sheesh

this is a public service announcement
It is purely to stop complaints from "subversive elements" XD
Moneyseeker has been unexiled (a few months ago)
and cleared of most charges...note the wording
He produced an iPod, but due to "unfortunate" circumstances..
Bugs and I are unable to accept them. Me, at least.
But at least he produced it. That returns some credibility.
Even though it was well over the deadline.

So in order not to spoil all of your moods...
(I know. It does it to me too)
Here is some hilarious shit.

"Reasons to sleep with an IB student"
(replace IB with whatever the hell you want)

We can serenade our partners in at least 2 different languages
Our Physicists are experts at handling the forces between two objects
Our Biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student
The chemistry in a relationship is mere child’s play to our higher Chemists.
Our Mathematicians’ knowledge of projectile motion means that things will never get messy – unless you want them to
We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort
Our English syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on oral assessment
It's widely recognised that IB is longer and harder
Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons
Our Economists know just how to supply what you demand
A session with one of our Pyschologists will relieve stress and help you sleep at night; and I'm not talking about Insomnia Therapy
We IBers fall asleep in class so that we can get more done at night.
We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long
Our Geographers know what to push and how to pull
Essays aren't the only long thing we can pull out of our pockets at a moment's notice
Our musicians will bring things to a slow swell followed by a climax
We can assess you both externally and internally.
Our Historians will make it a night to remember
Our Design & Technology students can handle a short nail or a long screw
Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty
Our Geologists Make The Bed Rock
Our Electrical Engineers Do It with More Frequency and Less Resistance
Our Astronomers Do It Under the Stars, All Night Long
Our Spectroscopists Do It Until It Hertz

yeah, last 5 are kinda bad jokes. who the hell cares?
hope that makes up for the inconvenience

Irritatedly yours
[J0HnA55]