It was fun while it lasted

Well, school starts for me in two days.
Sien...

First up, I shall keep good my promise.
I've begun writing the "Finale"
Only it isn't a finale, I'm re-writing the whole damn thing.
A lot better now ( I think)
And it's gonna be huge.

Next, retard holidays.
I've set this list up

23/5 - "National Day" (formed on this day)

24/9 - "Emergence Day" - The blog was founded XD

plus assorted retard birthdays...

and events such as JP. But then again, it's not fixed.

third, more "words of stupidity" from Bugs and me
in a telephone conversation format

*telephone rings*

JA: Hello?

Bugs: Hello, Matthew's House?

JA: Uhh..what?

Bugs: Oh, sorry. I thought I was talking to Matthew's House.
It said so on my phone.

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

this continues for a while.
the masterpiece - Bugs was peeing in the toilet.
I said something stupid (didn't know he was peeing)

Bugs: Haha..don't make me laugh. I'm peeing

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OI

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: OH SHIT, IT'S SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!!

JA: *spastic laughter*

Bugs: *spastic laughter*

then I dropped the phone and fell over.
good times XD


just to give a preview, here's an excerpt from the prologue


"It was the first anniversary of their formation, and there was certainly cause to celebrate, yet there was something inexplicably different about today. Perhaps it was the rumours of unrest, that the citizens were not content with the state affairs. Perhaps it was the murmuring around every corner, that rebellion was in the air. Perhaps someone farted. However, unknown gas emissions were commonplace, and the council would have evacuated long ago, or put on their standard-issue gas masks.."


at least 5 chapters in the story.
The 300 part will be there, as well as Halo, Tenacious D and loads more.
But it might take a while. I'm outta ideas...
MegaDeath! Do something...

[J0HnA55]

As days go by...

my heart grows cold
I can't seem to let this all pass me by
Take Me - Papa Roach

heart grows cold? lunch, more like it.
Not like Fab would let that happen if he's around.
I gotta learn self defense during meal times...

But it's true. The days go by damn fast.
Hols are almost over (for me, that is. And Ben and Jon)
Let's not go into the whole complaining thing for now.
However, time is running out for me.
And not cuz my JC posting results are out soon.
I'm supposed to start on the finale before hols are over.
So...any ideas? Anybody?? Help??
From what I remember, Soap Lord was busy in Crapture.
And the Gears of War invaded. ok.... so what now?
this might take a while. MegaDeath!! Do your job as h4xx0r!!
launch an invasion or something. I'm bored to death.

But here is some stuff I may use:
Halo (duh)
Lord of the rings
Harry Potter
Avatar (cuz its awesome)
Scroggin

As to the last, it's kinda of an inside joke.

What is Scroggin?
Doesn't sound like something you should eat XD
actually, it's New Zealand cadbury choclate.
Jon brought some back when he came.
I'll save some for you eh =p
then again, when I say "you"...first come first serve

but seriously. Scroggin.
It sounds...retarded. That's the way.
Well, it's just another name in our history of Stupidity.
It will be remembered.
Cuz love doesn't make the world go round.
(at least, not all the time)
Stupidity does.

so anyway Jon goes back on Sunday.
We 'tards won't see each other for a while.
Jon in NZ, Ivan in Mount Austin...
J in Kulai, me and Ben in Singapore... rest of u in JB.
Not even including the SSU ppl.
(Which reminds me, I gotta initiate them soon =p)
but we can meet on weekends. some of us.
or every day. They made Facebook for a reason.

By the way, go watch Tooth Fairy.
It's worth it. Trust me.
Hmm...that sounds familiar too.

Scroggin Is Retarded.
[J0HnA55]

BREAKING NEWS

and its not about the O Level Results...
You know that seriously epic-awesome-cool movie, Avatar?
15 Years in the making they say...should be epic right?
Well, at least the technology and graphics. Undisputed.
But how about the plot?
Director's the dude who made the Titanic.
So it should be an original, exciting, moving plot?
Exciting, moving, awesome maybe. But original?
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SHIT

















sry that it's small, try saving and zooming in..but..
Amazing, huh?
I saw all kinds of references in the show...
But not on this scale. Nope. No way.
Of course, I wouldn't remember the plot of old Disney shows..
Plus one that I watched when I was like...four?
But seriously. WTF?

In shock and awe,
[J0HnA55]

sheesh

this is a public service announcement
It is purely to stop complaints from "subversive elements" XD
Moneyseeker has been unexiled (a few months ago)
and cleared of most charges...note the wording
He produced an iPod, but due to "unfortunate" circumstances..
Bugs and I are unable to accept them. Me, at least.
But at least he produced it. That returns some credibility.
Even though it was well over the deadline.

So in order not to spoil all of your moods...
(I know. It does it to me too)
Here is some hilarious shit.

"Reasons to sleep with an IB student"
(replace IB with whatever the hell you want)

We can serenade our partners in at least 2 different languages
Our Physicists are experts at handling the forces between two objects
Our Biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student
The chemistry in a relationship is mere child’s play to our higher Chemists.
Our Mathematicians’ knowledge of projectile motion means that things will never get messy – unless you want them to
We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort
Our English syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on oral assessment
It's widely recognised that IB is longer and harder
Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons
Our Economists know just how to supply what you demand
A session with one of our Pyschologists will relieve stress and help you sleep at night; and I'm not talking about Insomnia Therapy
We IBers fall asleep in class so that we can get more done at night.
We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long
Our Geographers know what to push and how to pull
Essays aren't the only long thing we can pull out of our pockets at a moment's notice
Our musicians will bring things to a slow swell followed by a climax
We can assess you both externally and internally.
Our Historians will make it a night to remember
Our Design & Technology students can handle a short nail or a long screw
Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty
Our Geologists Make The Bed Rock
Our Electrical Engineers Do It with More Frequency and Less Resistance
Our Astronomers Do It Under the Stars, All Night Long
Our Spectroscopists Do It Until It Hertz

yeah, last 5 are kinda bad jokes. who the hell cares?
hope that makes up for the inconvenience

Irritatedly yours
[J0HnA55]

Bands, Vids, and other random stuff

Looks like the extended holidays with everyone at school is good..
for the blog at least.
I'm posting way more now. I suppose that's a good thing? Maybe not.
oh well. Stfu and read XD

Vids before the bands. Vids are just epic.
This guy is just hilarious. Comedian, not musical like JonLaJoie.
But he still owns. He's like a combination of Peter Chao and Russell Peters.
You know all those hilarious/stupid Japanese "Pocky" ads?
Those stick-like biscuits with flavour at the tip?
check this parody out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CESMlfJx_p0
then a rant about parents - he always acts as multiple characters.
His voice and accents change so much, reminiscent of Russell Peters.
But he's still got that "gangsta" thing like Peter Chao (also on Youtube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OUAPNyx08&feature=channel
go see the sequels to this video too.
to add to it, here are more awesome vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKMMgrCcZo&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRGA-V5GOsQ&feature=channel

AND THIS IS THE BEST OF ALL
He parodies lame kiddy shows by making one of his own - CRACK BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzqGu2OLri8&feature=channel
Some people might just find it stupid..it sure is stupid.
But wait for the "Garbage song"
I dunno why but it gave me another 5 minute laughing fit...
just like "cold blooded christmas" =p

moving on...

Band. Yes, the United Stupidity official band.
Well, not really official. Or stupid. Just affiliated.
Name? CRACK BABY XD joking la...Untold Prophecy
Why? Can't think of a name, Fab's old band - disbanded
So we're continuing the trend...sort of.
Anyway, members.
These KEEP CHANGING
Current list - as usual, unconfirmed.
Vocals/Guitarist - Fabian
Vocals/Guitarist - me
Bassist - Reutens
Keyboardist - Ben
Manager/Groupie - Jono (LOL)

notice it's a little screwed up?
Andy has resigned, cuz he says he's really busy this year.
Maybe he just wants to play metal =d LOL
but it's a waste. He's damn talented...
You should see him doing Beast and the Harlot. Sounds perfect.
Dumbortz is trying to get a friend of his to be our drummer.
We also need a proper singer. This could be quite hard.
Reason - If we ever wanna move up from high school band...
We can't just be mediocre. We gotta be AWESOME.
So Fab and I are kinda out for vocals...
unless we go for voice training or something..but hard to plan.
Then, there's the obvious question of instruments.
We can only jam at the studio, even if we found somewhere else.
CUZ FABIAN DOESN'T HAVE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.
AND REUTENS DOESN'T HAVE A BASS GUITAR.
isn't that just great?
besides, I'm in singapore on weekdays.
The rest are tied up with tuition.
Looks pretty bleak to me...but....

Take a look at our members list. Aulos - /_337 |-|4XX0R
(he is not a H4XX0R, as in, the enemy. He's L33t! Boo, Megadeath)
He's got a band in Indonesia (well we're international remember?)
and they look like they're gonna make it. seriously.
they've gone ahead and contacted someone from Warner Music.
That's already damn good. One step further from being amateur.
go check it out. language shouldn't be a problem...
I mean, indon is similar to malay. given our education system..
So most of you should get the gist of it XD
it's partly in English too, don't worry
http://majorsband.wordpress.com/
there's a facebook group too. join for the heck of it, y'all.

So they're sort of successful. Right?
Hard to measure at that point.
All bands go through the initial struggle.
Think that where they are is difficult for us to attain?
The answer is quite simple, actually.
Not really.
All we need is to get our act together. (true, that's the hard part)
If all of us in the band put in some effort and dedication...
We'll get there soon enough. At least I hope so..
After all, most of us turn 17 this year.
Many bands hit off well at 18. So, a year of preparation?
See if we can get there faster.
Of course, we need to practice - Issue number one.
Sadly, weekdays are out. So weekends.
But everyone has their own stuff to attend too.
Tuition, church, CCA, the works.
I was thinking of 6pm, sunday, at Hop Music studio.
Either that or around the same time on Saturday.
If we practice on our own, once a week during school should be ok.
For starters, that is. Bands often meet every day.
That's impossible in our situation. So wait for the hols.
Also, we'll probably do covers of songs and such.
Maybe post 'em here. More like Facebook, actually.
I'll make a page or a group when we're ready.
Suppose it'll give us some sense of achievement or sumthin.
As for writing our own songs...that's a tough one.
Take Linkin Park. Good enough band, I think =D (official too)
Minutes To Midnight was a long time in the making.
They produced thirteen great songs. (I kinda like all of em =D)
So long to produce thirteen songs? I mean, years!
But for each success, there were dozens of failures.
The point? Don't worry. The greatest produce loads of crap.
However, each load contains a diamond or two. So - persevere XD
Just try and record or write down lyrics, riffs, beats, whatever.
Who knows? They could be useful someday.

Issue number two - The Instruments AKA Cash, Cash, Cash.
As a side note, Hop Music costs RM20 an hour (for students)
Even the discounted price is taxing. We need somewhere to jam.
Preferably at the drummer's house? No need to move stuff so much.
But it all depends, you see.
So I think Reutz can get a bass quite easily.
Bugs is another problem though.
Ideas, anyone? I'm running short.

Issue three - Wait, we don't need an issue three.
Those two are killing us already.

And what do we aim for?
I'll try and be realistic here.
5 - 10 covers by June. Recorded at least..who knows.
Why June? THE FESTIVAL OF ARTS aka FOA.
FOA. Kicked our asses last year cuz 4 OF US COULDN'T MAKE IT.
That was just epic fail. This year, we're gonna be prepared.
Think of it as a starting stage for us.
Win or no win, it's experience. Valuable enough.
Any other events before that would be useful....
But we need the basic experience. Jam together.
All of us have some measure of experience and "talent".
But nearly none as a band, a full, functional band.
The only time I got near that was practice for a school concert.
It was to be for our Sec4 graduation night.
Full band, with Synyster/Ichabot at bass and me for a guitar.
We did 21 guns and New Divide at the studio.
It was epic. The feeling, at least.
Of course, events went awry, I didn't end up playing. Long story.
The songs were scrapped. Wasted weeks of practice.
they played something "simpler", kinda screwed up
Maybe it was technical failures too. But the potential - was there.
So, we're aiming for that potential.
Who knows, maybe we'll be touring the States in ten years?
It's extremely difficult to make it as a local band. Nearly none have.
The road is a long and winding one.
But are we gonna quit? I think not.
So good luck, guys. We're gonna need it. And to Major[5] too.
You'll need it more than us (for now at least) =D

and to all the people out there waiting...
I'm finally working on the final version of the finale =D

Untold Prophecy FTW
[J0HnA55]

School's In...oh wait

school started already eh...
not for me XD waiting for O lvl results...
actually, that's worse. shit.
so right now, the only free people are me, Jono, and Ben (the pansy)
we're all stuck in JB with nothing to do.
so we went to singapore to watch a football match: singapore vs iran
quarter finals for the asean cup if I'm not mistaken...
before that, we went to play pool (not water-based, dumbass)
then we were at Timezone...guitar hero arcade FTW =D
the match itself was pretty meh. singapore lost 3-1.
the real action was going on in the audience =d
there were a bunch of malay dudes...making fun of iranian cheers
I have no idea what language the iranians were speaking...
but the translations sounded remarkably funny -

"Lim Bo Seng! Lim Bo Seng!"
malay guy - no, not that, it's
"Mee Goreng! Mee Goreng"
and now it's
"Thoseh! Thoseh!" (indian food)
malay guy - those guys must be hungry

see what I mean?
but the hilarious thing was that the Iranians (the ones at the side)
were TOTALLY CLUELESS. They thought the guys were SUPPORTING them.
they kept smiling at them. one even gave a FLAG to them. Hysterics ensued.
And by that, I mean laughter. Some Iranian cameraman even filmed them.

and then, the hammer fell.
one of the dudes pulled out a lighter.
I was like, OH SHIT. THIS LOOKS VERY BAD.
and he just slipped it back in his pocket. phew.
looks like I had the wrong impression. lucky for everyone.
If he did what I thought he was going to do...damn.
maybe he was just gonna light a cigarette or sumthin.

so after the match, we wandered around, singing "I gotta feeling" again
specifically, jon. he always sings that when he's high and shit.

SPEAKING OF JON,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU OLD FAG (he's 17 already)
Always remember his...damn early in the year.
so it's kinda like a post-new year celebration.
those parties at Sri Mulia condo used to be the bomb..
loads of random stuff I remember.
like Tamiya cars, dragonball Z fighting games, digimon shaker pets..
pokemon toys and cards...oh yeah and Andy puked in the pool XD
those were the freakin days huh? wait, these ARE the freakin days.
so give it up once again for the guy who can't plan for nuts!!!!
I just had to say that =p

besides, ben got a stomachache (they seem to occur often -read previous post)
so we waited around and acted like idiots..as usual.
then we had to find our way back to the MRT after Ben went home
Jon was staying at a friend's house...I was staying with Martin
so we headed to the nearest bus stop...about 11am
and these Iranian guys (middle age i think)were stranded
they needed a taxi to take them to some hotel
so we tried to help em. I called a taxi for them just as we boarded the bus.
then I looked out the window. They DISAPPEARED.
You know what? I was just a little pissed.
So I had to frantically cancel the damn booking...

Green Day concert on the 14th in singapore btw.
Not that I think I can go - tickets are fucking expensive
so ben is going alone for now. lucky fag

Disappointedly yours,
[J0HnA55]

Shaddup and read

so the Jan 2 reunion was a freakin failure as a reunion...
only six people out of like thirty turned up.
but the day was actually pretty fun..
even though we were just wandering around a lot besides the movie and bowling
Movie? We watched Old Dogs. It's a great comedy.
And btw, if you haven't watched Avatar yet....
Get your ass to the cinema, now! Before they stop showing.
It's just epic. See for yourself.
so then me and Bugs were stranded at KS a long time because ppl were late.
Stranded at KS is actually pretty nice XD
still, it's the stupidity that makes great memories.
and I got a lot of retards around for that. Why?
Best friends won't let you do stupid things... alone.

And on that topic -

"We are friends.
You smile, I smile.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a bridge...
I'm gonna miss ur sorry ass."








it fits
[J0HnA55]

And so it ends...or does it?

It went better than expected.
This JP, I didn't really play much 360. But who gives a shit?
There was plenty of other stuff to do.
We did a few retarded covers, 21 Guns, Love Drunk and so on.
Then we went cycling around the neighbourhood (jackie has 6 bicycles)
And a little something extra. Dumbortz led the way of course...
You probably remember what he did with the car.
So Robin (J's bro) has a bike. No, not the manually powered kind.
Soap was just nuts. But he's a freakin natural.
I found a discarded white pipe (wire casing?). Made a good lance.
Of course, I was on a bicycle jousting a freakin BIKE. =p
Then we finally got the 8 player LAN for the 360s. 7 actually. Who cares?
Halodude certainly lived up to his name....
His individual score in one match was higher than the enemy team score.
But I'm glad to say that me and Megadeath are about tied for second XD
Other games too..Modern Warfare 2, L4D 2, Brutal Legend..
As usual, Bugs was stuck to the com playing DotA.
I like DotA. But during JP? Man, we got better shit to do.
And then we screwed around the golf course (Soap ran around with the flag)
Took a shitload of videos and photos. I'll post 'em if I can.
Dinner was great. Sort of nasi lemak buffet.
Then Halo until about midnight...then...
Water battle was subdued at first, cuz there were so many lazy fags..
But most joined in. New party event - Hide And Seek!! Lame? I think not.
Put it this way. At night, Jackie's garden is a veritable jungle.
Instead of fighting us head on, the 'tards on the other team hid. Well.
Me, MegaDeath, Street2fifa and Soap roamed the area searching.
J was found the most often. But he sure can remain still.
The idiot crouched in a corner near the table, smiling, for like 5 minutes.
We saw him. He just crouched there and smiled. You know what happens next.
But he had this fiendish place (in between the hut and the pond)
Almost impossible to see.
Bugs and Jon were great. They hid behind the bushes at the wall.
We thought they went in and didn't realize it for like twenty minutes.
Jon is definitely the greatest. He fucking hid under the car.
And since it's got a low undercarriage...
This time, we actually slept late - most of us, anyway.
Late? 6 am. However, three fags slept early.
Therefore, Halodude, Street2fifa and Soap LOrd are exiled for a week =D
Next day, pretty much the same stuff. But still awesome.

I've decided to add a new segment - RETARD AWARDS!
These are special medals for random stuff. 3 tiers - gold, silver, bronze.

The "Munchykin" award.
Goes to retards who contribute greatly to our munchies =D
Gold - Dumbortz. He made a masterpiece out of Maggi Mee and eggs.
Silver - J0HnA55. I invented Retard Juice, remember the cinnamon? =p
Bronze - Bugs. For eating half my lunch once. After he ate his.

The "Gametard" award.
For those who just kick ass at games.
Gold - Halodude. In the words of Jon - Fuck off man! Give us a chance!
Silver - J0Hna55. Nope, I haven't rigged this. I haven't played for ages.
Bronze - Street2Fifa. He made a damn big improvement. Miss old times XD

The "Jackassery" award.
The title says it all.
Gold - Soap Lord. We try to be retarded. He doesn't need to try.
Silver - Jon. Maybe the fact he was drunk helps here, Mr Flasher.
Bronze - Jackie. Plus all that gay shit, you got a winner.

I can't think of any more awards at the moment.
Please leave suggestions in the chatbox.
And check out "Cold Blooded Christmas" on Youtube by Jon LaJoie.
Me and MegaDeath were having a laughing fit not even halfway.

A few promotions.
Martin's up to Platinum for sticking around.
That's an achievement. Seriously.
All those who came to JP09 are now Platinum with Honors/Dishonor
Cuz every single one was freakin retarded XD

JP'09 was a blast.
But the day flashed by and now, we're about to face another year.
Sometimes, I find it a bit of an anticlimax.
Yeah, its awesome. Something to look forward to.
Then it's over. And we wait another 365 (or less) days for the next.
Face another year of shit, exams, the works.
It almost seems too short.
Maybe we've all been looking at this the wrong way.
JP is great. Nice house, food, entertainment, everything.
But the real point, is something much simpler.
It's us.
Before, I've always wondered, how long is this gonna last?
Every year, it gets harder to plan.
People change, move away.
And we're only in secondary school (well, it's not 2010 yet)
But what happens when we go to college? (in a few weeks for me)
And university? People migrate, study overseas, go on holiday...
It's nearly impossible to get everyone down for that one special day.
And then we have to deal with limits, of course.
That's kinda obvious, and we're lucky J's dad is so nice to us.
So struggling through the whole year for one and a half days of fun?
(I'm kinda ignoring the other stuff for purposes of the post XD)
I think we've missed the point all along.
Let's try and find other venues, other pursuits.
There are loads of great stuff to do out there. We haven't tried.
JP was never about the games, food, movies, music we all love.
It's about the group of us that have stuck together all this while.
It's not the tenth anniversary of one party.
It's the tenth anniversary of our friendship.
Let's enjoy JP while it lasts.
And find new stuff along the way, events where more people can come.
Cuz you guys are fucking awesome. All of you.
Now gtfo before I change my mind =p

oh and Happy New Year.
Think of the good stuff, not the bad.
Hope [US] lasts forever.

Sincerely (for once, that's a surprise XD)
[J0HnA55]

Merry Christmas Y'all

yeah. one helluva christmas, eh?

I started the festivities on Christmas Eve, about 2pm.
Ended on Christmas Day at 10pm.
That's 20 hours of non-stop partying. Hell yeah.
It was really mad.
First up, I went to Soap's house with Jon...
It was a really short notice thing. Got the invite a day before.
And there were like 20 or so of his relatives...so space was limited.
But yeah, the people were busy, watching TV, playing mahjong, eating buffet..
There were some church christmas carollers and fireworks...
Holy freakin' shit...the fireworks....
It seemed like half a million ringgit worth of fireworks...
And they did it twice...Spec-fuckin'-tacular!
So all in all, it was a pretty formal family reunion.
But for us...it was WILD.
Well, pretty normal actually. At first.
Three of us, played some L4D2, went on Facebook, listened to music.
Then they brought out the wine. And the beer.
So you can pretty much guess the results.
Around 11pm, Jon was walking around the garden singing loudly.
Then he went to Soap's room and sang even louder.
Shortly after midnight, we went to the park.
Jon and I sat on opposite sides of the see-saw, Ivan in the middle.
We were passing drinks around while tryin not to fall..
At about 2am, we went in to shower and change.
Jon was really drunk. His face was red and all.
He started flashing every now and then while shouting like a 'tard.
Then we started prank calling people for the heck of it.
Finally, we nearly fell asleep playing the Guy Game.
Gotta get that for JP =p

Then it was off to JJ's party.
Mostly SSU people, only Jon, me, and Soap from SSV.
Not that it matters. Great party.
Guitar Hero, basketball, swimming.
They pushed a couple of people into the pool XD
besides, I just realised that there are plenty of potential recruits.
From SSU of course, everyone from SSV is here..
Well, almost everyone.
Anyway, this might solve the lack of female members...
Then maybe y'all can stop complaining about it to me. Go forth and invite.

oh, and some great videos.
This guy, Jon LaJoie, his songs are really cool. Dumb, but cool.
Just see these two on Youtube
WTF Collective
Guns Don't Kill People

I gotta go.
Planning for JP and the reunion is killin me

[J0HnA55]

100th post!! milestone? not really

edit - 88th post only. I had a shitload of drafts -_-
oh well its the thought that counts

Let me shake my own hand...or maybe Fab's...
actually, all of yours.
Give all of yourselves a figurative round of applause. and cheering.
Or you can do it if you want...
I'm not responsible for your family's/neighbour's reactions =p
but seriously. I'd have stopped posting long ago if no one reads them.
thanks to your support, [US] has continued to exist.
many of the other blogs under "other links" have shut down..no one goes there
even Brothers Breakers, The Black Rabbits, and many single-person blogs.
So we're one of the "survivors".
I probably forgot to mention it, but the 2nd anniversary was in September.
Not that anything happened, but still, its an achievement.
It's great to be "alive" =D

First up, quite a few of you should know this guy "Kian Heng"
if you're familiar with him and his exploits....
and that is not necessarily a good thing...
you would know that they make him a bit unpopular, to say the least.
Sure, a lot of people (including me sometimes) aren't that nice to him.
some worse than others...but there are reasons, a LOT of them.
and you guys who know him would know that too.
however, he still tries to be nice...so it redeems him somewhat.

In any case, here's a message to Kian Heng from some guy in my class.
I don't really get along with him well, but the message is SPECTACULAR.
It may be EXTREMELY abrasive, insulting, asshole to the core...
But its certainly worthy of recognition. the effort it took to write.
You wanna see the ultimate hate, flame, troll message EVER? (well to me)
Here it is, people.

" @ Kian Heng..

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.... See More

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good."

generally not good. fucking epic eh?
it must have taken ages to write this. unless it was stolen from somewhere.
but still? it certainly gives me loads of ideas...
makes a change from standard vulgarity XD

for the heck of it, go here http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html
I am now proficient in swearing in 8 languages =p
wonder if that's a legitimate achievement...maybe I'll add an award

and I'm bored...
cya around

[J0HnA55]

OMG GODDAMN HILARIOUS

I'm back.
yeah, I said I'd post every day.
And this is only like half an hour apart.
But this is FREAKIN HILARIOUS

Ben called. You know, the Gas Guy.
He started asking loads of questions as usual
If you haven't noticed, Bugs was around. (that's how he posted)
for more proof, go check out the chatbox.

anyway, Bugs had a brilliant idea, and took the phone from me.
He started pacing around. I was like, dude, what the fuck?
Then he began to speak.

(obviously I could not hear Ben's side, but Bugs remembers a bit. A bit.)

Ben: So you want to come over and play LAN or not??? (cuz there was silence)

Bugs: Hi Ben. I'm someone just like you. (fyi Ben's nickname is cao ah gua)
(maybe that ain't nice. But the evidence is too strong)
Ben: Hello? Hello?

Bugs: Hello? I'm someone just like you. (laughter in the background)

Ben: Hello? Hello, Matthew? (he don't get it, does he?)

Bugs: This is not Matthew...That's Matthew. (spastic laughter in the background)

Ben: Who is this?

Bugs: Someone like you.

Ben: Is this Reutens? (Why? I dunno. Probably random) (Bugs starts to laugh too)

Bugs: No. I'm someone like you.

Ben: ....

Bugs: I heard you're free tomorrow. Why don't you go out on a date with me?
Maybe a movie or something? We could share straws. (JA falls over laughing)

Ben: ...Ok (WTF? Really? I thought this was a prank call, dammit)
(Oh well. It's one way to meet new people.)

Bugs: Yes, I mean it. I really wanna go out with you.

Ben: (mumbles random shit)

Bugs: Wanna feel pleasure from behind? (JA's stomach starts to hurt)

Ben: What the fuck? No..
(from the above info, the validity of this is questionable)

Bugs: I know you want to. I can smell your pheromones through the phone.

(At this point, JA is suffocating from too much laughter)

Ben: .........Huh?

Bugs: I know you're aroused. You know what, I'll call back.

(passes phone to JA)

JA: Hello?

Ben: Who the fuck was that?

JA: umm...my cousin, Edward. He's..50 times removed..from Afghanistan.

Ben: ok...

JA:....yeah. (laughs)

Ben: So you want to come or not??? (damn, he sure is persistent. and unfazed)

not only is Bugs a genius (spastic one), he can act well too. (I hope ><)

Well maybe it isn't so funny on here.
Hell, you should have been there though. It was EPIC.
Kinda reminds me of the failed Retard Radio segment.

*We interrupt this program to bring you a live transmission*
Standing by...
-----
JA: Hmm...what should I post next?

Bugs: Hey wait, hold on, hold on Matt.
I got it!!

JA: what?

Bugs: Flatulence! *farts*

------------

Live connection has been severed due to unknown gas emissions.
Perhaps the similarity between them is deeper than I thought.

[J0Hna55]
Pwning the phone lines since 2007

(if you haven't noticed, I'm gonna end off each post with random shit)

Words of Wisdom

This post is by our guest speaker, Bugs.
I am in no way responsible for the following crap.
I am absolved from any broken bones, arrests, or stampeding buffaloes...
...that this post causes. (somehow)

Bugs
-----

Pornography is a boon to mankind.. but womankind says otherwise.

Ever wondered why one gender's pubic hair is called a bush?
The other gender has trunks.
Actually, they're called coconut trees. Upside down. Whatever.

My bird of prey preys on birds of prey.

If you're not gonna enjoy your dinner...I'll enjoy it.

Stupidity is the absence of intelligence.
Retardity is the acknowledgement of stupidity.
Therefore, we of United Stupidity are retards.

I don't know what I said.

But I know I just said it.

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Ok it's back to J0HnA55.
I think.
That was freakin' genius. He came up with those in one hour.
I think.
Hmm...I know someone with multiple personality disorder.
That isn't me.
I think.

I'm doing a lot of thinking now.
How is that possible?
That's heresy!
I should, uh...exile myself!
Ok. I'm exiled. For 1 minute.

In the meantime, let me attempt some deeper thought.

Retardity is the path.

Can the path be seen?

Seek retardity, and you are far from it.

Without observation, how can one know they are retarded?

Retardity cannot be seen, nor can it be unseen.

Intelligence is delusion; sanity is nonsensical.

Your path is retardity. Name it, and it vanishes.


...wait. That ain't right.
I just named it. But I'm still retarded, ain't I?
and who said Zen Koans were smart.
By the way, if fibre cleans your intestines,
Does moral fibre clean your brain? I guess not.
But the fibre leaves your body through your ass.
So how does moral fibre leave? Through retardity!
I'm smarter than a Zen Koan!
I think.

...and I'm back.
Some things don't change.
I believe we have wasted a couple of minutes of your life.

..some things don't change

[J0HnA55]
Wasting your time since 2007.
All rights reserved.

Guess who's back

Back again.
Whatever.

Anyway...
Eminem's new album is just a tiny bit of the tons of great new music.
My memory hasn't improved (thankfully not deproved either)
So I can't really remember what I've already posted here.
But for the heck of it, I'll repeat XD

Dead By Sunrise is a side project by Chester Bennington, lead singer of Linkin Park.
Us Originals have been listening to LP since like P1... so this should be good news.
Is it?
They released their first album, Out of Ashes, quite recently.
For those of you who enjoyed Minutes To Midnight, this album is somewhat similar. There is quite a large volume of softer songs, with hardly any screaming. This does not seem normal, but remember, this is a separate band. Mike Shinoda's rap/vocals and Joe Hahn's turntables are noticably absent. However, the overall sound is still good, with the guitarists playing a few solos. Chester does damn well with the softer vocals. His voice is reminiscent of "My December" and "The Little Things Give You Away". Songs include "Give Me Your Name", "Walking In Circles" and "Let Down".
And don't worry. There still is some rock. "Crawl Back In" is just awesome. "The Morning After" is not bad either. Besides the solos, effects are also widely used in many of the songs. Overall , the album is ok. Some good, some average. Not many that I dislike. And it's definitely a change from nu metal/rapcore.

I think I've mentioned Rise Against and their album Appeal To Reason.
"Re-education Through Labor", "Collapse(Post-Amerika)" and "Hero Of War"
Their older stuff is ok too. "Prayer of the Refugee"

Movie soundtracks (not the score) suck quite often. But two of 'em stand out. Transformers 2 has one of the best collections of songs I've ever heard. Then again, the bands that feature are well known. I've heard of nearly all. That's a first. Most have unknown indie bands and other underground stuff. Even the bands I don't know have great songs too. Just look at the tracklist.

New Divide - Linkin Park
21 Guns - Green Day
I Don't Think I Love You - Hoobastank
Real World - The All-American Rejects
Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold
This Is It - Staind
Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman
Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback.
Capital M-E - Taking Back Sunday

I don't know about you, but I'm a fan of all the above bands.
And they all appeared in the soundtrack.

I have never heard of Cavo, but their song "Let It Go" is great as well.
So this soundtrack is freakin ownage.

The other one is the soundtrack of Jennifer's Body.
The show was quite good, a retarded mix of horror and comedy.
Wasn't really scary at all except for a couple of scenes.
Coming from me, someone who doesn't really watch horror... That says a lot. But I digress. The soundtrack is ok, but a few songs are worth listening to. "Through The Trees" by Low Shoulder. Low Shoulder is a fictional band. That being said, the song, which appears in the movie quite often, is great. Others include "Toxic Valentine", "New Perspective" and "Chew Me Up and Spit Me Out".

Oh, and Breaking Benjamin released a new album too, Dear Agony.
It's great. All the songs are average and above. The sound differs a bit from the previous albums. Vocals are softer but more versatile. You'll have to listen to understand. Background orchestra in some songs - a nice touch with the guitars.
The lyrics are pretty similar though. Most of the songs sound similar too. But they're good enough to ignore that. No recommendations, just go listen to everything and decide.


And now for misc songs.

Chillin' - Wale Ft. Lady Gaga
Contagious - Trapt
Whem You Were Young - The Killers
Another Heart Calls - The All-American Rejects
Lifeline - Papa Roach
Brain Stew - Green Day
Land Of Confusion - Disturbed
Six Feet From The Edge - Creed
Cemeteries Of London - Coldplay
Run It - Chris Brown
Warriors Of Time - Black Tide
Going Through Changes - Army Of Me

I'm not including hit singles or radio tracks, this list could go on forever.
Just that these aren't really well known but they are worth listening to.



I'm done with music, let's move on to....games.
This is probably one of the best years for games.
Good games are raining from the sky.
Halo 3 ODST is a must. It's definitely worth the buy. First up, the campaign is great, easy at first but a nightmare on Legendary. Don't forget, you're just a Helljumper now. Not the Master Chief. Firefight is also very challenging, its just like the Horde on Gears of War 2. And finally, the second CD comes with ALL the Halo 3 Maps. Heroic, Legendary, Mythic. Everything.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Epic.
The campaign is short. But it's...epic.
If you recall the ending to Modern Warfare 1, the ending is spectacular.
It's good enough to make into a movie XD
More diverse locations, tons of new weapons, better AI (lol)
And multiplayer? It's Modern Warfare 1 on steroids.

Brutal Legend. I don't know much about it. It's a bit like an RPG.
But the main character is voiced by(and resembles)...Jack Black.
And he carries an axe in one hand and an electric guitar in the other.
Sounds like Tenacious D eh?
I'm sure there are plenty of Beezelbosses running around.

Also, Assassin's Creed 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Yeah, the last one sounds cheesy but sources tell me its great.


Finally.
There has been talk of a massive reunion, for the SSV/SSTDI and SSU classes.
It's supposed to be held between December and Chinese New Year (wtf)
Apart from that, I know...Nothing =D
but think of the possibilities.
yeah, we get to see each other again.
some people will be meeting up for the first time in years.
(PS: This will be the first time Cindy, JJ and Fabian meet up since P2.
All Originals should be able to remember the events of that yeat.
This should be interesting, to say the least ;p)

[J0HnA55]

AND THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME BIATCH.
THE FUCKIN EXAMS ARE OVER.
SO STFU AND READ THIS POST.

what's with the swearing, man?
I just had to. It's a great way to release stress.
And...I just discovered....

THE LONELY ISLAND

it's really awesome. you guys gotta check it out.
They're a "comedy rap/rock" group that released a whole album, "INCREDIBAD".
They've got quite a few funny videos on YouTube with LOADS of views.
They swear a lot, kinda like Tenacious D.
That's good enough for me XD probably for you all too. Since we're all here...
I roflmao'ed for ages when I saw a few of them
With titles like:

I'm On A Boat
Like A Boss
Jizz In My Pants

you get the idea.
i'm on a boat is about...them on a boat. seriously. but it's stupidly funny.
jizz in my pants was hilarious. and the singing at the end is not bad.
and like a boss? go find out yourself XD
plus, they have some pretty famous people collaborating on the album...
Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Jack Black, Natalie Portman, Nora Jones (WTF, I know)
Natalie Portman featured in a song about herself, Natalie's Rap.
She acted in films like Star Wars, V For Vendetta and Mr Magorium's (WTF too)
She is also a Harvard graduate in psychology.
You should listen to the song. It's...well, I don't know what to say.
Let me put it this way - I'd give her a Platinum with Honors membership here.
Jack Black's "Sax Man" is pretty damn funny too. in a sarcastic way.
you gotta listen carefully to get it though. I didn't at first.
So go and search for it. It owns.

wait...since there are so many lazy asses around here...
here are the video links =D

I'm On A Boat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c&feature=related
Like A Boss - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=related
Jizz In My Pants - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=fvw
Natalie's Rap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q



ah...it's great to be back.
Exams were a drag...the "O" Levels really killed me.
It took like a couple of days for me to get back into retard mode.
All I can do is wait for the results...
Good luck (not that you need it anymore) to all of you waiting for PMR/SPM results
and me too XD just had to say it.

oh, before I forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOAP LORD!!!
That's right, I'ma bit late but it was on the 21st of November (i think ><)
Hope the lather doesn't clog up the sewers at Mount Austin =p
I think the jackass changed his handphone number...
Can't seem to get him at all. Anyone know? Spam the chatbox (not too much)

How about some music?
Tons of great songs, but for all those rap fans, Eminem's new album is a blast.
Seriously. Although the lyrics are kinda fucked up, he gets better and better.
Although he kinda acts the mad Slim Shady serial killer most of the time, there are still some songs like "Beautiful" which are pretty good.

I'm kinda busy -_-''
New post coming tomorrow I think.
Heck, every day.
Holidays rock.

[J0HnA55]

Woots

its the middle of the "O" Levels right now...
up to my head in stress ><
but I happened to remember the blog and noticed it was rotting away
so I came back for a quick post XD

after the exams is gonna be a blast
for one, the band is gonna go full speed now... prepare for FOA next year =D
and have loads of fun too on the way, I wanna do 2 cover albums
One for acoustic songs, the other for the rest...
I was supposed to participate in my school senior's night, a graduation kinda thing
it's a long story, but the whole plan got fucked up bad in the end
they changed the damn song twice..
then changed it again a few hours before the performance.
in the end I wasn't able to play (3 guitarists for No Boundaries? wtf)
Martin (the solo "guest") was forced to play as well
y'all know how he hates mainstream music... sigh
and the sound was so screwed no one could hear his guitar, or the bass...
even the drums were faint. THE DRUMS!! HOW CAN DRUMS BE FAINT?!!? Well, they were.
the good thing, I got to experience a full band rehearsal for the first time...
Yes, FULL BAND. When we jackasses do it, someone doesn't show up....
Or we waste the time doing random shit (which is fun anyway but what the heck)
so this time we actually played two songs, 21 Guns (Green Day) and New Divide (LP)
It was awesome. We pulled it off nearly flawlessly.
I tried to get the vid from the vocalist... 104 MB on phone cam... WTF?
so getting it is near impossible with bluetooth.. posting it here is ridiculous
but who gives a shit. lost a recording? make a new one! (not all the time though)

oh btw I got Far Cry 2 for 360, it's loads of fun.
After exams is perfect for entertainment....
Look at the movies - 2012, Jennifer's Body, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
(yeah i know, the last one is just retarded. but so are you, I assume. So am I =D)
and the games - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Halo ODST... those two are good enough
with Bioshock 2, Left For Dead 2 on the horizon... wow.

finally, there's talk of a MASSIVE REUNION.
this applies to all those of you from P1 and P2 of SSV/SSTDI
or P3 and P4 of SSU (the rest of you, skip this shit. it's a class kinda thing)
the two Jon's (JJ and JC) are making plans on Facebook already.
They wanted to have it at JJ's house, but it looks uncertain.
Wait. 40+ screamin ppl? I don't think so. We need your help to think of a venue
If not a house then where?
Some hall? Restaurant? Mall? Park? Cinema? Street? Toilet?
or some mass outing or shit. not like there's many place to go to around here...
maybe Singapore? lol...freakin expensive eh
still, its gonna be loads of fun
lets see if Fab and JJ fight over Cindy again XD XD XD that would be epic

I kinda miss you guys...
sometimes I wonder whether it was worth it going to study in Singapore.
can't wait until the exams are over...

[J0HnA55]

Day Of Infamy...

...is today.
Really.

28th of August 2009.

It will be remembered for all time.
Why?

New member. Ben - Cao Ah Gua (silver)
he's worse than Bugs AND J added together x5...
and that's a lot. trust me.

but before that...

Promotions!! (about time)

I have made a new rank for myself (I Own This Shit)
Sorry. Just had to do it. XD
And we have a new Platinum with Dishonor....

DUMBORTZ!!!!

cheer the jackass. now.
He drove his dad's car out at midnight.
To....Rob a bank? Smuggle guns? Kidnap Bugs for spamming?

...

Nah. To send his friend home.
But...WHO GIVES A SHIT
HE DROVE HIS DAD'S CAR OUT AT MIDNIGHT
HE DESERVES A FUCKIN' MEDAL FOR STUPIDITY XD
and he got caught. that's also why he deserves the promotion.

So reutz...
Why dishonor?
You drove your friend home...
Illegally...Without permission...At night.
AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A RIDE!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH

joking.
but a video of that would be cool.
so what's next?
Reutz, why don't you drive us all to JP this year =D
that would be ownage. And we can blast music freakin loud. He won't mind =p

Ichabot also drives the car. A lot.
But he's allowed to.
Big difference, huh?
And he's already Dishonor. oh well...


ok. back to the story.
This is a minute by minute account of the incident.

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//Location//
Mrs Tey's House, Jalan Kuning Muda 5, Taman Pelangi. (and 5 mins from fab's house)
//Occasion//
Tuition. Every Saturday.

Zero Hour
00:00
Ben goes to toilet. Nothing seems amiss.
00:02
Weird smell detected by JA. No other signs yet.
00:03
People near the toilet door start holding their noses.
00:04
Whole class is holding their noses. Confusion reigns as they search for the source.
00:05
Source of smell identified. Shouting match ensues between JA and Ben (muffled)
Laughter. Loud laughter.
00:06
MoneySeeker takes air freshener and sprays around the class. Temporary relief.
Laughter gets worse. (Laughing gas?)
00:07
Perfume dissipates. Stench gets worse. Moneyseeker sprays again.
Laughter quietens down (It's not funny anymore, seriously)
00:08
JA takes the air freshener and sprays it at the door edges. Smell now horrifying.
Even the little kid is pinching his nose.
00:09
MoneySeeker evacuates the room. Work has completely stopped by now.
00:10
JA leaves the room and opens the front door for fresh air. The dog starts to bark.
Normal phenomenon. Animals often display unusual behaviour during natural disasters.
00:11
People in living room can detect traces of the odor. More people leave the room.
This includes the little kid and the teacher.
00:12
The room has been evacuated. Students sitting around living room like refugees.
Ben is still talking loudly, unaware that everyone has left. Dog barking now frantic.
00:13
JA opens the kitchen door(connected to toilet)...
And slams it shut. The smell has now reached the solid, tangible stage.
(it has the force to push people back)
00:14
MoneySeeker sprays the room doors with perfume. Actually kinda stupid.
The chemical smell starts to make people cough (but at least it masks the odor)
00:15
Smell finally diffuses to the point of insignificance.
Emergency is declared over. People can now return to their daily lives.


The bottom line?
Do not go near the toilet when Ben has a bad stomachache. For your own good.
Ben gets to Silver as a start, for this gas attack that beats Halodude or Soap FLAT.
Plus he has shown some signs of telepathy too.

But he has a great rivalry with MoneySeeker. Can't blame him.
However, I am Supreme Leader, am I not? I cannot take sides amongst my subjects.
Oh well. Shit happens.

[J0HnA55]

Ode To A Toilet?

well...sounds interesting enough huh?


...hey. I was bored.

so anyway.
You know when you're on MSN, Facebook or maybe even on the phone.
And the other guy has to go do something else.
Quite often, its the toilet.

Toilet.

Had a lot of experience with that, especially our venerable ex-leader Halodude.
So I made this on the spur of the moment.
(As with most of the other shit I come up with, duh)

This be dedicated to J0N0. He was in the toilet.
I waited.
I was inspired.

(to be sung to Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day)

Nine o' clock has come and passed
My laptop batt will never last
Wake me up when toilet break ends
Like your motion come to pass
Half an hour ain't that fast
Wake me up when toilet break ends
Here comes the shit again
Falling from your arse
My brain starts to melt again
As future becomes past
As my fingers rest
Cuz I was spamming all my best
Wake me up when toilet break ends

(to be continued)

and J0N0 has some shit to share with us

J0N: how is [US] going?

ME: Is the sky blue?

J0N:

I don't know, you tell me.
It may be blue one day,
Or turquoise another.
So it actually depends on where you come from.
If you're from Africa
It's obviously gonna be darker
But if you're Asian
More specifically Chinese or Korean or something like that
Then it's all going to be bluish blurry
Cuz their eyes can't open big enough
To see the true beauty of the sky

Wow.
Bluish blurry.
What the hell is that?
We got a Shakespeare.
Invents his own words.

[JA]

28 Days Later

Yeah, you know the movie.
But I'm talking about a real life event...that's so retarded we could make a movie on it too.
Or a novel for that matter.

28 Days Later
-------------
Starring: J0HnA55 (me XD)
Featuring: MoneySeeker
Bugs
Ben (cao ah gua)
extra people

Synopsis
--------
MS has been boasting so much that people say he has no ass, the shit comes out of his mouth.
J0HnA55 attempts to restore his reputation by challenging him to tell the truth and prove it.
MS then bets JA that his phone will be credited RM100 as he has a rich friend who can do shit for free.
JA accepts and says that if he fails, he will owe him the money.
MS accepts the bet! o_O even I wasn't expecting that.

Eventually, JA receives RM 20. I wasn't expecting that either.
Ben complains but JA says what the heck, RM20 is good enough. No need to be such a dick la...
MoneySeeker is on a roll.
He promises JA an iPod. A. Free. iPod.

And thus the saga begins....

Day 1 (Sat): MS calls and says that his richass friend has sent the iPod down from KL.
He meets JA at tuition but says he didn't bring it.
Day 2: JA calls and asks if he can pick it up from MS's house.
He says, "No, I'm busy. Some other time". JA wonders but says ok, next week.

Note: JA stays in Singapore on weekdays for school.

Day 8: JA has flu. Possible H1N1. Doesn't go to tuition.
According to statistics, (of which the reliability I'm not sure)
50% of flu cases in Singapore at a certain time were H1N1.
And my class had 26 cases of flu in 1 week. Let's not talk about the rest of the school.
By the way, at least two people were tested positive though.

Day 9: Tuition is cancelled. JA mutters.
MS declares he likes the iPod and will keep it. A new iPod touch will arrive next week.
That makes two iPods in 2 weeks. Wow. What a richass friend. I'm speechless...err...not.

Day 15: MS doesn't bring it again. JA asks why.
Explanation is very long and detailed, but here's the gist of it.
- MS's parents are unaware of the iPod
- JA cannot collect it as MS's father will be pissed that he goes just to collect a gift (kinda understandable)
- MS cannot bring it just in case his parents see it in his bag (lol?)
He says he has a friend he passed them to, who will drive to the tuition venue and hand them over.
A friend that can drive? How old, I asked? 19, MS says.
For a 19 year old, he sure has a lot of free time..

Not. He doesn't turn up. If he did, JA would have eaten an eraser out of astonishment. (I really thought of it)
MS then declares that he doesn't want the iPod and will give both to JA. He swears JA will get them by the next day.
JA decides to give one to Bugs. (He don't have no iPod either)

Day 16: MS says he will meet JA at Hop Music Studio. He doesn't show up.
MS says he will give it to his "girl" in Woodlands.
He claims he has 21 girlfriends. JA says, bullshit.
So he says he will tell them to sms him that night.
JA's phone remains silent.

BTW. I made a song outta this. (Sung to 21 Guns - Green Day)

One, Twenty One LAN
Ka na sai
Go and die
One, Twenty One LAN
Chao Chee Bye
Girl, my EYE
Don't lie

Poetic, ain't it?
At this point, Ben and the extra people have given up.
I say, give him 28 days. You know I like fancy shit =p
It certainly helps with the posts.

And he says that his friend sent me an acoustic guitar from KL.
Will wonders ever cease?
Next he'll be sending me a car, from the looks of it.

Day 17: After school, JA calls MS.
He says that his girlfriend cannot meet JA that day.
JA is just curious how the meeting will take place.

1)MS gave her my handphone number. He won't give me her number. Why?
"No hanky panky"
You know a spastic dude called Kian Heng? Sound familiar to some of you?
Exact same words. Co-incidence?

Side note, I suan him like siao.

JA:Why don't you give me her number?
MS: No! Later you got hanky panky with her sia...
JA: No way la...she is your girlfriend. She so little taste, why I want?
MS: YOUR ASS LA. SHE IS DAMN CHIO. HER BOOBS 32D LEH!!!!
JA: Wahlao, so small sia. Aiyoyo...
MS: FUCK LA!!! I tell you, you see already, you sure want. She only 14 leh
JA: OMG!!! PEDO!!! PEDO!!!! AAAAAAH
MS: *rage*

2) He gave her my photo. HOW THE-
MS: I took from your facebook.

Ah, that explains matters. I think.
(Hardly. go see my facebook pics for yourself, they won't help much)

3) I asked him, is she really so free?
He says that she was expelled from Fuchun Sec for a ton of offences.

4)Is she really willing to be a...courier?
He says, ya, she will do anything for me.
Wow. I am so "touched"


Day 18: After school, JA goes home. At 4pm, he gets an sms.
MS: Bro urgent call me asap
So he calls MS.

MS: EH, WHERE ARE YOU SIA?
JA: err...home.
MS: MY GIRL WAIT FOR YOU 3 HOURS ALREADY LEH
JA: WHAT THE FUCK?

-silence-

JA:...wait. why the hell didn't you tell me?
MS: my phone no money. I just top up

(woah. so convenient. I bet he waited for the occasion)

JA: Then why didn't she call me?
MS: er.. I told her not to.
JA: why???
MS: I afraid that later you angry
JA:.....
MS: and then you also maybe hanky panky.

-silence-

Day 19: She wasn't free again. Then again, are imaginary people free? I guess not.

Day 20: MS tells me that she will come to Clementi and pass it to me.
At 4pm, I ask, "Where is she?"
He says, oh, she just left Vivo City.
Hmm... If I recall, that will take an hour at the most.

At 6pm, he says, oh, she has reached Clementi. I get ready to go down to meet her.
At 6.10, I have second thoughts and get un-ready. You know what I mean.

At 8pm, I call him.

JA: Hey dude, is your girlfriend injured?
MS: No
JA: Disabled?
MS: No
JA: Stupid?
MS:...No
JA: Then she must be lost. She's taking two hours for a five minute walk.

He declares that she has just gone home.
He says that she had no credit for her phone.
He never thought of calling her until I called him.

Persevere, dear readers. Put up with the utter stupidity until the end of the post.

Day 21: Eh dude, meet my girl at Woodlands ok? 4.30pm.
Not much of a problem, as I leave for JB around that time.
He calls at 4.35 and says that she has just left Vivo City.
I sigh and get on the bus.
He keeps cursing, saying that his girlfriend is useless.

If she is indeed real, then he is a real dick.
She's doing him a freakin' favor.. she has no obligation to run around for him.
But I suppose imaginary people don't really mind.

Day 22(The Final Showdown)
It's Saturday again.
Apparently, she's coming to JB.
During tuition, he announces that she is at KingSurf. (A LAN centre for those of you who don't know)
We can't leave until 5.30. Then it turns out my parents are picking me up.
And then they announce that we are having dinner at Rawa (some place)
It is a two minute walk from KingSurf.

So I call and tell him to get her to go downstairs.
He says that his phone has no money.
I tell him to give me her number.
He says....
"No. Later You Hanky Panky with Her."

At that point, I decided on a course of action.
MS will feel the wrath of A55 if he doesn't get the iPods by the deadline.
Alternatively, MS can admit that he is lying and the bet will be called off and forgotten. Permanently.

"It's real, I swear! You don't believe me?"

However, I continue on happily, as this adventure will provide entertainment for generations to come...

Day 23: I tell MS to send it to Ben's house cuz I was there.
You get the idea.

Day 28: Wow, it's Friday. But the post is 28 days LATER. So see tomorrow.

Day 29 (D-Day): It's here.
And he doesn't bring it.
For the same reasons as before.
I have no need to elaborate further.
He claims to have hidden it under the mat in his car.
Why? I dunno.
But I got picked up before him.
I gave him two more days - a month, for kicks.

Day 30: He doesn't send it to Ben's house again.

Day 31: Not much hope, is there?

Day 32: Today. The day I am writing this. Tuesday. 18/8/09.
Well?
MoneySeeker has refused to back down. He claims the iPods are still real.
As of now, he is exiled until:

1) He produces the iPods, or a warranty card showing that he got a Nokia phone for free from the rich guy

2) He admits he is lying. Simple as that.

To Be Continued...



Some of you studying in Singapore may be taking Literature.
This shit certainly is an example.
Weird topic though.
The song is nice. There was a cool music video on YouTube using the movie Braveheart.
But they removed it. Stupid copyright issues.
They spoil the point of YouTube.


The song “Strength of the World” by Avenged Sevenfold explores the concepts of cause and effect; this single song also possesses a double consequence. The protagonist loses everything that is close to his heart; with the strength of the world behind him, he stands to God and says, “I stand before you, I’ll sin when I have to”. He challenges those who have “taken [his] whole life” but in the end finds himself still alone and now a sinner, a “killer falling from the light”. In his moments of strength, he comes to make himself suffer the greatest punishment.
The song has a long and gentle acoustic introduction; I see this as the cool calm before the storm, a routine life with nothing special to worry about. A minute into the song, the acoustic guitar is accompanied by an electric guitar; we have rising action, drums join in and those drums slowly scale in strength, with the beat accelerating in the crescendo. We hit the first of a double climax as various instruments begin their parts, “my story starts the day they said ‘she can’t be found’”, the drums are on full roll and the lyrics begin to play out. It is interesting to note how poetic the song is; there is a very strong use of alliteration, which enters clear onomatopoeia in the first stanza. The constant repeated “s” sound brings into play the seething anger; the hissing sound may be a representation of the snake-tongued devil that claimed the lives of this man’s family. This part is all about making these outlaws look bad; the music is a rock/metal version or interpretation of the screeching music before a murder scene in classical movies.
The second part (third stanza) shows his developing insanity. The rhythm seems to break here and sharp sounds of “t” (teeth) and “k” (kill) predominate. When before it would seem he had grounds to his rage, his new temper is hellish and out of bounds (“I want it, I need it, revenge is dripping from my teeth”). He alludes to a dog, craving his meal, craving to tear and devour it; he dehumanizes himself to reveal the insanity. He mixes the senses to make the scene extremely perverse (“taste my breath I’m close behind”), calling for them to taste a smell, the smell of someone else’s breath. In the bloodlust, it is instinctively a putrid smell that comes into mind. I always see bloodthirsty eyes connected to this putrid, metallic, and bloody breath smell.
Although the refrain is repeated in between each “part”, I thought it was most significant in between the second and third parts (the fourth stanza). The refrain seems more relaxed and in this placement it transitions absolute insanity to cool determination. The third part (fifth stanza) depicts the “warrior” praying at the tombs of his dead family, reminding himself of his cause in a scene that parallels epic prose. Here we know that he will succeed in getting the outlaws, but is this the best path? Is the death of the outlaws the final consequence? He talks to God, stands up and says that he will sin if he has to, implying that not even God will stand between him and his revenge. I also noticed that he could not “turn his cheek”, meaning that maybe he doubts his actions and in a way sees that the sin of murder will make him just as bad as the outlaws. This reaction is only momentary and he says, “but now I leave your side, to avenge my family’s pride”. This is him talking to God; we know he will kill the outlaws. The next significant part is in the solo, a flurry of electric guitar moving from slow pacing to accelerating urgency. I saw the battle scene here, him catching up to the murderers. At the end, everything goes still and the music is cold; there is no sentiment of joy or success. He realizes that his family is “so far forever” and that even though he kills the killers, he is still alone. “A greater punishment on me has been imposed”, he is left with nothing. The thirst for blood has left him (ambition, a goal), his family is still dead (safety, love), and he believes he has fallen out of God’s favor as “a killer falling from the light” (afterlife, a belief to cling to). He finishes struck by this double consequence by silently admitting “I miss my family, I’ll never be alright” and the music fades away…

ROFL

[J0HnA55]

Telepathy? Retarlepathy! or maybe Twitpathy XD

been leaning towards the acoustic side nowadays.

No Boundaries - Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Unforgiven - Metallica
Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Everchanging (Acoustic) - Rise Against
21 Guns - Green Day

there's just something nice about it.


and then again, I'm now starting on a "guitar" music trend.
dudes like...

John Petrucci
Steve Vai
Paul Gilbert (Mr Big)
Yngwe Malmsteen (did I spell that right? lol)

and so on. the whole song is like one long solo. Niiice.


went out to watch Transformers 2 a while ago.
At first, I was like, meh.
Then the motorcycle scene. I gave the film 10/10.
Then..the museum. When the army guy went to change.
The rating dropped straight down to 7/10. Damn, that was horrible.
Heh.


now for the main purpose of this post...

Did you know the memory span of a goldfish is 3 seconds?
I'm proud to say me and Street2fifa broke that record.
By one whole second.

See, we were at the Woodlands library (in singapore)
He leaned over and said, "Eh, you know ah..."

A librarian walked past and said, "Quiet, please". To the whole row of people.

I looked at him. "What?"
He said..."I forget liao"

..ownage. OWNAGE.
I swear, ownage.

and here's some background information.
For a while, I noticed some strange stuff happening between us Platinums.

I would think of calling Bugs, then when I reach for the phone, it rings.
Guess who? Bugs.
Someone asks me and Dumbortz a question.
We both reply at the same time. Word for word.
And it happens with a few of us too. Not just one or two.

I put it down to familiarity.
After all, great minds think alike, do they not? XD

then one day...
this dude called Ben asked me to go to the library to study.
Several days in fact, but I was only free on one.
He came a little late. 10 minutes off, in fact.
His mother dropped us off at the side.
We wondered where to have breakfast. McDonalds? KFC? some kopitiam?
we chose McDs, and even after we finished, we stoned for a while.
Then, we left and walked towards the library.

one day...
Street2fifa went to school for CCA.
The guard told him it was closed for the holidays due to swine flu.
So he was stuck with nothing to do.
So what did he decide to do? Wonder of wonders. Go to the library.
He could walk, or take a bus. Or take a bus from the opposite bus stop.
He took the bus from the opposite stop. (slightly different route, maybe faster)
He got off, walked towards the library.

and BLAM, we saw each other.
Now think about this.
If I had gone on another day, left earlier, eaten somewhere else, hadn't stoned...
If Twit had gone for CCA, gone home or took different transport...
A difference of ten seconds would be enough. We wouldn't have met at all.
There was also the time when I saw him at the dentist.
He had rescheduled his appointment.
I was late. By half an hour.

Something screwy is going on.

There's more.
I met Halodude at Msia immigration once.
I fell asleep at the flat, so I was returning later.
He had some stuff after school, so he was too.
We went to studio last Saturday.
I forgot to tell them that Yan Feng couldn't make it.
And Dumbortz brought a friend along. a DRUMMER.

Coincidence? or conspiracy?
It happens very often.
Coincidences do not normally occur often.
And if it were a conspiracy, that would be pretty stupid.
The only people with a likely reason to conspire for us to meet...
would be us, of course.
So unless all of us have memory lapses, split personalities and dementia..
(hey. don't look at me. I'm innocent)
There has to be an underlying reason for this.

Suddenly, I thought of it.

Telepathy??

Could we have developed some psychic connection between our minds?
That makes us do stuff subconciously? Without us realizing the purpose?
So I got kinda excited for a while.

Then today, I called Bugs.

JA: Hey man.
Bugs: Hey. So, confirmed. Tomorrow afternoon?
JA: Yeah. Holy shit. How did you know what I was going to ask you?
Bugs: I dunno.
JA: See, freakin telepathy. Hehe.
Bugs: Oh, Wen Long is coming. He asked what time to meet.
JA: ...Wen Long? He's coming? For what?
Bugs: Umm he said he wanted to go.
JA: But he doesn't play anything does he? Or does he want to stone at the studio?
Bugs: I'm talking about cinema. Oh wait, I forgot. You already watched Transformers.
JA:.....
Bugs: So much for telepathy.

Get the picture?

But I figured out, this should be totally normal.
If we had some measure of telepathy, it would be affected a bit. Ok, a lot.
Cuz retards + telepathy = some pretty interesting shit, eh?

Hence, I coined the term.
Retarlepathy!!! (or Twitpathy XD)


btw, a twit quote.
Teacher: You see a man at the mall. He has difficulty breathing. What do you do?
Twit: Give him...CPF!!
(central provident fund, not cardio-pulmonary resuscitation)

Like a bit of extra cash is gonna clear his airways.


Oh, and more on bands.
Check out Sevendust.
I wonder why I never heard of it earlier.
It be metal. With a black singer.

'nuff said.


To end this off, here's a quote.
This came from an interview with Marilyn Manson.
He's weird. WEIRD. Emo. Complete nuts.
But...he said,

"Why would you want to censor the word "fuck" out of a song? Really, who doesn't want "fuck"? The more fuck, the better. In life, it's metaphor -- the more fucks, the more fun. Hey, it's only a couple letters off from fun."

kinda reminds me of "History of the F Word"
That dumbass video on FunnyJunk back in primary.
nostalgic feelings. wait, that ain't right.

[J0HnA55]

new signature?

[\7\*]

ahem

...time suuuuure flies around here.
and elsewhere too.
duh.

I logged on to facebook.
and saw a message.
it said,
"happy birthday you strange creature"

and I was like, what?
whose birthday?
took me a minute to realize it was mine >.<
that proves I have the memory span of a goldfish...

but anyway it doesn't really matter...
this year I ain't having a bigass party as usual.
freakin o's are restoring yet destroying my sanity.
this I swear though,
during the end of year holidays...
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUCKIN' BLAST

heh.

besides, the FOA is off this year.
3 reasons.
1)o's are starting to really piss me off.
(parents la..as usual. but this is the only time where I don't feel injustice)
2)yan feng has exams in july. screwed up Omega timetable..
3)Our bassist has no bass of his own. He borrowed one.
heard that reuts is a fast learner but he can't keep the bass and amp forever...
i hope so though XD

so we're going to start a few band related side projects
one would be obviously to cover some songs...the range has increased now.
and we were thinking of making a Tenacious D cover. Music, video and all.
but that will take some time. and a lot of ingenuity.

so I guess patience is in order.
not that I have lots of it anyway.
I miss the good ol' days though.
Think I'm goin off to listen to Shadows and Regrets by Yellowcard.
one of the few songs I find really meaningful.
wish we'll have Left 4 Dead at JP and MP and AP.
wish Jackie will get a double bass pedal for his drum set.

and yes, MegaDeath, I hear you.
so stop spamming my phone and the cbox.

happy birthday to me..
happy birthday to meeee... *cough* *cough*

[J0HnA55]

and it gets closer.

AND CLOSER
THE FOA IS COMING.
ARE WE GONNA KICK THEIR FREAKIN A55ES?

maaybe.

actually, it's been postponed to July 18th. That adds 1 more month of practice.
But less time...O Levels gonna drive me mad. wait...I think I am already =D
well the band is probably still called Untold Prophecy.
can't think of anything, the name kinda stuck. any suggestions?

here's the official lineup

Bugs - Lead Vocals/Keyboard (if needed)
J0HnA55 - Guitar/Backup Vocals
Joshua - Guitar
Dumbortz - Bass
Yan Feng - Drums

Oh and The Watcher says he fell asleep while shitting once.
Sad there aren't any available promotion levels left.

and I'm STILL waiting

wait wait wait
it's been weeks since Halo wars was released...
...and I still don't have it.
ARGH
AAAAAAARGH

strange tho. I've read some negative reviews about it.
Gave it 60 something over a hundred.
someone can clarify this?


kinda bored (again), so here's an attempt at subliminal messaging;

Jokes are an extremely good way of entertaining people.
Often we find ourselves closer to those who make us laugh.
In a survey conducted by researchers, almost half of those surveyed agreed.
Not only that, laughter has also been proven to help control pain.

Unless you really are an emo person,you should tell more jokes.
So that you can understand the meaning of this message.

can you see the message in the above passage???


my electric guitar is really screwed up.
for one thing, the tuning is one key up (F,A#,D#,G#,C,F)
it can't seem to return to normal (believe it or not, F seems to be the lowest)
and the string emits a weird buzzing sound when I play it.
It's so loud the amp picks it up. And it sounds like shit.

More song suggestions: (sry for repeats)
The Day That Never Comes - Metallica
Second Hearbeat - Avenged Sevenfold
Free Falling - John Mayer
I Don't Care/Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
Must Get Out - Maroon 5
Empty Apartment/Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard

Still waiting for that reply Dumbortz -_-"

Random Shit

FOAFOAFOAFOAFOAFOAFOA
WAH HEADACHE

had a "performance" recently
some random shit for school CIP (community involvement program)
play songs at an old folk's home
but...at the last minute they changed the song
so i sat there with my guitar away from the mic
and played RANDOM SONGS!!!!
and no one could hear what i was playing over the speakers. LOL.
seriously, WTH.

i think i'ma get started with the parodies again soon.
someone help meeee.....i'm outta ideas.
my mind's blank(er)...than usual

and now I have 4 hour tuition every saturday...omgwtf
but after that i almost nearly guaranteed can meet up with 'tards or watch movie
or shit like that. worth it? i dunno
and it doesn't apply near exam period...waaah.

and we're running out of retarded material. this is a disaster.

and here's some random emoness


The Beast Within

Sometimes you wish that someone would reach out and hold you. Tell you that everything will be OK, whisper that they love you, and say that it will all work out in the end.

Of course, they don't. They can't see that there is something wrong, or if they do, and ask, you don't know how to tell them that there isn't really anything wrong, there just isn't anything right either. You don't know how to explain that you feel numb. That you hate it. That you hate yourself.

It is hard to admit that you despise yourself, the shell you've become, the void that you are becoming. Harder to admit that the only thing that hasn't broken is your mind, and that the thin thread of sanity is only being held onto out of sheer desperation... a shaky grip at best.

So you have your Desperation, and the fragile hope that someone, somewhere, will break into the monotony of the life you are only half living, and save you from yourself. Unfortunately, You don't know how to let them in, because once they have broken through your walls of defense, they have every weapon they need to destroy you. They KNOW... and it scares you.

And so you continue... holding fast to your hope, and the dreams of a better tomorrow, slashing at your existence with the jagged blades of self-loathing. ALONE. And when the beast within you wins, you realize that deep down you have enjoyed the burning sensation in the pit of your stomach and the complete detatchment with which you view the world.

And every night before you go to bed, the child within the person you used to be battles the Terror that dwells inside the person you have become.

And every morning, you succumb to the beast within.


Lolz
random emoness
but kinda fits for a lot of people i guess
duh

i'm outta here
this place is tapped

[J0HnA55]

Disclaimer

yeah. before I get to the other stuff, this is a disclaimer.

This organization/blog/whatever, United Stupidity,
In no way are we attempting to make fun of the mentally challenged.
As members of our society, they should be given the extra amount of care needed.
Many of the posts and stuff mention some people as "retards".
Let me clarify this.
Most of us here prefer to see the brighter side of life.
This often displays itself in the stuff that we do.
And a lot of the stuff that we do is aimed at making us, and other people laugh.
"Retards" is mentioned as the stuff posted are often outside normal behaviour.
Or maybe it isn't. Just that nobody mentions it, or people forget.
They lose their memories. Memories can brighten your day when things are dark.
Of course, this is our brand of humour. Not everyone appreciates it.
Some people may think that some of it is "lame", or "weird".
Or otherwise its just plain "retarded".
Whatever it is, it's your opinion. You are entitled to it. We respect that.
But if you come to troll and flame against us, let me get this straight.
We can listen to you. But we do not need to take your shit.
Feel too embarassed to participate in harmless pranks? Wuss.
Or think that you're above it? Better than us in some way?
What if we think that you're an insignificant faggot?
Got a problem if we think that you're like that?
Too bad, loser. Get a life.
If you're fine with that, no problem. Everyone here is friendly. (I think...)
Stick around, socialize, laugh, enjoy life.
Otherwise, do us a favour and get the fuck outta here.
Before I come over and cut you from hole to hole.

Yours truly,
[J0HnA55]


meh. some people are really pissin me off.

as for the rest of the update...

It looks kinda certain that we're going to join the FOA this year.
Too bad Martin can't be our guitarist. Don't think he can come to Malaysia.
But he wouldn't really like the songs we'd perform anyway.
The lineup is still very shaky, but...

Fabian - Vocals
Me - Guitar
Yan Feng - Drums
Reutens - Bass

We need another guitarist. CALLIN ALL GUITARISTS!!!
(I know JB and Singapore are SWARMING with them)

narrowed down a few song choices, but I'd appreciate some suggestions.
Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
Holiday/Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Obviously, we need more feedback.


Halodude lent me his Burnout: Paradise City (hail him! HAIL HIM!)
it's pretty good. Free cruisin' in a GTA sized city.
Bad thing is the crashing. Literally. I'm a lousy driver -__-''
Oh well. Good side, I pwn road rage. haha.

Halo Wars is out. Finally.
But some reviews say it isn't really good.
Anyone can confirm this?



Man, I'm sleepy.
G'nite y'all.

Well, well, well.

Ahh. Dragged myself out of la la land to update this glorious dominion.
Being supreme dictator ain't that easy.
With great power comes great retardity...wait. that didn't come out right.

anyway...

First up, promotions! haven't done that for a while.
no new members either. should get in some fresh talent.
so first up, is Ichabot/Synyster6661/Kenny!!!
We went on a school trip of sorts to KL for a week.
Mostly we did outdoor stuff like rock climbing, rafting etc.
During abseiling, the key is to keep your legs apart.
This prevents you from spinning - and hitting the side of the cliff. ow.
and he forgot, and spun. a bit.
just a few cm away from the wall.
and.... he licked it.
yup. he licked the rock.
and he said it was salty.

much later, we were doing an obstacle course in Eagle Ranch, Port Dickson.
there was a mud pit we had to wade through.
it wasn't watery, mind you, it was THICK AND SLIMY.
and he went a bit too close.
and...well...
he said it tasted better than the rock.

Therefore, he is promoted to Platinum with Dishonor!
Platinum can be given immediately for performing feats others wouldn't want to try.
Dishonor? He didn't save some for us. LOL. HAHAHA
freaked you out eh

and next is...well, well, well.
This is the post name again, signifying the importance of this part.
A new rank has been created.
Platinum with dishonor...with dishonor.
AND IT GOES TO NONE OTHER THAN BUGS!!!!
Why? Why???!! WHY?!?!?!?1111!11


...I can't tell you =p
Under the new Retard Secrecy Act,
- Certain pieces of confidential information are now classified.
- These are potentially threatening to the wellbeing of the person.
- It is only viewable and permissible to view by the supreme leader. (well, me =D)
- Penalty for breaking this rule will not be imposed by United Stupidity.
- However, expect dismemberment, castration, and stampeding water buffaloes.
- This information may be filed under the "Retarded Book of Secrets"
- All blame for the above cliche goes to the producer of National Treasure 2.

well, there you have it.

and about the Fall Out Boy Concert yesterday...
please hold a second of silence for all those who could not attend.
namely, all of us. AAAAARGGH.
It's the A7X concert all over again.
Ask tons of people to go, none can make it.
oh well.


I now listen to opera and symphonies!!!

..I'm joking. right?
yeah. kinda.
but anyway, check out Nightwish.
It's a...symphonic metal band.
basically, they play symphonies. and metal. at the same time.
not really metal. much softer, a bit of rock and instrumental too.
sounds spastic, but actually is quite good.
although they're split into two kinds...
the old albums has a singer who belongs in opera, rather than in a band.
the new album (Dark Passion Play) has a normal singer.
listen to the difference and you'll know.
besides, a lot of piano and no screaming/shouting/yelling at all from what i heard.

Old albums
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Ever Dream
Deep Silent Complete
Nemo
End of all hope
Elvenpath
Moondance

Dark Passion Play
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Amaranth
Eva
Bye Bye Beautiful
The Islander

those are the ones I have anyway.
personally I prefer the latest album, the opera singing is a bit...heavy.
and still, here's some other stuff to check out.

Lost - Verax
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
Before I Forget - Slipknot
The Day That Never Comes - Metallica
Indestructible - Disturbed
Green Tinted Sixties Mind - Mr Big
Jesus Of Suburbia - Green Day
Pork and Beans - Weezer
Pieces - Sum 41
Rockstar - Nickelback
It's Not My Time - 3 Doors Down
Krwlng - Linkin Park (the Reanimation version)

To top off the music update, here's a list of Avenged Sevenfold songs.
The nicer ones. A lot.

A Little Piece of Heaven
Afterlife
Almost Easy
Bat Country
Beast And The Harlot
Blinded In Chains
Brompton Cocktail
Chapter Four
Critical Acclaim
Dancing Dead
Dear God
Girl I Know
Gunslinger
I Won't See You Tonight Pt. 1
Lost
M.I.A
Remenissions
Scream
Second Heartbeat (Live in the LBC)
Sidewinder
To End The Rapture
Unholy Confessions
Warmness On The Soul

speaking of bands, there are two music based competitions coming up.

One, there is the Battle of the Bands.
Held in Singapore at some international school.
More details later, I don't know if entry is over or not.
But Martin got me to join...brainwashing? Subliminal messages? ESP?
I don't know. But there are 3 of us. All guitarists.
If we make it through the auditions, I'll ROFLMAOL all the way home.

With more hope, the FOA.
Held in EC in Johor Bahru.
It will be later in the year, maybe during the June holidays.
Thing is, anyone can join. Anyone.
So...calling all tards' again.
Anyone who can play in a band spam the cbox.
Bugs, Street2Fifa, Martin, me and another non-tard can play guitar.
Bugs also doesn't mind vocals, neither do I but Bugs is better. I think.
Yan Feng should do drums. He plays freaking sick.
Dumbortz as keyboard? Last I heard, he was qualified to teach piano. o_O

Oh and speaking of Dumbortz...
Any 'tard can prove the rumour that he found another..TSN
you know..Tan. Shing. Nevermind.
HaAAHAHAaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAA
I also have been prone to laughing fits recently.
Must be the air.

[J0HnA55]

update(?)

First up, happy bday J0N0!!!
May ur a55 be pwnED..uh...ur a55 be pwning!
your one is kinda easy to remember..8th Jan eh.

Second, Rock Band is fun.
Yes, it is. But...
please be careful while drumming.
don't grip the sticks too hard.
I was whackin like mad, then i wondered...why does my finger hurt?
I looked..to see that the skin had been RUBBED off.
One big piece crumpled up.
Then the pain hit. LoL.
Not that bad, but no more drummin for a while =(
so...you get the picture.

Third, this internet connection is laggy.
I'm outta here.

[J0HnA55]