STOP!!!

yeah...stop.
Stop planning, packing and thinking about JP'07.



....

Cuz that idiot J has "postponed" it to NEXT Saturday.
Dammit..and I was just getting started.

Well too bad, lol.
The story is sumthin like this:
J calls me on Sunday and says, "My party is next Saturday"

WOOHOO!! Right?

Then, after posting the below announcement...
I make a very interesting call. (sumthin like that anyway)

JA: "Hello. Jackie? Has your party been confirmed yet?"

J: "Yeah. Next Saturday"

JA: "You mean this Saturday..."

J: "No...next Saturday"

JA: "But you told me yesterday...next Saturday"

J: "Sunday is already near the new week what..."

JA: "...."

Yeah. I'm still speechless.
This really screws up plans.
Hope all of the usual can make it.

Btw...for u 'tardz out there...
They are: Dumbortz, Bugs, Halodude4eva, Soap Lord, Lord MegaDeath and me.
Duh...pls comfirm if u get on.

This be BIG.

This post be BIG. duh.

First things first. Thx to Bugs, a new rank has been created.
Platinum with Dishonor.
We can't exile a spammin retard cuz spammin is good.
But too much is irritating, so we send them up straight to Platinum. Dishonored tho.

Lolz.
Roflmao.
Ha


Hahaha


HaHAHAhAHAHAHHAhaAhA! duh...

ok, now's what y'all been waitin' for.
JP'07 is HERE!!!!
OOH YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

well...almost here.
Now there's some problems, it's meant to be on the 1st of December.
Yeah, that's this Saturday.
BUT....it's not confirmed, and may be in TWO WEEKS TIME!!!!
AaAaaArrRRrrgGGhH!!!!!!!

Ok but if it is on Saturday, it may or may not last until Monday.
Hope like hell guys...


Now anyway here's some stuff to think about while waiting.


1) J's House.

Noting that J's father is a (multi?) millionaire, his house is friggin nice.
There's a HUGE garden, with bushes, ponds, statues, a hut, sinks(?!) and a water sprinkler. The landscape is enough for a damn good water battle. oh and someone get the balloons. We need 'nadez.

The inside is damn nice too. In fact, there are lots of secrets. Sliding panels, secret doors, even a secret toilet(!?) Well..not that secret anymore.

2)Stuff

Usual..XtReMe HiTz v8 is done, so more headaches for the poor driver >< lolz
Having a Halo 3 huge party, especially if someone can get a 360 LAN cable.
Seriously...Pls SOMEEBODY GET A 360 LAN CABLE!!!
We can play 4 player campaign AND 8 player Multiplayer!!!! w00t!!!

Maybe there's a PS3 or Wii...I dun rly know..
Could go to IOI mall like last time...
And there's a Cybercafe nearby. Lai lai lai DotA DotA!!
lolz.

The stuff around is good enough.
The food rox anyway.
And there's a MUSIC room so we can blast our heads away.

Noting the TV in Jackie's bedroom...no sleep man. Until 7 am or sumthin.


Anyway on a side note, the theme song (duh?) for JP'07 is The Great Escape.
Cuz anyway we "escape from normality to a place with all retardity.
Like a bunch of mental patients from an asylum.
This is gonna be SO much fun.

Oh and we're gonna make some videos on JP.
A promo (Halo)
And a film (parody of Tenacious D)
It's gonna be wild.

So anyway jus keep waitin and hoping ok?

[Ur A55 Be Pwn3d]

[J0HnA55]

Special Offer, w00t

Hey ppl...decided to post an official response here.
Well, I used to sell the albums...
But now, it's different.
Anyway all you guys, this is for continuing to check this out.
And for the 'tardz (duh)
I'm really sick of Bugs stealing my CDs.
Really.

So anyway, all you need is MSN.
If I'm on, or post a time on the blog, I'll send you the album or any song for free!

W00t.

Especially When I'm Gone...It's nice lolz.

Oh and it's the Soap Lord's Bday comin' up on Wednesday, 21 November.
He's only having a small party, since he moved to Austin Heights (near Tebrau City)
O_o that's damn far...he should have celebrated before, but what the heck.
Well anyway from all the 'tardz..Happy Birthday Soapy! May your soap never stop lathering and your sinks never run dry! Wahahahaha! lolz...

XtReMe HiTz Confirmed!

It's done!
XtReMe HiTz has been finalised.













Album art ^__^

This is the track list:
The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls
The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars
Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy
Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
When I'm Gone - Simple Plan
Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Into Oblivion - Funeral For A Friend
Just One - Hoobastank
Breath - Breaking Benjamin
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte
Noots - Sum 41
Valentine's Day - Linkin Park
Way I Are - Timbaland
Jenny - The Click Five
Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy
Time Of Your Life - Green Day

It's Done!
Weeh! Weeh!

[JA]

Hey y'all we need your help...

XtReMe HiTz v8 is set for completion...
However...there are too many songs.
I know, I know.
We do this everytime.
But now we have a blog, here's a poll.

Please post ur answers in the cbox.

1) Timbaland - The Way I Are OR Apologize
2)Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance OR Sugar We're Goin Down
3) Akon - Sorry Blame It On Me OR Don't Matter

Oh and if anyone knows where to download Simple Plan's latest single
"When I'm Gone"
Pls post it too.
The song rocks!!

[JA]

*Update*
Ignore the When I'm Gone part.
I got it.
Woohoo.

Like OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R

Holy Shit
Some of you guys don't know JP'07??
OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R

JP = Jackie's Party
Jackie = J
J = Jackie
duh...

Jackie's Party = JP
2007 = '07
JP'07 = PurE Pwn4g3!!

It's the freakin' best party every year
J's house be freakin' big
J's stuff be freakin' cool
Add a HUGE Plasma TV, Halo 3, XboX 360s, great food, great music, PS3, water battles, Tenacious D, Jackass and a bunch of retards...
See what I mean?

Damn...and it's only in NOvember!!!
AAAAAAARGGH the anticipation is killin me.

You smell like my dick in incubation

Says me to [J0HnA55] at my kopitiam.
Boredom.
Nvm 'bout taht.

We feel like gettin headquarters.
Since it's retard HQ, got lots of retard problems.
Places include my kopitiam, J0Hn's centre and my house spare room.
Anyone got suggestions?

power overwhelming
show me the money
black sheep wall
operation cwal

*Notice*
Bugs has been banned from posting for a week for spam in his OWN post
[JA]

nvm bout him...

can't get the pics yet, they'll come soon.
In about..2 days. Retard days. Ummmm...duuh
We even thought of making a retard intro for the blog.
It's taken from Tribute by Tenacious D, a friggin symphony of dumb noises.
all hail Tenacious D!

That's about all...

Oh yeah, Lord MegaDeath has been banned for a day (retard day)
For blatant insubordination against the game of the highest authority
Halo 3 (duh) All hail Halo 3!!!!
CoD 4 may be fun, but NOTHIN BEATS HALO 3!!!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh and I miss Jackie

[Bugs]

Ok....

Well...
Our recent exile has been welcomed back
(BLACKMAIL!! ARRGGHH!!!!)
You know, he's the J in JP anyway...
Damnit he's got invulnerability here.

So anyway, he has been upgraded to Platinum.
For stupidity that caused injury.
Here we go...

The 'tard was stayin with me at Alwyn's house
We went back to Malaysia, linked up with Bugs to drop him off at Leisure Mall
He needed to go to the bus stop outside
So, y'all know the automatic barriers at the outdoor carpark?
He waited for the car to pass, then crossed.
Me and Bugs stood still...as if we knew what would happen next.
The barrier came down, he swerved left...*Crack*
Next thing we knew, (OW!!!! OW!!!!!)
Came down on his head, the damn barrier was BENT.
We took pics, but Bugs went MIA for the time being.
So it'll be in the next post.
Keep visitin...

[J0HnA55]

This Is An Official Announcement

This is an announcement of the highest order.
It was discussed by the top-ranking 'tardz and agreed upon.
Firstly, through our venerable grace and eternal kindness
We have unexiled LordMegaDeath, and pardoned his sins against retardkind.
But only to EXILE ANOTHA!!

Due to uncompeteable incompetence and outstanding (bad) idiocy
None other than the infamous J!!! has been exiled.
(and not 'cause of Halo)
(Seriously. Trust Us)

For wasting 5 hours of human time
Which could be spent playing Halo 3, DotA, spamming, farting etc.
(not his time you 'tardz, ours)
(Specifically, our venerable leader and [JA])
Cuz of blah blah blah and blah blah blah
And *paste text here*
Our leader was confined at home for 5 hours extra without companionship (retarded 1)
And missed an Xbox Live match on Halo 3.
[JA] wandered around a bus interchange for half a friggin hour like an idiot
And...well that's bad enough. Not to mention the 5 hours for him too
Sittin at home like a 'tard starin at 'tarded walls
I dunno why..NOt the point anyway.

O well

By order of our leader, assistant leader, [JA] and [Bugs]
J is exiled for a retard week.
That's...what was it again?
I can't remember, type the specifications in the cbox to remind us.
Was it 240 hours on Monday, or only 12 then 800 for Tuesday, without Wednesday...etc
Or..until JP'07!
On JP'07, ALL exiles are pardoned to celebrate!
Same with JA Xmas....

O for ur info
These are the retard holidays

17th June - [JA] Bday Parteh! (or somewhere in June who cares anyway)
14th July - Our leader's Bday
JP!! - Unspecified date
JA Xmas - Somewhere after mid December, can't bother to be specific.
The Xiled next to me is beggin to be PWNED

[Admin]

Gah...

Lol...the holidays are here and I'm already bored...
All teh guys studyin in Malaysia are busy, gd luck with ur exams..
Before the main part of this post, I've got some crap to say.

Firstly, I dun want to go to Irwin's lengths on spamming.
Spamming is fun, I know, and we dun mind it.
But when ur spam doesn't make sense, or it's just to flame someone, it sux
Can y'all pls dun spam so much?
Like if you wanna repeat a word, it's fine. Twice, thrice, ten times, ok.
But not 30 FrIggIn TimEs!!!!
srsly...

Ok and since I'm/We're so bored, there's gonna be a lot of posts..
Keep checking the blog for more stuff

Now for the main part...
This "story" has a reference to real life.
If you realize it, try not to tell to early, let others see the light...
The idea was by Bugs, he helped me with this.
Credz to Chris Metzen for the original story
This is a (screwed up) small part of it.

When the orcs formed the Horde from all the warring clans...
They needed a strong leader, who could hold it together by brute force
Nothing else was needed...
So they chose Blackhand, the strongest of them all, who proved himself earlier.
Clearing the Black Morass was no easy feat, and the orcs recognized this.
But their appointers, Gul'dan and Cho'gall, used him as a puppet leader.
Behind the scenes, they ruled supreme, and Blackhand was their instrument.

Anyway, the point is:
Blackhand was stupid. Very stupid. But he was strong, so he was chosen to rule.
Gul'dan and Cho'gall ruled together as part of the Shadow Council.
Hmm..I wonder what that reminds me of..(Check the clan stats 'tardz for hints)
Especially when in the Shadow Council, two spoke most...

[J0HnA55] [Bugs]

Tenacious D Promo Cont'

Here it be:
(For u 'tardz, scroll down for earlier part)

I hear you brave young Jackie
You are hungry for the spam
But to learn the ancient methods
Practice first the ancient jam

Escape your father's clutches
And this non-spamming neighbourhood
On a journey you must go
To find the land of Spammywood...

In the city of spamming retards
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome clan

To find your spamming fortune
Spam as much as you can
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and spam!!


So Jackie bailed from Johor Bahru
With hunger in his heart
And travelled far and wide
To learn the secrets of his art
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart...

Spaaaaam!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Spaaaaaa-*cough*

Credz...lol

Well, these credz are not for the promo, it's for the blog as a whole
Thanks a lot to notforspammers, for giving ideas
Thanks to Bugs for helping with the bullshit
And also to all the visitors...keep spamming -_-

listen up 'tardz

Ok, ok...
Here we go

First up...

To LeN...
Look, I've posted why your rank dropped in cbox about three times already
If you missed that, it's not entirely your fault.
The post was deleted by incessant spamming.
The guy who did it knows who he is...He's really "bugging" me
Hehe

Anyway...
Due to another rank (With Honors) being created for our wonderful leaders,
We have had to push all of you down one (except those in Platinum)
So you are not the only one, can you stop asking me every time I call you ><


Next, I know y'all can't wait for JP'07
It is coming!
Good Luck to all of you who are sitting for your exams anyway...
After that, our venerable leader may buy an Xbox connector
You see, Jackie has multiple TVs right?
And we have multiple 360s right?
So....


As for the H3 promo, due to unforseen circumstances, it will be postponed...

O yeah, and I got an Xbox 360 ^__^
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!
I can't emphasize it any more
Halo 3 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just be waitin for JP'07
The four player co-op means that Bugs and the exiled cannot hog the Xbox anymore

Be seein' y'all soon
Seriously.
Trust Me.

[J0HnA55]

Another promo...

Warning: The below text should not be taken seriously, unless you are a retard or spammer.

(a parody of Tenacious D)

A really long ass time ago
In a town called J.Bahru
There lived a humble family
Very simple through and through

But hey, there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do

His name was young Jackie and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of spamming bullshit all the time
He wrote a stupid jam and all the planets did align

"Oh, the Warthog's tires were blazing as I stepped outside the base
Saw Bugs got sliced open by J0HnA55's energy blade
'Twas I who took down J0HnA55, with a SMG or two
And if you try to blow me up then I will shoot you too

Gotta start to own in the Halo zone
Gotta blow you up in the Halo zone
Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan
You will all get owned in the Halo zone"


You disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Cuz you spam a lot more
This spamming that you've typed for us
Comes from mental hospitals
Spamming is the retard's work
He wants you to be dumber

You'll become a mindless retard
Alwyn will pull the strings
Your brain will lose direction
And chaos it will bring...

You better watch your posts, you better watch your chat
You're grounded for a week with no Internet
Don't let me see you frown, don't let me hear you fret
You better not spam again or I'll stop all that



Ivan, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne

I need the dumbest retard
Who can teach me how to spam
So that I can fill the cbox
With my monster mamojams

Spam is but a retard's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never spam as long as
I am stuck here with my dad...


To be continued...

[PwnZ0r3D]

Lord MegaDeath is known otherwise as Micheal Tan Wen Long...
To Micheal :
You had it coming, you idiot.
We warned you.
You saw the signs.
Now you shall pay for your crimes against retardity.
*Lord MegaDeath has been bust by the Hammer of Retardity*
*Then he is exiled for a week*
*Too bad we retards dunno how to count..there's Monday, and Monday, and Monday and...*

For those of you who missed the Tenacious D promo, here's the script...

*Chris Metzen spams about the intelligence of Bugs*
JA: Spammer s-hit...whoeva you are..I challenge u to a rockoff!!
Give me one chance to rock your socks off
CM: Fark! Fark! FaaarrK!!! The Blizzard code prevents me from declining a rockoff challenge. What are your terms? What's the ca-a-a-atch...
JA: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Azeroth...And also you will have to pay my BattleNet bill...
CM: But what if I win?
JA: *Calls DumboRtz "Hey you, over here! I've got munchies!''
Then you can take DR back to blizzard..To be your little dumbomatic!
CM: Fine...Let the rock off...BEGIN!!!!
AHAHAHAAAAHAAH!!!!
(Storm, Earth and Fire, Heed my Call!) Wild Music starts to play

CM: I'm the vice prez and I love metal!!!! Check this riff it's farkin tasty!!!!
I'm the vice prez and I do what I want, Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost....
I'm gonna take Reutz back to Blizzard
I'm gonna fill him with Pandaren Ale...
I'll make him squeal like a dying Kobold
JA: NOOOOO!!! C'mon Dumbo, let's fight his music with OUR music!!
DR: Wait, the blog is gettin spammed up by Chris Metzen..Let's take this somewhere else...
CM:....

Chris Metzen blinks to Erica's blog and summons JA and DR

CM: I'm waiting...
DR: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece!
JA: Listen to me
DR: He rocks too hard because he's vice prez of Blizzard
JA: Dammit Reutz! He's gonna make you his dumbomatic, you're gonna gargle Pandaren Ale, unless we type "Whosyourdaddy"..
DR: Dude...We've been through so much s-hit
JA: Deactivated portals with lever sticks...
(Both): Now it's time to blow that Vice Prez down...
CM: AAHHAHAAHA

Chris Metzen blinks to Naomi's blog with them

CM: Gimme your best shot
JA: C'mon Dumbo now it's time to blow doors down
DR: I hear ya J0HnA55 now it's time to blow doors down
JA: Light up the stage cuz it's time for the showdown
DR: We'll bend him over then we'll take him to Kalimdor
(both) Now it's time to blow that vice prez down
DR: He's gonna hex me if we do not blow doors down
JA: C'mon Dumbo cuz it's time to blow doors down!
DR: We'll piledrive him cuz it's time for the smackdown!!

Chris Metzen opens a portal to United Stupidity for the finale..

JA: Hey Warcraft Vice Prez!! Hey BlizzardBoss!!! We know your weakness!! Our rock it sauce!!!
DR: We rock Azeroth! And blow your mind! We will defeat you, for retardkind!!
JA: You have the hammer, we have the cheese! You are the Vice Prez, retards we be!!!
(both) Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be Retards we be X4
CM: You 'tardz are farkin lame.. C'mon Dumbo, you're comin back to Blizzard with me!!
Taste my hammer, farker!!!
JA: NOOOOO!!! (deflects bolt with guitar)
CM: Ow!! My farkin hammer!! Oh no...
JA: From Azeroth you came, you shall remain, until you are a Paladin again!!
CM: Noooooooo!! I'll get you, United Stupidityyy.......

Lord MegaDeath not only interrupted, he spammed the blogs we entered, disrupting the whole thing and causing confusion...

Anyway.....
[Credits]

Chris Metzen for putting up with our use of his name...(some retard from us anyway)
This was why we edited it with some Warcraft stuff
DR and JA will be obvious anyway...
Thanks also to the hosted blogs...Sorry for the spam anyway..
Finally Bugs, who suggested the whole damn thing, and was responsible for choosing the blogs to spam on..A genius is he!

Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny will be aired on JP'07...Don't miss it

[Admin]

WOOOO|-|OOOO EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!

It's Hammer..wait...Party Time!!!!
Unfortunately, only for teh guys studying in Singapore lol....

Finally started working on Xtreme Hitz v8...
These tracks may be included
[Song/Artist]
The Great Escape/Boys Like Girls
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs/Fall Out Boy
Sugar We're Goin' Down/Fall Out Boy
Into Oblivion/Funeral For A Friend
All Hands On Deck/Funeral For A Friend
Time Of Your Life/Green Day
What I've Done/Linkin Park
Bleed It Out/Linkin Park
Valentine's Day/Linkin Park
Teenagers/My Chemical Romance
Master Exploder/Tenacious D
Your Guardian Angel/Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

If u have any suggestions leave it in teh cbox...

Also, we've trouble deciding if Jackass or Tenacious D is funnier
Jackass is very, very stupid. Trust me.

Anyway...
Thx to thegreat, theholygrave and othrs who spam for us
I dunno why, but it's good ^__^
Oh and the "warnings" sent out against Bugs are kinda funny
Bugs, you retard, I didn't ask you to spam random (or maybe not so random) blogs...
But it's good anyway too...what do you expect, this is a retarded blog
I think....
(I think? I can Think?!!? Wait, doesn't this sound familiar)

[J0HnA55]

Upgradez

Upgraded rank...out of boredom mostly ^_^
Check the Clan Statz again...
Anyway the Platinums are the few at tuition lol + Alwyn (of course)
Jus if ya wanted to know....
Been discussing this a while

[Admin]

wooohooo...it's decided

The moment you’ve all been waiting for…errr….maybe none of you…

Never mind….

We have finally chosen an assistant leader….

None other than…

Soap Lord !!!! AkA Ivan

He’s also now platinum…check the update

Apparently, we forgot that it also applies to those who “risk their life in stupidity”

Ivan actually SAT DOWN in front of my laptop IN FULL VIEW of my MOTHER….

Bravery? Stupidity? You guys decide lol

Another point: (quote from Ivan)

“Dumb shit” (pointing at Bugs)

*waits a while..thinking…. Everyone else is silent*

“All those who talk are dumb shit”

Lolz…. Roflmaol (Rolling on floor laughing my ass off loud)

Shows his decree of intelligence…Sorry, lack of it

Therefore he is now Alwyn’s official assistant..

Good luck Alwyn..ur water bill’s gonna get real high…

^^'

So it begins....

Exams are starting lol... ARRGH!!!

But dun forget about JP 'o7!
Jackie has already bought Halo 3...
Damn, while most of us are so busy studying, he's blowing Brutes up.

Nvm 'bout that...
So anyway....

Fabian and his frens at EC produced some bullshit clip about them singing a song.
It's damn funny, mixed chinese and english lyrics
Go see their blog
http://www.notforspammers.blogspot.com/
Anyway check out the other links if ur bored..

[J0HnA55]

Hunting Season Extended

Lolz..Now we have a new hunted species
Data: Homo Sapiens/Homo Moneystealus AKA Zhen
Reutens is after him...Check the chatbox
To Zhen, if ur reading this....
Pay back Reutens his $10 or...
RUN FOR YOUR FRIGGIN LIFE!!!!!
hehe ^_^

[J0HnA55]

[JP '07]

here's teh new JP logo

made in 5 min

[J0HnA55]

P.S All earlier posts are by me...

Wonder where everyone is...

omgomgzomg...exams comin'....AARGH!

exams are coming...damn shit
look on the bright side, we have like 2 months of slack
and 1 month to JP '07
and Halo 3 is out
and new LAN centre outside J's house
and...nvm

Hunting Season is open....

Halo 3 has been released!
The gameplay is like omfg good...the graphics, sound, every damned thing!!!
I'll be postin' Halo 3 Footage/pics soon.
Anywayz...

Turns out that our wonderful leader has attended all the Halo 3 events...
Ok, but he got LOADS of freebies, that's FRIGGIN loads of freebies
And he forgot to take some for us -_-
I'm not the kind of guy to keep grudges, but I dunno 'bout u retardz out there
So, for the next week or so, hunting season is open!!! And there's only one target...
Hehehe... *cue spastically evil laugh*

Dizzler

The Music Player is up...
Thx to Bugs (he's also at notforspammers.blogspot)
Added some songs, post if you got any music/video/game suggestions
Btw Tenacious D Music!!!

Kingdom Of Loathing

for all ya bored people, go www.kingdomofloathing.com
Dumbest ORPG I've played, and it's quite different from the other stuff.
Trust me. Sign up. Or else...hehehe

OMGWTFBBQ

Teh Halo 3 LaunchFest Tomorrow!!!

AAARGGH!!!
ALWYN IS GOING!!! THE FRIGGIN' H4XX()R!!!

AAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!!

[Rants and Raves]

*panting* ok... done with that...

Here's some stuff u don't wanna miss...

Mauler
Ammo: Five Rounds

Damage : High

Accuracy: Low

Range: Short

Size: 1H Dual Wieldable

A dual-wieldable Brute shotgun, this is less powerful
compared to the UNSC variant, however weapons like

this that come in pairs are sure to kick serious ass.

Spiker

Ammo: Forty Rounds
Damage: Medium

Accuracy: Medium
Range: Short-Medium
Size: 1H Dual Wieldable

This Brute pistol fires red - hot spikes, and comes with

two blades for close - up action. Sweet.

Gravity Hammer
Ammo: ???
Damage: High
Accuracy: Low

Range: Melee
Size: 2H
This is one badass weapon. Similar to Tartarus' Fist of Rukh, this can generate shockwaves when hit into the ground. Among its many uses, it can lunge, deflect grenades AND rockets, smash incoming vehicles out of

your way, etc...

Trip Mine
This little thing packs more punch than a rocket AND a grenade... Plant it on the ground? Plant it in a vehicle? Throw it at your enemies? The end result is the same.
Trip Mine + Enemy = BooM = Splat

Chat

Finally, the damned Chat is working...
Spam ur shit there if u want, Retards...
Have fun lolz

Welcome...Duh

Lolz...Welcome to United Stupidity
As this blog was made in two days, there's not much stuff here...
Still working on the chat system, please be patient.
I'll be posting all the latest Retard News and programs here, as well as gaming, music shit etc.
Can you suggest some stuff for this blog? It'll be better that way
[J0HnA55]