Finally..got the stuff

Got a new default song for this...
High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup
Not many songs about Retards, and this fits anyway.
Damn nice song.

Well anyway here are the pics...




































Sry. Brb.
HAHAHA lol.

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Forenote: [JA]
Never Mind.
The post has been postponed.
HAHAHAHA. Lame joke.

Here are some jokes.

What did the dick say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in"

A homeless man lived in a park.
He had no clothes.

One day, a little girl came up and pointed at his dick.
"What's that?" she asked.

"That's my bird" he replied.

"Can I play with it?" she asked.

"Sure", he said and drifted off to sleep.

When he woke up...
He was in a hospital.
He asked a nurse why he was there.
She told him to ask the little girl in the corner.
When he asked...

She said:

"I was playing with your bird. Suddenly, it spat at me."
"So, I cut it in half, stomped on its eggs, and burnt its nest"

HAHAHAHA
THis is not spam.
Please exile me.

[Bugs]

UPRISING!!!!!!

The gears of Time have been set in motion...
Our leader, Halodude4eva, has been tried and convicted of Heresy towards Retardity,
On the crime of willingly missing JP'07
Therefore, he has been cast down to Platinum.
A new triumvirate of leaders has been formed.

Lord MegaDeath, the Prophet of Bullshit.
Edward VonPeePee (Bugs) the Prophet of Spam.
Johnass, the Prophet of Stupidity.

We are residing in the Third Age of Conversion.
Our goal now is to recruit more citizens for our glorious cause.
Follow in the footsteps of our forefathers (the 3 stooges? lol)
To achieve our goal of Ultimate Stupidity (World Domination for Bugs)

No one shall mar the light of our passage...
Rise up, our brothers, and prepare for the Great Journey...
For salv- I mean stupidity awaits...



Well anyway, lol.
A new Retard Law is being passed.
Can't tell you much about it, except that I prevented MegaDeath from making a law.
:All those who are exiled will have their possessions (360, Wii, PS2 etc)
CONFISCATED.
Well, he can't confiscate his own, so...

I'll be going off to China soon, so this will be the last post until the 18th of Jan.
I'll take lots of pics/vids (preferably retarded)
Keep spamming, ok?

[J0HnA55]

Happy B'day J0N0!!!

Yeah, the 8th of Jan is J0N0's bday. Been so long since ur old party at Sri Mulia.
Hope ya have a damn good one in NZ. (Too bad no tardz there)
P.S Can you add a chatbox in ur blog?
alcony.
I stayed at Halodude4eva's house over the weekend with two others.
We made a LOT of shit. A lot.

With the addition of the new members, we have 23 members lol. Wheee.

There was a barbecue, and we were going to swim in the pool when Halodude stopped us.
We were like damn puzzled.
Then...he said.
"Can't you read the sign? No animals allowed."
We tried to tau pok him, and obviously failed.

On a side note, once Twit and me were in the car, and my discman was at vol 15.
He said he could hear it from the back seat.
Later, I passed it to him. He listened at maximum volume (30).

Twit: Eh..my ear pain sia.

Lolz

Some praise for Halodude4eva:

He so stupid, he failed his blood test.
He so stupid, when his mother asked him to buy colour TV, he asked, "Which colour?"
He so stupid, he sold his car to buy petrol, then bought a bicycle.
He so stupid, he brought an ironing board for his golf iron.
He so stupid, when the shop said they had no more bread, he asked for toast.

Credits for the last one goes to Martin, one of the new members.

Jackass 2.5 is out, and its dumb. Like digging a pit in the ground.
Then pissing in a water gun.
Then placing a box over the hole, getting a midget to climb inside with the water gun
You know what happens next.

I already told you all the shit Halodude4eva got...Dammit...
2 PSPs and a Wii in less than half a month.
So it was fun.
Btw, one guy brought a DS, and there was this lameass game called Cooking Mama.
The objective is to cook. Duh.
Somehow, Halodude4eva got HOOKED on it. We were surprised, and tried.
Dammit, we got hooked too.
More cuz using the stylus is fun.
But for some of the recipes, you get to arrange your own food.
That's where the fun was. Really.
Alwyn made a steak, the end result was a load of flags on a plate.
My "fish and chips" was a mushroom. Burnt one.

Of course, lots of Halo 3.
One part where someone jumped, and was crushed between a banshee and a rock. Lol.
But check this out. Halodude4eva was flying. He died eventually. But....