Day Of Infamy...

...is today.
Really.

28th of August 2009.

It will be remembered for all time.
Why?

New member. Ben - Cao Ah Gua (silver)
he's worse than Bugs AND J added together x5...
and that's a lot. trust me.

but before that...

Promotions!! (about time)

I have made a new rank for myself (I Own This Shit)
Sorry. Just had to do it. XD
And we have a new Platinum with Dishonor....

DUMBORTZ!!!!

cheer the jackass. now.
He drove his dad's car out at midnight.
To....Rob a bank? Smuggle guns? Kidnap Bugs for spamming?

...

Nah. To send his friend home.
But...WHO GIVES A SHIT
HE DROVE HIS DAD'S CAR OUT AT MIDNIGHT
HE DESERVES A FUCKIN' MEDAL FOR STUPIDITY XD
and he got caught. that's also why he deserves the promotion.

So reutz...
Why dishonor?
You drove your friend home...
Illegally...Without permission...At night.
AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A RIDE!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH

joking.
but a video of that would be cool.
so what's next?
Reutz, why don't you drive us all to JP this year =D
that would be ownage. And we can blast music freakin loud. He won't mind =p

Ichabot also drives the car. A lot.
But he's allowed to.
Big difference, huh?
And he's already Dishonor. oh well...


ok. back to the story.
This is a minute by minute account of the incident.

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//Location//
Mrs Tey's House, Jalan Kuning Muda 5, Taman Pelangi. (and 5 mins from fab's house)
//Occasion//
Tuition. Every Saturday.

Zero Hour
00:00
Ben goes to toilet. Nothing seems amiss.
00:02
Weird smell detected by JA. No other signs yet.
00:03
People near the toilet door start holding their noses.
00:04
Whole class is holding their noses. Confusion reigns as they search for the source.
00:05
Source of smell identified. Shouting match ensues between JA and Ben (muffled)
Laughter. Loud laughter.
00:06
MoneySeeker takes air freshener and sprays around the class. Temporary relief.
Laughter gets worse. (Laughing gas?)
00:07
Perfume dissipates. Stench gets worse. Moneyseeker sprays again.
Laughter quietens down (It's not funny anymore, seriously)
00:08
JA takes the air freshener and sprays it at the door edges. Smell now horrifying.
Even the little kid is pinching his nose.
00:09
MoneySeeker evacuates the room. Work has completely stopped by now.
00:10
JA leaves the room and opens the front door for fresh air. The dog starts to bark.
Normal phenomenon. Animals often display unusual behaviour during natural disasters.
00:11
People in living room can detect traces of the odor. More people leave the room.
This includes the little kid and the teacher.
00:12
The room has been evacuated. Students sitting around living room like refugees.
Ben is still talking loudly, unaware that everyone has left. Dog barking now frantic.
00:13
JA opens the kitchen door(connected to toilet)...
And slams it shut. The smell has now reached the solid, tangible stage.
(it has the force to push people back)
00:14
MoneySeeker sprays the room doors with perfume. Actually kinda stupid.
The chemical smell starts to make people cough (but at least it masks the odor)
00:15
Smell finally diffuses to the point of insignificance.
Emergency is declared over. People can now return to their daily lives.


The bottom line?
Do not go near the toilet when Ben has a bad stomachache. For your own good.
Ben gets to Silver as a start, for this gas attack that beats Halodude or Soap FLAT.
Plus he has shown some signs of telepathy too.

But he has a great rivalry with MoneySeeker. Can't blame him.
However, I am Supreme Leader, am I not? I cannot take sides amongst my subjects.
Oh well. Shit happens.

[J0HnA55]