And so it ends...or does it?

It went better than expected.
This JP, I didn't really play much 360. But who gives a shit?
There was plenty of other stuff to do.
We did a few retarded covers, 21 Guns, Love Drunk and so on.
Then we went cycling around the neighbourhood (jackie has 6 bicycles)
And a little something extra. Dumbortz led the way of course...
You probably remember what he did with the car.
So Robin (J's bro) has a bike. No, not the manually powered kind.
Soap was just nuts. But he's a freakin natural.
I found a discarded white pipe (wire casing?). Made a good lance.
Of course, I was on a bicycle jousting a freakin BIKE. =p
Then we finally got the 8 player LAN for the 360s. 7 actually. Who cares?
Halodude certainly lived up to his name....
His individual score in one match was higher than the enemy team score.
But I'm glad to say that me and Megadeath are about tied for second XD
Other games too..Modern Warfare 2, L4D 2, Brutal Legend..
As usual, Bugs was stuck to the com playing DotA.
I like DotA. But during JP? Man, we got better shit to do.
And then we screwed around the golf course (Soap ran around with the flag)
Took a shitload of videos and photos. I'll post 'em if I can.
Dinner was great. Sort of nasi lemak buffet.
Then Halo until about midnight...then...
Water battle was subdued at first, cuz there were so many lazy fags..
But most joined in. New party event - Hide And Seek!! Lame? I think not.
Put it this way. At night, Jackie's garden is a veritable jungle.
Instead of fighting us head on, the 'tards on the other team hid. Well.
Me, MegaDeath, Street2fifa and Soap roamed the area searching.
J was found the most often. But he sure can remain still.
The idiot crouched in a corner near the table, smiling, for like 5 minutes.
We saw him. He just crouched there and smiled. You know what happens next.
But he had this fiendish place (in between the hut and the pond)
Almost impossible to see.
Bugs and Jon were great. They hid behind the bushes at the wall.
We thought they went in and didn't realize it for like twenty minutes.
Jon is definitely the greatest. He fucking hid under the car.
And since it's got a low undercarriage...
This time, we actually slept late - most of us, anyway.
Late? 6 am. However, three fags slept early.
Therefore, Halodude, Street2fifa and Soap LOrd are exiled for a week =D
Next day, pretty much the same stuff. But still awesome.

I've decided to add a new segment - RETARD AWARDS!
These are special medals for random stuff. 3 tiers - gold, silver, bronze.

The "Munchykin" award.
Goes to retards who contribute greatly to our munchies =D
Gold - Dumbortz. He made a masterpiece out of Maggi Mee and eggs.
Silver - J0HnA55. I invented Retard Juice, remember the cinnamon? =p
Bronze - Bugs. For eating half my lunch once. After he ate his.

The "Gametard" award.
For those who just kick ass at games.
Gold - Halodude. In the words of Jon - Fuck off man! Give us a chance!
Silver - J0Hna55. Nope, I haven't rigged this. I haven't played for ages.
Bronze - Street2Fifa. He made a damn big improvement. Miss old times XD

The "Jackassery" award.
The title says it all.
Gold - Soap Lord. We try to be retarded. He doesn't need to try.
Silver - Jon. Maybe the fact he was drunk helps here, Mr Flasher.
Bronze - Jackie. Plus all that gay shit, you got a winner.

I can't think of any more awards at the moment.
Please leave suggestions in the chatbox.
And check out "Cold Blooded Christmas" on Youtube by Jon LaJoie.
Me and MegaDeath were having a laughing fit not even halfway.

A few promotions.
Martin's up to Platinum for sticking around.
That's an achievement. Seriously.
All those who came to JP09 are now Platinum with Honors/Dishonor
Cuz every single one was freakin retarded XD

JP'09 was a blast.
But the day flashed by and now, we're about to face another year.
Sometimes, I find it a bit of an anticlimax.
Yeah, its awesome. Something to look forward to.
Then it's over. And we wait another 365 (or less) days for the next.
Face another year of shit, exams, the works.
It almost seems too short.
Maybe we've all been looking at this the wrong way.
JP is great. Nice house, food, entertainment, everything.
But the real point, is something much simpler.
It's us.
Before, I've always wondered, how long is this gonna last?
Every year, it gets harder to plan.
People change, move away.
And we're only in secondary school (well, it's not 2010 yet)
But what happens when we go to college? (in a few weeks for me)
And university? People migrate, study overseas, go on holiday...
It's nearly impossible to get everyone down for that one special day.
And then we have to deal with limits, of course.
That's kinda obvious, and we're lucky J's dad is so nice to us.
So struggling through the whole year for one and a half days of fun?
(I'm kinda ignoring the other stuff for purposes of the post XD)
I think we've missed the point all along.
Let's try and find other venues, other pursuits.
There are loads of great stuff to do out there. We haven't tried.
JP was never about the games, food, movies, music we all love.
It's about the group of us that have stuck together all this while.
It's not the tenth anniversary of one party.
It's the tenth anniversary of our friendship.
Let's enjoy JP while it lasts.
And find new stuff along the way, events where more people can come.
Cuz you guys are fucking awesome. All of you.
Now gtfo before I change my mind =p

oh and Happy New Year.
Think of the good stuff, not the bad.
Hope [US] lasts forever.

Sincerely (for once, that's a surprise XD)
[J0HnA55]

Merry Christmas Y'all

yeah. one helluva christmas, eh?

I started the festivities on Christmas Eve, about 2pm.
Ended on Christmas Day at 10pm.
That's 20 hours of non-stop partying. Hell yeah.
It was really mad.
First up, I went to Soap's house with Jon...
It was a really short notice thing. Got the invite a day before.
And there were like 20 or so of his relatives...so space was limited.
But yeah, the people were busy, watching TV, playing mahjong, eating buffet..
There were some church christmas carollers and fireworks...
Holy freakin' shit...the fireworks....
It seemed like half a million ringgit worth of fireworks...
And they did it twice...Spec-fuckin'-tacular!
So all in all, it was a pretty formal family reunion.
But for us...it was WILD.
Well, pretty normal actually. At first.
Three of us, played some L4D2, went on Facebook, listened to music.
Then they brought out the wine. And the beer.
So you can pretty much guess the results.
Around 11pm, Jon was walking around the garden singing loudly.
Then he went to Soap's room and sang even louder.
Shortly after midnight, we went to the park.
Jon and I sat on opposite sides of the see-saw, Ivan in the middle.
We were passing drinks around while tryin not to fall..
At about 2am, we went in to shower and change.
Jon was really drunk. His face was red and all.
He started flashing every now and then while shouting like a 'tard.
Then we started prank calling people for the heck of it.
Finally, we nearly fell asleep playing the Guy Game.
Gotta get that for JP =p

Then it was off to JJ's party.
Mostly SSU people, only Jon, me, and Soap from SSV.
Not that it matters. Great party.
Guitar Hero, basketball, swimming.
They pushed a couple of people into the pool XD
besides, I just realised that there are plenty of potential recruits.
From SSU of course, everyone from SSV is here..
Well, almost everyone.
Anyway, this might solve the lack of female members...
Then maybe y'all can stop complaining about it to me. Go forth and invite.

oh, and some great videos.
This guy, Jon LaJoie, his songs are really cool. Dumb, but cool.
Just see these two on Youtube
WTF Collective
Guns Don't Kill People

I gotta go.
Planning for JP and the reunion is killin me

[J0HnA55]

100th post!! milestone? not really

edit - 88th post only. I had a shitload of drafts -_-
oh well its the thought that counts

Let me shake my own hand...or maybe Fab's...
actually, all of yours.
Give all of yourselves a figurative round of applause. and cheering.
Or you can do it if you want...
I'm not responsible for your family's/neighbour's reactions =p
but seriously. I'd have stopped posting long ago if no one reads them.
thanks to your support, [US] has continued to exist.
many of the other blogs under "other links" have shut down..no one goes there
even Brothers Breakers, The Black Rabbits, and many single-person blogs.
So we're one of the "survivors".
I probably forgot to mention it, but the 2nd anniversary was in September.
Not that anything happened, but still, its an achievement.
It's great to be "alive" =D

First up, quite a few of you should know this guy "Kian Heng"
if you're familiar with him and his exploits....
and that is not necessarily a good thing...
you would know that they make him a bit unpopular, to say the least.
Sure, a lot of people (including me sometimes) aren't that nice to him.
some worse than others...but there are reasons, a LOT of them.
and you guys who know him would know that too.
however, he still tries to be nice...so it redeems him somewhat.

In any case, here's a message to Kian Heng from some guy in my class.
I don't really get along with him well, but the message is SPECTACULAR.
It may be EXTREMELY abrasive, insulting, asshole to the core...
But its certainly worthy of recognition. the effort it took to write.
You wanna see the ultimate hate, flame, troll message EVER? (well to me)
Here it is, people.

" @ Kian Heng..

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.... See More

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good."

generally not good. fucking epic eh?
it must have taken ages to write this. unless it was stolen from somewhere.
but still? it certainly gives me loads of ideas...
makes a change from standard vulgarity XD

for the heck of it, go here http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html
I am now proficient in swearing in 8 languages =p
wonder if that's a legitimate achievement...maybe I'll add an award

and I'm bored...
cya around

[J0HnA55]