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I don't know what I just said...
But I know I just said it. - Bugs

Genius.

Anyway...movies on your mind, anyone?
I saw some..(and want to see more too =D)

First up, Quantum Of Solace.
All thos who understood the plot say "Aye".



(silence)


Aha. I thought so. The action, special effects are nice. But the plot...wtf?
I didn't understand a shit (neither did Bugs, and we don't think its cuz of 'tardity)
Ah well.

Madagascar 2 was freakin funny. Seriously.

There was this part where they had no water, so they decided to sacrifice someone...
by throwing him into the volcano. Then the leader said:

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses"

Probably the accent too (King Julien the Lemur...the one that likes to move it)
But anyway Megadeath said it fits for JP.
Maybe when it comes...let's speculate later. Just. In. Case.

And there was a random trailer...
where someone said, "You have no brain"
then the reply was, "Turns out you don't need one"

Fitting.

Twilight is coming out soon. Based on a great book series.


About JP, this is the first time in history we had a waiting list. (well not really)
Ppl are just more obvious about trying to get there.
And J seems to be reducing the numbers of the chosen.

ARISE, FELLOW 'TARDS!
REVOLT! REBEL! RIOT!
ONE FOR ONE AND ALL FOR ALL, Y'ALL! (leeched)

Or maybe we could discuss it nicely with him.
You decide.

[J0HnA55]

It's that time of year again...

When stupidity REIGNS!!!
Happy Holidays y'all!

(hope you saw Street2Fifa's greetings)

Well...whatever we've had on: PMR, camps, re-exams (yeah me only i know)
We still get at least a month and a half. Not baad. Not bad at all.
How not to be bored:

1)GAMES

HOlY Shit. Look at those games.
- Red Alert 3
- Gears of War 2
- Fable 2
- Spore
- And it goes on and on and on (just to name a few)

lots of titles out. play. go forth and PLAY. dammit.

2)MUSIC
oh yeaaah.
wait. see the bottom of this post for more information.

3)RETARDITY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
send us photos and videos of your retardity.
We WILL promote you (unless you're platinum already)
(but send em' in anyway)

kk anyway, a short distraction... (creds to Geetha for this - see Blogz)
(I edited some of the answers. original at the abovementioned)

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*Template:Dear (whoever):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).___12___,(Your name)

-1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - You have 48 hours left to live
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm joining the monastery
Black - My ass hurts
Green - Our horoscopes don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - The Russians are coming
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit
April - When you put cuffs on me
May - When I got lost
June - When I tripped on sesame seeds
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When September ended
October - When we skinny dipped
November - When your dog got rabies
December - When my car blew up

3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - In your teepee
Pizza - On your bed
Pasta - At the mental hospital
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate munchies
Chicken - In Bat Country
Kebabs - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the graduation party
Lasagna - Across the border
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Fall head over heels onto
Barefoot- Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White - Your father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Black - My fart balloon
Brown - A disabled llama
Purple - My mustard bottle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My nightstand collection
Pink - The Black Rabbits' goalkeeper
None - The Statue of Liberty
Other - The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Cartoons - Spastic
Anime - Weird
Music Videos - Hungry
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Drunk
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How enthusiastic I've felt
Sad - How boring this is
Bored - That Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That the kettle is boiling over
Excited - That something is out there
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That Sasquatches can fly
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That we are the shadows and cannot be seen
Other - That High School Musical sucks

8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow - Your love letters
White - Your common sense
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your virginity
Grey - Our matching underwear
Purple - Your old parking coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories

9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your photo album
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My peanut shells
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your jackass collection
M/N - Your dog's spleen
O/P - Bob Marley
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your used tissue
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - The strawberry river
Y/Z - Half of the table

10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - Your new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand - This message will self-destruct in 10..9..8..
USA - Salutations from the Motherland
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - Unwilling to write this
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Boo-hoo now
France - In pain
Malaysia - Your a55 be pwn3d
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Examples

Dear Bugs: I don't really know how to tell you this, but my ass hurts. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your intials into a disabled llama. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Sasquatches can fly. I'm returning your common sense to you, but I'll keep your dog's spleen as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your new life as a clone. Your a55 be pwn3d, J0HnA55.

Dear J0HnA55: I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I got lost in women's clothing...(you get the idea)

Anyway
IT's That Time Of Year...
WHEN JP IS COMING!!!!
Somewhere in December 1st to 10th..
no other info.
sorry lol..

J0HnA55

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS