It was fun while it lasted

Well, school starts for me in two days.
Sien...

First up, I shall keep good my promise.
I've begun writing the "Finale"
Only it isn't a finale, I'm re-writing the whole damn thing.
A lot better now ( I think)
And it's gonna be huge.

Next, retard holidays.
I've set this list up

23/5 - "National Day" (formed on this day)

24/9 - "Emergence Day" - The blog was founded XD

plus assorted retard birthdays...

and events such as JP. But then again, it's not fixed.

third, more "words of stupidity" from Bugs and me
in a telephone conversation format

*telephone rings*

JA: Hello?

Bugs: Hello, Matthew's House?

JA: Uhh..what?

Bugs: Oh, sorry. I thought I was talking to Matthew's House.
It said so on my phone.

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

this continues for a while.
the masterpiece - Bugs was peeing in the toilet.
I said something stupid (didn't know he was peeing)

Bugs: Haha..don't make me laugh. I'm peeing

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OI

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OH SHIT, IT'S SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!!

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

then I dropped the phone and fell over.
good times XD


just to give a preview, here's an excerpt from the prologue


"It was the first anniversary of their formation, and there was certainly cause to celebrate, yet there was something inexplicably different about today. Perhaps it was the rumours of unrest, that the citizens were not content with the state affairs. Perhaps it was the murmuring around every corner, that rebellion was in the air. Perhaps someone farted. However, unknown gas emissions were commonplace, and the council would have evacuated long ago, or put on their standard-issue gas masks.."


at least 5 chapters in the story.
The 300 part will be there, as well as Halo, Tenacious D and loads more.
But it might take a while. I'm outta ideas...
MegaDeath! Do something...

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