IT'S READY

Sorry for the RETARDEDLY long post delay (ironic huh)
Just to fill you in the facts..

Ben has been BENISHED. Since a month ago.
As you know, I stepped down to Assistant Supreme Leader.
However, he was convicted of heresy. Bad, bad heresy.
He crowned Stitch the king. (it's a stuffed toy)
And since someone (or something) else is Supreme Leader,
This is a direct breach of Retard Law, which states that:

The Supreme Leader/Retard Council has complete power
The Retard Council acts on behalf of the Supreme Leader
The Supreme Leader is indeed, supreme. No exceptions.
(Rebellion is another matter =p)

Therefore, he is BENISHED. That's a new term.
And it's worse than exile..A lot worse.
Exiled retards still can do loads of stuff. Look at MegaDeath.
But BENISHED retards?

They have no rights. They have no say.
And they long to be unbenished one day XD
haha being lame lol

So..who is this new Supreme Leader?
Who is taking over for another month?
You all dying to find out???
How do you keep a retard in suspense?


..I'll tell you anyway =p


























ALL HAIL KING GEORGE!!! XD
He's a...toy horse.
Seriously. I've been a little stressed recently.
So I handed the mantle of leadership to him... (at least for a while)
Now I am Prime Minister of Stupidity..
Bugs is promoted to the Vice Prime Minister..
Which vice? All of 'em =D HAHA


...don't complain. after all, it is retarded =p

Anyway..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHJCvJSnyyg
Communist Roll'd
This stuff is epic. Damn funny.
Go see for yourself..

And an EPIC video. The best I've seen all year.
Maybe better than last year's...
Presenting... Mario Vs Spartan 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJr9VLMnOP8
It's awesome stuff. The guy who made it was a genius..lol

And now..BIRTHDAYS!!! =D
since I haven't been posting much, this is kinda big.
Happy Birthday to J, Izz, Bugs AND Dumbortz!!!
All the above douches have been integral to our society.
Valued tards. Hehe.

A Message From Martin
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What's with the emo quote
you an emo now?
You cutting yourself now you emo?
what kind of emo emoticons you using now?
emotional emo emoticons emoting on my evoked evolving emotional computer
So stop being so emotional you emo
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Not much different from his other messages...
They all make retarded sense! Haha

Ok, seriously, sorry for the long delay.
I was really busy..College life is killing me..
I hardly have time to do other shit.
A lot of things on my mind too.
So I kinda forgot about posting -_-
Don't worry though..
This blog will not die as long as I'm alive =p
Or any one of you for that matter.. haha

Introductions! A new country has joined our organisation!
...Myanmar! Also known as Burma!
umm...our new member has not signed up officially yet.
Suffice to say, he is part of the [US] zoo in my school XD
He is a bird. That's all you need to know for now...hehe
So he joins our colourful ranks..
Alongside the thigger, mouse-bear, pig, sponge, ploth..
What a confusing lot =D


Alright. Now for some epic stuff.
Recently I went over to Halodude's house.
Basically, we spent most of the time playing the beta.
The beta? What beta?

....HALO REACH BETA!!!
WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!11!!1

I must admit it's a lot different from Halo 3...
Only the online multiplayer was out..so we headed to LIVE
The main gametype available was Spartans Vs Elites.
Something like Team Slayer, but with some CoD MW mixed in.
Basically, you choose a class each time you spawn.
Each class comes with a specific weapon/grenade loadout...
...and a powerup. Rechargeable (sorta like cooldown time)
They're no longer pickups.
The more your team scores, the more classes become available..
(I think)
Most of the weapons are different. Similar but feels kinda funny.
And there were hardly any weapons on the map...strange.
Hmm..maybe it's still in progress..

But the weapons are kinda awesome.
Besides trivial differences such as ammo, damage and speed...
(I dunno the names of the weapons)
The Covenant Carbine is replaced with the Needle Rifle.
Single shot needle. Not bad at all.
There's a Human Grenade Launcher.
It can detonate grenades automatically or manually...
Think mines. And think of the possibilities XD
And there's a Covenant Grenade Launcher.
It needs to be locked on to the enemy. And charged.
Like a Spartan Laser of sorts...
But it fires....PLASMA GRENADES o_O
AND IT HOMES....
MUAHAHAHAAHA XD
The Plasma Rifle is changed too I think. oh well.

Now for music...
Check out Skillet.
It's mostly rock.. main singer's a guy with a female backup.
Music style is kinda mixed..Nice range of stuff.
For starters, check out these songs:

Hero
Monster
Believe
Awake And Alive

you can go get their album if you want.
Most of the songs are pretty decent...

As for the band...
We're going to participate in two major events in June.
Festival of Arts and Battle of the Bands...
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T MET UP ONCE YET!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAH........... ><
Haha but I have confidence in our capabilities...
as long as we stick to easier songs though =p
Come by and support us hehe.
We'll need it...

Oh and I'm in the middle of exams rite now..
But during the hols I'm gonna resume The Finale XD

[J0Hna55]