Just for laughs *updated*

I know, intellectual stuff does not fit in well here XD
but this is priceless. seriously.
don't worry if some of the technical terms bother you.
just read, you'll get the gist of it.

The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”



...nice exam answer, to say the least.
and here is some shocking information:

I'm going to stop posting.




Until the finale is over XD
Yup, it should be done in 2 weeks, max.
It's kinda fitting that the finale is the 100th post.
So read everything before this, quick.
Cuz the post is gonna be so huge....
everything is going to be pushed back to earlier posts.
and you 'tards are too lazy to go back XD (generalization)


*update*

yeah, i'm sticking to the 100th post thing.
we had a massive promotion campaign at school
helping me were ben and kartiki
speaking of kartiki (previously Spartan777)
he's promoted to platinum w/dishonors.
for UTTER STUPIDITY - making a jackass of himself in school.
in public. (well the canteen anyway)
and he's sorta got a cult following. go figure.
anyway I thought up a new "interview" for recruits.

Q1) What is your name?

Q2) What is your race?

Q3) Are you as dumb as you look?

I cannot reveal the model answers. Hehe. Everyone have a go anyway.
In the cbox.

Before I forget, here they are -

You Heard Me - God

god of what? i dunno. good freakin question.
heard what? i dunno. good freakin question.
what? i dunno - ah, screw it.

Osama - Your Mom

besides that the fact that you were born from a bearded terrorist....
wait, that's enough. freaky as it is.

Sponglie - The Sponge

Wow. What a poetic title. It's just coincidental.
I mean, how can it fit with the name so perfectly?

The former two start at Bronze, Sponglie at Silver.
Why? Unbalanced member list, I suppose.
Sponglie is the 3rd female member in [US]
ok Bugs. Stop bugging me about the need for female members, bugger.
hehe.

and I wake up every morning
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels outta place.

for the first time in years.
amazing, huh?

[J0HnA55]