I know it's kinda late, but Happy April's Fools Day.

Woah woah, yeah yeah
I know you hate me
Woah woah, yeah yeah
For prank calling you

HAhaaaHAaHhahA. Parody of Happy Birthday by the Click Five

well to kick this off,

More Videos From YouTube!

This time its Misheard Lyrics!
Get the original lyrics first before you watch for maximum laughter.

Bulls On Parade - RadioHead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MjST18L7V8&feature=related

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI

Dragostea Din Tei - OZone (Numa Numa) - This is the best so far-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8&feature=related

This Ain't A Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10&feature=related

Dance Dance (test recording)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7HulbCjkUs&feature=related

Temperature - Sean Paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I&feature=related

Holiday - Green Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzvODQSh9Rg&feature=related

All freakin stupid.



Next up, here are some jokes. This is seriously stupidly funny.
(Please be patient. They sound lame at first but...you'll see)

There was once a peanut and a muah chee. They lived in the same town, attended the sane schools and graduated together. The peanut became a lawyer, the muah chee became a doctor. Both jobs were problematic and the two went to a bar to relax. The peanut ordered a martini while the muah chee wanted beer. They both got drunk eventually and started arguing. Soon, they were fighting and the bartender threw them both out. Still angry, they rented a boat and rowed to the middle of a lake. There they continued their epic fight until THE PEANUT PUSHED THE MUAH CHEE INTO THE LAKE.

Now...what is better? Peanut or Muah Chee?

Peanut!!! It is smarter!!! It pushed the Muah Chee in!!! AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

There lived a freaking rich family. Their house had a golden roof, golden walls, golden ceiling, golden tiles, golden pillars, golden tables, golden chairs, golden stools, golden doors, golden windows, golden bathroom, golden toothbrush, golden toothpaste, golden sink, golden taps, golden mirror, golden pipes, golden toilet bowl, golden garden, golden flowers, golden grass, golden trees, golden dog, golden servants and more. They were bored. So, they boarded a golden plane, with golden tickets, and travelled to a golden country, where they got in a golden limousine with a golden chauffeur that drove them to a golden restraunt because they were hungry. They sat down with the golden forks, golden spoons, golden knives, golden chopsticks, golden bowls, golden plates, golden cups and golden trays.
TWO PEOPLE ORDERED NASI LEMAK, ONE PERSON ORDERED MEE SIAM.

What is better? Nasi Lemak or Mee Siam?

...Nasi Lemak!!! HAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

There lived a king and a princess. The princess fell in love with a villager, and the king was very angry. He forbade her to see the villager. So she ran away with him, and the king was even angrier. He got on his magic horse and picked up his magic bow, magic arrows, magic sword, magic knife, magic dagger, magic axe, magic mace, magic spear, magic lance, magic trident, magic pistol, magic machine gun, magic flamethrower and magic BFG. Then he rode through the magic mountains, magic swamp, magic desert, magic jungle, magic forest, magic tundra and magic city before coming to a lake. The princess and villager were sitting by the lake. Taking aim, he shot the villager. The village fell into the lake. The princess screamed and jumped in to save him. WHAT DID THE PRINCESS FIND?

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THE MUAH CHEE!!!!!!!!















ok. finished cracking up yet?


Next one.



What has a big head and a small body?


An ikan bilis with a helmet!!!

AhAHAHAAHHA


A plane was travelling across an ocean. There were 20 passengers on board. They were; the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess, the engineer, a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a businessman, a sailor, a soldier, a student, a chicken, President Bush, Borat, Homer Simpson, Barney,a father, his son and a retard.

The plane's engine exploded in midair. It began to lose altitude.
There were seventeen parachutes.

The crew had four with them, they used theirs and jumped out immediately.
Thirteen left.

The six working adults and the student all said they had a bright future.
So they jumped out too.
Six parachutes left.

Borat grabbed the chicken, stuffed it into his suitcase as a replacement (Azamat ate it during the documentary) and jumped out. Five parachutes, six people.

Bush, Homer and Barney jumped out. Of course, with their parachutes. Yeah.
Two left, for the father, the son and the retard.

The father said, "Son, I have lived my life well. You have a long future ahead of you. However, that retard needs a parachute as well, so climb onto my back and I'll jump"

So they jumped together and landed safely (after a while of course)



The retard kicked the parachute out of the plane and jumped after it. WHY???

...


Cuz he was a retard.




Two robbers decided to rob a bank. They broke in, only to find it deserted. They were surprised, but happy. They made their way to the safe to find it wide open, with billions of dollars inside. Stuffing them into their sacks, they left warily. Looking outside the bank from the window, they did not see any police around. They saw an ice cream truck, which they planned to hijack, however, two men and a bear got into it and drove off. Instead, they planned to run to their home, only a hundred metres from the bank. The street was deserted. THE MOMENT THEY STEPPED OUT, THEY DIED. WHY?





THE RETARD FELL ON THEM!!!!!


Down the road, there was a motorcycle. Whose was it?



THE IKAN BILIS WITH THE HELMET!!!!

AHAHAHAHAH
AHA
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HAAA
HAH
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lol.

Hope you enjoyed this bullshit.
More jokes in next post.



On other news, we've got another candidate for HQ.

MoneySeeker's dad allows us to use a room in his house. WITH TV, AIRCON AND FURNITURE

WEEH