HAPPY BDAY BUGS!!! MAY YOUR BALLS....

NEVER DROP OFF!!!!

rite...

it's nothing to do with this video.



if ya remember, Bugs' mum never watched the whole movie (guess why)
so anyways

he was pissed cuz...

WE WERE ALL ACTING LIKE IDIOTS IN HIS KOPITIAM (LOUDLY TOO) !!!!1!!11!

oh well...can help or not?


anywayz...first things first (this post be crammed with pics and vids)




































































well that's us...
Bugs, MegaDeath, Vignesh, Dumbortz and me...
the others I'm not sure tho one guy is called Jacky (lol)

DotA?

we would have owned them.
Me (Zeus), Rtz (Nerubian Assassin), Jacky (Goblin Techies) and ??? (Razor)

VS

Bugs (Enigma), ??? (Troll Warlord), Vignesh (Sand King) and MegaDeath (Bounty Hunter)

We were owning them. Especially Razor

But...that goondu MegaDeath, had to target me...
Had to take Nerubian's DIVINE RAPIER...

oh well.


Speaking of parties, here's a little production by Street2Fifa, Emily and me.




hehe. That was...Party Boy!
Taken from the Jackass game (dancing in underwear in an electronics store)
so why not in swimming trunks in a condo? lol

Now we introduce some of the other members of US.

Martin - Armenian Waste Disposal

This guy...is...random.
Totally random.
Talks bullshit at the weirdest of times.
Likes to look spastic.




























I rest my case
(btw that was taken in China)
He's in charge of the new Retard Radio that is in production.


Ichabot - The Watcher

This guy may have set a record...Bronze to Gold in 24 hours.
By humiliating himself for the sake of stupidity.
Man..he's got potential





























wondered why he's the Watcher?
lol.
And the others are Death and Impressive (all Indonesians)


Btw, the three of us are working on Retard Radio.
It should be a weekly segment if everything goes right.
Trust me, it's spastic.

so just to end off, here's some stuff to think about
















Joke...
















Lame Joke!!!


hahahahahahhahahhaha

Random Stuff

We at United Stupidity shall post on entirely random stuff when necessary.

Street2Fifa at Tuition (Twitisms)?
Maybe we should make this a regular section. Yes! I will!
Starting from now, we shall include several new sections.
Please look out for them.
They are: XtReMe HiTz, Movies and Twitisms (quotes from Street2fifa)
Man..that guy should feel honored...he now has an entire space fr himself.
Well, not much to post now. Can't think.
Possibly even a joke column? Maybe I'll post them here instead.
Well to kick things off..

This one is stupid. You may not understand it at first. But srsly

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some farkin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more farkin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the farkin’ French toast."

haha.

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga." The first guy says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga." The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and a tribesman takes a spear, stabs his genitals and leaves him to die. The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga." He says "well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH...BY UGGA BUGGA!!!"

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on his ass by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"


Second Place for this post (subjective)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”


This one is champ. *Warning* Explicit Content (NOT)


A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

HAHAHAAAHA

I know it's kinda late, but Happy April's Fools Day.

Woah woah, yeah yeah
I know you hate me
Woah woah, yeah yeah
For prank calling you

HAhaaaHAaHhahA. Parody of Happy Birthday by the Click Five

well to kick this off,

More Videos From YouTube!

This time its Misheard Lyrics!
Get the original lyrics first before you watch for maximum laughter.

Bulls On Parade - RadioHead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MjST18L7V8&feature=related

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI

Dragostea Din Tei - OZone (Numa Numa) - This is the best so far-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8&feature=related

This Ain't A Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10&feature=related

Dance Dance (test recording)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7HulbCjkUs&feature=related

Temperature - Sean Paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I&feature=related

Holiday - Green Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzvODQSh9Rg&feature=related

All freakin stupid.



Next up, here are some jokes. This is seriously stupidly funny.
(Please be patient. They sound lame at first but...you'll see)

There was once a peanut and a muah chee. They lived in the same town, attended the sane schools and graduated together. The peanut became a lawyer, the muah chee became a doctor. Both jobs were problematic and the two went to a bar to relax. The peanut ordered a martini while the muah chee wanted beer. They both got drunk eventually and started arguing. Soon, they were fighting and the bartender threw them both out. Still angry, they rented a boat and rowed to the middle of a lake. There they continued their epic fight until THE PEANUT PUSHED THE MUAH CHEE INTO THE LAKE.

Now...what is better? Peanut or Muah Chee?

Peanut!!! It is smarter!!! It pushed the Muah Chee in!!! AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

There lived a freaking rich family. Their house had a golden roof, golden walls, golden ceiling, golden tiles, golden pillars, golden tables, golden chairs, golden stools, golden doors, golden windows, golden bathroom, golden toothbrush, golden toothpaste, golden sink, golden taps, golden mirror, golden pipes, golden toilet bowl, golden garden, golden flowers, golden grass, golden trees, golden dog, golden servants and more. They were bored. So, they boarded a golden plane, with golden tickets, and travelled to a golden country, where they got in a golden limousine with a golden chauffeur that drove them to a golden restraunt because they were hungry. They sat down with the golden forks, golden spoons, golden knives, golden chopsticks, golden bowls, golden plates, golden cups and golden trays.
TWO PEOPLE ORDERED NASI LEMAK, ONE PERSON ORDERED MEE SIAM.

What is better? Nasi Lemak or Mee Siam?

...Nasi Lemak!!! HAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

There lived a king and a princess. The princess fell in love with a villager, and the king was very angry. He forbade her to see the villager. So she ran away with him, and the king was even angrier. He got on his magic horse and picked up his magic bow, magic arrows, magic sword, magic knife, magic dagger, magic axe, magic mace, magic spear, magic lance, magic trident, magic pistol, magic machine gun, magic flamethrower and magic BFG. Then he rode through the magic mountains, magic swamp, magic desert, magic jungle, magic forest, magic tundra and magic city before coming to a lake. The princess and villager were sitting by the lake. Taking aim, he shot the villager. The village fell into the lake. The princess screamed and jumped in to save him. WHAT DID THE PRINCESS FIND?

...















...






THE MUAH CHEE!!!!!!!!















ok. finished cracking up yet?


Next one.



What has a big head and a small body?


An ikan bilis with a helmet!!!

AhAHAHAAHHA


A plane was travelling across an ocean. There were 20 passengers on board. They were; the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess, the engineer, a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a businessman, a sailor, a soldier, a student, a chicken, President Bush, Borat, Homer Simpson, Barney,a father, his son and a retard.

The plane's engine exploded in midair. It began to lose altitude.
There were seventeen parachutes.

The crew had four with them, they used theirs and jumped out immediately.
Thirteen left.

The six working adults and the student all said they had a bright future.
So they jumped out too.
Six parachutes left.

Borat grabbed the chicken, stuffed it into his suitcase as a replacement (Azamat ate it during the documentary) and jumped out. Five parachutes, six people.

Bush, Homer and Barney jumped out. Of course, with their parachutes. Yeah.
Two left, for the father, the son and the retard.

The father said, "Son, I have lived my life well. You have a long future ahead of you. However, that retard needs a parachute as well, so climb onto my back and I'll jump"

So they jumped together and landed safely (after a while of course)



The retard kicked the parachute out of the plane and jumped after it. WHY???

...


Cuz he was a retard.




Two robbers decided to rob a bank. They broke in, only to find it deserted. They were surprised, but happy. They made their way to the safe to find it wide open, with billions of dollars inside. Stuffing them into their sacks, they left warily. Looking outside the bank from the window, they did not see any police around. They saw an ice cream truck, which they planned to hijack, however, two men and a bear got into it and drove off. Instead, they planned to run to their home, only a hundred metres from the bank. The street was deserted. THE MOMENT THEY STEPPED OUT, THEY DIED. WHY?





THE RETARD FELL ON THEM!!!!!


Down the road, there was a motorcycle. Whose was it?



THE IKAN BILIS WITH THE HELMET!!!!

AHAHAHAHAH
AHA
HA
HA
HA
HAAA
HAH
AA
HA
HAA
AAH
AHA


lol.

Hope you enjoyed this bullshit.
More jokes in next post.



On other news, we've got another candidate for HQ.

MoneySeeker's dad allows us to use a room in his house. WITH TV, AIRCON AND FURNITURE

WEEH