Awards, Awards...

Meh. I've got nothing to do.
So here's a list of retards who've made the "Honors List"

J0HnA55 - I Own This Shit

'nuff said XD. I'm a dictator, I gotta mention myself.
It's all part of the role =p
incidentally, [US] can be described as a Democratic Dictatorship.
Paradox? Not really. You 'tards can vote for shit.
Not that it always works though XD
but then again, I organize every single damn thing...
Tiring, but worth it. Hell yeah.

Bugs/Lord Megadeath

Spam Record.
For the record, 129 Messages. 12/4/08
See why they're the reigning H4xx0rs?
Bugs is also the leading contributor for posts.
Lord Megadeath...well, he's Supreme H4xx0r.
and they both avoid getting wet as much as possible.
Bleh.

Halodude4Eva

The Halodude
What would the honors list be without this guy?
Besides starting this whole thing....
Well, that's enough to be included here anyway =d

Soap Lord

Most Retarded
Everyone will agree here.
Take that day a few years ago.
My centre's shutter was halfway down.
Three people passed through without incident.
Soap? Lock straight to the forehead.
Shuter flew up, sounded like CNY fireworks.
Plus the ton of quotes he's provided...
Speaking of quotes...

Street2Fifa

Most Enthusiastic
He's made half the quotes here.
Besides those from Bugs and me, of course.
And look at all those videos.
Mr Party Boy. Deserves it.

J

Most Parties
AND THIS, WE REALLY WANNA CELEBRATE!!!!
WOOHOOOO!!! JP FOREVER!!! HAHA

Dumbortz

Most Dense
Actually, a tossup between him and J.
But he's slightly ahead XD congrats

Ichabot

Fastest promotion record.
Made it from Bronze to Gold in the space of 6 hours.
Mind you, both promotions were due to individual events.
I remember one of them was the "Watch Incident"
You know...wearing eight watches to assembly.

oh and here's a new quote.
his braces fell off. yup, the whole thing.
he told me on msn, i wuz like WTF?
that's just retarded.
he said

why?
it fell off when i was eating
i think it's normal

you see why? you see why?

Sponglie

2nd fastest promotion record. Most promotion skips.
New member? On the honors list?
How about this?
Within 3 days - Bronze to Platinum with Dishonor.
SERIOUSLY. OMG. WTF?
and it ain't all about bias.
skipped bronze - straight to silver
why? gender disequality issues. blame bugs.
he scares away all the girls. Haha.
but really. first girl to join voluntarily.
that's a milestone for us.
one step closer to bugs' goal of world domination =p
skipped gold to platinum.
due to a TON of freakin retarded videos.
made by a group of people, almost up to our standard.
The implications?

...we are not alone ;D

yeah. so we're entering negotiations right now..
union of similar minded retards! hehe

finally, platinum with dishonor.
basically, I asked a fiendishly difficult question.
A bunch of the new 'tards got to participate.
The reward? PLATINUM WITH DISHONOR!!!
yeah, that hard.
She solved it first. Within ten minutes.
So - promotion due to unusual intelligence.
Well, I need an official reason eh XD
and this was all perfectly normal procedure.
In no way is the Supreme Leader making any concessions.
Or showing extraordinary bias, or favoritism.
Seriously.
Trust me.

the magic words =D haha
Besides..I wonder who the Supreme Leader is...
ok. serious now.
there's some real big stuff goin down.
can't tell much about it, but it's HUGE
and stupid. yes, very, very, very stupid =p
here's a sampler.

I, [J0HnA55] - Classified (I Own This Shit),
Supreme Leader of United Stupidity,
hereby resign for one retard term (unknown period)
p.s. when it's over I'm back in business ;D



yeah. huge, huh?
but the obvious question -
WHO THE ******************** IS THE NEW LEADER???

stay tuned
[J0HnA55]