This Is An Official Announcement

This is an announcement of the highest order.
It was discussed by the top-ranking 'tardz and agreed upon.
Firstly, through our venerable grace and eternal kindness
We have unexiled LordMegaDeath, and pardoned his sins against retardkind.
But only to EXILE ANOTHA!!

Due to uncompeteable incompetence and outstanding (bad) idiocy
None other than the infamous J!!! has been exiled.
(and not 'cause of Halo)
(Seriously. Trust Us)

For wasting 5 hours of human time
Which could be spent playing Halo 3, DotA, spamming, farting etc.
(not his time you 'tardz, ours)
(Specifically, our venerable leader and [JA])
Cuz of blah blah blah and blah blah blah
And *paste text here*
Our leader was confined at home for 5 hours extra without companionship (retarded 1)
And missed an Xbox Live match on Halo 3.
[JA] wandered around a bus interchange for half a friggin hour like an idiot
And...well that's bad enough. Not to mention the 5 hours for him too
Sittin at home like a 'tard starin at 'tarded walls
I dunno why..NOt the point anyway.

O well

By order of our leader, assistant leader, [JA] and [Bugs]
J is exiled for a retard week.
That's...what was it again?
I can't remember, type the specifications in the cbox to remind us.
Was it 240 hours on Monday, or only 12 then 800 for Tuesday, without Wednesday...etc
Or..until JP'07!
On JP'07, ALL exiles are pardoned to celebrate!
Same with JA Xmas....

O for ur info
These are the retard holidays

17th June - [JA] Bday Parteh! (or somewhere in June who cares anyway)
14th July - Our leader's Bday
JP!! - Unspecified date
JA Xmas - Somewhere after mid December, can't bother to be specific.
The Xiled next to me is beggin to be PWNED

[Admin]