MP'08 Waz A Blast!!!!!

yeah...it was.
anyway, it's my bday today, but I celebrated a few days back.
Unfortunately, Halodude and Dumbortz couldn't turn up.
However, at least we had Soap Lord, J, Elson, Megadeath, Twit and Bugs.
It was a historic moment in more ways than one.
To all people with 360s...Please get modem/router and connect your 360 to it.
That way, you will be able to play LAN on a wireless network.
CUZ NOW, WE CAN PLAY 8 PPL!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!
yeah, that's right.
eight. freaking. people.
thanks to a wireless adapter on my 360, all we need now are 2 TVs and a router!
A55 gonna be pwn3d often now.
Especially during JP, where there are 3 (i think) tvs.
Weeeeee. WEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Pics coming up soon. Haven't been able to collect em.

Well the ppl started arriving round 2.
Nothing much at first, just blasting a bit of music.
when J arrived, we set up his 360 as well.

---Warning---
This is IMPORTANT.
we learnt it the hard way.

Do NOT: (we did it in this order)
connect the first 360 to a router. (cable)
Connect the router to a hub. (cable)
connect the hub to the second 360. (cable)
i think the point is NOT to use the hub.
cuz after a while, we smelt something..funny.
Burning? more like weird burning. with something else.
then, I looked at the router....

...

the router was SmoKIN!!!
smoke was pouring from the bottom.
The wood below was starting to warp.
Then...the power went off.

so...
you get the point. ehe.

we had six controllers.
Five of us played until Bugs arrived
(soap lord was busy playing DotA AI)
(heresy...i think)
was damn fun.
somehow, megadeath was using Bugs.
So Bugs got other names...like Bones and even SAUSAGE.
haha..people were shouting FRY THE SAUSAGE!!! FRY IT!!!!
played mostly halo...

then some of us moved to DotA...only 2 laptops tho.
I lost all of them...sob sob...
MegaDeath and Bugs were slaughtering me.
Then they thought J to slaughter me.
Waaaaah.

dinner was usual...
plus satay and sausages and stuff.
haha, we dumbasses still playin Pokemon cards.
me and J tag team against bugs and megadeath.
Score?
1-1

not bad...

here's a little sumthin I made.
It's a parody of "Throw the Jew down the well" by Borat.
AKA In My Country there is problem.
Dedicated to Bugs and Dumbortz (who are in the class) and Twit (the subject)
Imagine you are in a class with the three of them. Especially twit (kevin)

Presenting...

In my Tuition there is Problem

This song is called In My Tuition There Is Problem

In my tuition there is problem
And that problem is transport
The student always coming late
Then my teacher get angry

Throw transport down the well
So my teacher can be free
You must make the travel faster
Then we have a big party


In my tuition there is problem
And that problem is aircon
It always never working properly
Then the teacher feeling hot

Throw aircon down the well
So my teacher can be free
You must make the tuition cooler
Then we have a big party


In my tuition there is problem
And that problem is the twit
He always make a lot of trouble
He make my teacher have a fit

Throw Kevin down the well
So my teacher can be free
You must kick him on his ass
Then we have a big party

If you see the twit coming
You must be careful of his pee
You must take away his headphones
Come I show you how to do

Throw Kevin down the well
So my teacher can be free
You must kick him on his ass
Then we have a big party!!!


hahaha
aha
ha

making a parody of I'm A Twit next.

oh and I'm trying to make a Halo Music Video using the clips from the party.

[J0HnA55]

One Year Of Retardity

Well..today is a historic day for us.

This is the first anniversary of United Stupidity.
One year ago on this day, (Halodude's sister's bday)
We formed this group.

Now, from a handful of people...
We have over 30 members.
We had successful events and produced successful things.
JP'07.
Party Boy.
These are just two examples of our accomplishments.

Lasting this long wasn't just luck.
The enthusiasm displayed by our members has not died out yet.
Thanks to that, we continue.
And this blog is still up and running..well.
Also to the guests, who help keep the cbox alive.
And to all of you, for continuing to pwn ass.


Anyway,

THE CAMP IS CANCELLED.
wtf.
can't help it.
I decided to cancel, cause the guest list was reduced to THREE FREAKIN PPL.
You all know, that first, those "unknown" ppl were left out.
Then, people were ticked off one by one.
Now, Bugs has to go off to KL.
I doubt J would want to attend, after my mum cancelled TWO MORE PEOPLE.
Now, there is left Halodude, Martin and me.
Not much of a camp.
Seriously sorry for the failure of this event.
We'll have to find a new location.
Or change our entire plan.
Hopefully, something good will come our way soon.

Good news?
Me, Street2Fifa, Martin, Argo, Zul and Xie Hang are at Halodude's house.
Most of us are stayin over.
Presenting...(tomorrow la)

GAN PUA LE EH CH33 BY3 LIVE!!!!
Martin - Guitar
Me - Vocals
Street2Fifa - Bridge

Its stupid.
More stuff comin up soon.

[J0HnA55]

7 Hours Left To...

But first, let me distract you from the strange title...

WAHOOOOOOOO!!!! EXAMS ARE OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!
yeah. holidays begun for us ppl studying in Singapore lol.
Good luck to the ppz havin their exams soon/now.
May the 'tard be with you.

anyway, first things first.

HAPPY BDAY DUMBORTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well sry dude, I know it's kinda late to post this.
But I had exams so...
-_-''

too bad ya didn't have a big party this year.

I was really bored last night so...I made music videos!
Inspired by Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", I made two videos.
One featured the movie Hitman, the other the video for Linkin Park's PTS OF ATHRTY.
Kinda amateurish..but not bad for a first try, say the ppl who saw it.
So I be loading it here, or on YouTube. Keep checking...

Now, if you're wondering what is happening in 7 hours...
Which is tomorrow btw...
Tomorrow is a special day.
Those well versed in Retard Lore should know. The answer may be here on the blog.
Anyway...it's gonna be BIG. Sry I can't reveal it yet.
The post should come out later tomorrow afternoon or evening...
That may give you a hint of what's happening.

How do you keep a retard in suspense?




...I'll tell you tomorrow.

[J0HnA55]

Exams delayed the posts. Sorry all.

Well, the heading says it all yo.
lol.

I'm back. So are the others. Got a few announcements to make.

Camp is ON. (MOST LIKELY)
However, attendance is horribly limited....
Really bad. Lots of people cut off
Especially ANYONE WHO MY MUM DOESN'T KNOW!!!! WTF!!!! thx a lot.
So I'm damn sorry to all you guys, have to wait for JP. Can't do anything about it.
I tried...Failed. MY 360 nearly disappeared. Put up a good argument for y'all tho.

Seriously..I wonder why my mum did that. Most cruel move I've seen for years.
She says that next year you all can though. If this year goes well.
Kinda sad that my mum recieves a lot of law work from this particular person instead.
Or else it could have gone better. Well the work is more important anyway.
Haiz...

The sad part. From the Malaysia side, only Dumbortz, Bugs, J and Halodude are allowed
I know this cuts the list even deeper. Spent an hour trying to undo this move.
Of course...had no chance. Can't cancel the whole camp cuz of this. Sorry again.
Especially to those who waited eagerly. Wait a bit more for JP, all can attend then.
Its J's house anyway, his parents don't lose anything if it gets messed up.



Anyway forget all that stuff for now. Lets go on to the good stuff.

We are proud to announce a new section!

Presenting....


RETARD RADIO!!!!
This new segment, done by Ichabot, Martin and me, is dumb. Real dumb.
It features a series of sound clips recorded by us. Stupid clips of course.
Added in with music and special effects....
Produced weekly/fortnightly, a drawback - no production during holidays.
Unless of course, we collaborate on MSN. Which is possible. But harder.

And to top it off, we're GONNA FORM A BAND!!!!
This will be damn hard to pull off.
But there are some plus sides!

Martin has an acoustic guitar, electric guitar, amplifier AND effects (with pedal)
Ichabot has electric guitar and amp too (unfortunately, its in Indonesia)
Dumbortz has a retardedly high grade in piano (so he can play keyboard/synthesizer)

But...

How the hell do we meet up? (members from three different countries)
The only drum set is with J. And he's away all the time. Lives in Kulai. ><
Vocals gonna be..interesting.

Candidates for vocals:

Bugs
Jono
Me

well..bugs is ok.
Jono is in New Zealand. That's definitely out.
Me? I can only do lower tones. High is out for me. And my singing is soft.
Besides, I wanna be drummer ^^

Anyone here can be vocals? Pls tell.
We also need a drum set, synthesizer/keyboard and bass.
Obviously we could use a piano, but which guy is gonna bring his?
We also need a studio for the amps to work. Not many ppl with compatible plugs.
But as for the look of it, it's pretty much ok. See for yourself.

Disclaimer: I Cannot Play The Guitar (Well). That was my 4th time for Acoustic.
Even better, 1st time with Electric Guitar.





















































Actually this may have been a bad idea.
All those people wondering, "WHO THE HELL IS J0HNA55!!!!"
Have now a 50% higher chance of recognizing me.
After all, there are only two of us. LOL.
Took it at Martin's house. One is Ichabot. The other...well...

The sign was taken at a toilet.
I found it...

Interesting.

LOL
[J0HnA55]

HAPPY BDAY BUGS!!! MAY YOUR BALLS....

NEVER DROP OFF!!!!

rite...

it's nothing to do with this video.



if ya remember, Bugs' mum never watched the whole movie (guess why)
so anyways

he was pissed cuz...

WE WERE ALL ACTING LIKE IDIOTS IN HIS KOPITIAM (LOUDLY TOO) !!!!1!!11!

oh well...can help or not?


anywayz...first things first (this post be crammed with pics and vids)




































































well that's us...
Bugs, MegaDeath, Vignesh, Dumbortz and me...
the others I'm not sure tho one guy is called Jacky (lol)

DotA?

we would have owned them.
Me (Zeus), Rtz (Nerubian Assassin), Jacky (Goblin Techies) and ??? (Razor)

VS

Bugs (Enigma), ??? (Troll Warlord), Vignesh (Sand King) and MegaDeath (Bounty Hunter)

We were owning them. Especially Razor

But...that goondu MegaDeath, had to target me...
Had to take Nerubian's DIVINE RAPIER...

oh well.


Speaking of parties, here's a little production by Street2Fifa, Emily and me.




hehe. That was...Party Boy!
Taken from the Jackass game (dancing in underwear in an electronics store)
so why not in swimming trunks in a condo? lol

Now we introduce some of the other members of US.

Martin - Armenian Waste Disposal

This guy...is...random.
Totally random.
Talks bullshit at the weirdest of times.
Likes to look spastic.




























I rest my case
(btw that was taken in China)
He's in charge of the new Retard Radio that is in production.


Ichabot - The Watcher

This guy may have set a record...Bronze to Gold in 24 hours.
By humiliating himself for the sake of stupidity.
Man..he's got potential





























wondered why he's the Watcher?
lol.
And the others are Death and Impressive (all Indonesians)


Btw, the three of us are working on Retard Radio.
It should be a weekly segment if everything goes right.
Trust me, it's spastic.

so just to end off, here's some stuff to think about
















Joke...
















Lame Joke!!!


hahahahahahhahahhaha

Random Stuff

We at United Stupidity shall post on entirely random stuff when necessary.

Street2Fifa at Tuition (Twitisms)?
Maybe we should make this a regular section. Yes! I will!
Starting from now, we shall include several new sections.
Please look out for them.
They are: XtReMe HiTz, Movies and Twitisms (quotes from Street2fifa)
Man..that guy should feel honored...he now has an entire space fr himself.
Well, not much to post now. Can't think.
Possibly even a joke column? Maybe I'll post them here instead.
Well to kick things off..

This one is stupid. You may not understand it at first. But srsly

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some farkin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more farkin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the farkin’ French toast."

haha.

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga." The first guy says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga." The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and a tribesman takes a spear, stabs his genitals and leaves him to die. The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga." He says "well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH...BY UGGA BUGGA!!!"

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on his ass by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"


Second Place for this post (subjective)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”


This one is champ. *Warning* Explicit Content (NOT)


A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

HAHAHAAAHA

I know it's kinda late, but Happy April's Fools Day.

Woah woah, yeah yeah
I know you hate me
Woah woah, yeah yeah
For prank calling you

HAhaaaHAaHhahA. Parody of Happy Birthday by the Click Five

well to kick this off,

More Videos From YouTube!

This time its Misheard Lyrics!
Get the original lyrics first before you watch for maximum laughter.

Bulls On Parade - RadioHead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MjST18L7V8&feature=related

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI

Dragostea Din Tei - OZone (Numa Numa) - This is the best so far-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8&feature=related

This Ain't A Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10&feature=related

Dance Dance (test recording)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7HulbCjkUs&feature=related

Temperature - Sean Paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I&feature=related

Holiday - Green Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzvODQSh9Rg&feature=related

All freakin stupid.



Next up, here are some jokes. This is seriously stupidly funny.
(Please be patient. They sound lame at first but...you'll see)

There was once a peanut and a muah chee. They lived in the same town, attended the sane schools and graduated together. The peanut became a lawyer, the muah chee became a doctor. Both jobs were problematic and the two went to a bar to relax. The peanut ordered a martini while the muah chee wanted beer. They both got drunk eventually and started arguing. Soon, they were fighting and the bartender threw them both out. Still angry, they rented a boat and rowed to the middle of a lake. There they continued their epic fight until THE PEANUT PUSHED THE MUAH CHEE INTO THE LAKE.

Now...what is better? Peanut or Muah Chee?

Peanut!!! It is smarter!!! It pushed the Muah Chee in!!! AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

There lived a freaking rich family. Their house had a golden roof, golden walls, golden ceiling, golden tiles, golden pillars, golden tables, golden chairs, golden stools, golden doors, golden windows, golden bathroom, golden toothbrush, golden toothpaste, golden sink, golden taps, golden mirror, golden pipes, golden toilet bowl, golden garden, golden flowers, golden grass, golden trees, golden dog, golden servants and more. They were bored. So, they boarded a golden plane, with golden tickets, and travelled to a golden country, where they got in a golden limousine with a golden chauffeur that drove them to a golden restraunt because they were hungry. They sat down with the golden forks, golden spoons, golden knives, golden chopsticks, golden bowls, golden plates, golden cups and golden trays.
TWO PEOPLE ORDERED NASI LEMAK, ONE PERSON ORDERED MEE SIAM.

What is better? Nasi Lemak or Mee Siam?

...Nasi Lemak!!! HAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

There lived a king and a princess. The princess fell in love with a villager, and the king was very angry. He forbade her to see the villager. So she ran away with him, and the king was even angrier. He got on his magic horse and picked up his magic bow, magic arrows, magic sword, magic knife, magic dagger, magic axe, magic mace, magic spear, magic lance, magic trident, magic pistol, magic machine gun, magic flamethrower and magic BFG. Then he rode through the magic mountains, magic swamp, magic desert, magic jungle, magic forest, magic tundra and magic city before coming to a lake. The princess and villager were sitting by the lake. Taking aim, he shot the villager. The village fell into the lake. The princess screamed and jumped in to save him. WHAT DID THE PRINCESS FIND?

...















...






THE MUAH CHEE!!!!!!!!















ok. finished cracking up yet?


Next one.



What has a big head and a small body?


An ikan bilis with a helmet!!!

AhAHAHAAHHA


A plane was travelling across an ocean. There were 20 passengers on board. They were; the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess, the engineer, a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a businessman, a sailor, a soldier, a student, a chicken, President Bush, Borat, Homer Simpson, Barney,a father, his son and a retard.

The plane's engine exploded in midair. It began to lose altitude.
There were seventeen parachutes.

The crew had four with them, they used theirs and jumped out immediately.
Thirteen left.

The six working adults and the student all said they had a bright future.
So they jumped out too.
Six parachutes left.

Borat grabbed the chicken, stuffed it into his suitcase as a replacement (Azamat ate it during the documentary) and jumped out. Five parachutes, six people.

Bush, Homer and Barney jumped out. Of course, with their parachutes. Yeah.
Two left, for the father, the son and the retard.

The father said, "Son, I have lived my life well. You have a long future ahead of you. However, that retard needs a parachute as well, so climb onto my back and I'll jump"

So they jumped together and landed safely (after a while of course)



The retard kicked the parachute out of the plane and jumped after it. WHY???

...


Cuz he was a retard.




Two robbers decided to rob a bank. They broke in, only to find it deserted. They were surprised, but happy. They made their way to the safe to find it wide open, with billions of dollars inside. Stuffing them into their sacks, they left warily. Looking outside the bank from the window, they did not see any police around. They saw an ice cream truck, which they planned to hijack, however, two men and a bear got into it and drove off. Instead, they planned to run to their home, only a hundred metres from the bank. The street was deserted. THE MOMENT THEY STEPPED OUT, THEY DIED. WHY?





THE RETARD FELL ON THEM!!!!!


Down the road, there was a motorcycle. Whose was it?



THE IKAN BILIS WITH THE HELMET!!!!

AHAHAHAHAH
AHA
HA
HA
HA
HAAA
HAH
AA
HA
HAA
AAH
AHA


lol.

Hope you enjoyed this bullshit.
More jokes in next post.



On other news, we've got another candidate for HQ.

MoneySeeker's dad allows us to use a room in his house. WITH TV, AIRCON AND FURNITURE

WEEH

Questions Answered

Hello, this be cow delivery.
Do you want your cow by airlift?
Bob Marley chicken fluff spoon.

Random words.

Well anyway

Why HQ?

Cuz it's a freakin place of our own. For fun. Just go there and hang out I guess.
That's why we need entertainment/furniture, so if anyone can donate stuff...

T Shirts.

I've decided that they'll either be personalized or standardized. Standardized as in the T Shirts are all with the same design/logo. Personalized as in if you want one, you order, then we'll place your logo as well as something on United Stupidity.
So you guys have to decide. Please Vote in the Cbox

USP

well, uh. Since there is PMR, either June or November then.
But seriously.
If you ask your parents: Can I go party like mad dog for a week?
Or
Can I attend a youth camp which inculcates life skills into the attendees for FREE?
duhh...
lol

Questions Answered

[J0HnA55]

New Stuff

Umm...ok I've got some pretty interesting news here.

The first ever United Stupidity Party (USP) is likely to be held this year.
It's gonna be wild. But, there are a few problems (as usual...duh)

First up, the venue is 95% to be in Singapore. Passports, guys?
Don't worry, it's gonna be during the holidays...either MidYear/3rd Term/End of Year

Well anyway check this out. The story behind it.

My mum's rich friend was thinking of having a boys camp, to teach survival skills and crap. She couldn't find many people, so she decided to ask me. She told me to get up to 10 friends, to stay in her freakin huge house for up to a week, WITH NO ADULTS. The catch: we have to make our own meals, clean up, do our own laundry etc. But... some things she didn't notice.

1) We can bring 1 week's worth of clothes. (yeah, if you really want)
2) Dumbortz and I can handle the food (if you dun mind lots of Maggi Mee)
3) Nothing said about bringing 360s, PS3s, Wii(s), water guns, footballs etc.
4) It's a Youth Camp! Free! Your parents will encourage this enriching experience.
We all need to learn this stuff eventually(just dun mention the no adults part)

So...we are going to hold some Youth Camp. Right? Haha..yeah right.
lOl...



Next up.
It is OFFICIAL.

We are going to get our own United Stupidity Headquarters.
Really.
Cuz my parents are shifting the tuition centre to somewhere else in Tmn Pelangi.
Sad right? Not close to Bugs kopitiam anymore. Not close to Leisure Mall.
But...they only use half of the new premises. They gave the other to me.
And, well...I convert it into our official command centre!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
ok. again, problems.

1) It's bare. Yes. Bare.
2) It's boring. Yes. Boring.
3) It's located at Jalan Serampang (not rly a problem, but just mentioning it)

So, we need furniture. At least. Chairs/tables. And entertainment.
I can donate some stuff, pretty basic, like board games/UNO set.
And we may have a table and chair or two.
But what about nice stuff? Like sofas? Fans? Or even TV?
This is where you come in.
If you have any ideas for the headquarters, pls contact me on MSN.
Or, just spam the freakin chatbox (WITH IDEAS. NOT USELESS SHIT)

And, about the United Stupidity T Shirts (a legend already)
(cuz it's been postponed for like half a year)
Well..this needs cash. I can't give free ones to everyone.
We need a logo, maybe? Not the one on top of the blog. (that's mine btw)
Trying to keep everything TOTALLY free. (Very unsuccessful)

[J0HnA55]

United Stupidity Official Football Teams

We support two official footbsll teams now. They are:

The Black Rabbits Guild.

Formed...ummm...last week by Bugs, Mahaesh, Vignesh, Jeremy and MegaDeath.
It's futsal actually...doesn't matter though.
Mostly the EC crowd...or ex EC. EC = English College
The concentrated spam you see everywhere leads to www.theblackrabbits.blogspot.com

Three Kings United

Umm...I think this is J0N0's football team in New Zealand.
I think that's the name...pretty confusing
He's quite a good player anyway...teamed with him at SSU in P4.


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Whaat?!



...duh

It's Perfectly Fine To Be A Happy Individual

Repeat after me...

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual...

Street2Fifa: It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual

Bugs? Dumbortz? Wanna join in?

Bugs: Yeah sure...

Dumbortz: Ok...sorry dude

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual

Everyone: It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual!

Very nice.

Very.

Nice.



Make someone feel better on a really shitty day

If you're listening to this, I want you to say: I'm Gay!

Bugs: I'm GAY!!!

Say he's gay!

Bugs: I'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!! WHAAAAT?!?!

HAAHAAHAHA!!! DUDE, THaT's THE ShIT!!!!

WHeRe are my La-la's??!?

Everyone: La...la la la...la la la laaa...la la la la la....lalala la...la la la laaa...a la la...la la la laaa...la la la la la....lalala la...la la la laaa...a la la...la la la laaa...la la la la la....lalala la...la la la laaa...a la la...la la la laaa...la la la la la....lalala la...la la la laaa......

WOOOHOOOO!!!

*This post was a complete waste of time*

*I'm Gay - Bowling For Soup - The Great Burrito Extortion Case*

*You know, the guys who made High School Never Ends (the blog featured song)*

*From the same album (see above)*

*lol*

*...*






*duh*

Platinums. Originals. Whateva. We Pwn Ur A55.

There have been so many questions about our members that I'll explain.
Man...I've put the description of the ranks down already but ppl keep asking.
So here it is...detailed and shit. Yeah.

Bronze - New members. And INACTIVE members too. Unless you've been promoted already.

Silver - Those who are average retards. Nothing exceptional, sry 'bout that.

Gold - Did something really stupid, very active or helped our Stupidity.

Platinum - Elite retards. Contribute highly to everything we do. Main people here.

W/Honors - Reserved for Halodude4eva and Soap Lord. (Or anyone seriously retarded)

W/Dishonor - Reserved for Bugs (tentatively) possibly for Twit too. (Street2Fifa)

Originals - Those who started with us way before retardity in 2000.


Ok, so all the ranks have been explained. (Originals are added with an (O) on list)
Now, here we introduce the retards. Brace yourselves. This post be long. And dumb.
Definitely out of place here, maybe a bit emo. But anyway: I wrote it, and it's the truth. I farkin love this band-oops. Overquote. hehe

Disclaimer: Sorry for any pissing off caused by exaggeration of stupidity.



Halodude4eva

I met him in P5. We took the same school van back to Malaysia every day, same school (Si Ling Primary School). He was one of my best school friends at the time. Damn nice guy, but you don't wanna piss him off. Takes it easy, "Relax ah!"
Retarded? Hell yeah. We had a lot of fun against the other ppl in the van. When we were acting stupid during Hanna's (his sis) birthday in 2007, he said that "no one can beat US". I asked him,"us? What's us?"...."United Stupidity". Famous words. Used to stay at the Wadihana condo with Street2Fifa, now he's living in Singapore. Among his achievements was getting stuck at an MRT station (though it definitely wasn't his fault, it was crowded and we didn't hear him properly), it just sounds retarded. Currently best in Halo, splatters people a lot. Likes the gore. Great guy.

Soap Lord

He was one of the Originals, but didn't really mix around much until later.
When we split up at P2 from Sekolah Swasta Tun Dr Ismail/Sekolah Straits View, he followed me and JJ to Sekolah Sri Utama. *Fried Chicken studied there in my class too
I met him more often and eventually, in 2008, he joined my dad's tuition class. There he became a Platinum, and rose to Asst. Leader (see early, early posts) quickly. Now he's in SSI. An example is when my dad pulled the shutter up halfway instead of all the way up. Bugs walked through crouching, I walked through crouching, he didn't. WHAM. Hit his head on the padlock, the shutter flew up with a bang, and he staggered through. LOL. Also a damn nice guy. More on the clever and serious side, but really acts crazy with us. Why he's Soap Lord? He washes his hands A LOT. I dunno why. Habit I guess. Boredom?

J0HnA55

Me. Yes, me. The guy who has been spamming up this space since it was created (by me). Obviously an original. Known to be blur as shit and forgetful too. I'm friendly to friends, strangers AND enemies (can't help it, dammit). Studying at ACS (Independent) in Singapore. Back then, we used to gather at my house and have massive water battles (or plastic weapons instead). My mum used to make signature mushroom soup with pasta..haha...everyone rushed for it. Well I dunno about the dumb things I've done, too many to count, but I recall stuff like forming Stinkin Butt (a parody of Linkin Park with stupid lyrics), writing the song "We Are Idiots" with Bugs and acting like jackasses in public with Street2Fifa. Somehow I plan all the big events, especially JP. Been attending JP since it was started. Been through it all, with all the retards. All I gotta say is you guys ROCK. Keep on kicking ass, cuz their a55e5 be pwn3d.Oh, and why J0HnA55? J0Hn is the Master Chief from Halo. I am a Halo freak, like a lot of us. A55? It sounded nice. Go figure.

Bugs

Was an original. Stayed on in SSV, then moved to Sri Tebrau and now studies in EC (where he recruited TONS of people). In fact, he is one of the (if not greatest) greatest recruiters in US. Brought in the whole crowd like Vignesh, Mahaesh, MegaDeath and so on. Why Dishonor? Umm...can't really remember. Check earlier posts. Charges include spamming, spamming and uh..spamming. But anyway he's higher than us Platinums. Damn nice guy (do I sense a pattern here?), says random stuff all the time and funny as heck. Cracks me up all the time too. Founded the Yaharmonic Orchestra last year with me and Dumbortz. Likes Maggi Mee and Archie Comics. His mum owns "Judy Kopitiam" in Taman Pelangi, visit it if you get a chance. Great food. Try the HK Mee. Platinum cuz he's random and funny, ask anyone who has known him well. Quite good at DotA too. Likes shiny stuff, especially my burned (not literally) CDs. Why Bugs? It's foggy, but it may have to do with a movie about them we watched at the Singapore Science Centre around P5. He might not remember either, but I think I remember him saying something about him liking bugs.

As for the theories about his "preferences" I am pissed with people that say he is gay. (normal guy albeit a very horny one but if you wanna follow the retarded way we do things) He is Everosexual. (a new term coined by our researchers who have proved through intensive research and patient concentration that he is sexually attracted to males, females, in betweens, plants, animals, fungi and inanimate objects. So there.


Dumbortz

Another original. Yet another damn nice guy (this gets tiring). He's loyal to his friends and helpful too, can be hot-tempered and definitely nuts. Stuck with Bugs all the way until now. His gaming ain't that good, but gamers are made, not born. (so keep trying, dude). Known for his big CNY parties, used to play loads of PS games with him and Bugs. Twisted Metal, anyone? His mum used to bring us after school to his house for lunch and stuff. His GBC was popular too. We played dumbass games after tuition, very sad that the teacher passed away a few years ago (to those of you, it was Mr Chia.)Famous quote: "Why didn't you wake me up earlier? .....Oh wait. I woke up first." That was during JP'07. Some ppl call him dense, but he's not champ there unfortunately, see next person. Seems to be lucky with girls. For his privacy I shall not elaborate. Go ask him (if you dare) Also funny, and tends to take charge of stuff when they go mad (very often, duh). Dumbortz is an unofficial nickname, it came in our Tenacious D/Warcraft promo last year. Just another great guy among us.

J

Original, and FREAKIN RICH. We're damn happy he is, or JP wouldn't exist, and we wouldn't have the fun or memories that remain with us now, and probably will for a long time. Used to fight over his noodles in P1 every recess, ended up sharing by picking strand by strand with our fingers. Mischievous too ^__^. Carefree sorta guy, goes with the flow and is reputed to be the densest guy here. Meaning stuff takes longer to register. That IS retarded, he's blur like me. Now studying somewhere in Singapore. None of you would realize this guy's importance. Without him, US probably would never have been founded, cause we met every year at his house, not mine, Dumbortz's or anyone else for that matter. Every year, people looked forward to my party, Dumbortz' , Jono's, but his always shone. Maybe because when the whole lot of us stayed over, there was this sense of brotherhood that stuck with us. I dunno why. All our large Halo battles were fought at his house. Movies? We watched 'em there. Famous for asking stupid questions...like in JP 07, he was wondering how Halodude's mum's friend got into the house without ringing the doorbell. (LOL...he was there before we arrived) His Halo is IRRITATINGLY GOOD. We call him J cuz that was his Halo username, and we scream it most of the time cause he jumps around and kses us, then kills us as well. Wonder how he finds us so well. He's even left the imprint of his head on a car park automatic barrier at Leisure Mall.

JJ

Original, moved to SSU with us in P3. Now in Overseas Family School in Singapore. DNG (figure out this acronym). Another mischievous guy, we played tons of pranks on people (mostly girls and teachers) in P1 to P4. He may not seem to be so, but he is very kind, and will stick with those in need. I know. He is a LEGEND at Halo. You will not survive. He trained his LITTLE BROTHER to beat the shit out of our best. (Halodude, J and me). He is insane with a shotgun and overshield. Also damn rich, I've seen his house at Taman Molek...he has a PROJECTOR in his entertainment room, with a wall mounted TV and 360 of course. He's a great football fan, and plays well too. Unfortunately, he has not shown much stupidity. Potential's there, though.

Jono

Original, moved to New Zealand last year (or was it 2006?). Great guy, natural leader, courageous and all. You'd definitely want him as your friend. Supports you whenever you need it. Football maniac (you can tell that he supports Real Madrid, being a Madridista) It's hard to say if he or JJ is better, but he's going for professional playing I've heard...something about Three Kings United. Gd luck!
Haha, he turned us all into Madrid fans during the Korean World Cup. Used to live in the Sri Mulia Condo, we used to have pool parties with Super Soakers there. Was my best friend back in SSU, used to come to my house and do retarded stuff. Haha...Ship. Was really fun while it lasted. Led our so called team/club/gang back in SSV for a while, but resigned cuz he thought it wasn't really fair (see? great guy). Somehow hates his older brother. Wuz like that since P2 or so. Go check out his blog under our list.

Street2Fifa

The Legendary TWIT. Korean guy who lives in the same condo that Halodude used to, and that's how we both met him. Ah Beng gangsta type of guy, but underneath that is just another DNG. He's not the Swear-O-Matic for nothin, and he swears just about 23 hours a day. Studies in Si Ling Secondary in Singapore, and lives at the Wadihana Condo. Made his way up in a combination of jackassery. spam and irritatance. For one, he's my partner in creating Jackass-like videos to post on the blog. He says idiotic things all the time. And, he's wonderful to play with at Halo 3, CoD 4, GoW or about any shooter available. (free morale boost) Especially Jackassery. He loves it. Whether it's trolley racing at the Leisure Mall carpark, Party Boy at his condo or Scissors Paper Nuts in Giant, he lives Jackass again and again. "How I know?"

Lord MegaDeath

The Exiled (Exiled). Says it all. He joined under Bugs in 2006 and has spammed, spammed and spammed away since then. DNG. Kinda helps ppl a lot. Yeah, he and Bugs make up the DotA crazy population in our group. Not bad at it either. So anyway he meets Bugs often to play DotA (and spam). Likes Gears of War, Bioshock and Call of Duty 4 more than Halo 3 (which is fine, but he had to post it). Known as the Exiled cuz he got exiled 4 times already...currently exiled. Hehe. Also waits for JP to play Duel Masters and Halo 2/3 campaigns again and again. Especially Delta Halo *wince*
Also helped Bugs bring in a lot of our newer recruits.



There are just too many ppl to list here, so I covered the platinums and originals. If I missed anyone, sorry. Very busy with homework and stuff. I can cover the rest, but dun know them too well. Sorry bout that.



Well...Originals. It's been a long time. Since P1 in 2000, we've come a long way. We've lost contact every now and then, but now Babykwa's back and Yan Feng (Andy) is gonna join, all of us are here. A lot of memories. So many that it would be unexcusable spam to list them all here. But after all, I AM SPAM!! Haha. Kiddin'....NOT!!!! For a while anyway. (This part might be borin for those uninvolvd)



SSV. or SSTDI. Whatever you call it. The old building, with the winding pathway up, where inside, our classroom was just on the right of the entrance (then to the left)
The stairs leading up, where we took that group photo when JJ left for SSU. The lunch area..where someone accidentally flung chili in my eye...can't remember which idiot..
The recess, on the hard stone pavement(where Yan Feng cut his knee and Dumbortz saw a snake) leading to the International block. Picking at J's noodles and luncheon meat, Babykwa's cake, etc. Catching grasshoppers in the field. Starting a weird war against the P2s, fighting over the football. Playing stupid games of Digimon. (J0n0 as Patamon...lol) and lame games on the class PC. Some people chasing after girls..*cough* Viv *hack* ian and Cin *cough* dy *wheeze*. Fighting over one of them too. *cough* Said girls stealing JJ's chewing gum and Pokemon cards (more popular stuff) and giving them to Mdm Siew (who used to call us Botak sumthin, said we would all become gangsters while taping our mouths, and Soap Lord's legs to the chair...ouch). Taekwondo with Mr.Raja? Chandran? Forgot his name lol. The Haunted House during the fair, entering with "light sabers" (balloons LOL).

Going to Dumbortz house after school, watching Pokemon vids and playing Jazz Jackrabbit 2. GameBoy Colors and PS1...Armored Core and all taht. Soccer barefoot in his front yard. Playing Starcraft and Pokemon stuff with Bugs. Sneaking Maggi Mee in the centre kitchen. Going to Singapore Science Centre to play FutureCop (and staying over at my house cuz it was so late when we returned). Earthworm Jim at the early JPs...fake disco with Macarena...watching Shaolin Soccer and Mr Bean. Comin to my house and whacking each other with plastic swords and water guns (latter still familiar eh?)

And the list could go on. And on. But time isn't that long...(btw it's freakin late)





I'm back in town, and everything has changed
I feel let down, the faces stay the same
I see shadows of who we used to be
When I drive so slow through this memory


I heard myself say things I take back
If I could re-tell, and make these stories last
I see shadows of who we'll always be
When I walk these roads that made our memories

When we were only kids
And we were best of friends
And we hoped for the best
And let go of the rest
Everything has changed
The faces stay the same

When we were only kids
And our time couldn't end
And how tall did we stand
With the world in our hands
The shadows and regrets
Let go of the rest

Let go of the rest..



[Shadows And Regrets - Yellowcard]

YouTube: Gateway To Stupidity

Well yeah.
Here are some YouTube videos. Watch them and DIE (of laughter)

Blame Halo 3

This is a parody of Akon's Sorry Blame It On Me.
It's about this guy who's been causing problems for his wife due to Halo 3.
So he sings this song and about her, his son, car, house etc..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw


Special Fred

This is about a Spartan and his friend Special Fred (the Elite)
It's about all the dumb things he does. Cause he's "special". (Like we are)
In the end, he becomes special too. See why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM


300 Music Video

This is ub3r cool. They used 300 Footage with Breaking Benjamin's Blow Me Away.
The song was originally produced in the Halo 2 Soundtrack.
The lyrics, timing, everything ROCKS. Excellent. Kicks ass.
You gotta watch it. (Knowing the lyrics beforehand may be better)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo


300 Techno Remixes

These are...well, it's stated.
See for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOY32WqdiDw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related

LOL. WTF. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I have just discovered sumthin interestin. Really.
Now as you know, we entered the 4th Age of Conflict when the Rebellion was held.
We dethroned Halodude and put MegaDeath, Bugs and me as the triad of Prophets;
Retardity, Munchy and Spam.
However, MegaDeath declared war on us, and Bugs left.
I took the title of Spam from Bugs cuz it sounded nice

Wait...that rings a bell doesn't it?


If Halodude isn't leader...and I'm the only prophet left....




.....





I AM SPAM!!! VOICE OF THE RETARDS!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(sounds a bit like Halo 3 doesn't it?)

Dumbortz: Then...you must be silenced. SHAddUP lah...
...
...wait. Where's my energy sword?


HAHAHA I Stole It!!!! *lunge*

*FIRST BLOOD*

WAHAhAHHAHAHAHA!!! I AM SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENAN- I mean Retards.

(Now, Bronze are Grunts, Silver are Jackals, Gold are Elites and Platinum are Brutes)
(For those of you who aren't totally sane, this IS a promo)
(I didn't make it this way...just noticed it ^__^' )




We are...all of us...retards.
Cowering on the floor, thinking what, I wonder.
That you can escape the coming fart?
No, your lungs will BURN from the gas from Halodude's arse....

*Halo 3 Trailer Music Plays*

Not even your H4Xx0rc1st, crawling blackened from his hole...
...will mar the light of our passage on the Great Journey.

Your destruction is the will of the Gods...
And I?
...


I AM THEIR INSTRUMENT!!!!!

United Stupidity Presents

The Stunning Conclusion to "30 - Prepare For Stupidity"

A Mixture of Halo 3, I Am Legend, Tenacious D, Jackass, Borat, 300 and 28 Days Later


"I Am Spam"


Coming Soon...freakin limited broadband

30 - Prepare For Stupidity! *UPDaTED* Breaking News

We Retards are descended from.... never mind.
Taught never to use our brains, never to surrender.
Taught that death by stupidity in service of retardkind is the greatest glory one can achieve in his life.

At the age of seven, as is customary, the boy is sent to primary school and plunged into a world of idiocy, manufactured by 9 years of retard society to create the dumbest morons the world has ever known.

The gang begins to circle the boys. Fists of steel, eyes as the dark night. Shouting...savouring the thought of the match to come.
It is not fear that grips them; only a retarded sense of things.
Warm air in their lungs, wind-swept palm trees against the coming morning.
Their hands are steady, their forms perfect.
They grab the ball, kick their balls, and run.

And so the boys, given up for dead, return to their people, their champions!
Our champions, the Original Platinums!
Now as then, a beast approaches, patient and confident, savouring the meal to come.
This beast is made of asswipes and faggots, nerds and non-rockers.
An army of H4xxorcists, vast beyond imagining.
Ready to devour our tiny clan.
Ready to snub out the world's one hope for retardity and spam.
A beast approaches, and it was J0HnA55 himself who provoked it.





RETAAAARDS! PREPARE!!! FOR!!! GLORY!!!!

A reaction to a promo (a parody anyway)by [J0HnA55]

UNITED STUPIDITY PRESENTS
"30"
Before you speak, h4xxor, know that in retardity, anyone, even a messenger, is held accountable for the words of his voice. Now, what message do you bring.
Messenger: Milk and munchies.
You came all the way from H4xx0rland for milk and munchies?
Soap Lord: Please be coy or stupid, h4xxor. You can be both in Retardity.
Messenger: All our king requires is a simple offering of milk and munchies.
You threaten our people, you insult us?
Messenger: What did I do?
Nothing. This is how the script goes. Got a complaint? Call J0HnA55 now.
Messenger: THIS IS MADNESS!!!

MADNESS?!?! THIIIS!!! IISSSS!!! REETAAAAAAARDDITY!!!!!!!

Messenger: AAAAARRRRRRGH!!! I'VE BEEN PWNED!!!!

Yeah. Ur A55 Be Pwn3d.

Messenger: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIIIIIIISSSSSS- (fell into bottomless toilet bowl)


....



RETAAAAAARDS!!! TONIGHT!!! WE DINE!!! AT HOME!!!!!!

[J0HnA55]: But we dine at home anyway.

Oh shaddup.

No retreat. No surrender. No brains. That is Retard Law.
And by Retard law, we will stand, and fight!
A new age has begun, the age of Conflict!
And we know all 30 Retards will give their last breath to defend it!

The world will know that retards stood against a H4xX0rcist.
That few stood against many.
And before this battle is over, that even a H4xX0rcist can go insane.

THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM!!!
THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT!!!
THIS IS WHERE THEY GO MAD!!!
REMEMBER THIS DAY, MEN, FOR IT WILL BE YOURS FOR ALL TIME!!!!

Dumbortz: WE ARE WITH YOU HALODUDE! FOR RETARDITY, FOR SPAM - TO THE DEATH!!!
Soap Lord: EARN YOUR TITLES, BOYS!!!!
Retards: AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!
h4xxor captain: RETARDS!!! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!!!

H4XXors! COME AND GET THEM!!!!!

GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM, THEIR SANITY!!!!!!

*The battle rages*

The h4xx0rcists are OWNED up, down, left, right, inside out.
Halodude barrel rolls and crushes hundreds.
J0HnA55 runs through their ranks with two energy swords.
J jumps around, dropping bombs everywhere
Dumbortz makes h4xxors laugh at his stupidity, dying from suffocation.
Soap Lord throws soap everywhere, blinding and tripping h4xxors.
Street2Fifa swears and swears. H4xxors are deafened.
J0N0 kicks balls at their balls. Ownage.
JJ calls in a Longsword airstrike.
Aulos hacks for our side. Their computers crash in the dozens.
MoneySeekr steals their money. Funds increase dramatically.
BabyKwa sits there, watching the carnage. H4xxors stop to stare, and are cut down.
Argo, Zul and Xie Hang drive around in a Warthog and splatter h4xxors.
Mahaesh and Skyrons sneak around, sneaking up on h4xxors.
Martin rushes people, grinning wildly and hacking them with a wooden sword.













(Wuz taken in China. One of the new guys. See why he's silver for one)
Synyster, Impressive and Death transform into DotA heroes to end their hacking spree.
Barrrry joins Alwyn.
The new guys fire from a safe distance.
Bugs- Wait, where is Bugs?!?!?

*A figure is seen creeping towards the H4xx0r Camp*

Bugs: My lord, I heard you could teach me how to spam.
H4xxor: Don't you know that already? I sense an ulterior motive.
Bugs: You know.Hehehe.
H4xxor: Well, I have heard of your reputation, Hunchdick Bugs.
I will provide all you need. The freshest plants will be sent daily from all corners of the empire. And unlike cruel Halodude, who exiled you, I require only that you kneel...

*At the battlefield*

Dumbortz: My lord!
Yes, what is it?
Dumbortz: The h4xxors have backdoored us! They're razing our camp!!
WHATT?!!?! BUT HOW!?!?
SoaP Lord: I found this message.

---------------------------------
Who's your daddy, Halodude? There
is no spoon at our camp, so we're
borrowing some as I can see dead
people. I'll warp ten of your
forks for souveniers. So, rise and
shine, retards, cause lights out
is gonna come real soon as we
start "Operation Cwal". Greed is
good, so show me the money or you
will fall in three days. LOLOLOLOL
----------------------------------

WTF!?!? A coded message! They're cheating!
J0HnA55: Some asswipe told them how. But who?!?!

*The shadow of Bugs is seen on a nearby hill*

We have been betrayed.
TO ARMS!!!
WE WILL STAND TILL THE END!!!
RETARDS, PREPARE FOR STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!

*As the armies meet each other on TWO fronts, the battle shows no sign of stopping*
*No one can tell what will happen next... And the H4xx0rcist is still unknown*

[Halodude4eva]








Part 2

he story so far...

The h4xx0r empire declares war on retardkind, and send their army to invade.
Halodude leads the defenders, 30 retards, and pushes them back.
They beat the shit out of the H4Xx0rs like OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R times.
However, Bugs the Hunchdick betrayed them and went to the H4xx0rcist for plants.
The h4xx0rcist is none other than Lord Megadeath, who wants revenge for exile.
Now, he has the Gears of War and the Pick of Destiny.
Will the retards or h4xxors win?

(Btw this is a parody of 300 for y'all who keep askin "WtF is this?!?!")
(Also this is in 3rd person, not from Halodude's point of view)

MegaDeath and Bugs stand on the top of the hill, surveying the carnage.
He calls a truce, and Halodude and J0HnA55 go to meet him.

MegaDeath: Join me. I will make you warlord of all Earth! Your armies will march across the land, carrying my banner. All you need to do is kneel.

Halodude: Kneel? Uh, kneeling is waaaaay too painful for me. You see, uh, there's just too much pressure on my legs. LOLOLOLOLOL

MegaDeath: There will be no stupidity in your sacrifice. Your asylums and mental hospitals will be RAZED! The memory of stupidity will be erased from history, and speaking the name of Halodude will be punishable by DEATH! Our water guns will rain water like rain!!!

Halodude: Then...we shall bring our umbrellas.

RETAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!UNDER YOUR UMBRELLAS!! ELLA!! ELLA!! EH!! EH!!

MegaDeath: Dammit. My clothes are gettin wet. I'm outta here. This place is tapped.


The rain ends and the next wave comes.


Our eyes do witness to the grotesque spectacle brought forth from the furthest corner of the H4xx0r empire. A Sasquatch approaches, roaring its defiance at all who stand in its way. "Hey, wassup!? Let's take a dip in the stawbewwy wiver!!" It approaches, snarling, rubber tube stuck to its ass, strawberry juice dripping from it
J0HnA55 sticks a plasma grenade to his tushy.

J0HnA55: Shake your tushy! It'll fall off!

The sasquatch shakes its tushy and it blows up. Strawberry flavored gore sprays everywhere. Some mushrooms sprout instantly from the spot where it died. Dumbortz eyes them carefully. "Munchies!!" He eats one. Hmmm...Juicy.

As the sasquatch falls, a new threat appears. The Gears of War, each wielding a rifle with a chainsaw approach the retard lines. Their leader, Fenix, steps forward to bargain with the retards.

Fenix: Drop your weapons, nice and slow, or I will saw you from hole to hole...

SoaP L0Rd: No waaay. We're not gonna do that.

Fenix: I'm going to farkin KILL you! I will cut out your eyes AND your balls!!!!! Then I will stick your balls in your eyeholes, and eyes in your ballsacks!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbortz: Dude, I think we could totally outgun him.

S0Ap L0Rd: Yeah, totally.

The retards pick up the newly arrived SPNKR Rocket Launchers, and blow the shit outta the Gears of War. THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR HALO!!! WAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!LOLOLOLOL!!!

When muscle failed, they turned to their H4xx0ring. They sit behind their 360s and aim to beat us at Halo 3. Time and again, they get thrashed, J dancing around with his SMGs, Dumbortz running loose with a shotgun and Halodude splattering all. In the end, they hack the server, causing spawnkills for the retards.

J leaps in the air with a penknife. The h4xX0rs throw their controllers at him, missing as they explode in midair. (told those guys not to charge unrechargeables) He lands, slicing the wires open and causing a power shortage in the camp. LOLOLOL.

The skies darken. It is night. The retards rejoice, elated by their victory. They run around, screaming and whacking each other. A huge banquet is set: Bob Marley Extra Crispies, Chicken, Steaks, and Chicken Fried Steaks. Suddenly, silence falls as a mass of people approach from the battlefield...

They have served the dark will of H4xx0rcists for 243 days, 17 hours, 53 minutes and 31 seconds. Thick glasses on their heads, toungues sticking out. Lifeless. The personal bodyguard to MegaDeath himself. The deadliest hacking force in all of Asia: the H4xx0rcists.

H4xx0rcists. We'll put their name to the test.

[unspeakable violence ensues]

Halodude: %&$##!!

Dumbortz: <@&^%??

Street2Fifa: @#&%*#@*%&#!!!! #&*@%^*#@&^!!!! #^&@%#^&^#%*@!!!! ^&#^&%^@*#^!!!! &*#^*^%@^!!!! #&@^&*^!!! *@^%#(*@^%*#^@%&&!!! &#*&^$#*@^&*^!!!! #^@%&^&*#@^$!!!!!!!!

h4XXORcists: #@^&*^@&#*$^@!!!!!!!!!!!

H4Xx0rc1sts. They have failed our king's test, and a man who fancies himself a H4xxoRcist feels a very retarded chill creep into his brain...

Meanwhile....

Bugs is sneaking around as usual, looking for plants.
Suddenly, he comes across the bottomless toilet bowl.
He decides to look inside to search for the missing messenger.
He bends over...and something slips from his pocket into the toilet bowl.
THE PICK OF DESTINY!!!!
OH SHIIIITE!!!!!!!

*HeaVy GuiTaR MuSIc*

A Huge |)3[\/]()|\| rises from the toilet bowl...

|)3[\/]()|\|: I AM COMPLEEETE!!!!!!!!!!

Bugs: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK

|)3[\/]()|\|: Y35, '/0u 4R3 |=4R|<3D!
5h17 0u7tA /_ucK!!
N0w 1m C0Mpl3t3
4nD My -

Bugs: AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHEEEEEAAUUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bugs has heard this somewhere before. He runs before the EviL H4Xx0R |)3[\/]()|\|...
The EviL H4Xx0R |)3[\/]()|\| giggles. It raids the H4Xx0r camp for munchies.
Hmmm...
Suddenly, the H4Xx0R demon slips and falls. It's...mask(?) falls out.
It's DUMBORTZ!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Dumbortz: MMM...Munchies!!! *ChOMp cHOmP MUnCh CHeW SnArf BlaT FaRt cHEw mUNCh etc*

part 3: Teh Finale!
Defense Of The Retards!
Coming soon to a United Stupidity Blog near you.







On the 24th of February, the Retard Army invaded a nearby domain.
It was promptly surrendered by its owner, Shark.
The Stairway to Hell, as it is known, has been renamed "The Hot Stairs"
Resources are pouring in to the Retard Army, and they are ready for their stand.
The H4Xx0rs better act fast...

http://thesharkbites.blogspot.com/ (the full story)

By The Way, the final part will be in this same post so keep checking.

Happy Bday JJ!!!

It's JJ's BdaY!!! He's having a party at his pad at Taman Molek.
Not really a pad though, more like a palace. Too bad we don't have JJP's.
And anyway, me and Bugs are going. Dunno bout y'all.
Sry for the late post, but I just found out today.
And if any of you have bday's, spam in the cbox so I can make an official post.

Regarding our new controversial member Nesan...
Why does Bugs, MegaDeath, etc (seems to be the EC crowd on Bugs side)..
...hate Nesan so much?
I mean, I just found him in my MSN list (wuz surprised)
He added me or I added him can't remember.
Anyway I found out on Chocolate Burger that he was from EC.
He said he migrated to California, thought I read about a going away party fr Mahaesh (Australia) and him. So why the hell do you hate him so much? Lol just curious...

As for the 30 - PoS post, this post will be moved underneath it when it is done.

[J0HnA55]

Oops

Well sry lol.
My charger is busted, and the photos AND greeting are on my laptop.
Oh well...So you'll just have to wait to find out 'bout Scouting Arbiter!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
lol...

Umm well....
I JUST ADDED 6 New MemBerS!!! (Officially)

1st up, BabyKwa!! (Eric to you originals)
Don't ask about the nickname and title. Just look at the rank. (Demotion?- Promo!?)
He's a nice guy, and one helluva retard.

Then, we have (from my school- I mean class lol)
Barrrry!
Synyster6661!
Martin!
Impressive!
And...|)347[-]!
(Note: Sorry to the last guy on the list. Can't put ur name the way u wanted it)

If you're wondering how I converted so many, well...
1) They're all around my table (Ub3r Clue)
2) I spam them with advertisments EVERYDAy!!! WAHAHA- (cough)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I edited a lot of the ranks.
MoneySeekr, ur back to Gold! Congrats, asswipe. (You still own Dumbo RM10)
I changed LordMegaDeath's Title. HAHAHA look at it yourself.
Elson is now Gold. (He's been around long too, come to think of it)
Changed the listing system. Bronze (Maybe Silver soon) is separate.
This is due to the large number of recruits.
My fingers bloody ache from pushing the names all the way down.

And since the greeting is not up...

A BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO ALL OF YOU!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[J0HnA55]

Finally..got the stuff

Got a new default song for this...
High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup
Not many songs about Retards, and this fits anyway.
Damn nice song.

Well anyway here are the pics...




































Sry. Brb.
HAHAHA lol.

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Forenote: [JA]
Never Mind.
The post has been postponed.
HAHAHAHA. Lame joke.

Here are some jokes.

What did the dick say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in"

A homeless man lived in a park.
He had no clothes.

One day, a little girl came up and pointed at his dick.
"What's that?" she asked.

"That's my bird" he replied.

"Can I play with it?" she asked.

"Sure", he said and drifted off to sleep.

When he woke up...
He was in a hospital.
He asked a nurse why he was there.
She told him to ask the little girl in the corner.
When he asked...

She said:

"I was playing with your bird. Suddenly, it spat at me."
"So, I cut it in half, stomped on its eggs, and burnt its nest"

HAHAHAHA
THis is not spam.
Please exile me.

[Bugs]

UPRISING!!!!!!

The gears of Time have been set in motion...
Our leader, Halodude4eva, has been tried and convicted of Heresy towards Retardity,
On the crime of willingly missing JP'07
Therefore, he has been cast down to Platinum.
A new triumvirate of leaders has been formed.

Lord MegaDeath, the Prophet of Bullshit.
Edward VonPeePee (Bugs) the Prophet of Spam.
Johnass, the Prophet of Stupidity.

We are residing in the Third Age of Conversion.
Our goal now is to recruit more citizens for our glorious cause.
Follow in the footsteps of our forefathers (the 3 stooges? lol)
To achieve our goal of Ultimate Stupidity (World Domination for Bugs)

No one shall mar the light of our passage...
Rise up, our brothers, and prepare for the Great Journey...
For salv- I mean stupidity awaits...



Well anyway, lol.
A new Retard Law is being passed.
Can't tell you much about it, except that I prevented MegaDeath from making a law.
:All those who are exiled will have their possessions (360, Wii, PS2 etc)
CONFISCATED.
Well, he can't confiscate his own, so...

I'll be going off to China soon, so this will be the last post until the 18th of Jan.
I'll take lots of pics/vids (preferably retarded)
Keep spamming, ok?

[J0HnA55]

Happy B'day J0N0!!!

Yeah, the 8th of Jan is J0N0's bday. Been so long since ur old party at Sri Mulia.
Hope ya have a damn good one in NZ. (Too bad no tardz there)
P.S Can you add a chatbox in ur blog?
alcony.
I stayed at Halodude4eva's house over the weekend with two others.
We made a LOT of shit. A lot.

With the addition of the new members, we have 23 members lol. Wheee.

There was a barbecue, and we were going to swim in the pool when Halodude stopped us.
We were like damn puzzled.
Then...he said.
"Can't you read the sign? No animals allowed."
We tried to tau pok him, and obviously failed.

On a side note, once Twit and me were in the car, and my discman was at vol 15.
He said he could hear it from the back seat.
Later, I passed it to him. He listened at maximum volume (30).

Twit: Eh..my ear pain sia.

Lolz

Some praise for Halodude4eva:

He so stupid, he failed his blood test.
He so stupid, when his mother asked him to buy colour TV, he asked, "Which colour?"
He so stupid, he sold his car to buy petrol, then bought a bicycle.
He so stupid, he brought an ironing board for his golf iron.
He so stupid, when the shop said they had no more bread, he asked for toast.

Credits for the last one goes to Martin, one of the new members.

Jackass 2.5 is out, and its dumb. Like digging a pit in the ground.
Then pissing in a water gun.
Then placing a box over the hole, getting a midget to climb inside with the water gun
You know what happens next.

I already told you all the shit Halodude4eva got...Dammit...
2 PSPs and a Wii in less than half a month.
So it was fun.
Btw, one guy brought a DS, and there was this lameass game called Cooking Mama.
The objective is to cook. Duh.
Somehow, Halodude4eva got HOOKED on it. We were surprised, and tried.
Dammit, we got hooked too.
More cuz using the stylus is fun.
But for some of the recipes, you get to arrange your own food.
That's where the fun was. Really.
Alwyn made a steak, the end result was a load of flags on a plate.
My "fish and chips" was a mushroom. Burnt one.

Of course, lots of Halo 3.
One part where someone jumped, and was crushed between a banshee and a rock. Lol.
But check this out. Halodude4eva was flying. He died eventually. But....

Happy Un-New Year. Umm..did I get that right?

Ya notice, we could celebrate Happy Un-New Year 364 times a year.
Lol...
Duh.

Well anyway, my laptop's back in action. (Posting done on Twit's com)
Me and Bugs created a line for twit.

Tenacious D
Kage: They call me KG Solo Man 5000.
Retards
Kevin Tan: They call me KT Swearing Twit 5000.
Fits, doesn't it?

I read somewhere that they were going to make Halo for the DS, but it was cancelled.
Dammit. Even tho I dun have a DS.
http://ds.ign.com/objects/874/874110.html
look at that.

Man, the year passed so damn fast.
It seems like yesterday when I was running around in Jackie's garden screaming in the heavy rain. *sigh*
Btw, official retard holiday is on Hanna's birthday (our leader's sister)
Cuz that was when me and Halodude4eva (aka pr0zkilla) made United Stupidity.
Which reminds me, we should have more members. Better call him soon.

Bugs: There are only 25 letters of the alphabet on Christmas day.

JA: Why?

Bugs: Noel. (No L)

Also, I'm revamping the retard story to a Halo Covenant style.
Make things a bit more interesting.
Well anyway Happy New Year y'all!!!
Enjoy the last...25 hours and 15 minutes of your holiday...
Umm...shit. *gloom*

Only a week left...crap

The holidays sure passed too fast.
They should give us a 6 month break lol.
Well I went swimming today at Street2Fifa's house.
We got some really badass ideas, like electric dynamite. What's the name of your ban-
Oops...extended quote.
Look at this.













that's the stairs up to the water slide.
They're flooding.
....
thEY'Re FloOdINg!!!
We didn't do anything...
Seriously.
...
Ok, ok.
We blocked the waterflow.

Now, there were supposed to be some comic strips here.
But....nvm.
Oh and Street2fifa is exiled for a retard MONTH.
That beats all the records.
Was kinda my fault, I didn't log out.
But he claimed to have demoted everyone to Bronze and himself to Platinum.
Whether its true, he changed some ranks (his, his sister and mine)
And impersonated ppl in the cbox, spammed WORSE THAN BUGS
When he is released, he will be platinum with dishonor.
But...a retard month is what? 69 days? 234 days? 1/2 a decade?
hehehe

[J0HnA55]

Merry Christmas!!!

Yeah, Merry Christmas y'all
w00t...street2fifa stayed over at my house... Halo 3 Christmas ^__^

well anyway, yesterday, we were at Holiday Plaza
Bought ice cream from McDonalds.
When we sat down, Street2Fifa noticed his cone was leaking.
So he said...
(pointing at waitress)

S2F:That farker do my cone a hole sia!

wow...he gets smarter by the day...

Now, for some really exciting news...

We are planning USP 08! (UnitedStupidity Party)
It will be held in Singapore, during June/December holidays.
My mum's friend's house. Which incidentally, is bigger than J's.
The catch?

Up to 10 ppl, up to 1 week!! But...
We have to do everything by ourselves.
There will be NO ONE there (maybe a maid but that's all)
...sounds fun?
Note: the house is bigger than J too!

However, there's a slight problem...
My mum has insisted that since she is her friend, she will control the guest list.
And it is unfortunately short. Cut down to about 5 only.
Well, we have a year to argue and reason anyway, so....
Try not to get the full 10...too crowded.
Anyone can attend. Seriously. (I think)

Well anyway Merry Christmas everyone.
Duh.

Thx for coming y'all

If you saw the link at the Science Centre, then well just look around lol... Wanna join? Post in the chatbox. Anyway... Me and Street2Fifa are at the Singapore spammed all over the place...posting pics later... lots of nice stuff...Bugs you won't know the new stuff...duh... You can sms stuff and display, we spammed there... You can write using digital pen, we spammed there... I'm typing this at the cybercafe there (free ^__^) we set all to this page... Wahahahahaha!!! Street2Fifa: This place sux man! I need to go and play DotA! aw shaddup man...no one asked you... Anyway if we're gonna produce a video, we can use this place as the R&R Musuem.. (without the guitars...duh) We also did the Tribute booth thing, surprised some ppl... (the mad part at the end) Nobody dragged us away tho...no old lady around either So we're goin off to do more bullshit..cya all [J0HnA55]

What did you expect here, a good post name?

Well, more dumb shit here.

Me, Bugs and Dumbortz started swimming at Tiara Club, its 10 lessons for RM220.
No fixed time, no fixed day.
If anyone wants to join in the swimming (and crap talkin...)

Ok anyway, while we were on the way, Dumbortz was asking me about LAN cables.
He mentioned the one we used to play DotA at JP07.
(I think it was MegaDeath's..was a 360 LAN cable I think..compatible anyway)
Anyway, he went on for a minute.
I nodded, asked questions, and talked crap.
Then...

Dumbortz: So can you answer my question?

JA:......

Dumbortz: Oi!

JA: Huh? What?

Dumbortz: Can you answer my question?

JA:....Nope

Bugs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*

Then at the centre, Dumbortz asked me something.
I said thanks. Duuuh.
Could promote myself, but With Honors is reserved for Halodude and Soap Lord.

Oh and we played Oddball...with goggles. Don't ask.
Lasted 10 seconds...Bugs got a cramp, and spent his time watching girls. Fag.

[J0HnA55]

Stuffz

Hey y'all
We have two new members:

Mahaesh - Chocolate Burger - Bronze

And the first girl ever in United Stupidity...
Street2fifa's sister:

Emily - Silver
Since she's the first girl, we added her to Silver straight away
Cuz she's proven her stupidity,
And can beat the shit outta Street2fifa ^__^
Oh and Street2Fifa may be renamed - Stwit2fifa

*Note by Bugs*
Now we have both genders, we can move on to our goal of world domination!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

umm....yeah.
Right.

Anyway...
The other pics of JP07 are missing
So...hehe