Ya notice, we could celebrate Happy Un-New Year 364 times a year.
Lol...
Duh.
Well anyway, my laptop's back in action. (Posting done on Twit's com)
Me and Bugs created a line for twit.
Tenacious D
Kage: They call me KG Solo Man 5000.
Retards
Kevin Tan: They call me KT Swearing Twit 5000.
Fits, doesn't it?
I read somewhere that they were going to make Halo for the DS, but it was cancelled.
Dammit. Even tho I dun have a DS.
http://ds.ign.com/objects/874/874110.html
look at that.
Man, the year passed so damn fast.
It seems like yesterday when I was running around in Jackie's garden screaming in the heavy rain. *sigh*
Btw, official retard holiday is on Hanna's birthday (our leader's sister)
Cuz that was when me and Halodude4eva (aka pr0zkilla) made United Stupidity.
Which reminds me, we should have more members. Better call him soon.
Bugs: There are only 25 letters of the alphabet on Christmas day.
JA: Why?
Bugs: Noel. (No L)
Also, I'm revamping the retard story to a Halo Covenant style.
Make things a bit more interesting.
Well anyway Happy New Year y'all!!!
Enjoy the last...25 hours and 15 minutes of your holiday...
Umm...shit. *gloom*
31.12.07
Happy Un-New Year. Umm..did I get that right?
26.12.07
Only a week left...crap
The holidays sure passed too fast.
They should give us a 6 month break lol.
Well I went swimming today at Street2Fifa's house.
We got some really badass ideas, like electric dynamite. What's the name of your ban-
Oops...extended quote.
Look at this.
that's the stairs up to the water slide.
They're flooding.
....
thEY'Re FloOdINg!!!
We didn't do anything...
Seriously.
...
Ok, ok.
We blocked the waterflow.
Now, there were supposed to be some comic strips here.
But....nvm.
Oh and Street2fifa is exiled for a retard MONTH.
That beats all the records.
Was kinda my fault, I didn't log out.
But he claimed to have demoted everyone to Bronze and himself to Platinum.
Whether its true, he changed some ranks (his, his sister and mine)
And impersonated ppl in the cbox, spammed WORSE THAN BUGS
When he is released, he will be platinum with dishonor.
But...a retard month is what? 69 days? 234 days? 1/2 a decade?
hehehe
[J0HnA55]
25.12.07
Merry Christmas!!!
Yeah, Merry Christmas y'all
w00t...street2fifa stayed over at my house... Halo 3 Christmas ^__^
well anyway, yesterday, we were at Holiday Plaza
Bought ice cream from McDonalds.
When we sat down, Street2Fifa noticed his cone was leaking.
So he said...
(pointing at waitress)
S2F:That farker do my cone a hole sia!
wow...he gets smarter by the day...
Now, for some really exciting news...
We are planning USP 08! (UnitedStupidity Party)
It will be held in Singapore, during June/December holidays.
My mum's friend's house. Which incidentally, is bigger than J's.
The catch?
Up to 10 ppl, up to 1 week!! But...
We have to do everything by ourselves.
There will be NO ONE there (maybe a maid but that's all)
...sounds fun?
Note: the house is bigger than J too!
However, there's a slight problem...
My mum has insisted that since she is her friend, she will control the guest list.
And it is unfortunately short. Cut down to about 5 only.
Well, we have a year to argue and reason anyway, so....
Try not to get the full 10...too crowded.
Anyone can attend. Seriously. (I think)
Well anyway Merry Christmas everyone.
Duh.
22.12.07
Thx for coming y'all
If you saw the link at the Science Centre, then well just look around lol... Wanna join? Post in the chatbox. Anyway... Me and Street2Fifa are at the Singapore
20.12.07
What did you expect here, a good post name?
Well, more dumb shit here.
Me, Bugs and Dumbortz started swimming at Tiara Club, its 10 lessons for RM220.
No fixed time, no fixed day.
If anyone wants to join in the swimming (and crap talkin...)
Ok anyway, while we were on the way, Dumbortz was asking me about LAN cables.
He mentioned the one we used to play DotA at JP07.
(I think it was MegaDeath's..was a 360 LAN cable I think..compatible anyway)
Anyway, he went on for a minute.
I nodded, asked questions, and talked crap.
Then...
Dumbortz: So can you answer my question?
JA:......
Dumbortz: Oi!
JA: Huh? What?
Dumbortz: Can you answer my question?
JA:....Nope
Bugs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*
Then at the centre, Dumbortz asked me something.
I said thanks. Duuuh.
Could promote myself, but With Honors is reserved for Halodude and Soap Lord.
Oh and we played Oddball...with goggles. Don't ask.
Lasted 10 seconds...Bugs got a cramp, and spent his time watching girls. Fag.
[J0HnA55]
18.12.07
Stuffz
Hey y'all
We have two new members:
Mahaesh - Chocolate Burger - Bronze
And the first girl ever in United Stupidity...
Street2fifa's sister:
Emily - Silver
Since she's the first girl, we added her to Silver straight away
Cuz she's proven her stupidity,
And can beat the shit outta Street2fifa ^__^
Oh and Street2Fifa may be renamed - Stwit2fifa
*Note by Bugs*
Now we have both genders, we can move on to our goal of world domination!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
umm....yeah.
Right.
Anyway...
The other pics of JP07 are missing
So...hehe
17.12.07
13.12.07
[/\]()()7...
The next guy didn't ask me not to read this....
That is to say, he asked me not to read this...
Or was it to not to read?
Never mind...
Damn. JP is over.
Let us swear when we realize we have about 1 year to wait to JP 08
Ahh...that's better.
well...things sure didn't go as planned lol...
before the long-ass story (not a long time ago, and in Kulai, not Kickapoo)
we've promoted Elson to Silver! Why?
I dunno either...
And dumbortz's bro is joining.
Ok... back
I nearly couldn't attend JP07, same with dumbortz.
Halodude missed it...feel sorry for him.
Anyway, without him, we couldn't produce the video/movie.
Somehow, we didn't go to a LAN centre either.
But it rocked anyway.
The journey was weird...we took my dad's car instead of Uncle Tai's.
So no blastin music.
But Bugs' phone, dumbortz's phone and my discman were all at top volume.
So it was really, really weird.
Anyway we rushed in, and watched Tenacious D.
Uncle Tai came back suddenly...in the middle of Classico.
Shit. I hauled ass with MegaDeath and Elson upstairs.
The rest pretended nothing was wrong.
Man...close.
So we played Halo 3 and Warcraft all the way....
I was kinda owninG....ok...maybe not.
Of course, when we played all swords, I owned.
But otherwise, I'm weak at mid-range.
The rest were ok..only challenge at swords was Bugs.
But when it came to big maps...ouch.
It was like...
JA: JACKEH!!!! KILL THE FAG!!!
J: Hahahahahaahahaha
*JA fights with S0aP L0rD and Elson. JA wins*
SL: Kill J0HnA55 dammit!!!
*J kills J0HnA55, then kills S0aP and Elson while they were fighting*
*J0Hn respawns and kills S0aP and Elson*
SL: Aiyah..not fun lah. Kill the bloody J0HnA55
*All three gang J0HnA55*
*J kills the other two*
JA: JACKEH!!!! KILL THE FAG!!!
J: Hahahahahaahahaha
*J killsteals JA, then kills him*
etc, etc, etc.
well I'm gonna make Halo 3 ranks already.
the food was nice as always.
J has a FRIGGIN HUGE collection of munchies...from chocolates to chips.
All stashed in two cupboards UNDER the sofa.
Like wtf. But we helped him with them.
We succeeded with supper! We made our own lolz...it was pwnage.
Our own recipe for noodles and a drink.
Dun bother readin this part if you ain't hungry. (below for 1 person. duh)
Noodles
-------
1 pack of Indomie noodles.
Boiling water.
Egg (optional)
Either -
1) Boil on stove for 3 minutes. 1st minute add the egg.
2) Place in boiling water, cover.(without egg)
Then, drain water and add seasoning.
MilkMiloMochaBlah
-----------------
Ingredients are screwed up.
Basically, pour milo powder with a bit of coffee powder.
Then pour only a bit of hot water, and stir.
Use milk for water instead.
Ingredients can be changed.
Includes condensed milk, honey, Hershey's chocolate syrup, cinnamon etc
It tastes damn good with cinnamon, but don't overdo it or...bleagh
Done with that.
Anyways we slept early. Dumbortz fell asleep at about 5.00
J and him went upstairs at 5.30
S0aP L0rD slept at 5.45
Only me, Bugs and MegaDeath stayed up until 6.30.
Was supposed to sleep at 7.30 lol.
The water battle in the afternoon was AWESOME.
Me, MegaDeath and Elson were fillin up the water balloons when it started to rain.
Heavily.
Well...we got wet.
And we....did nothing!
It was a bit cold, but felt really good.
There was someone burning rubbish, so we all ran out in the rain...and tried to put it out. Duh.
Somehow, between the rain and the hose, it kept burning.
Don't even ask.
Anyway we were all drenched, so we decided to start anyway.
Played slayer first, teams could revive dead guys...you know, tap them.
The catch was, the extra guy was kinda like a neutral creep. Very hostile creep.
It was Bugs, and the fag kept double crossing us.
I mean triple crossing.
Err...quadra-crossing.
Never mind.
And he had the best weapon. The team to kill him gets his services.
So he'd tell us to ambush the others, then run up to them and get killed.
Then he'll lead them to us.
Then he'll shoot them. (Team Kill)
Lolz...
The garden resembled a swamp by then. Bugs and J did the Tenacious D power slide ^__^
Looked cool lol. They were wearing long pants.
I tried in shorts.
Ouch....><
Well...I'm a 'tard remember? Not Platinum for nothin...
J had a nice drum set too.
ok...now for the dumb part. The stupid things said/done by us.
3)On the way to J's house. (phone with Soap Lord)
JA: Hello? Where are you now?
SL: At J's house.
JA: Wahlau...so fast.
JA: Who is there?
SL: Ivan.
JA:.....
2)After the party, at Dumbortz's house
DR:Eh...
JA:What?
DR: Why you didn't wake me up earlier?
JA:.....
DR: Oh yeah...I woke up first.
1)Talking about Alwyn's mum's friend.
I mentioned that he was at their house often.
J: I remember that guy
JA: Yeah, he was there when we stayed over.
J: Eh...but...
JA: What?
J:....How did he get in?
Man...we couldn't stop laughin. Me and Dumbortz fell down.
But this one really owns
*When we calmed down*
J: But seriously.
JA: What?
J: Like...how did he get in? I didn't hear the doorbell....
Bugs and MegaDeath stared as we collapsed out of the doorway, laughin our asses off.
Took us a while to explain that he was there before we came.
O well...
5.12.07
New Game Mode!
Y'all know I was at Alwyn's house right?
Me and Street2Fifa were swimmin in the pool.
Alwyn was using Forge, Hanna and Emily were shopping.
Anyway, we decided to have a round of "Halo"
We were whacking each other into submission when the rest arrived.
Emily, who was carrying our stuff, dropped my shirt into the pool.
It was still not too late to take it out, only the bottom was wet.
I swam towards it...
Suddenly, Street2fifa shouted,"I'll save your shirt!"
He threw a nearby lifesaver at my shirt, pushing it under.
Yes, he tried to save my shirt with a lifesaver (you know, the tube)
If he keeps this up, he'll be Platinum in no time.
Anyway...
So, using the lifesaver, the new game mode is: Capture The Fag.
Yup, we caught him, pinned him against the wall while Alwyn whipped him with my shirt
Sweet.
[J0HnA55]
4.12.07
This is starting to piss me off. Really.
Dammit...
I am very, very proud to announce that JP'07 has been postponed for the 5th time.
It will be held on Monday and Tuesday, just slightly later this time.
JA: So..when the hell will it be?
J: Monday.
JA: What date is that?
J: Two days after Saturday.
JA:....
Dudes...I feel your pain. Really.
It had to be done.
If not:
1) It will be only 1 day - Saturday
2) We will have to take a taxi to J's house, and pay for it too
So..it's on Monday.
However, we're having a arms race.
Can all retards going to JP'07 bring balloons (ammo)
We're gonna have a nice little tau pok session...
WAHAHAaHAAHAaHA!!!
P.S. Pls dun spam in the cbox. A promo is happening *hint* *hint*
3.12.07
I AM HERE!!!
Prenote from JA:
Street2fifa has been promoted to Gold for stupidity.
Look at these three stuff, taken during his tuition.
Teacher: Make a sentence with screech.
St2f: I screech my teacher's car.
Teacher: We will help you and never _______ you.
St2f: Assist.
Teacher: What does selfish mean?
St2f: Sell the fish loh.
W00t...
*back to our great, venerable and rotund Leader
J0HnA55 and Street2fifa are at my house 2day and will be staying over for 2 reasons
1 no. - HHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLOOOOOOO 3333333333
2 no. - My room has a view of the pool (Bugs feel free 2 drop by any time i will give u the window seat)
JA: Duh.
St2f: Fark man!
Ahhh words of true retards...
Now ass J0HnA55 Hits my bed 2 the tune of teenagers by MCR Street2Fifa joins in...
JA: woot!!!!
St2f: Faaaaark you lahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish i had a camera...
JA: Then we could show Bugs the pics of the pool (and its inhabitants)
I guess he'd fall off the balcony if he was there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I farted and J0hnA55 is choking on the fumes and yelling out the window!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!
JA: EVACUATE THE DAMN BUILDING!!! CALL IN THE BIO WEAPON SPECIALISTS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *CouGh* *couGH* *HacK* *CouGh*
St2f: (lookin out the window) Fark yeah!
JA: U'd rather look outside? Soon they'll smell it too!!
HAAHAHAHA....Why Has it gone all quiet lol oh well ...
*********Words Of Retardity*********
Spamming is like winning in the "Special" Olympics
Although you win you are still a retard
************************************
Now I'll go and play Halo 3 again...LIVE rocks!!!!
St2f: FARK YEAAAH!!!!!
JA: (screaming and running out of the room) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAHHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAHA!!!!!!
Halodude4eva
2.12.07
yeah. right.
JP'07 is HERE!!!
Saturday.
Make your damn arrangements now.
I may revamp XtReMe HiTz..
Can y'all see...is Dance Floor Anthem or The River by Good Charlotte better?
Oh and the unchosen songs I'll put into V8b!
lol
We have 2 new 'tardz...
Zero and Garf...
Welcome dudes...
Oh and I am not the only admin.
The others are Halodude, Bugs and SoapLord.
SoapLord has no internet.
Bugs has no internet.
And Halodude shall post tomorrow.
TomorroW! I go to his house!
We and Street2fifa shall play ONLINE!!!
The Halo 3 fans shall know of retardity!
And let Halodude's words of stupidity *blah blah blah*
yeah...
probably more I wanted to post...
But I forgot ^__^
cya y'all
[J0HnA55]
1.12.07
WaaAAAaAAAaAAAaH
Yeah. Waah.
J is a FRIGGIN idiot.
I called to confirm JP'07.
JA: So are we having 3 days and 2 nights?
J: No.
JA: Cmon man...ask
J: No means no. Hehehe.
JA: ....
JA:....
J: wad?
JA: So *Blah blah blah blah*
J: Can you call later? I can't concentrate?
JA: why?
J: watching TV...
wtf. first he made me and halodude wait 4 hours, now it's all of us 6 months!!!
oh anyway here's teh pics of that guy.
note the nice bend in the barrier...
26.11.07
STOP!!!
yeah...stop.
Stop planning, packing and thinking about JP'07.
....
Cuz that idiot J has "postponed" it to NEXT Saturday.
Dammit..and I was just getting started.
Well too bad, lol.
The story is sumthin like this:
J calls me on Sunday and says, "My party is next Saturday"
WOOHOO!! Right?
Then, after posting the below announcement...
I make a very interesting call. (sumthin like that anyway)
JA: "Hello. Jackie? Has your party been confirmed yet?"
J: "Yeah. Next Saturday"
JA: "You mean this Saturday..."
J: "No...next Saturday"
JA: "But you told me yesterday...next Saturday"
J: "Sunday is already near the new week what..."
JA: "...."
Yeah. I'm still speechless.
This really screws up plans.
Hope all of the usual can make it.
Btw...for u 'tardz out there...
They are: Dumbortz, Bugs, Halodude4eva, Soap Lord, Lord MegaDeath and me.
Duh...pls comfirm if u get on.
This be BIG.
This post be BIG. duh.
First things first. Thx to Bugs, a new rank has been created.
Platinum with Dishonor.
We can't exile a spammin retard cuz spammin is good.
But too much is irritating, so we send them up straight to Platinum. Dishonored tho.
Lolz.
Roflmao.
Ha
Hahaha
HaHAHAhAHAHAHHAhaAhA! duh...
ok, now's what y'all been waitin' for.
JP'07 is HERE!!!!
OOH YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
well...almost here.
Now there's some problems, it's meant to be on the 1st of December.
Yeah, that's this Saturday.
BUT....it's not confirmed, and may be in TWO WEEKS TIME!!!!
AaAaaArrRRrrgGGhH!!!!!!!
Ok but if it is on Saturday, it may or may not last until Monday.
Hope like hell guys...
Now anyway here's some stuff to think about while waiting.
1) J's House.
Noting that J's father is a (multi?) millionaire, his house is friggin nice.
There's a HUGE garden, with bushes, ponds, statues, a hut, sinks(?!) and a water sprinkler. The landscape is enough for a damn good water battle. oh and someone get the balloons. We need 'nadez.
The inside is damn nice too. In fact, there are lots of secrets. Sliding panels, secret doors, even a secret toilet(!?) Well..not that secret anymore.
2)Stuff
Usual..XtReMe HiTz v8 is done, so more headaches for the poor driver >< lolz
Having a Halo 3 huge party, especially if someone can get a 360 LAN cable.
Seriously...Pls SOMEEBODY GET A 360 LAN CABLE!!!
We can play 4 player campaign AND 8 player Multiplayer!!!! w00t!!!
Maybe there's a PS3 or Wii...I dun rly know..
Could go to IOI mall like last time...
And there's a Cybercafe nearby. Lai lai lai DotA DotA!!
lolz.
The stuff around is good enough.
The food rox anyway.
And there's a MUSIC room so we can blast our heads away.
Noting the TV in Jackie's bedroom...no sleep man. Until 7 am or sumthin.
Anyway on a side note, the theme song (duh?) for JP'07 is The Great Escape.
Cuz anyway we "escape from normality to a place with all retardity.
Like a bunch of mental patients from an asylum.
This is gonna be SO much fun.
Oh and we're gonna make some videos on JP.
A promo (Halo)
And a film (parody of Tenacious D)
It's gonna be wild.
So anyway jus keep waitin and hoping ok?
[Ur A55 Be Pwn3d]
[J0HnA55]
19.11.07
Special Offer, w00t
Hey ppl...decided to post an official response here.
Well, I used to sell the albums...
But now, it's different.
Anyway all you guys, this is for continuing to check this out.
And for the 'tardz (duh)
I'm really sick of Bugs stealing my CDs.
Really.
So anyway, all you need is MSN.
If I'm on, or post a time on the blog, I'll send you the album or any song for free!
W00t.
Especially When I'm Gone...It's nice lolz.
Oh and it's the Soap Lord's Bday comin' up on Wednesday, 21 November.
He's only having a small party, since he moved to Austin Heights (near Tebrau City)
O_o that's damn far...he should have celebrated before, but what the heck.
Well anyway from all the 'tardz..Happy Birthday Soapy! May your soap never stop lathering and your sinks never run dry! Wahahahaha! lolz...
18.11.07
XtReMe HiTz Confirmed!
It's done!
XtReMe HiTz has been finalised.
Album art ^__^
This is the track list:
The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls
The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars
Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy
Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
When I'm Gone - Simple Plan
Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Into Oblivion - Funeral For A Friend
Just One - Hoobastank
Breath - Breaking Benjamin
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte
Noots - Sum 41
Valentine's Day - Linkin Park
Way I Are - Timbaland
Jenny - The Click Five
Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy
Time Of Your Life - Green Day
It's Done!
Weeh! Weeh!
[JA]
Hey y'all we need your help...
XtReMe HiTz v8 is set for completion...
However...there are too many songs.
I know, I know.
We do this everytime.
But now we have a blog, here's a poll.
Please post ur answers in the cbox.
1) Timbaland - The Way I Are OR Apologize
2)Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance OR Sugar We're Goin Down
3) Akon - Sorry Blame It On Me OR Don't Matter
Oh and if anyone knows where to download Simple Plan's latest single
"When I'm Gone"
Pls post it too.
The song rocks!!
[JA]
*Update*
Ignore the When I'm Gone part.
I got it.
Woohoo.
14.11.07
Like OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R
Holy Shit
Some of you guys don't know JP'07??
OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R
JP = Jackie's Party
Jackie = J
J = Jackie
duh...
Jackie's Party = JP
2007 = '07
JP'07 = PurE Pwn4g3!!
It's the freakin' best party every year
J's house be freakin' big
J's stuff be freakin' cool
Add a HUGE Plasma TV, Halo 3, XboX 360s, great food, great music, PS3, water battles, Tenacious D, Jackass and a bunch of retards...
See what I mean?
Damn...and it's only in NOvember!!!
AAAAAAARGGH the anticipation is killin me.
8.11.07
You smell like my dick in incubation
Says me to [J0HnA55] at my kopitiam.
Boredom.
Nvm 'bout taht.
We feel like gettin headquarters.
Since it's retard HQ, got lots of retard problems.
Places include my kopitiam, J0Hn's centre and my house spare room.
Anyone got suggestions?
power overwhelming
show me the money
black sheep wall
operation cwal
*Notice*
Bugs has been banned from posting for a week for spam in his OWN post
[JA]
nvm bout him...
can't get the pics yet, they'll come soon.
In about..2 days. Retard days. Ummmm...duuh
We even thought of making a retard intro for the blog.
It's taken from Tribute by Tenacious D, a friggin symphony of dumb noises.
all hail Tenacious D!
That's about all...
Oh yeah, Lord MegaDeath has been banned for a day (retard day)
For blatant insubordination against the game of the highest authority
Halo 3 (duh) All hail Halo 3!!!!
CoD 4 may be fun, but NOTHIN BEATS HALO 3!!!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh and I miss Jackie
[Bugs]
5.11.07
Ok....
Well...
Our recent exile has been welcomed back
(BLACKMAIL!! ARRGGHH!!!!)
You know, he's the J in JP anyway...
Damnit he's got invulnerability here.
So anyway, he has been upgraded to Platinum.
For stupidity that caused injury.
Here we go...
The 'tard was stayin with me at Alwyn's house
We went back to Malaysia, linked up with Bugs to drop him off at Leisure Mall
He needed to go to the bus stop outside
So, y'all know the automatic barriers at the outdoor carpark?
He waited for the car to pass, then crossed.
Me and Bugs stood still...as if we knew what would happen next.
The barrier came down, he swerved left...*Crack*
Next thing we knew, (OW!!!! OW!!!!!)
Came down on his head, the damn barrier was BENT.
We took pics, but Bugs went MIA for the time being.
So it'll be in the next post.
Keep visitin...
[J0HnA55]
3.11.07
This Is An Official Announcement
This is an announcement of the highest order.
It was discussed by the top-ranking 'tardz and agreed upon.
Firstly, through our venerable grace and eternal kindness
We have unexiled LordMegaDeath, and pardoned his sins against retardkind.
But only to EXILE ANOTHA!!
Due to uncompeteable incompetence and outstanding (bad) idiocy
None other than the infamous J!!! has been exiled.
(and not 'cause of Halo)
(Seriously. Trust Us)
For wasting 5 hours of human time
Which could be spent playing Halo 3, DotA, spamming, farting etc.
(not his time you 'tardz, ours)
(Specifically, our venerable leader and [JA])
Cuz of blah blah blah and blah blah blah
And *paste text here*
Our leader was confined at home for 5 hours extra without companionship (retarded 1)
And missed an Xbox Live match on Halo 3.
[JA] wandered around a bus interchange for half a friggin hour like an idiot
And...well that's bad enough. Not to mention the 5 hours for him too
Sittin at home like a 'tard starin at 'tarded walls
I dunno why..NOt the point anyway.
O well
By order of our leader, assistant leader, [JA] and [Bugs]
J is exiled for a retard week.
That's...what was it again?
I can't remember, type the specifications in the cbox to remind us.
Was it 240 hours on Monday, or only 12 then 800 for Tuesday, without Wednesday...etc
Or..until JP'07!
On JP'07, ALL exiles are pardoned to celebrate!
Same with JA Xmas....
O for ur info
These are the retard holidays
17th June - [JA] Bday Parteh! (or somewhere in June who cares anyway)
14th July - Our leader's Bday
JP!! - Unspecified date
JA Xmas - Somewhere after mid December, can't bother to be specific.
The Xiled next to me is beggin to be PWNED
[Admin]
27.10.07
Gah...
Lol...the holidays are here and I'm already bored...
All teh guys studyin in Malaysia are busy, gd luck with ur exams..
Before the main part of this post, I've got some crap to say.
Firstly, I dun want to go to Irwin's lengths on spamming.
Spamming is fun, I know, and we dun mind it.
But when ur spam doesn't make sense, or it's just to flame someone, it sux
Can y'all pls dun spam so much?
Like if you wanna repeat a word, it's fine. Twice, thrice, ten times, ok.
But not 30 FrIggIn TimEs!!!!
srsly...
Ok and since I'm/We're so bored, there's gonna be a lot of posts..
Keep checking the blog for more stuff
Now for the main part...
This "story" has a reference to real life.
If you realize it, try not to tell to early, let others see the light...
The idea was by Bugs, he helped me with this.
Credz to Chris Metzen for the original story
This is a (screwed up) small part of it.
When the orcs formed the Horde from all the warring clans...
They needed a strong leader, who could hold it together by brute force
Nothing else was needed...
So they chose Blackhand, the strongest of them all, who proved himself earlier.
Clearing the Black Morass was no easy feat, and the orcs recognized this.
But their appointers, Gul'dan and Cho'gall, used him as a puppet leader.
Behind the scenes, they ruled supreme, and Blackhand was their instrument.
Anyway, the point is:
Blackhand was stupid. Very stupid. But he was strong, so he was chosen to rule.
Gul'dan and Cho'gall ruled together as part of the Shadow Council.
Hmm..I wonder what that reminds me of..(Check the clan stats 'tardz for hints)
Especially when in the Shadow Council, two spoke most...
[J0HnA55] [Bugs]
23.10.07
Tenacious D Promo Cont'
Here it be:
(For u 'tardz, scroll down for earlier part)
I hear you brave young Jackie
You are hungry for the spam
But to learn the ancient methods
Practice first the ancient jam
Escape your father's clutches
And this non-spamming neighbourhood
On a journey you must go
To find the land of Spammywood...
In the city of spamming retards
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome clan
To find your spamming fortune
Spam as much as you can
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and spam!!
So Jackie bailed from Johor Bahru
With hunger in his heart
And travelled far and wide
To learn the secrets of his art
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart...
Spaaaaam!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Spaaaaaa-*cough*
Credz...lol
Well, these credz are not for the promo, it's for the blog as a whole
Thanks a lot to notforspammers, for giving ideas
Thanks to Bugs for helping with the bullshit
And also to all the visitors...keep spamming -_-
22.10.07
listen up 'tardz
Ok, ok...
Here we go
First up...
To LeN...
Look, I've posted why your rank dropped in cbox about three times already
If you missed that, it's not entirely your fault.
The post was deleted by incessant spamming.
The guy who did it knows who he is...He's really "bugging" me
Hehe
Anyway...
Due to another rank (With Honors) being created for our wonderful leaders,
We have had to push all of you down one (except those in Platinum)
So you are not the only one, can you stop asking me every time I call you ><
Next, I know y'all can't wait for JP'07
It is coming!
Good Luck to all of you who are sitting for your exams anyway...
After that, our venerable leader may buy an Xbox connector
You see, Jackie has multiple TVs right?
And we have multiple 360s right?
So....
As for the H3 promo, due to unforseen circumstances, it will be postponed...
O yeah, and I got an Xbox 360 ^__^
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!
I can't emphasize it any more
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just be waitin for JP'07
The four player co-op means that Bugs and the exiled cannot hog the Xbox anymore
Be seein' y'all soon
Seriously.
Trust Me.
[J0HnA55]
18.10.07
Another promo...
Warning: The below text should not be taken seriously, unless you are a retard or spammer.
(a parody of Tenacious D)
A really long ass time ago
In a town called J.Bahru
There lived a humble family
Very simple through and through
But hey, there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do
His name was young Jackie and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of spamming bullshit all the time
He wrote a stupid jam and all the planets did align
"Oh, the Warthog's tires were blazing as I stepped outside the base
Saw Bugs got sliced open by J0HnA55's energy blade
'Twas I who took down J0HnA55, with a SMG or two
And if you try to blow me up then I will shoot you too
Gotta start to own in the Halo zone
Gotta blow you up in the Halo zone
Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan
You will all get owned in the Halo zone"
You disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Cuz you spam a lot more
This spamming that you've typed for us
Comes from mental hospitals
Spamming is the retard's work
He wants you to be dumber
You'll become a mindless retard
Alwyn will pull the strings
Your brain will lose direction
And chaos it will bring...
You better watch your posts, you better watch your chat
You're grounded for a week with no Internet
Don't let me see you frown, don't let me hear you fret
You better not spam again or I'll stop all that
Ivan, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne
I need the dumbest retard
Who can teach me how to spam
So that I can fill the cbox
With my monster mamojams
Spam is but a retard's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never spam as long as
I am stuck here with my dad...
To be continued...
14.10.07
[PwnZ0r3D]
Lord MegaDeath is known otherwise as Micheal Tan Wen Long...
To Micheal :
You had it coming, you idiot.
We warned you.
You saw the signs.
Now you shall pay for your crimes against retardity.
*Lord MegaDeath has been bust by the Hammer of Retardity*
*Then he is exiled for a week*
*Too bad we retards dunno how to count..there's Monday, and Monday, and Monday and...*
For those of you who missed the Tenacious D promo, here's the script...
*Chris Metzen spams about the intelligence of Bugs*
JA: Spammer s-hit...whoeva you are..I challenge u to a rockoff!!
Give me one chance to rock your socks off
CM: Fark! Fark! FaaarrK!!! The Blizzard code prevents me from declining a rockoff challenge. What are your terms? What's the ca-a-a-atch...
JA: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Azeroth...And also you will have to pay my BattleNet bill...
CM: But what if I win?
JA: *Calls DumboRtz "Hey you, over here! I've got munchies!''
Then you can take DR back to blizzard..To be your little dumbomatic!
CM: Fine...Let the rock off...BEGIN!!!!
AHAHAHAAAAHAAH!!!!
(Storm, Earth and Fire, Heed my Call!) Wild Music starts to play
CM: I'm the vice prez and I love metal!!!! Check this riff it's farkin tasty!!!!
I'm the vice prez and I do what I want, Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost....
I'm gonna take Reutz back to Blizzard
I'm gonna fill him with Pandaren Ale...
I'll make him squeal like a dying Kobold
JA: NOOOOO!!! C'mon Dumbo, let's fight his music with OUR music!!
DR: Wait, the blog is gettin spammed up by Chris Metzen..Let's take this somewhere else...
CM:....
Chris Metzen blinks to Erica's blog and summons JA and DR
CM: I'm waiting...
DR: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece!
JA: Listen to me
DR: He rocks too hard because he's vice prez of Blizzard
JA: Dammit Reutz! He's gonna make you his dumbomatic, you're gonna gargle Pandaren Ale, unless we type "Whosyourdaddy"..
DR: Dude...We've been through so much s-hit
JA: Deactivated portals with lever sticks...
(Both): Now it's time to blow that Vice Prez down...
CM: AAHHAHAAHA
Chris Metzen blinks to Naomi's blog with them
CM: Gimme your best shot
JA: C'mon Dumbo now it's time to blow doors down
DR: I hear ya J0HnA55 now it's time to blow doors down
JA: Light up the stage cuz it's time for the showdown
DR: We'll bend him over then we'll take him to Kalimdor
(both) Now it's time to blow that vice prez down
DR: He's gonna hex me if we do not blow doors down
JA: C'mon Dumbo cuz it's time to blow doors down!
DR: We'll piledrive him cuz it's time for the smackdown!!
Chris Metzen opens a portal to United Stupidity for the finale..
JA: Hey Warcraft Vice Prez!! Hey BlizzardBoss!!! We know your weakness!! Our rock it sauce!!!
DR: We rock Azeroth! And blow your mind! We will defeat you, for retardkind!!
JA: You have the hammer, we have the cheese! You are the Vice Prez, retards we be!!!
(both) Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be X4
CM: You 'tardz are farkin lame.. C'mon Dumbo, you're comin back to Blizzard with me!!
Taste my hammer, farker!!!
JA: NOOOOO!!! (deflects bolt with guitar)
CM: Ow!! My farkin hammer!! Oh no...
JA: From Azeroth you came, you shall remain, until you are a Paladin again!!
CM: Noooooooo!! I'll get you, United Stupidityyy.......
Lord MegaDeath not only interrupted, he spammed the blogs we entered, disrupting the whole thing and causing confusion...
Anyway.....
[Credits]
Chris Metzen for putting up with our use of his name...(some retard from us anyway)
This was why we edited it with some Warcraft stuff
DR and JA will be obvious anyway...
Thanks also to the hosted blogs...Sorry for the spam anyway..
Finally Bugs, who suggested the whole damn thing, and was responsible for choosing the blogs to spam on..A genius is he!
Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny will be aired on JP'07...Don't miss it
[Admin]
13.10.07
WOOOO|-|OOOO EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!
It's Hammer..wait...Party Time!!!!
Unfortunately, only for teh guys studying in Singapore lol....
Finally started working on Xtreme Hitz v8...
These tracks may be included
[Song/Artist]
The Great Escape/Boys Like Girls
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs/Fall Out Boy
Sugar We're Goin' Down/Fall Out Boy
Into Oblivion/Funeral For A Friend
All Hands On Deck/Funeral For A Friend
Time Of Your Life/Green Day
What I've Done/Linkin Park
Bleed It Out/Linkin Park
Valentine's Day/Linkin Park
Teenagers/My Chemical Romance
Master Exploder/Tenacious D
Your Guardian Angel/Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
If u have any suggestions leave it in teh cbox...
Also, we've trouble deciding if Jackass or Tenacious D is funnier
Jackass is very, very stupid. Trust me.
Anyway...
Thx to thegreat, theholygrave and othrs who spam for us
I dunno why, but it's good ^__^
Oh and the "warnings" sent out against Bugs are kinda funny
Bugs, you retard, I didn't ask you to spam random (or maybe not so random) blogs...
But it's good anyway too...what do you expect, this is a retarded blog
I think....
(I think? I can Think?!!? Wait, doesn't this sound familiar)
[J0HnA55]
8.10.07
Upgradez
Upgraded rank...out of boredom mostly ^_^
Check the Clan Statz again...
Anyway the Platinums are the few at tuition lol + Alwyn (of course)
Jus if ya wanted to know....
Been discussing this a while
[Admin]
6.10.07
wooohooo...it's decided
The moment you’ve all been waiting for…errr….maybe none of you…
Never mind….
We have finally chosen an assistant leader….
None other than…
Soap Lord !!!! AkA Ivan
He’s also now platinum…check the update
Apparently, we forgot that it also applies to those who “risk their life in stupidity”
Ivan actually SAT DOWN in front of my laptop IN FULL VIEW of my MOTHER….
Bravery? Stupidity? You guys decide lol
Another point: (quote from Ivan)
“Dumb shit” (pointing at Bugs)
*waits a while..thinking…. Everyone else is silent*
“All those who talk are dumb shit”
Lolz…. Roflmaol (Rolling on floor laughing my ass off loud)
Shows his decree of intelligence…Sorry, lack of it
Therefore he is now Alwyn’s official assistant..
Good luck Alwyn..
^^'