Platinums. Originals. Whateva. We Pwn Ur A55.

There have been so many questions about our members that I'll explain.
Man...I've put the description of the ranks down already but ppl keep asking.
So here it is...detailed and shit. Yeah.

Bronze - New members. And INACTIVE members too. Unless you've been promoted already.

Silver - Those who are average retards. Nothing exceptional, sry 'bout that.

Gold - Did something really stupid, very active or helped our Stupidity.

Platinum - Elite retards. Contribute highly to everything we do. Main people here.

W/Honors - Reserved for Halodude4eva and Soap Lord. (Or anyone seriously retarded)

W/Dishonor - Reserved for Bugs (tentatively) possibly for Twit too. (Street2Fifa)

Originals - Those who started with us way before retardity in 2000.


Ok, so all the ranks have been explained. (Originals are added with an (O) on list)
Now, here we introduce the retards. Brace yourselves. This post be long. And dumb.
Definitely out of place here, maybe a bit emo. But anyway: I wrote it, and it's the truth. I farkin love this band-oops. Overquote. hehe

Disclaimer: Sorry for any pissing off caused by exaggeration of stupidity.



Halodude4eva

I met him in P5. We took the same school van back to Malaysia every day, same school (Si Ling Primary School). He was one of my best school friends at the time. Damn nice guy, but you don't wanna piss him off. Takes it easy, "Relax ah!"
Retarded? Hell yeah. We had a lot of fun against the other ppl in the van. When we were acting stupid during Hanna's (his sis) birthday in 2007, he said that "no one can beat US". I asked him,"us? What's us?"...."United Stupidity". Famous words. Used to stay at the Wadihana condo with Street2Fifa, now he's living in Singapore. Among his achievements was getting stuck at an MRT station (though it definitely wasn't his fault, it was crowded and we didn't hear him properly), it just sounds retarded. Currently best in Halo, splatters people a lot. Likes the gore. Great guy.

Soap Lord

He was one of the Originals, but didn't really mix around much until later.
When we split up at P2 from Sekolah Swasta Tun Dr Ismail/Sekolah Straits View, he followed me and JJ to Sekolah Sri Utama. *Fried Chicken studied there in my class too
I met him more often and eventually, in 2008, he joined my dad's tuition class. There he became a Platinum, and rose to Asst. Leader (see early, early posts) quickly. Now he's in SSI. An example is when my dad pulled the shutter up halfway instead of all the way up. Bugs walked through crouching, I walked through crouching, he didn't. WHAM. Hit his head on the padlock, the shutter flew up with a bang, and he staggered through. LOL. Also a damn nice guy. More on the clever and serious side, but really acts crazy with us. Why he's Soap Lord? He washes his hands A LOT. I dunno why. Habit I guess. Boredom?

J0HnA55

Me. Yes, me. The guy who has been spamming up this space since it was created (by me). Obviously an original. Known to be blur as shit and forgetful too. I'm friendly to friends, strangers AND enemies (can't help it, dammit). Studying at ACS (Independent) in Singapore. Back then, we used to gather at my house and have massive water battles (or plastic weapons instead). My mum used to make signature mushroom soup with pasta..haha...everyone rushed for it. Well I dunno about the dumb things I've done, too many to count, but I recall stuff like forming Stinkin Butt (a parody of Linkin Park with stupid lyrics), writing the song "We Are Idiots" with Bugs and acting like jackasses in public with Street2Fifa. Somehow I plan all the big events, especially JP. Been attending JP since it was started. Been through it all, with all the retards. All I gotta say is you guys ROCK. Keep on kicking ass, cuz their a55e5 be pwn3d.Oh, and why J0HnA55? J0Hn is the Master Chief from Halo. I am a Halo freak, like a lot of us. A55? It sounded nice. Go figure.

Bugs

Was an original. Stayed on in SSV, then moved to Sri Tebrau and now studies in EC (where he recruited TONS of people). In fact, he is one of the (if not greatest) greatest recruiters in US. Brought in the whole crowd like Vignesh, Mahaesh, MegaDeath and so on. Why Dishonor? Umm...can't really remember. Check earlier posts. Charges include spamming, spamming and uh..spamming. But anyway he's higher than us Platinums. Damn nice guy (do I sense a pattern here?), says random stuff all the time and funny as heck. Cracks me up all the time too. Founded the Yaharmonic Orchestra last year with me and Dumbortz. Likes Maggi Mee and Archie Comics. His mum owns "Judy Kopitiam" in Taman Pelangi, visit it if you get a chance. Great food. Try the HK Mee. Platinum cuz he's random and funny, ask anyone who has known him well. Quite good at DotA too. Likes shiny stuff, especially my burned (not literally) CDs. Why Bugs? It's foggy, but it may have to do with a movie about them we watched at the Singapore Science Centre around P5. He might not remember either, but I think I remember him saying something about him liking bugs.

As for the theories about his "preferences" I am pissed with people that say he is gay. (normal guy albeit a very horny one but if you wanna follow the retarded way we do things) He is Everosexual. (a new term coined by our researchers who have proved through intensive research and patient concentration that he is sexually attracted to males, females, in betweens, plants, animals, fungi and inanimate objects. So there.


Dumbortz

Another original. Yet another damn nice guy (this gets tiring). He's loyal to his friends and helpful too, can be hot-tempered and definitely nuts. Stuck with Bugs all the way until now. His gaming ain't that good, but gamers are made, not born. (so keep trying, dude). Known for his big CNY parties, used to play loads of PS games with him and Bugs. Twisted Metal, anyone? His mum used to bring us after school to his house for lunch and stuff. His GBC was popular too. We played dumbass games after tuition, very sad that the teacher passed away a few years ago (to those of you, it was Mr Chia.)Famous quote: "Why didn't you wake me up earlier? .....Oh wait. I woke up first." That was during JP'07. Some ppl call him dense, but he's not champ there unfortunately, see next person. Seems to be lucky with girls. For his privacy I shall not elaborate. Go ask him (if you dare) Also funny, and tends to take charge of stuff when they go mad (very often, duh). Dumbortz is an unofficial nickname, it came in our Tenacious D/Warcraft promo last year. Just another great guy among us.

J

Original, and FREAKIN RICH. We're damn happy he is, or JP wouldn't exist, and we wouldn't have the fun or memories that remain with us now, and probably will for a long time. Used to fight over his noodles in P1 every recess, ended up sharing by picking strand by strand with our fingers. Mischievous too ^__^. Carefree sorta guy, goes with the flow and is reputed to be the densest guy here. Meaning stuff takes longer to register. That IS retarded, he's blur like me. Now studying somewhere in Singapore. None of you would realize this guy's importance. Without him, US probably would never have been founded, cause we met every year at his house, not mine, Dumbortz's or anyone else for that matter. Every year, people looked forward to my party, Dumbortz' , Jono's, but his always shone. Maybe because when the whole lot of us stayed over, there was this sense of brotherhood that stuck with us. I dunno why. All our large Halo battles were fought at his house. Movies? We watched 'em there. Famous for asking stupid questions...like in JP 07, he was wondering how Halodude's mum's friend got into the house without ringing the doorbell. (LOL...he was there before we arrived) His Halo is IRRITATINGLY GOOD. We call him J cuz that was his Halo username, and we scream it most of the time cause he jumps around and kses us, then kills us as well. Wonder how he finds us so well. He's even left the imprint of his head on a car park automatic barrier at Leisure Mall.

JJ

Original, moved to SSU with us in P3. Now in Overseas Family School in Singapore. DNG (figure out this acronym). Another mischievous guy, we played tons of pranks on people (mostly girls and teachers) in P1 to P4. He may not seem to be so, but he is very kind, and will stick with those in need. I know. He is a LEGEND at Halo. You will not survive. He trained his LITTLE BROTHER to beat the shit out of our best. (Halodude, J and me). He is insane with a shotgun and overshield. Also damn rich, I've seen his house at Taman Molek...he has a PROJECTOR in his entertainment room, with a wall mounted TV and 360 of course. He's a great football fan, and plays well too. Unfortunately, he has not shown much stupidity. Potential's there, though.

Jono

Original, moved to New Zealand last year (or was it 2006?). Great guy, natural leader, courageous and all. You'd definitely want him as your friend. Supports you whenever you need it. Football maniac (you can tell that he supports Real Madrid, being a Madridista) It's hard to say if he or JJ is better, but he's going for professional playing I've heard...something about Three Kings United. Gd luck!
Haha, he turned us all into Madrid fans during the Korean World Cup. Used to live in the Sri Mulia Condo, we used to have pool parties with Super Soakers there. Was my best friend back in SSU, used to come to my house and do retarded stuff. Haha...Ship. Was really fun while it lasted. Led our so called team/club/gang back in SSV for a while, but resigned cuz he thought it wasn't really fair (see? great guy). Somehow hates his older brother. Wuz like that since P2 or so. Go check out his blog under our list.

Street2Fifa

The Legendary TWIT. Korean guy who lives in the same condo that Halodude used to, and that's how we both met him. Ah Beng gangsta type of guy, but underneath that is just another DNG. He's not the Swear-O-Matic for nothin, and he swears just about 23 hours a day. Studies in Si Ling Secondary in Singapore, and lives at the Wadihana Condo. Made his way up in a combination of jackassery. spam and irritatance. For one, he's my partner in creating Jackass-like videos to post on the blog. He says idiotic things all the time. And, he's wonderful to play with at Halo 3, CoD 4, GoW or about any shooter available. (free morale boost) Especially Jackassery. He loves it. Whether it's trolley racing at the Leisure Mall carpark, Party Boy at his condo or Scissors Paper Nuts in Giant, he lives Jackass again and again. "How I know?"

Lord MegaDeath

The Exiled (Exiled). Says it all. He joined under Bugs in 2006 and has spammed, spammed and spammed away since then. DNG. Kinda helps ppl a lot. Yeah, he and Bugs make up the DotA crazy population in our group. Not bad at it either. So anyway he meets Bugs often to play DotA (and spam). Likes Gears of War, Bioshock and Call of Duty 4 more than Halo 3 (which is fine, but he had to post it). Known as the Exiled cuz he got exiled 4 times already...currently exiled. Hehe. Also waits for JP to play Duel Masters and Halo 2/3 campaigns again and again. Especially Delta Halo *wince*
Also helped Bugs bring in a lot of our newer recruits.



There are just too many ppl to list here, so I covered the platinums and originals. If I missed anyone, sorry. Very busy with homework and stuff. I can cover the rest, but dun know them too well. Sorry bout that.



Well...Originals. It's been a long time. Since P1 in 2000, we've come a long way. We've lost contact every now and then, but now Babykwa's back and Yan Feng (Andy) is gonna join, all of us are here. A lot of memories. So many that it would be unexcusable spam to list them all here. But after all, I AM SPAM!! Haha. Kiddin'....NOT!!!! For a while anyway. (This part might be borin for those uninvolvd)



SSV. or SSTDI. Whatever you call it. The old building, with the winding pathway up, where inside, our classroom was just on the right of the entrance (then to the left)
The stairs leading up, where we took that group photo when JJ left for SSU. The lunch area..where someone accidentally flung chili in my eye...can't remember which idiot..
The recess, on the hard stone pavement(where Yan Feng cut his knee and Dumbortz saw a snake) leading to the International block. Picking at J's noodles and luncheon meat, Babykwa's cake, etc. Catching grasshoppers in the field. Starting a weird war against the P2s, fighting over the football. Playing stupid games of Digimon. (J0n0 as Patamon...lol) and lame games on the class PC. Some people chasing after girls..*cough* Viv *hack* ian and Cin *cough* dy *wheeze*. Fighting over one of them too. *cough* Said girls stealing JJ's chewing gum and Pokemon cards (more popular stuff) and giving them to Mdm Siew (who used to call us Botak sumthin, said we would all become gangsters while taping our mouths, and Soap Lord's legs to the chair...ouch). Taekwondo with Mr.Raja? Chandran? Forgot his name lol. The Haunted House during the fair, entering with "light sabers" (balloons LOL).

Going to Dumbortz house after school, watching Pokemon vids and playing Jazz Jackrabbit 2. GameBoy Colors and PS1...Armored Core and all taht. Soccer barefoot in his front yard. Playing Starcraft and Pokemon stuff with Bugs. Sneaking Maggi Mee in the centre kitchen. Going to Singapore Science Centre to play FutureCop (and staying over at my house cuz it was so late when we returned). Earthworm Jim at the early JPs...fake disco with Macarena...watching Shaolin Soccer and Mr Bean. Comin to my house and whacking each other with plastic swords and water guns (latter still familiar eh?)

And the list could go on. And on. But time isn't that long...(btw it's freakin late)





I'm back in town, and everything has changed
I feel let down, the faces stay the same
I see shadows of who we used to be
When I drive so slow through this memory


I heard myself say things I take back
If I could re-tell, and make these stories last
I see shadows of who we'll always be
When I walk these roads that made our memories

When we were only kids
And we were best of friends
And we hoped for the best
And let go of the rest
Everything has changed
The faces stay the same

When we were only kids
And our time couldn't end
And how tall did we stand
With the world in our hands
The shadows and regrets
Let go of the rest

Let go of the rest..



[Shadows And Regrets - Yellowcard]