One Year Of Retardity

Well..today is a historic day for us.

This is the first anniversary of United Stupidity.
One year ago on this day, (Halodude's sister's bday)
We formed this group.

Now, from a handful of people...
We have over 30 members.
We had successful events and produced successful things.
JP'07.
Party Boy.
These are just two examples of our accomplishments.

Lasting this long wasn't just luck.
The enthusiasm displayed by our members has not died out yet.
Thanks to that, we continue.
And this blog is still up and running..well.
Also to the guests, who help keep the cbox alive.
And to all of you, for continuing to pwn ass.


Anyway,

THE CAMP IS CANCELLED.
wtf.
can't help it.
I decided to cancel, cause the guest list was reduced to THREE FREAKIN PPL.
You all know, that first, those "unknown" ppl were left out.
Then, people were ticked off one by one.
Now, Bugs has to go off to KL.
I doubt J would want to attend, after my mum cancelled TWO MORE PEOPLE.
Now, there is left Halodude, Martin and me.
Not much of a camp.
Seriously sorry for the failure of this event.
We'll have to find a new location.
Or change our entire plan.
Hopefully, something good will come our way soon.

Good news?
Me, Street2Fifa, Martin, Argo, Zul and Xie Hang are at Halodude's house.
Most of us are stayin over.
Presenting...(tomorrow la)

GAN PUA LE EH CH33 BY3 LIVE!!!!
Martin - Guitar
Me - Vocals
Street2Fifa - Bridge

Its stupid.
More stuff comin up soon.

[J0HnA55]

7 Hours Left To...

But first, let me distract you from the strange title...

WAHOOOOOOOO!!!! EXAMS ARE OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!
yeah. holidays begun for us ppl studying in Singapore lol.
Good luck to the ppz havin their exams soon/now.
May the 'tard be with you.

anyway, first things first.

HAPPY BDAY DUMBORTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well sry dude, I know it's kinda late to post this.
But I had exams so...
-_-''

too bad ya didn't have a big party this year.

I was really bored last night so...I made music videos!
Inspired by Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness", I made two videos.
One featured the movie Hitman, the other the video for Linkin Park's PTS OF ATHRTY.
Kinda amateurish..but not bad for a first try, say the ppl who saw it.
So I be loading it here, or on YouTube. Keep checking...

Now, if you're wondering what is happening in 7 hours...
Which is tomorrow btw...
Tomorrow is a special day.
Those well versed in Retard Lore should know. The answer may be here on the blog.
Anyway...it's gonna be BIG. Sry I can't reveal it yet.
The post should come out later tomorrow afternoon or evening...
That may give you a hint of what's happening.

How do you keep a retard in suspense?




...I'll tell you tomorrow.

[J0HnA55]

Exams delayed the posts. Sorry all.

Well, the heading says it all yo.
lol.

I'm back. So are the others. Got a few announcements to make.

Camp is ON. (MOST LIKELY)
However, attendance is horribly limited....
Really bad. Lots of people cut off
Especially ANYONE WHO MY MUM DOESN'T KNOW!!!! WTF!!!! thx a lot.
So I'm damn sorry to all you guys, have to wait for JP. Can't do anything about it.
I tried...Failed. MY 360 nearly disappeared. Put up a good argument for y'all tho.

Seriously..I wonder why my mum did that. Most cruel move I've seen for years.
She says that next year you all can though. If this year goes well.
Kinda sad that my mum recieves a lot of law work from this particular person instead.
Or else it could have gone better. Well the work is more important anyway.
Haiz...

The sad part. From the Malaysia side, only Dumbortz, Bugs, J and Halodude are allowed
I know this cuts the list even deeper. Spent an hour trying to undo this move.
Of course...had no chance. Can't cancel the whole camp cuz of this. Sorry again.
Especially to those who waited eagerly. Wait a bit more for JP, all can attend then.
Its J's house anyway, his parents don't lose anything if it gets messed up.



Anyway forget all that stuff for now. Lets go on to the good stuff.

We are proud to announce a new section!

Presenting....


RETARD RADIO!!!!
This new segment, done by Ichabot, Martin and me, is dumb. Real dumb.
It features a series of sound clips recorded by us. Stupid clips of course.
Added in with music and special effects....
Produced weekly/fortnightly, a drawback - no production during holidays.
Unless of course, we collaborate on MSN. Which is possible. But harder.

And to top it off, we're GONNA FORM A BAND!!!!
This will be damn hard to pull off.
But there are some plus sides!

Martin has an acoustic guitar, electric guitar, amplifier AND effects (with pedal)
Ichabot has electric guitar and amp too (unfortunately, its in Indonesia)
Dumbortz has a retardedly high grade in piano (so he can play keyboard/synthesizer)

But...

How the hell do we meet up? (members from three different countries)
The only drum set is with J. And he's away all the time. Lives in Kulai. ><
Vocals gonna be..interesting.

Candidates for vocals:

Bugs
Jono
Me

well..bugs is ok.
Jono is in New Zealand. That's definitely out.
Me? I can only do lower tones. High is out for me. And my singing is soft.
Besides, I wanna be drummer ^^

Anyone here can be vocals? Pls tell.
We also need a drum set, synthesizer/keyboard and bass.
Obviously we could use a piano, but which guy is gonna bring his?
We also need a studio for the amps to work. Not many ppl with compatible plugs.
But as for the look of it, it's pretty much ok. See for yourself.

Disclaimer: I Cannot Play The Guitar (Well). That was my 4th time for Acoustic.
Even better, 1st time with Electric Guitar.





















































Actually this may have been a bad idea.
All those people wondering, "WHO THE HELL IS J0HNA55!!!!"
Have now a 50% higher chance of recognizing me.
After all, there are only two of us. LOL.
Took it at Martin's house. One is Ichabot. The other...well...

The sign was taken at a toilet.
I found it...

Interesting.

LOL
[J0HnA55]