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Now
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New Divide - Linkin Park
21 Guns - Green Day
Crawl Back In - Dead By Sunrise
Down - Jay Sean
She's A Genius - Jet
Contagious - Trapt
New Perspective - Panic! At The Disco
Lifeline - Papa Roach
Beautiful - Eminem
New Day - Tamar
Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman
Real World - The All-American Rejects
I Don't Think I Love You - Hoobastank
Shadows And Regrets - Yellocard
I Love College - Asher Roth
I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Rock And Roll All Nite - Kiss
Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island
WTF Collective - Jon LaJoie
Past Official Bands/Artists
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Linkin Park
Maroon 5
Simple Plan
Green Day
Yellowcard
Bon Jovi
The Black Eyed Peas
Hoobastank
Breaking Benjamin
Good Charlotte
Eminem
Fort Minor
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco
Papa Roach
30 Seconds To Mars
Retardity is not a state of mind; it's a way of life
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Welcome To The Sidebar
This entire length is full of stuff that is updated often.
Keep coming back, new stuff is always added. Really.
Keep coming back, new stuff is always added. Really.
[Bored?]
Retard Awards
Awards change receipients every quarter.
4th Quarter 09
Munchykin Award.
Gold - Dumbortz
Silver - J0HnA55
Bronze - Bugs
Gametard Award.
Gold - Halodude.
Silver - J0HnA55
Bronze - Street2Fifa
Jackassery Award
Gold - Soap Lord
Silver - J0n0
Bronze - J
4th Quarter 09
Munchykin Award.
Gold - Dumbortz
Silver - J0HnA55
Bronze - Bugs
Gametard Award.
Gold - Halodude.
Silver - J0HnA55
Bronze - Street2Fifa
Jackassery Award
Gold - Soap Lord
Silver - J0n0
Bronze - J
[Clan Stats]
- With Honors - For those who's retardity is unspeakable
- With Dishonor - For 'tardz who... umm..
- With Dishonor With Dishonor - For Bugs
- Platinum - For retardity above and beyond the call of duty
- Gold - To the experienced retards...
- Silver - Your average retard
- Bronze - To those whose retardity has not been proven
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- [J0HnA55] - Cla55ified (I Own This Shit)
- HaloDude4Eva - Puppet Clan LeadR (Platinum with Honors)
- Soap Lord - Puppet Assistant LeadR (Platinum with Honors)
- Street2Fifa - Swear-O-Matic (Platinum with Honors)
- J0N0 - Madridista (Platinum with Honors)
- Bugs - Agrofreak (Platinum with Dishonor with Dishonor)
- Sponglie - The Sponge (Platinum With Dishonor)
- Ichabot - Synyster (Platinum With Dishonor)
- Dumbortz - Dumb-O-Matic (Platinum with Dishonor)
- MoneySeekR - Treasurer..NOT (Platinum with Dishonor)
- J - Matrix Man (Platinum with Dishonor)
- Kartiki - Dammit (Platinum With Dishonor)
- Lord MegaDeath - The Exile (EXILED)
- Yan Feng - ??? (Platinum)
- Martin - Armenian Waste Disposal (Platinum)
- Aulos - /_337 |-|4XX0R (Platinum)
- Eminenemy - RaWR (Gold)
- Argo - Nick Myster (Gold)
- Emo Elmo - Hollow Ass_ed (Gold)
- JJ - Halo Xpert (Gold)
- Elson - Bouncy (Gold)
- Barrrry - ShoeStealer (Gold)
[More Stats]
- Emily - I Don't Know (Silver)
- BabyKwa - TeH Cutie (Silver)
- Mahaesh - Chocolate Burger (Silver)
- Vignesh - SkY (Silver)
- BoiledPlastic - LordOfTheBurn (Silver)
- Xie Hang - What Do You Mean? (Silver)
- Zul - Wah Die (Silver)
- You Heard Me - God (Bronze)
- Osama - Your Mom (Bronze)
- SilverButt - Dumbass King (Bronze)
- ImPrEsSIvE - Teddy Bear (Bronze)
- |)347[-] - Goondu (Bronze)
- Zero - ??? (Bronze)
- Garf - ??? (Bronze)
- Siow - ??? (Bronze)
Spambox
SPAM RECORD - 129 Messages, IP 60.54.184.214 on 12/4/08
[The Retard Chronicles]
This is not just a list of bullshit that we've done...It's a chronicling of our rise...To power! (sound familiar?)
1st Age of Ignorance
2000 - 2003
During the First Age, there were only 9 of us:
Dumbortz, Bugs, J0No, J0HnA55, J, JJ, S0aP L0rD, Babykwa and Andy.
We could not have known Halodude4eva's existence.
And definitely not fathom his stupidity.
We were not enlightened by retardity, but we grew in stature.
Together, we defeated many opponents.
Of different ages, and of different gender.
Somehow we survived. Barely.
2nd Age of Discovery
2004 - 2006
Now, J0HnA55 met Halodude4eva.
Fate had not yet intervened.
Yet we continued on, slowly watching.
And learning.
Time passed, and soon we had to part ways.
It was now when Doubt began to return.
We waited.
3rd Age of Conversion
2007 - Jan 2008
Finally, we started to grasp the concept of Retardity.
And we expanded.
With the creation of this blog, things just fell in place.
Soon we overshot the 30 member mark.
4th Age of Rebellion
Jan 2008 - Feb 2008
Never before seen, an Uprising took place on our hallowed grounds. Discontent with the monotonous undertone that had settled, J0HnA55, Bugs and MegaDeath seized power from Halodude and formed a triad of prophets; Spam, Stupidity and Munchy.
5th Age of Conflict
Feb 2008 - Present
War is upon us. The defection of Bugs and MegaDeath have left J0HnA55 as supreme leader. They declare battle, and their forces, the H4Xx0rs, grow by the day. Turning to Halodude for help as an aide, J0HnA55 decided to meet the H4xx0rs head on, and the conflict continues to rage.
1st Age of Ignorance
2000 - 2003
During the First Age, there were only 9 of us:
Dumbortz, Bugs, J0No, J0HnA55, J, JJ, S0aP L0rD, Babykwa and Andy.
We could not have known Halodude4eva's existence.
And definitely not fathom his stupidity.
We were not enlightened by retardity, but we grew in stature.
Together, we defeated many opponents.
Of different ages, and of different gender.
Somehow we survived. Barely.
2nd Age of Discovery
2004 - 2006
Now, J0HnA55 met Halodude4eva.
Fate had not yet intervened.
Yet we continued on, slowly watching.
And learning.
Time passed, and soon we had to part ways.
It was now when Doubt began to return.
We waited.
3rd Age of Conversion
2007 - Jan 2008
Finally, we started to grasp the concept of Retardity.
And we expanded.
With the creation of this blog, things just fell in place.
Soon we overshot the 30 member mark.
4th Age of Rebellion
Jan 2008 - Feb 2008
Never before seen, an Uprising took place on our hallowed grounds. Discontent with the monotonous undertone that had settled, J0HnA55, Bugs and MegaDeath seized power from Halodude and formed a triad of prophets; Spam, Stupidity and Munchy.
5th Age of Conflict
Feb 2008 - Present
War is upon us. The defection of Bugs and MegaDeath have left J0HnA55 as supreme leader. They declare battle, and their forces, the H4Xx0rs, grow by the day. Turning to Halodude for help as an aide, J0HnA55 decided to meet the H4xx0rs head on, and the conflict continues to rage.
Twitizmz
Disclaimer: Actual meaning are not included.
It's much more fun to figure it out yourself.
Q) If you fail this time, I will _____ you alive
1) peel 2) skin 3) beat 4) scrape
Twit: Scrape
Q) What is the definition of chaos?
Twit: People singing together.
Q) Make a sentence with screech
Twit: I screech my teacher's car.
Q) What is the present tense of held?
Twit: Hell
It's much more fun to figure it out yourself.
Q) If you fail this time, I will _____ you alive
1) peel 2) skin 3) beat 4) scrape
Twit: Scrape
Q) What is the definition of chaos?
Twit: People singing together.
Q) Make a sentence with screech
Twit: I screech my teacher's car.
Q) What is the present tense of held?
Twit: Hell
[XtReMe HiTz]
Now
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New Divide - Linkin Park
21 Guns - Green Day
Crawl Back In - Dead By Sunrise
Down - Jay Sean
She's A Genius - Jet
Contagious - Trapt
New Perspective - Panic! At The Disco
Lifeline - Papa Roach
Beautiful - Eminem
New Day - Tamar
Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman
Real World - The All-American Rejects
I Don't Think I Love You - Hoobastank
Shadows And Regrets - Yellocard
I Love College - Asher Roth
I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Rock And Roll All Nite - Kiss
Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island
WTF Collective - Jon LaJoie
Past Official Bands/Artists
---------
Linkin Park
Maroon 5
Simple Plan
Green Day
Yellowcard
Bon Jovi
The Black Eyed Peas
Hoobastank
Breaking Benjamin
Good Charlotte
Eminem
Fort Minor
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco
Papa Roach
30 Seconds To Mars
[Movies]
- HeLP ME UpdATe THis!!!
- Zombieland
- 300
- Harry Potter
- The Day After Tomorrow
- Bruno
- Lord Of The Rings
- 2012
- Avatar
- Accepted
- Up
- Jackass
- The Simpsons
- South Park
- Borat
- Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny
Past Bullshit
- September (2)
- June (1)
- March (1)
- February (3)
- January (9)
- December (3)
- November (4)
- October (1)
- August (3)
- June (2)
- May (1)
- April (1)
- March (2)
- February (1)
- January (1)
- December (4)
- November (3)
- October (1)
- July (2)
- June (1)
- May (3)
- April (3)
- March (7)
- February (3)
- January (4)
- December (13)
- November (9)
- October (9)
- September (9)
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