like.. The sounds you hear from a typical disco in JB.. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? No I'm not. And it turns out to be quite catchy... there's the usual ranting from fans everywhere but I'm interested to see how the whole album turns out.. I'll hold my comments..for now...

So go forth and enjoy =D
[J0HnA55]

Post on the way! meanwhile... CUUUTE ^^

Random Musings

mmhmm. Guess this will be quite a different post.
Most of em around here are about music, movies, games and stupidity in general. But this one is about stuff that happens, the shit we face every day and what not. This ain't gonna happen often (or else I'd become permanently emo =/) so what the heck..

I haven't had much time to post stuff here for the past few months, let alone play games, guitar, eat, shit, etc... Just had so much to do, so much on my mind, it's hard to find time for everything. Blame it on what you will...excessive schoolwork, excessive schoolwork, excessive schoolwork...anything I miss? oh yeah. Excessive schoolwork...

sigh. this post gonna be delayed a little longer. Trying to find the right words.. hope you understand.

IT'S READY

Sorry for the RETARDEDLY long post delay (ironic huh)
Just to fill you in the facts..

Ben has been BENISHED. Since a month ago.
As you know, I stepped down to Assistant Supreme Leader.
However, he was convicted of heresy. Bad, bad heresy.
He crowned Stitch the king. (it's a stuffed toy)
And since someone (or something) else is Supreme Leader,
This is a direct breach of Retard Law, which states that:

The Supreme Leader/Retard Council has complete power
The Retard Council acts on behalf of the Supreme Leader
The Supreme Leader is indeed, supreme. No exceptions.
(Rebellion is another matter =p)

Therefore, he is BENISHED. That's a new term.
And it's worse than exile..A lot worse.
Exiled retards still can do loads of stuff. Look at MegaDeath.
But BENISHED retards?

They have no rights. They have no say.
And they long to be unbenished one day XD
haha being lame lol

So..who is this new Supreme Leader?
Who is taking over for another month?
You all dying to find out???
How do you keep a retard in suspense?


..I'll tell you anyway =p


























ALL HAIL KING GEORGE!!! XD
He's a...toy horse.
Seriously. I've been a little stressed recently.
So I handed the mantle of leadership to him... (at least for a while)
Now I am Prime Minister of Stupidity..
Bugs is promoted to the Vice Prime Minister..
Which vice? All of 'em =D HAHA


...don't complain. after all, it is retarded =p

Anyway..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHJCvJSnyyg
Communist Roll'd
This stuff is epic. Damn funny.
Go see for yourself..

And an EPIC video. The best I've seen all year.
Maybe better than last year's...
Presenting... Mario Vs Spartan 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJr9VLMnOP8
It's awesome stuff. The guy who made it was a genius..lol

And now..BIRTHDAYS!!! =D
since I haven't been posting much, this is kinda big.
Happy Birthday to J, Izz, Bugs AND Dumbortz!!!
All the above douches have been integral to our society.
Valued tards. Hehe.

A Message From Martin
-----------------------------
What's with the emo quote
you an emo now?
You cutting yourself now you emo?
what kind of emo emoticons you using now?
emotional emo emoticons emoting on my evoked evolving emotional computer
So stop being so emotional you emo
-------------------------------

Not much different from his other messages...
They all make retarded sense! Haha

Ok, seriously, sorry for the long delay.
I was really busy..College life is killing me..
I hardly have time to do other shit.
A lot of things on my mind too.
So I kinda forgot about posting -_-
Don't worry though..
This blog will not die as long as I'm alive =p
Or any one of you for that matter.. haha

Introductions! A new country has joined our organisation!
...Myanmar! Also known as Burma!
umm...our new member has not signed up officially yet.
Suffice to say, he is part of the [US] zoo in my school XD
He is a bird. That's all you need to know for now...hehe
So he joins our colourful ranks..
Alongside the thigger, mouse-bear, pig, sponge, ploth..
What a confusing lot =D


Alright. Now for some epic stuff.
Recently I went over to Halodude's house.
Basically, we spent most of the time playing the beta.
The beta? What beta?

....HALO REACH BETA!!!
WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!11!!1

I must admit it's a lot different from Halo 3...
Only the online multiplayer was out..so we headed to LIVE
The main gametype available was Spartans Vs Elites.
Something like Team Slayer, but with some CoD MW mixed in.
Basically, you choose a class each time you spawn.
Each class comes with a specific weapon/grenade loadout...
...and a powerup. Rechargeable (sorta like cooldown time)
They're no longer pickups.
The more your team scores, the more classes become available..
(I think)
Most of the weapons are different. Similar but feels kinda funny.
And there were hardly any weapons on the map...strange.
Hmm..maybe it's still in progress..

But the weapons are kinda awesome.
Besides trivial differences such as ammo, damage and speed...
(I dunno the names of the weapons)
The Covenant Carbine is replaced with the Needle Rifle.
Single shot needle. Not bad at all.
There's a Human Grenade Launcher.
It can detonate grenades automatically or manually...
Think mines. And think of the possibilities XD
And there's a Covenant Grenade Launcher.
It needs to be locked on to the enemy. And charged.
Like a Spartan Laser of sorts...
But it fires....PLASMA GRENADES o_O
AND IT HOMES....
MUAHAHAHAAHA XD
The Plasma Rifle is changed too I think. oh well.

Now for music...
Check out Skillet.
It's mostly rock.. main singer's a guy with a female backup.
Music style is kinda mixed..Nice range of stuff.
For starters, check out these songs:

Hero
Monster
Believe
Awake And Alive

you can go get their album if you want.
Most of the songs are pretty decent...

As for the band...
We're going to participate in two major events in June.
Festival of Arts and Battle of the Bands...
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T MET UP ONCE YET!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAH........... ><
Haha but I have confidence in our capabilities...
as long as we stick to easier songs though =p
Come by and support us hehe.
We'll need it...

Oh and I'm in the middle of exams rite now..
But during the hols I'm gonna resume The Finale XD

[J0Hna55]

Blah Blah..Blah...etc

let's start off with more vids....
Chonny. I don't think I mentioned him.
The pocky and the Crack Baby vids...
Anyway..check these two out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb_sfdylkw&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb_sfdylkw&feature=channel

they're both epic.
and check out the other two if you haven't seen them.
Funny? As hell.

next up, Failblog.
just watch whatever you want
it's all retarded, don't worry

http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog#p/u

and finally, this is is just stupid.
but it fits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Y0jmor2uQ

on a more "serious" note....
THE TRAILER FOR HALO - REACH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqIEvH7sGQ0
and to imagine I thought Halo graphics were epic in P1


....now for some music
Just listing some bands for fun
Creed - six feet from the edge, higher
Seether - Broken, Fine Again, Gasoline, Careless Whisper


ok. here's some entertainment.
Try and understand this MSN convo

Izz Nenemy says:
OI
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
IO
Izz Nenemy says:
DOOD
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
DOOD?
Izz Nenemy says:
DUDDY DOODY??
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
DOODY DUDDY
Izz Nenemy says:
BRO?
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
ORB!

Izz Nenemy just sent you a nudge.

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
lol
wassup
Izz Nenemy says:
?
Dood
how
=
=
==
are you even there man
?
uggh
[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
yeah
durh
why?

Izz Nenemy appears to be offline.


you get it? LOL
must be technical difficulties...
otherwise a promotion is in order =p


and speaking of bands...
it looks like there's hope for the FOA after all.
firstly, we've more or less decided on practice dates.
Should be Thursday evenings at Hop Music Studio.

But more importantly...

we've got a vocalist.
Finally.
Now Fab and I don't need to worry about playing and singing.
At the same time.

Who is he?
Izz Nenemy - TSN Hater (Silver)
he actually sings well.
check out this ORIGINAL song

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1341977623701&ref=mf

and here are the lyrics

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
I can’t Believe, I Fell In Love with You.
I Gave You My Heart, but You Threw it Away.
Now You just Leave Me with One Thing to Say.......

I can’t Believe it’s ending this way
We’ve been together for Three Long years
Isn’t there anything that would get you to stay
I’m crying over you, the tears are ruining the beer.

Maybe it’s time for me to move on anyway
So many other fish in the sea
It makes me wonder if you cared about me
Now if you didn’t or you did it just doesn’t matter to me.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
You say that chivalry is dead
Why do you think he’s kinda cute?
To Live is to love
But with Love it might hurt
I used to Love you girl
But I think that it’s over.
I think it’s over....

Hey girl after we went our separate ways
I went to college, you left like a Breeze
I actually thought that I’d be lost without you
But on the first day of college, a girl as pretty as can be
.......Walked Up To Me......
We hit it off and I was happy as can be
She seemed to have an interest in me
So we hooked up and guess what I can see
I saw that she really does love me.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
You said that chivalry is dead
Well She thinks I’m Kinda cute
To live is to Love
But with Love it might hurt
I used to Love you girl
Now I think I’ve found another.
I’ve found another.

Hey Girl!
You leaving was the best thing that happened to me
I was sad when you first left me
But I bounced back as great as can be.
And now with the strength I have
I think I can finally move on without you
With my new Girl By my side
I Love her I really do
But it seems the thing you left me with to say
Was I still Love you.

[Chorus]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
When went our separate ways
You broke my heart in two
To Live is to Love
But with Love it might hurt
I have a new girl
But I think I still Love you.

Now it seems I never got over you.
And I’m pretty sure that I still love you.




Not bad, huh?
Lyrics in some parts are a little funny...
but otherwise - yeah. Holy shit.
Now all he needs is a band.
Hmm...I wonder where we can find one....
He can also solve the lyrical mental block Fab and I face

I would have asked Sponglie to be our singer..
cuz her voice is freakin' awesome.
can do Evanescence, Nightwish etc sounds fine to me
But she's in Singapore....argh.
I hate these distance problems.

and I'm drowning in homework.
Well, not really drowning.
Struggling, maybe.
But yeah. Life's good =D

[J0HnA55]

Awards, Awards...

Meh. I've got nothing to do.
So here's a list of retards who've made the "Honors List"

J0HnA55 - I Own This Shit

'nuff said XD. I'm a dictator, I gotta mention myself.
It's all part of the role =p
incidentally, [US] can be described as a Democratic Dictatorship.
Paradox? Not really. You 'tards can vote for shit.
Not that it always works though XD
but then again, I organize every single damn thing...
Tiring, but worth it. Hell yeah.

Bugs/Lord Megadeath

Spam Record.
For the record, 129 Messages. 12/4/08
See why they're the reigning H4xx0rs?
Bugs is also the leading contributor for posts.
Lord Megadeath...well, he's Supreme H4xx0r.
and they both avoid getting wet as much as possible.
Bleh.

Halodude4Eva

The Halodude
What would the honors list be without this guy?
Besides starting this whole thing....
Well, that's enough to be included here anyway =d

Soap Lord

Most Retarded
Everyone will agree here.
Take that day a few years ago.
My centre's shutter was halfway down.
Three people passed through without incident.
Soap? Lock straight to the forehead.
Shuter flew up, sounded like CNY fireworks.
Plus the ton of quotes he's provided...
Speaking of quotes...

Street2Fifa

Most Enthusiastic
He's made half the quotes here.
Besides those from Bugs and me, of course.
And look at all those videos.
Mr Party Boy. Deserves it.

J

Most Parties
AND THIS, WE REALLY WANNA CELEBRATE!!!!
WOOHOOOO!!! JP FOREVER!!! HAHA

Dumbortz

Most Dense
Actually, a tossup between him and J.
But he's slightly ahead XD congrats

Ichabot

Fastest promotion record.
Made it from Bronze to Gold in the space of 6 hours.
Mind you, both promotions were due to individual events.
I remember one of them was the "Watch Incident"
You know...wearing eight watches to assembly.

oh and here's a new quote.
his braces fell off. yup, the whole thing.
he told me on msn, i wuz like WTF?
that's just retarded.
he said

why?
it fell off when i was eating
i think it's normal

you see why? you see why?

Sponglie

2nd fastest promotion record. Most promotion skips.
New member? On the honors list?
How about this?
Within 3 days - Bronze to Platinum with Dishonor.
SERIOUSLY. OMG. WTF?
and it ain't all about bias.
skipped bronze - straight to silver
why? gender disequality issues. blame bugs.
he scares away all the girls. Haha.
but really. first girl to join voluntarily.
that's a milestone for us.
one step closer to bugs' goal of world domination =p
skipped gold to platinum.
due to a TON of freakin retarded videos.
made by a group of people, almost up to our standard.
The implications?

...we are not alone ;D

yeah. so we're entering negotiations right now..
union of similar minded retards! hehe

finally, platinum with dishonor.
basically, I asked a fiendishly difficult question.
A bunch of the new 'tards got to participate.
The reward? PLATINUM WITH DISHONOR!!!
yeah, that hard.
She solved it first. Within ten minutes.
So - promotion due to unusual intelligence.
Well, I need an official reason eh XD
and this was all perfectly normal procedure.
In no way is the Supreme Leader making any concessions.
Or showing extraordinary bias, or favoritism.
Seriously.
Trust me.

the magic words =D haha
Besides..I wonder who the Supreme Leader is...
ok. serious now.
there's some real big stuff goin down.
can't tell much about it, but it's HUGE
and stupid. yes, very, very, very stupid =p
here's a sampler.

I, [J0HnA55] - Classified (I Own This Shit),
Supreme Leader of United Stupidity,
hereby resign for one retard term (unknown period)
p.s. when it's over I'm back in business ;D



yeah. huge, huh?
but the obvious question -
WHO THE ******************** IS THE NEW LEADER???

stay tuned
[J0HnA55]

100th post!!!

argh, I really can't hold back any longer.
Since y'all have been so patient, the first part of the Finale!
It's at the end of this post.
But first, some shit to go through.

Ok, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN AKA MR PANSY!!!!
yeah. although this post be a couple of days late.
boy, retard birthdays are hard to remember.
Please help by spamming in the cbox when yours is approaching.

Here is an excerpt from a conversation:

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
gah
what to do for friday...

LukZ.... says:
dunno
i hv no idea

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
sunday morning XD u think u can do?
or something simpler

LukZ.... says:
i don't know
i think i can do it
the verse only
i mean

karthik says:
seoul garden, botak jones, gym, music

[\7()[-[}\}^5$] says:
WTF


says it all. Example of pure stupidity.
Besides, the Karthik following in school is getting huge.
Well, it's growing slowly at any rate.

---------------------------------------------------
OK, folks. All updates to be posted in this section
cuz it's here. officially.
---------------------------------------------------

ignore the earlier posts dating back to last year...
this is the new shit. there’s stuff I wished I had thought of earlier.
throughout the story, I’ll try to include as many ‘tards as possible.
so…enjoy. or else =p

oh, and some credits first.
first, to Bugs, for giving me loads of stupid ideas for this story
to Lord MegaDeath, who has suffered two years of exile waiting for this
to all the other retards, for being the subject of this epic tale
and of course, to the douche who is reading this.





---Foreword---



How do you write a story?

Some people come up with wild, fantastic ideas.

Some people take those ideas from others.

And some people use their own, real life experiences.

All of them work. But a good story?

From an average writer?

It needs a balance of all three.



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Prologue – Sometime in 2008
-----------
Background info: Halodude is leader of [US]. Soap Lord is asst leader.

The members of the Retard Council filed into the dimly lit chamber one by one, taking their usual places on the stone benches that encircled the stand in the centre. Last to enter was the patriarch of the retards, Halodude. As he made his way in, the mellifluous hum of conversation ceased at once. The tension in the air was palpable. It was the first anniversary of their formation, and there was certainly cause to celebrate, yet there was something inexplicably different about today. Perhaps it was the rumours of unrest, that the citizens were not content with the state affairs. Perhaps it was the murmuring around every corner, that rebellion was in the air. Perhaps someone farted. However, unknown gas emissions were commonplace, and the council would have evacuated long ago, or put on their standard-issue gas masks. No, something was amiss, something that no one present could pinpoint, yet all felt it without exception. Or, as one of the guards outside the door commented to his partner, “Something’s going down, man. I’m sure of it…”

Halodude cleared his throat and began to speak. The following debate was going to be of the utmost seriousness, and he would set the tone of the meeting.

Halodude: Wassup y’all! How’s shit?

Retards: *mumbling*

Halodude: You guys sound dead…Wtf?

Retards: *mumbling*

Halodude: Seriously… You haven’t had breakfast or what?

Soap Lord: Dude, you ate mine, remember!

Halodude: Hey, that was a mistake…besides, I was hungry..

Dumbortz: But then Soap ate mine!!!

J: And mine too!!

Retards: *general uproar*

All of a sudden, J0HnA55 gets to his feet.

J0HnA55: Silence!!!

Retards: *general uproar*

J0HnA55: Everyone, STFU!!!

Retards: *general uproar*

J0HnA55 pulls out some munchies.

Retards: *conspicuous silence*

J0HnA55: You guys want more of this?

Retards: *specific uproar*

J0HnA55: Bring ‘em in, MoneySeeker!

The doors burst open and MoneySeeker brings in a cart filled with munchies.

Retards: *frenzied charge towards munchies*

Bugs: Psst…J0HnA55

J0HnA55: What?

Bugs: Everything’s going according to plan.

J0HnA55: I know…I made the plan, stupid.

Bugs: Ok, dumbass. How about some breakfast first?

J0HnA55 and Bugs join in the stupidity around the cart. After a bit…ok, a lot, of breakfast, Bugs picks up a cream pie and throws it at J0HnA55’s face.

J0HnA55: Isn’t this a bit clichéd?

Bugs: Yeah, it is. Isn’t that the idea?

J0HnA55: Ah, what the hell. FOOD FIGHT!!!

In the ensuing confusion, MoneySeeker leaves the chamber and locks the doors from outside. No one notices it. Slowly, the retards tire. Then, Bugs makes his move.

Bugs: Hey, Halodude.

Halodude: Yeah?

Bugs: Eat this! *Throws a sack of flour at Halodude*

Halodude: Hey, WTF!! *blinded by the flour*

Retards: *cough* *hack* *wheeze* WTF?!

When the smoke…err…flour clears, Halodude and Soap Lord are seen gagged and bound in the center of the room. J0HnA55, Bugs and Lord MegaDeath are standing in a triangle around them.

J0HnA55: Fellow retards! We have long suffered under the tyranny of these two! Now is the time to rise, and break the shackles that have restrained us all this while!

Retards: Yaaaay!!

Dumbortz: Err…didn’t you make Halodude the leader?

J0HnA55: That’s not the point…As I was saying, we must rise against our oppressors!

Retards: Yaay!!!

J0HnA55: We shall make a stand for the good of retardkind!

Retards: Yay…!

J0HnA55: We will blah, blah, blah, bla bla……


Half an hour later….


J0HnA55: …now! *glances at crowd*

Retards: *snoring*

Bugs: *yawns* I think you overdid the speech again…

J0HnA55: *sigh*. Well, at least it worked. We’re in control.

He opens a packet of chips noisily. The retards spring awake at once.

J0HnA55: Rebel! Free munchies for all rebels!!

Retards: Yaaaay *go off to rebel*

Halodude: *grumble* *grumble*

Soap Lord: It isn’t so bad. Here, have some munchies!



Chapter One - Coming soon...

Just for laughs *updated*

I know, intellectual stuff does not fit in well here XD
but this is priceless. seriously.
don't worry if some of the technical terms bother you.
just read, you'll get the gist of it.

The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”



...nice exam answer, to say the least.
and here is some shocking information:

I'm going to stop posting.




Until the finale is over XD
Yup, it should be done in 2 weeks, max.
It's kinda fitting that the finale is the 100th post.
So read everything before this, quick.
Cuz the post is gonna be so huge....
everything is going to be pushed back to earlier posts.
and you 'tards are too lazy to go back XD (generalization)


*update*

yeah, i'm sticking to the 100th post thing.
we had a massive promotion campaign at school
helping me were ben and kartiki
speaking of kartiki (previously Spartan777)
he's promoted to platinum w/dishonors.
for UTTER STUPIDITY - making a jackass of himself in school.
in public. (well the canteen anyway)
and he's sorta got a cult following. go figure.
anyway I thought up a new "interview" for recruits.

Q1) What is your name?

Q2) What is your race?

Q3) Are you as dumb as you look?

I cannot reveal the model answers. Hehe. Everyone have a go anyway.
In the cbox.

Before I forget, here they are -

You Heard Me - God

god of what? i dunno. good freakin question.
heard what? i dunno. good freakin question.
what? i dunno - ah, screw it.

Osama - Your Mom

besides that the fact that you were born from a bearded terrorist....
wait, that's enough. freaky as it is.

Sponglie - The Sponge

Wow. What a poetic title. It's just coincidental.
I mean, how can it fit with the name so perfectly?

The former two start at Bronze, Sponglie at Silver.
Why? Unbalanced member list, I suppose.
Sponglie is the 3rd female member in [US]
ok Bugs. Stop bugging me about the need for female members, bugger.
hehe.

and I wake up every morning
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels outta place.

for the first time in years.
amazing, huh?

[J0HnA55]

Panic! At the Junior College?

cuz I'm gonna live a life from a new perspective XD
but seriously.
School posting results just came out.
I'm headed to Innova JC. hmmm. good? or bad?
put it this way, we have five retards headed there.
So....good =p

Me, Ichabot, Josh, the "unknown" retard and Mr Pansy (ben)
quite a "motley crue"..HA. HA.
(plus a swarm of potential recruits)
but enough with the music jokes.
this could be a good thing.
One, for the band.
Kenny (ichabot) is a great guitarist, ben is good at keyboard.
if we ever need a 3rd guitar/backup for Untold Prophecy...
it should either be ichabot or martin.
Martin just rocks. But he's always busy.
and his music tastes are a little...underground.

Anyway, since the JC is in Woodlands, travel comes easy.
I really hope school finishes in the late afternoon.
If I can make it back by evening, along with ben...
then band practice wouldn't be a problem XD
Hop Music is open for jamming on weekdays. Not on weekends.
Seems like business suicide to me, but I'm not in business =d

As for the band, the page will be up on Facebook soon.
I'll create it the moment we record the first cover.
the whole "cover" thing is actually quite useful...
firstly, we gain experience by playing songs as a band.
writing our own songs will come eventually, but not yet.
secondly, we will improve in our own playing skills.
thirdly, there's a sense of accomplishment, I suppose.
and also as a kind of advertisment XD that we can do stuff.

right now, I'm really going nuts with guitar training.
my fingers ache while typing this post.
practiced for like six hours yesterday..but it was fun.
I'm trying to master at least five songs a week.
Then I'll practice with Fab. That's the guitar down.
All we need is for drums and bass to start too.
I got my first Synyster Gates solo =p
it's at the end of The River by Good Charlotte

Of course, the main problem is instruments.
One guitarist has no electric guitar.
The bassist has no bass.
And the keyboardist only has a grand piano. No synthesizer.

Oh well. I suppose nothing comes easy.

[J0HnA55]

It was fun while it lasted

Well, school starts for me in two days.
Sien...

First up, I shall keep good my promise.
I've begun writing the "Finale"
Only it isn't a finale, I'm re-writing the whole damn thing.
A lot better now ( I think)
And it's gonna be huge.

Next, retard holidays.
I've set this list up

23/5 - "National Day" (formed on this day)

24/9 - "Emergence Day" - The blog was founded XD

plus assorted retard birthdays...

and events such as JP. But then again, it's not fixed.

third, more "words of stupidity" from Bugs and me
in a telephone conversation format

*telephone rings*

JA: Hello?

Bugs: Hello, Matthew's House?

JA: Uhh..what?

Bugs: Oh, sorry. I thought I was talking to Matthew's House.
It said so on my phone.

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

this continues for a while.
the masterpiece - Bugs was peeing in the toilet.
I said something stupid (didn't know he was peeing)

Bugs: Haha..don't make me laugh. I'm peeing

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OI

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OH SHIT, IT'S SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!!

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

then I dropped the phone and fell over.
good times XD


just to give a preview, here's an excerpt from the prologue


"It was the first anniversary of their formation, and there was certainly cause to celebrate, yet there was something inexplicably different about today. Perhaps it was the rumours of unrest, that the citizens were not content with the state affairs. Perhaps it was the murmuring around every corner, that rebellion was in the air. Perhaps someone farted. However, unknown gas emissions were commonplace, and the council would have evacuated long ago, or put on their standard-issue gas masks.."


at least 5 chapters in the story.
The 300 part will be there, as well as Halo, Tenacious D and loads more.
But it might take a while. I'm outta ideas...
MegaDeath! Do something...

[J0HnA55]

As days go by...

my heart grows cold
I can't seem to let this all pass me by
Take Me - Papa Roach

heart grows cold? lunch, more like it.
Not like Fab would let that happen if he's around.
I gotta learn self defense during meal times...

But it's true. The days go by damn fast.
Hols are almost over (for me, that is. And Ben and Jon)
Let's not go into the whole complaining thing for now.
However, time is running out for me.
And not cuz my JC posting results are out soon.
I'm supposed to start on the finale before hols are over.
So...any ideas? Anybody?? Help??
From what I remember, Soap Lord was busy in Crapture.
And the Gears of War invaded. ok.... so what now?
this might take a while. MegaDeath!! Do your job as h4xx0r!!
launch an invasion or something. I'm bored to death.

But here is some stuff I may use:
Halo (duh)
Lord of the rings
Harry Potter
Avatar (cuz its awesome)
Scroggin

As to the last, it's kinda of an inside joke.

What is Scroggin?
Doesn't sound like something you should eat XD
actually, it's New Zealand cadbury choclate.
Jon brought some back when he came.
I'll save some for you eh =p
then again, when I say "you"...first come first serve

but seriously. Scroggin.
It sounds...retarded. That's the way.
Well, it's just another name in our history of Stupidity.
It will be remembered.
Cuz love doesn't make the world go round.
(at least, not all the time)
Stupidity does.

so anyway Jon goes back on Sunday.
We 'tards won't see each other for a while.
Jon in NZ, Ivan in Mount Austin...
J in Kulai, me and Ben in Singapore... rest of u in JB.
Not even including the SSU ppl.
(Which reminds me, I gotta initiate them soon =p)
but we can meet on weekends. some of us.
or every day. They made Facebook for a reason.

By the way, go watch Tooth Fairy.
It's worth it. Trust me.
Hmm...that sounds familiar too.

Scroggin Is Retarded.
[J0HnA55]

BREAKING NEWS

and its not about the O Level Results...
You know that seriously epic-awesome-cool movie, Avatar?
15 Years in the making they say...should be epic right?
Well, at least the technology and graphics. Undisputed.
But how about the plot?
Director's the dude who made the Titanic.
So it should be an original, exciting, moving plot?
Exciting, moving, awesome maybe. But original?
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SHIT

















sry that it's small, try saving and zooming in..but..
Amazing, huh?
I saw all kinds of references in the show...
But not on this scale. Nope. No way.
Of course, I wouldn't remember the plot of old Disney shows..
Plus one that I watched when I was like...four?
But seriously. WTF?

In shock and awe,
[J0HnA55]

sheesh

this is a public service announcement
It is purely to stop complaints from "subversive elements" XD
Moneyseeker has been unexiled (a few months ago)
and cleared of most charges...note the wording
He produced an iPod, but due to "unfortunate" circumstances..
Bugs and I are unable to accept them. Me, at least.
But at least he produced it. That returns some credibility.
Even though it was well over the deadline.

So in order not to spoil all of your moods...
(I know. It does it to me too)
Here is some hilarious shit.

"Reasons to sleep with an IB student"
(replace IB with whatever the hell you want)

We can serenade our partners in at least 2 different languages
Our Physicists are experts at handling the forces between two objects
Our Biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student
The chemistry in a relationship is mere child’s play to our higher Chemists.
Our Mathematicians’ knowledge of projectile motion means that things will never get messy – unless you want them to
We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort
Our English syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on oral assessment
It's widely recognised that IB is longer and harder
Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons
Our Economists know just how to supply what you demand
A session with one of our Pyschologists will relieve stress and help you sleep at night; and I'm not talking about Insomnia Therapy
We IBers fall asleep in class so that we can get more done at night.
We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long
Our Geographers know what to push and how to pull
Essays aren't the only long thing we can pull out of our pockets at a moment's notice
Our musicians will bring things to a slow swell followed by a climax
We can assess you both externally and internally.
Our Historians will make it a night to remember
Our Design & Technology students can handle a short nail or a long screw
Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty
Our Geologists Make The Bed Rock
Our Electrical Engineers Do It with More Frequency and Less Resistance
Our Astronomers Do It Under the Stars, All Night Long
Our Spectroscopists Do It Until It Hertz

yeah, last 5 are kinda bad jokes. who the hell cares?
hope that makes up for the inconvenience

Irritatedly yours
[J0HnA55]

Bands, Vids, and other random stuff

Looks like the extended holidays with everyone at school is good..
for the blog at least.
I'm posting way more now. I suppose that's a good thing? Maybe not.
oh well. Stfu and read XD

Vids before the bands. Vids are just epic.
This guy is just hilarious. Comedian, not musical like JonLaJoie.
But he still owns. He's like a combination of Peter Chao and Russell Peters.
You know all those hilarious/stupid Japanese "Pocky" ads?
Those stick-like biscuits with flavour at the tip?
check this parody out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CESMlfJx_p0
then a rant about parents - he always acts as multiple characters.
His voice and accents change so much, reminiscent of Russell Peters.
But he's still got that "gangsta" thing like Peter Chao (also on Youtube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OUAPNyx08&feature=channel
go see the sequels to this video too.
to add to it, here are more awesome vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKMMgrCcZo&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRGA-V5GOsQ&feature=channel

AND THIS IS THE BEST OF ALL
He parodies lame kiddy shows by making one of his own - CRACK BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzqGu2OLri8&feature=channel
Some people might just find it stupid..it sure is stupid.
But wait for the "Garbage song"
I dunno why but it gave me another 5 minute laughing fit...
just like "cold blooded christmas" =p

moving on...

Band. Yes, the United Stupidity official band.
Well, not really official. Or stupid. Just affiliated.
Name? CRACK BABY XD joking la...Untold Prophecy
Why? Can't think of a name, Fab's old band - disbanded
So we're continuing the trend...sort of.
Anyway, members.
These KEEP CHANGING
Current list - as usual, unconfirmed.
Vocals/Guitarist - Fabian
Vocals/Guitarist - me
Bassist - Reutens
Keyboardist - Ben
Manager/Groupie - Jono (LOL)

notice it's a little screwed up?
Andy has resigned, cuz he says he's really busy this year.
Maybe he just wants to play metal =d LOL
but it's a waste. He's damn talented...
You should see him doing Beast and the Harlot. Sounds perfect.
Dumbortz is trying to get a friend of his to be our drummer.
We also need a proper singer. This could be quite hard.
Reason - If we ever wanna move up from high school band...
We can't just be mediocre. We gotta be AWESOME.
So Fab and I are kinda out for vocals...
unless we go for voice training or something..but hard to plan.
Then, there's the obvious question of instruments.
We can only jam at the studio, even if we found somewhere else.
CUZ FABIAN DOESN'T HAVE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.
AND REUTENS DOESN'T HAVE A BASS GUITAR.
isn't that just great?
besides, I'm in singapore on weekdays.
The rest are tied up with tuition.
Looks pretty bleak to me...but....

Take a look at our members list. Aulos - /_337 |-|4XX0R
(he is not a H4XX0R, as in, the enemy. He's L33t! Boo, Megadeath)
He's got a band in Indonesia (well we're international remember?)
and they look like they're gonna make it. seriously.
they've gone ahead and contacted someone from Warner Music.
That's already damn good. One step further from being amateur.
go check it out. language shouldn't be a problem...
I mean, indon is similar to malay. given our education system..
So most of you should get the gist of it XD
it's partly in English too, don't worry
http://majorsband.wordpress.com/
there's a facebook group too. join for the heck of it, y'all.

So they're sort of successful. Right?
Hard to measure at that point.
All bands go through the initial struggle.
Think that where they are is difficult for us to attain?
The answer is quite simple, actually.
Not really.
All we need is to get our act together. (true, that's the hard part)
If all of us in the band put in some effort and dedication...
We'll get there soon enough. At least I hope so..
After all, most of us turn 17 this year.
Many bands hit off well at 18. So, a year of preparation?
See if we can get there faster.
Of course, we need to practice - Issue number one.
Sadly, weekdays are out. So weekends.
But everyone has their own stuff to attend too.
Tuition, church, CCA, the works.
I was thinking of 6pm, sunday, at Hop Music studio.
Either that or around the same time on Saturday.
If we practice on our own, once a week during school should be ok.
For starters, that is. Bands often meet every day.
That's impossible in our situation. So wait for the hols.
Also, we'll probably do covers of songs and such.
Maybe post 'em here. More like Facebook, actually.
I'll make a page or a group when we're ready.
Suppose it'll give us some sense of achievement or sumthin.
As for writing our own songs...that's a tough one.
Take Linkin Park. Good enough band, I think =D (official too)
Minutes To Midnight was a long time in the making.
They produced thirteen great songs. (I kinda like all of em =D)
So long to produce thirteen songs? I mean, years!
But for each success, there were dozens of failures.
The point? Don't worry. The greatest produce loads of crap.
However, each load contains a diamond or two. So - persevere XD
Just try and record or write down lyrics, riffs, beats, whatever.
Who knows? They could be useful someday.

Issue number two - The Instruments AKA Cash, Cash, Cash.
As a side note, Hop Music costs RM20 an hour (for students)
Even the discounted price is taxing. We need somewhere to jam.
Preferably at the drummer's house? No need to move stuff so much.
But it all depends, you see.
So I think Reutz can get a bass quite easily.
Bugs is another problem though.
Ideas, anyone? I'm running short.

Issue three - Wait, we don't need an issue three.
Those two are killing us already.

And what do we aim for?
I'll try and be realistic here.
5 - 10 covers by June. Recorded at least..who knows.
Why June? THE FESTIVAL OF ARTS aka FOA.
FOA. Kicked our asses last year cuz 4 OF US COULDN'T MAKE IT.
That was just epic fail. This year, we're gonna be prepared.
Think of it as a starting stage for us.
Win or no win, it's experience. Valuable enough.
Any other events before that would be useful....
But we need the basic experience. Jam together.
All of us have some measure of experience and "talent".
But nearly none as a band, a full, functional band.
The only time I got near that was practice for a school concert.
It was to be for our Sec4 graduation night.
Full band, with Synyster/Ichabot at bass and me for a guitar.
We did 21 guns and New Divide at the studio.
It was epic. The feeling, at least.
Of course, events went awry, I didn't end up playing. Long story.
The songs were scrapped. Wasted weeks of practice.
they played something "simpler", kinda screwed up
Maybe it was technical failures too. But the potential - was there.
So, we're aiming for that potential.
Who knows, maybe we'll be touring the States in ten years?
It's extremely difficult to make it as a local band. Nearly none have.
The road is a long and winding one.
But are we gonna quit? I think not.
So good luck, guys. We're gonna need it. And to Major[5] too.
You'll need it more than us (for now at least) =D

and to all the people out there waiting...
I'm finally working on the final version of the finale =D

Untold Prophecy FTW
[J0HnA55]

School's In...oh wait

school started already eh...
not for me XD waiting for O lvl results...
actually, that's worse. shit.
so right now, the only free people are me, Jono, and Ben (the pansy)
we're all stuck in JB with nothing to do.
so we went to singapore to watch a football match: singapore vs iran
quarter finals for the asean cup if I'm not mistaken...
before that, we went to play pool (not water-based, dumbass)
then we were at Timezone...guitar hero arcade FTW =D
the match itself was pretty meh. singapore lost 3-1.
the real action was going on in the audience =d
there were a bunch of malay dudes...making fun of iranian cheers
I have no idea what language the iranians were speaking...
but the translations sounded remarkably funny -

"Lim Bo Seng! Lim Bo Seng!"
malay guy - no, not that, it's
"Mee Goreng! Mee Goreng"
and now it's
"Thoseh! Thoseh!" (indian food)
malay guy - those guys must be hungry

see what I mean?
but the hilarious thing was that the Iranians (the ones at the side)
were TOTALLY CLUELESS. They thought the guys were SUPPORTING them.
they kept smiling at them. one even gave a FLAG to them. Hysterics ensued.
And by that, I mean laughter. Some Iranian cameraman even filmed them.

and then, the hammer fell.
one of the dudes pulled out a lighter.
I was like, OH SHIT. THIS LOOKS VERY BAD.
and he just slipped it back in his pocket. phew.
looks like I had the wrong impression. lucky for everyone.
If he did what I thought he was going to do...damn.
maybe he was just gonna light a cigarette or sumthin.

so after the match, we wandered around, singing "I gotta feeling" again
specifically, jon. he always sings that when he's high and shit.

SPEAKING OF JON,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU OLD FAG (he's 17 already)
Always remember his...damn early in the year.
so it's kinda like a post-new year celebration.
those parties at Sri Mulia condo used to be the bomb..
loads of random stuff I remember.
like Tamiya cars, dragonball Z fighting games, digimon shaker pets..
pokemon toys and cards...oh yeah and Andy puked in the pool XD
those were the freakin days huh? wait, these ARE the freakin days.
so give it up once again for the guy who can't plan for nuts!!!!
I just had to say that =p

besides, ben got a stomachache (they seem to occur often -read previous post)
so we waited around and acted like idiots..as usual.
then we had to find our way back to the MRT after Ben went home
Jon was staying at a friend's house...I was staying with Martin
so we headed to the nearest bus stop...about 11am
and these Iranian guys (middle age i think)were stranded
they needed a taxi to take them to some hotel
so we tried to help em. I called a taxi for them just as we boarded the bus.
then I looked out the window. They DISAPPEARED.
You know what? I was just a little pissed.
So I had to frantically cancel the damn booking...

Green Day concert on the 14th in singapore btw.
Not that I think I can go - tickets are fucking expensive
so ben is going alone for now. lucky fag

Disappointedly yours,
[J0HnA55]

Shaddup and read

so the Jan 2 reunion was a freakin failure as a reunion...
only six people out of like thirty turned up.
but the day was actually pretty fun..
even though we were just wandering around a lot besides the movie and bowling
Movie? We watched Old Dogs. It's a great comedy.
And btw, if you haven't watched Avatar yet....
Get your ass to the cinema, now! Before they stop showing.
It's just epic. See for yourself.
so then me and Bugs were stranded at KS a long time because ppl were late.
Stranded at KS is actually pretty nice XD
still, it's the stupidity that makes great memories.
and I got a lot of retards around for that. Why?
Best friends won't let you do stupid things... alone.

And on that topic -

"We are friends.
You smile, I smile.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a bridge...
I'm gonna miss ur sorry ass."








it fits
[J0HnA55]

And so it ends...or does it?

It went better than expected.
This JP, I didn't really play much 360. But who gives a shit?
There was plenty of other stuff to do.
We did a few retarded covers, 21 Guns, Love Drunk and so on.
Then we went cycling around the neighbourhood (jackie has 6 bicycles)
And a little something extra. Dumbortz led the way of course...
You probably remember what he did with the car.
So Robin (J's bro) has a bike. No, not the manually powered kind.
Soap was just nuts. But he's a freakin natural.
I found a discarded white pipe (wire casing?). Made a good lance.
Of course, I was on a bicycle jousting a freakin BIKE. =p
Then we finally got the 8 player LAN for the 360s. 7 actually. Who cares?
Halodude certainly lived up to his name....
His individual score in one match was higher than the enemy team score.
But I'm glad to say that me and Megadeath are about tied for second XD
Other games too..Modern Warfare 2, L4D 2, Brutal Legend..
As usual, Bugs was stuck to the com playing DotA.
I like DotA. But during JP? Man, we got better shit to do.
And then we screwed around the golf course (Soap ran around with the flag)
Took a shitload of videos and photos. I'll post 'em if I can.
Dinner was great. Sort of nasi lemak buffet.
Then Halo until about midnight...then...
Water battle was subdued at first, cuz there were so many lazy fags..
But most joined in. New party event - Hide And Seek!! Lame? I think not.
Put it this way. At night, Jackie's garden is a veritable jungle.
Instead of fighting us head on, the 'tards on the other team hid. Well.
Me, MegaDeath, Street2fifa and Soap roamed the area searching.
J was found the most often. But he sure can remain still.
The idiot crouched in a corner near the table, smiling, for like 5 minutes.
We saw him. He just crouched there and smiled. You know what happens next.
But he had this fiendish place (in between the hut and the pond)
Almost impossible to see.
Bugs and Jon were great. They hid behind the bushes at the wall.
We thought they went in and didn't realize it for like twenty minutes.
Jon is definitely the greatest. He fucking hid under the car.
And since it's got a low undercarriage...
This time, we actually slept late - most of us, anyway.
Late? 6 am. However, three fags slept early.
Therefore, Halodude, Street2fifa and Soap LOrd are exiled for a week =D
Next day, pretty much the same stuff. But still awesome.

I've decided to add a new segment - RETARD AWARDS!
These are special medals for random stuff. 3 tiers - gold, silver, bronze.

The "Munchykin" award.
Goes to retards who contribute greatly to our munchies =D
Gold - Dumbortz. He made a masterpiece out of Maggi Mee and eggs.
Silver - J0HnA55. I invented Retard Juice, remember the cinnamon? =p
Bronze - Bugs. For eating half my lunch once. After he ate his.

The "Gametard" award.
For those who just kick ass at games.
Gold - Halodude. In the words of Jon - Fuck off man! Give us a chance!
Silver - J0Hna55. Nope, I haven't rigged this. I haven't played for ages.
Bronze - Street2Fifa. He made a damn big improvement. Miss old times XD

The "Jackassery" award.
The title says it all.
Gold - Soap Lord. We try to be retarded. He doesn't need to try.
Silver - Jon. Maybe the fact he was drunk helps here, Mr Flasher.
Bronze - Jackie. Plus all that gay shit, you got a winner.

I can't think of any more awards at the moment.
Please leave suggestions in the chatbox.
And check out "Cold Blooded Christmas" on Youtube by Jon LaJoie.
Me and MegaDeath were having a laughing fit not even halfway.

A few promotions.
Martin's up to Platinum for sticking around.
That's an achievement. Seriously.
All those who came to JP09 are now Platinum with Honors/Dishonor
Cuz every single one was freakin retarded XD

JP'09 was a blast.
But the day flashed by and now, we're about to face another year.
Sometimes, I find it a bit of an anticlimax.
Yeah, its awesome. Something to look forward to.
Then it's over. And we wait another 365 (or less) days for the next.
Face another year of shit, exams, the works.
It almost seems too short.
Maybe we've all been looking at this the wrong way.
JP is great. Nice house, food, entertainment, everything.
But the real point, is something much simpler.
It's us.
Before, I've always wondered, how long is this gonna last?
Every year, it gets harder to plan.
People change, move away.
And we're only in secondary school (well, it's not 2010 yet)
But what happens when we go to college? (in a few weeks for me)
And university? People migrate, study overseas, go on holiday...
It's nearly impossible to get everyone down for that one special day.
And then we have to deal with limits, of course.
That's kinda obvious, and we're lucky J's dad is so nice to us.
So struggling through the whole year for one and a half days of fun?
(I'm kinda ignoring the other stuff for purposes of the post XD)
I think we've missed the point all along.
Let's try and find other venues, other pursuits.
There are loads of great stuff to do out there. We haven't tried.
JP was never about the games, food, movies, music we all love.
It's about the group of us that have stuck together all this while.
It's not the tenth anniversary of one party.
It's the tenth anniversary of our friendship.
Let's enjoy JP while it lasts.
And find new stuff along the way, events where more people can come.
Cuz you guys are fucking awesome. All of you.
Now gtfo before I change my mind =p

oh and Happy New Year.
Think of the good stuff, not the bad.
Hope [US] lasts forever.

Sincerely (for once, that's a surprise XD)
[J0HnA55]

Merry Christmas Y'all

yeah. one helluva christmas, eh?

I started the festivities on Christmas Eve, about 2pm.
Ended on Christmas Day at 10pm.
That's 20 hours of non-stop partying. Hell yeah.
It was really mad.
First up, I went to Soap's house with Jon...
It was a really short notice thing. Got the invite a day before.
And there were like 20 or so of his relatives...so space was limited.
But yeah, the people were busy, watching TV, playing mahjong, eating buffet..
There were some church christmas carollers and fireworks...
Holy freakin' shit...the fireworks....
It seemed like half a million ringgit worth of fireworks...
And they did it twice...Spec-fuckin'-tacular!
So all in all, it was a pretty formal family reunion.
But for us...it was WILD.
Well, pretty normal actually. At first.
Three of us, played some L4D2, went on Facebook, listened to music.
Then they brought out the wine. And the beer.
So you can pretty much guess the results.
Around 11pm, Jon was walking around the garden singing loudly.
Then he went to Soap's room and sang even louder.
Shortly after midnight, we went to the park.
Jon and I sat on opposite sides of the see-saw, Ivan in the middle.
We were passing drinks around while tryin not to fall..
At about 2am, we went in to shower and change.
Jon was really drunk. His face was red and all.
He started flashing every now and then while shouting like a 'tard.
Then we started prank calling people for the heck of it.
Finally, we nearly fell asleep playing the Guy Game.
Gotta get that for JP =p

Then it was off to JJ's party.
Mostly SSU people, only Jon, me, and Soap from SSV.
Not that it matters. Great party.
Guitar Hero, basketball, swimming.
They pushed a couple of people into the pool XD
besides, I just realised that there are plenty of potential recruits.
From SSU of course, everyone from SSV is here..
Well, almost everyone.
Anyway, this might solve the lack of female members...
Then maybe y'all can stop complaining about it to me. Go forth and invite.

oh, and some great videos.
This guy, Jon LaJoie, his songs are really cool. Dumb, but cool.
Just see these two on Youtube
WTF Collective
Guns Don't Kill People

I gotta go.
Planning for JP and the reunion is killin me

[J0HnA55]

100th post!! milestone? not really

edit - 88th post only. I had a shitload of drafts -_-
oh well its the thought that counts

Let me shake my own hand...or maybe Fab's...
actually, all of yours.
Give all of yourselves a figurative round of applause. and cheering.
Or you can do it if you want...
I'm not responsible for your family's/neighbour's reactions =p
but seriously. I'd have stopped posting long ago if no one reads them.
thanks to your support, [US] has continued to exist.
many of the other blogs under "other links" have shut down..no one goes there
even Brothers Breakers, The Black Rabbits, and many single-person blogs.
So we're one of the "survivors".
I probably forgot to mention it, but the 2nd anniversary was in September.
Not that anything happened, but still, its an achievement.
It's great to be "alive" =D

First up, quite a few of you should know this guy "Kian Heng"
if you're familiar with him and his exploits....
and that is not necessarily a good thing...
you would know that they make him a bit unpopular, to say the least.
Sure, a lot of people (including me sometimes) aren't that nice to him.
some worse than others...but there are reasons, a LOT of them.
and you guys who know him would know that too.
however, he still tries to be nice...so it redeems him somewhat.

In any case, here's a message to Kian Heng from some guy in my class.
I don't really get along with him well, but the message is SPECTACULAR.
It may be EXTREMELY abrasive, insulting, asshole to the core...
But its certainly worthy of recognition. the effort it took to write.
You wanna see the ultimate hate, flame, troll message EVER? (well to me)
Here it is, people.

" @ Kian Heng..

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.... See More

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good."

generally not good. fucking epic eh?
it must have taken ages to write this. unless it was stolen from somewhere.
but still? it certainly gives me loads of ideas...
makes a change from standard vulgarity XD

for the heck of it, go here http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html
I am now proficient in swearing in 8 languages =p
wonder if that's a legitimate achievement...maybe I'll add an award

and I'm bored...
cya around

[J0HnA55]

OMG GODDAMN HILARIOUS

I'm back.
yeah, I said I'd post every day.
And this is only like half an hour apart.
But this is FREAKIN HILARIOUS

Ben called. You know, the Gas Guy.
He started asking loads of questions as usual
If you haven't noticed, Bugs was around. (that's how he posted)
for more proof, go check out the chatbox.

anyway, Bugs had a brilliant idea, and took the phone from me.
He started pacing around. I was like, dude, what the fuck?
Then he began to speak.

(obviously I could not hear Ben's side, but Bugs remembers a bit. A bit.)

Ben: So you want to come over and play LAN or not??? (cuz there was silence)

Bugs: Hi Ben. I'm someone just like you. (fyi Ben's nickname is cao ah gua)
(maybe that ain't nice. But the evidence is too strong)
Ben: Hello? Hello?

Bugs: Hello? I'm someone just like you. (laughter in the background)

Ben: Hello? Hello, Matthew? (he don't get it, does he?)

Bugs: This is not Matthew...That's Matthew. (spastic laughter in the background)

Ben: Who is this?

Bugs: Someone like you.

Ben: Is this Reutens? (Why? I dunno. Probably random) (Bugs starts to laugh too)

Bugs: No. I'm someone like you.

Ben: ....

Bugs: I heard you're free tomorrow. Why don't you go out on a date with me?
Maybe a movie or something? We could share straws. (JA falls over laughing)

Ben: ...Ok (WTF? Really? I thought this was a prank call, dammit)
(Oh well. It's one way to meet new people.)

Bugs: Yes, I mean it. I really wanna go out with you.

Ben: (mumbles random shit)

Bugs: Wanna feel pleasure from behind? (JA's stomach starts to hurt)

Ben: What the fuck? No..
(from the above info, the validity of this is questionable)

Bugs: I know you want to. I can smell your pheromones through the phone.

(At this point, JA is suffocating from too much laughter)

Ben: .........Huh?

Bugs: I know you're aroused. You know what, I'll call back.

(passes phone to JA)

JA: Hello?

Ben: Who the fuck was that?

JA: umm...my cousin, Edward. He's..50 times removed..from Afghanistan.

Ben: ok...

JA:....yeah. (laughs)

Ben: So you want to come or not??? (damn, he sure is persistent. and unfazed)

not only is Bugs a genius (spastic one), he can act well too. (I hope ><)

Well maybe it isn't so funny on here.
Hell, you should have been there though. It was EPIC.
Kinda reminds me of the failed Retard Radio segment.

*We interrupt this program to bring you a live transmission*
Standing by...
-----
JA: Hmm...what should I post next?

Bugs: Hey wait, hold on, hold on Matt.
I got it!!

JA: what?

Bugs: Flatulence! *farts*

------------

Live connection has been severed due to unknown gas emissions.
Perhaps the similarity between them is deeper than I thought.

[J0Hna55]
Pwning the phone lines since 2007

(if you haven't noticed, I'm gonna end off each post with random shit)

Words of Wisdom

This post is by our guest speaker, Bugs.
I am in no way responsible for the following crap.
I am absolved from any broken bones, arrests, or stampeding buffaloes...
...that this post causes. (somehow)

Bugs
-----

Pornography is a boon to mankind.. but womankind says otherwise.

Ever wondered why one gender's pubic hair is called a bush?
The other gender has trunks.
Actually, they're called coconut trees. Upside down. Whatever.

My bird of prey preys on birds of prey.

If you're not gonna enjoy your dinner...I'll enjoy it.

Stupidity is the absence of intelligence.
Retardity is the acknowledgement of stupidity.
Therefore, we of United Stupidity are retards.

I don't know what I said.

But I know I just said it.

----------------------------

Ok it's back to J0HnA55.
I think.
That was freakin' genius. He came up with those in one hour.
I think.
Hmm...I know someone with multiple personality disorder.
That isn't me.
I think.

I'm doing a lot of thinking now.
How is that possible?
That's heresy!
I should, uh...exile myself!
Ok. I'm exiled. For 1 minute.

In the meantime, let me attempt some deeper thought.

Retardity is the path.

Can the path be seen?

Seek retardity, and you are far from it.

Without observation, how can one know they are retarded?

Retardity cannot be seen, nor can it be unseen.

Intelligence is delusion; sanity is nonsensical.

Your path is retardity. Name it, and it vanishes.


...wait. That ain't right.
I just named it. But I'm still retarded, ain't I?
and who said Zen Koans were smart.
By the way, if fibre cleans your intestines,
Does moral fibre clean your brain? I guess not.
But the fibre leaves your body through your ass.
So how does moral fibre leave? Through retardity!
I'm smarter than a Zen Koan!
I think.

...and I'm back.
Some things don't change.
I believe we have wasted a couple of minutes of your life.

..some things don't change

[J0HnA55]
Wasting your time since 2007.
All rights reserved.

Guess who's back

Back again.
Whatever.

Anyway...
Eminem's new album is just a tiny bit of the tons of great new music.
My memory hasn't improved (thankfully not deproved either)
So I can't really remember what I've already posted here.
But for the heck of it, I'll repeat XD

Dead By Sunrise is a side project by Chester Bennington, lead singer of Linkin Park.
Us Originals have been listening to LP since like P1... so this should be good news.
Is it?
They released their first album, Out of Ashes, quite recently.
For those of you who enjoyed Minutes To Midnight, this album is somewhat similar. There is quite a large volume of softer songs, with hardly any screaming. This does not seem normal, but remember, this is a separate band. Mike Shinoda's rap/vocals and Joe Hahn's turntables are noticably absent. However, the overall sound is still good, with the guitarists playing a few solos. Chester does damn well with the softer vocals. His voice is reminiscent of "My December" and "The Little Things Give You Away". Songs include "Give Me Your Name", "Walking In Circles" and "Let Down".
And don't worry. There still is some rock. "Crawl Back In" is just awesome. "The Morning After" is not bad either. Besides the solos, effects are also widely used in many of the songs. Overall , the album is ok. Some good, some average. Not many that I dislike. And it's definitely a change from nu metal/rapcore.

I think I've mentioned Rise Against and their album Appeal To Reason.
"Re-education Through Labor", "Collapse(Post-Amerika)" and "Hero Of War"
Their older stuff is ok too. "Prayer of the Refugee"

Movie soundtracks (not the score) suck quite often. But two of 'em stand out. Transformers 2 has one of the best collections of songs I've ever heard. Then again, the bands that feature are well known. I've heard of nearly all. That's a first. Most have unknown indie bands and other underground stuff. Even the bands I don't know have great songs too. Just look at the tracklist.

New Divide - Linkin Park
21 Guns - Green Day
I Don't Think I Love You - Hoobastank
Real World - The All-American Rejects
Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold
This Is It - Staind
Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman
Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback.
Capital M-E - Taking Back Sunday

I don't know about you, but I'm a fan of all the above bands.
And they all appeared in the soundtrack.

I have never heard of Cavo, but their song "Let It Go" is great as well.
So this soundtrack is freakin ownage.

The other one is the soundtrack of Jennifer's Body.
The show was quite good, a retarded mix of horror and comedy.
Wasn't really scary at all except for a couple of scenes.
Coming from me, someone who doesn't really watch horror... That says a lot. But I digress. The soundtrack is ok, but a few songs are worth listening to. "Through The Trees" by Low Shoulder. Low Shoulder is a fictional band. That being said, the song, which appears in the movie quite often, is great. Others include "Toxic Valentine", "New Perspective" and "Chew Me Up and Spit Me Out".

Oh, and Breaking Benjamin released a new album too, Dear Agony.
It's great. All the songs are average and above. The sound differs a bit from the previous albums. Vocals are softer but more versatile. You'll have to listen to understand. Background orchestra in some songs - a nice touch with the guitars.
The lyrics are pretty similar though. Most of the songs sound similar too. But they're good enough to ignore that. No recommendations, just go listen to everything and decide.


And now for misc songs.

Chillin' - Wale Ft. Lady Gaga
Contagious - Trapt
Whem You Were Young - The Killers
Another Heart Calls - The All-American Rejects
Lifeline - Papa Roach
Brain Stew - Green Day
Land Of Confusion - Disturbed
Six Feet From The Edge - Creed
Cemeteries Of London - Coldplay
Run It - Chris Brown
Warriors Of Time - Black Tide
Going Through Changes - Army Of Me

I'm not including hit singles or radio tracks, this list could go on forever.
Just that these aren't really well known but they are worth listening to.



I'm done with music, let's move on to....games.
This is probably one of the best years for games.
Good games are raining from the sky.
Halo 3 ODST is a must. It's definitely worth the buy. First up, the campaign is great, easy at first but a nightmare on Legendary. Don't forget, you're just a Helljumper now. Not the Master Chief. Firefight is also very challenging, its just like the Horde on Gears of War 2. And finally, the second CD comes with ALL the Halo 3 Maps. Heroic, Legendary, Mythic. Everything.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Epic.
The campaign is short. But it's...epic.
If you recall the ending to Modern Warfare 1, the ending is spectacular.
It's good enough to make into a movie XD
More diverse locations, tons of new weapons, better AI (lol)
And multiplayer? It's Modern Warfare 1 on steroids.

Brutal Legend. I don't know much about it. It's a bit like an RPG.
But the main character is voiced by(and resembles)...Jack Black.
And he carries an axe in one hand and an electric guitar in the other.
Sounds like Tenacious D eh?
I'm sure there are plenty of Beezelbosses running around.

Also, Assassin's Creed 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Yeah, the last one sounds cheesy but sources tell me its great.


Finally.
There has been talk of a massive reunion, for the SSV/SSTDI and SSU classes.
It's supposed to be held between December and Chinese New Year (wtf)
Apart from that, I know...Nothing =D
but think of the possibilities.
yeah, we get to see each other again.
some people will be meeting up for the first time in years.
(PS: This will be the first time Cindy, JJ and Fabian meet up since P2.
All Originals should be able to remember the events of that yeat.
This should be interesting, to say the least ;p)

[J0HnA55]

AND THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME BIATCH.
THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER.
SO STFU AND READ THIS POST.

what's with the swearing, man?
I just had to. It's a great way to release stress.
And...I just discovered....

THE LONELY ISLAND

it's really awesome. you guys gotta check it out.
They're a "comedy rap/rock" group that released a whole album, "INCREDIBAD".
They've got quite a few funny videos on YouTube with LOADS of views.
They swear a lot, kinda like Tenacious D.
That's good enough for me XD probably for you all too. Since we're all here...
I roflmao'ed for ages when I saw a few of them
With titles like:

I'm On A Boat
Like A Boss
Jizz In My Pants

you get the idea.
i'm on a boat is about...them on a boat. seriously. but it's stupidly funny.
jizz in my pants was hilarious. and the singing at the end is not bad.
and like a boss? go find out yourself XD
plus, they have some pretty famous people collaborating on the album...
Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Jack Black, Natalie Portman, Nora Jones (WTF, I know)
Natalie Portman featured in a song about herself, Natalie's Rap.
She acted in films like Star Wars, V For Vendetta and Mr Magorium's (WTF too)
She is also a Harvard graduate in psychology.
You should listen to the song. It's...well, I don't know what to say.
Let me put it this way - I'd give her a Platinum with Honors membership here.
Jack Black's "Sax Man" is pretty damn funny too. in a sarcastic way.
you gotta listen carefully to get it though. I didn't at first.
So go and search for it. It owns.

wait...since there are so many lazy asses around here...
here are the video links =D

I'm On A Boat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c&feature=related
Like A Boss - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=related
Jizz In My Pants - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=fvw
Natalie's Rap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q



ah...it's great to be back.
Exams were a drag...the "O" Levels really killed me.
It took like a couple of days for me to get back into retard mode.
All I can do is wait for the results...
Good luck (not that you need it anymore) to all of you waiting for PMR/SPM results
and me too XD just had to say it.

oh, before I forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOAP LORD!!!
That's right, I'ma bit late but it was on the 21st of November (i think ><)
Hope the lather doesn't clog up the sewers at Mount Austin =p
I think the jackass changed his handphone number...
Can't seem to get him at all. Anyone know? Spam the chatbox (not too much)

How about some music?
Tons of great songs, but for all those rap fans, Eminem's new album is a blast.
Seriously. Although the lyrics are kinda fucked up, he gets better and better.
Although he kinda acts the mad Slim Shady serial killer most of the time, there are still some songs like "Beautiful" which are pretty good.

I'm kinda busy -_-''
New post coming tomorrow I think.
Heck, every day.
Holidays rock.

[J0HnA55]

Woots

its the middle of the "O" Levels right now...
up to my head in stress ><
but I happened to remember the blog and noticed it was rotting away
so I came back for a quick post XD

after the exams is gonna be a blast
for one, the band is gonna go full speed now... prepare for FOA next year =D
and have loads of fun too on the way, I wanna do 2 cover albums
One for acoustic songs, the other for the rest...
I was supposed to participate in my school senior's night, a graduation kinda thing
it's a long story, but the whole plan got fucked up bad in the end
they changed the damn song twice..
then changed it again a few hours before the performance.
in the end I wasn't able to play (3 guitarists for No Boundaries? wtf)
Martin (the solo "guest") was forced to play as well
y'all know how he hates mainstream music... sigh
and the sound was so screwed no one could hear his guitar, or the bass...
even the drums were faint. THE DRUMS!! HOW CAN DRUMS BE FAINT?!!? Well, they were.
the good thing, I got to experience a full band rehearsal for the first time...
Yes, FULL BAND. When we jackasses do it, someone doesn't show up....
Or we waste the time doing random shit (which is fun anyway but what the heck)
so this time we actually played two songs, 21 Guns (Green Day) and New Divide (LP)
It was awesome. We pulled it off nearly flawlessly.
I tried to get the vid from the vocalist... 104 MB on phone cam... WTF?
so getting it is near impossible with bluetooth.. posting it here is ridiculous
but who gives a shit. lost a recording? make a new one! (not all the time though)

oh btw I got Far Cry 2 for 360, it's loads of fun.
After exams is perfect for entertainment....
Look at the movies - 2012, Jennifer's Body, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
(yeah i know, the last one is just retarded. but so are you, I assume. So am I =D)
and the games - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Halo ODST... those two are good enough
with Bioshock 2, Left For Dead 2 on the horizon... wow.

finally, there's talk of a MASSIVE REUNION.
this applies to all those of you from P1 and P2 of SSV/SSTDI
or P3 and P4 of SSU (the rest of you, skip this shit. it's a class kinda thing)
the two Jon's (JJ and JC) are making plans on Facebook already.
They wanted to have it at JJ's house, but it looks uncertain.
Wait. 40+ screamin ppl? I don't think so. We need your help to think of a venue
If not a house then where?
Some hall? Restaurant? Mall? Park? Cinema? Street? Toilet?
or some mass outing or shit. not like there's many place to go to around here...
maybe Singapore? lol...freakin expensive eh
still, its gonna be loads of fun
lets see if Fab and JJ fight over Cindy again XD XD XD that would be epic

I kinda miss you guys...
sometimes I wonder whether it was worth it going to study in Singapore.
can't wait until the exams are over...

[J0HnA55]