Happy Un-New Year. Umm..did I get that right?

Ya notice, we could celebrate Happy Un-New Year 364 times a year.
Lol...
Duh.

Well anyway, my laptop's back in action. (Posting done on Twit's com)
Me and Bugs created a line for twit.

Tenacious D
Kage: They call me KG Solo Man 5000.
Retards
Kevin Tan: They call me KT Swearing Twit 5000.
Fits, doesn't it?

I read somewhere that they were going to make Halo for the DS, but it was cancelled.
Dammit. Even tho I dun have a DS.
http://ds.ign.com/objects/874/874110.html
look at that.

Man, the year passed so damn fast.
It seems like yesterday when I was running around in Jackie's garden screaming in the heavy rain. *sigh*
Btw, official retard holiday is on Hanna's birthday (our leader's sister)
Cuz that was when me and Halodude4eva (aka pr0zkilla) made United Stupidity.
Which reminds me, we should have more members. Better call him soon.

Bugs: There are only 25 letters of the alphabet on Christmas day.

JA: Why?

Bugs: Noel. (No L)

Also, I'm revamping the retard story to a Halo Covenant style.
Make things a bit more interesting.
Well anyway Happy New Year y'all!!!
Enjoy the last...25 hours and 15 minutes of your holiday...
Umm...shit. *gloom*

Only a week left...crap

The holidays sure passed too fast.
They should give us a 6 month break lol.
Well I went swimming today at Street2Fifa's house.
We got some really badass ideas, like electric dynamite. What's the name of your ban-
Oops...extended quote.
Look at this.













that's the stairs up to the water slide.
They're flooding.
....
thEY'Re FloOdINg!!!
We didn't do anything...
Seriously.
...
Ok, ok.
We blocked the waterflow.

Now, there were supposed to be some comic strips here.
But....nvm.
Oh and Street2fifa is exiled for a retard MONTH.
That beats all the records.
Was kinda my fault, I didn't log out.
But he claimed to have demoted everyone to Bronze and himself to Platinum.
Whether its true, he changed some ranks (his, his sister and mine)
And impersonated ppl in the cbox, spammed WORSE THAN BUGS
When he is released, he will be platinum with dishonor.
But...a retard month is what? 69 days? 234 days? 1/2 a decade?
hehehe

[J0HnA55]

Merry Christmas!!!

Yeah, Merry Christmas y'all
w00t...street2fifa stayed over at my house... Halo 3 Christmas ^__^

well anyway, yesterday, we were at Holiday Plaza
Bought ice cream from McDonalds.
When we sat down, Street2Fifa noticed his cone was leaking.
So he said...
(pointing at waitress)

S2F:That farker do my cone a hole sia!

wow...he gets smarter by the day...

Now, for some really exciting news...

We are planning USP 08! (UnitedStupidity Party)
It will be held in Singapore, during June/December holidays.
My mum's friend's house. Which incidentally, is bigger than J's.
The catch?

Up to 10 ppl, up to 1 week!! But...
We have to do everything by ourselves.
There will be NO ONE there (maybe a maid but that's all)
...sounds fun?
Note: the house is bigger than J too!

However, there's a slight problem...
My mum has insisted that since she is her friend, she will control the guest list.
And it is unfortunately short. Cut down to about 5 only.
Well, we have a year to argue and reason anyway, so....
Try not to get the full 10...too crowded.
Anyone can attend. Seriously. (I think)

Well anyway Merry Christmas everyone.
Duh.

Thx for coming y'all

If you saw the link at the Science Centre, then well just look around lol... Wanna join? Post in the chatbox. Anyway... Me and Street2Fifa are at the Singapore spammed all over the place...posting pics later... lots of nice stuff...Bugs you won't know the new stuff...duh... You can sms stuff and display, we spammed there... You can write using digital pen, we spammed there... I'm typing this at the cybercafe there (free ^__^) we set all to this page... Wahahahahaha!!! Street2Fifa: This place sux man! I need to go and play DotA! aw shaddup man...no one asked you... Anyway if we're gonna produce a video, we can use this place as the R&R Musuem.. (without the guitars...duh) We also did the Tribute booth thing, surprised some ppl... (the mad part at the end) Nobody dragged us away tho...no old lady around either So we're goin off to do more bullshit..cya all [J0HnA55]

What did you expect here, a good post name?

Well, more dumb shit here.

Me, Bugs and Dumbortz started swimming at Tiara Club, its 10 lessons for RM220.
No fixed time, no fixed day.
If anyone wants to join in the swimming (and crap talkin...)

Ok anyway, while we were on the way, Dumbortz was asking me about LAN cables.
He mentioned the one we used to play DotA at JP07.
(I think it was MegaDeath's..was a 360 LAN cable I think..compatible anyway)
Anyway, he went on for a minute.
I nodded, asked questions, and talked crap.
Then...

Dumbortz: So can you answer my question?

JA:......

Dumbortz: Oi!

JA: Huh? What?

Dumbortz: Can you answer my question?

JA:....Nope

Bugs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*

Then at the centre, Dumbortz asked me something.
I said thanks. Duuuh.
Could promote myself, but With Honors is reserved for Halodude and Soap Lord.

Oh and we played Oddball...with goggles. Don't ask.
Lasted 10 seconds...Bugs got a cramp, and spent his time watching girls. Fag.

[J0HnA55]

Stuffz

Hey y'all
We have two new members:

Mahaesh - Chocolate Burger - Bronze

And the first girl ever in United Stupidity...
Street2fifa's sister:

Emily - Silver
Since she's the first girl, we added her to Silver straight away
Cuz she's proven her stupidity,
And can beat the shit outta Street2fifa ^__^
Oh and Street2Fifa may be renamed - Stwit2fifa

*Note by Bugs*
Now we have both genders, we can move on to our goal of world domination!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

umm....yeah.
Right.

Anyway...
The other pics of JP07 are missing
So...hehe

The Pics

Enjoy

[/\]()()7...

The next guy didn't ask me not to read this....
That is to say, he asked me not to read this...
Or was it to not to read?
Never mind...

Damn. JP is over.
Let us swear when we realize we have about 1 year to wait to JP 08

Ahh...that's better.

well...things sure didn't go as planned lol...

before the long-ass story (not a long time ago, and in Kulai, not Kickapoo)
we've promoted Elson to Silver! Why?
I dunno either...

And dumbortz's bro is joining.

Ok... back

I nearly couldn't attend JP07, same with dumbortz.
Halodude missed it...feel sorry for him.

Anyway, without him, we couldn't produce the video/movie.
Somehow, we didn't go to a LAN centre either.
But it rocked anyway.

The journey was weird...we took my dad's car instead of Uncle Tai's.
So no blastin music.
But Bugs' phone, dumbortz's phone and my discman were all at top volume.
So it was really, really weird.
Anyway we rushed in, and watched Tenacious D.
Uncle Tai came back suddenly...in the middle of Classico.
Shit. I hauled ass with MegaDeath and Elson upstairs.
The rest pretended nothing was wrong.
Man...close.

So we played Halo 3 and Warcraft all the way....
I was kinda owninG....ok...maybe not.
Of course, when we played all swords, I owned.
But otherwise, I'm weak at mid-range.
The rest were ok..only challenge at swords was Bugs.
But when it came to big maps...ouch.
It was like...

JA: JACKEH!!!! KILL THE FAG!!!
J: Hahahahahaahahaha
*JA fights with S0aP L0rD and Elson. JA wins*
SL: Kill J0HnA55 dammit!!!
*J kills J0HnA55, then kills S0aP and Elson while they were fighting*
*J0Hn respawns and kills S0aP and Elson*
SL: Aiyah..not fun lah. Kill the bloody J0HnA55
*All three gang J0HnA55*
*J kills the other two*
JA: JACKEH!!!! KILL THE FAG!!!
J: Hahahahahaahahaha
*J killsteals JA, then kills him*

etc, etc, etc.
well I'm gonna make Halo 3 ranks already.

the food was nice as always.
J has a FRIGGIN HUGE collection of munchies...from chocolates to chips.
All stashed in two cupboards UNDER the sofa.
Like wtf. But we helped him with them.

We succeeded with supper! We made our own lolz...it was pwnage.
Our own recipe for noodles and a drink.
Dun bother readin this part if you ain't hungry. (below for 1 person. duh)

Noodles
-------
1 pack of Indomie noodles.
Boiling water.
Egg (optional)

Either -
1) Boil on stove for 3 minutes. 1st minute add the egg.
2) Place in boiling water, cover.(without egg)

Then, drain water and add seasoning.

MilkMiloMochaBlah
-----------------
Ingredients are screwed up.
Basically, pour milo powder with a bit of coffee powder.
Then pour only a bit of hot water, and stir.
Use milk for water instead.
Ingredients can be changed.
Includes condensed milk, honey, Hershey's chocolate syrup, cinnamon etc
It tastes damn good with cinnamon, but don't overdo it or...bleagh


Done with that.

Anyways we slept early. Dumbortz fell asleep at about 5.00
J and him went upstairs at 5.30
S0aP L0rD slept at 5.45
Only me, Bugs and MegaDeath stayed up until 6.30.
Was supposed to sleep at 7.30 lol.

The water battle in the afternoon was AWESOME.
Me, MegaDeath and Elson were fillin up the water balloons when it started to rain.
Heavily.
Well...we got wet.
And we....did nothing!
It was a bit cold, but felt really good.
There was someone burning rubbish, so we all ran out in the rain...and tried to put it out. Duh.

Somehow, between the rain and the hose, it kept burning.
Don't even ask.

Anyway we were all drenched, so we decided to start anyway.
Played slayer first, teams could revive dead guys...you know, tap them.
The catch was, the extra guy was kinda like a neutral creep. Very hostile creep.
It was Bugs, and the fag kept double crossing us.
I mean triple crossing.
Err...quadra-crossing.
Never mind.

And he had the best weapon. The team to kill him gets his services.
So he'd tell us to ambush the others, then run up to them and get killed.
Then he'll lead them to us.
Then he'll shoot them. (Team Kill)
Lolz...

The garden resembled a swamp by then. Bugs and J did the Tenacious D power slide ^__^
Looked cool lol. They were wearing long pants.
I tried in shorts.
Ouch....><
Well...I'm a 'tard remember? Not Platinum for nothin...

J had a nice drum set too.

ok...now for the dumb part. The stupid things said/done by us.

3)On the way to J's house. (phone with Soap Lord)

JA: Hello? Where are you now?

SL: At J's house.

JA: Wahlau...so fast.

JA: Who is there?

SL: Ivan.

JA:.....

2)After the party, at Dumbortz's house

DR:Eh...

JA:What?

DR: Why you didn't wake me up earlier?

JA:.....

DR: Oh yeah...I woke up first.

1)Talking about Alwyn's mum's friend.
I mentioned that he was at their house often.

J: I remember that guy

JA: Yeah, he was there when we stayed over.

J: Eh...but...

JA: What?

J:....How did he get in?

Man...we couldn't stop laughin. Me and Dumbortz fell down.
But this one really owns
*When we calmed down*

J: But seriously.

JA: What?

J: Like...how did he get in? I didn't hear the doorbell....

Bugs and MegaDeath stared as we collapsed out of the doorway, laughin our asses off.
Took us a while to explain that he was there before we came.

O well...

New Game Mode!

Y'all know I was at Alwyn's house right?
Me and Street2Fifa were swimmin in the pool.
Alwyn was using Forge, Hanna and Emily were shopping.
Anyway, we decided to have a round of "Halo"

We were whacking each other into submission when the rest arrived.
Emily, who was carrying our stuff, dropped my shirt into the pool.
It was still not too late to take it out, only the bottom was wet.
I swam towards it...

Suddenly, Street2fifa shouted,"I'll save your shirt!"
He threw a nearby lifesaver at my shirt, pushing it under.
Yes, he tried to save my shirt with a lifesaver (you know, the tube)
If he keeps this up, he'll be Platinum in no time.

Anyway...
So, using the lifesaver, the new game mode is: Capture The Fag.
Yup, we caught him, pinned him against the wall while Alwyn whipped him with my shirt
Sweet.

[J0HnA55]

This is starting to piss me off. Really.

Dammit...

I am very, very proud to announce that JP'07 has been postponed for the 5th time.
It will be held on Monday and Tuesday, just slightly later this time.

JA: So..when the hell will it be?

J: Monday.

JA: What date is that?

J: Two days after Saturday.

JA:....

Dudes...I feel your pain. Really.

It had to be done.
If not:

1) It will be only 1 day - Saturday
2) We will have to take a taxi to J's house, and pay for it too

So..it's on Monday.


However, we're having a arms race.
Can all retards going to JP'07 bring balloons (ammo)
We're gonna have a nice little tau pok session...
WAHAHAaHAAHAaHA!!!

P.S. Pls dun spam in the cbox. A promo is happening *hint* *hint*

I AM HERE!!!

Prenote from JA:
Street2fifa has been promoted to Gold for stupidity.
Look at these three stuff, taken during his tuition.

Teacher: Make a sentence with screech.
St2f: I screech my teacher's car.

Teacher: We will help you and never _______ you.
St2f: Assist.

Teacher: What does selfish mean?
St2f: Sell the fish loh.

W00t...

*back to our great, venerable and rotund Leader

J0HnA55 and Street2fifa are at my house 2day and will be staying over for 2 reasons

1 no. - HHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLOOOOOOO 3333333333
2 no. - My room has a view of the pool (Bugs feel free 2 drop by any time i will give u the window seat)

JA: Duh.
St2f: Fark man!

Ahhh words of true retards...
Now ass J0HnA55 Hits my bed 2 the tune of teenagers by MCR Street2Fifa joins in...

JA: woot!!!!
St2f: Faaaaark you lahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish i had a camera...

JA: Then we could show Bugs the pics of the pool (and its inhabitants)
I guess he'd fall off the balcony if he was there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I farted and J0hnA55 is choking on the fumes and yelling out the window!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!

JA: EVACUATE THE DAMN BUILDING!!! CALL IN THE BIO WEAPON SPECIALISTS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *CouGh* *couGH* *HacK* *CouGh*

St2f: (lookin out the window) Fark yeah!
JA: U'd rather look outside? Soon they'll smell it too!!

HAAHAHAHA....Why Has it gone all quiet lol oh well ...

*********Words Of Retardity*********

Spamming is like winning in the "Special" Olympics
Although you win you are still a retard

************************************

Now I'll go and play Halo 3 again...LIVE rocks!!!!
St2f: FARK YEAAAH!!!!!
JA: (screaming and running out of the room) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAHHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAHA!!!!!!

Halodude4eva

yeah. right.

JP'07 is HERE!!!
Saturday.

Make your damn arrangements now.
I may revamp XtReMe HiTz..

Can y'all see...is Dance Floor Anthem or The River by Good Charlotte better?
Oh and the unchosen songs I'll put into V8b!
lol

We have 2 new 'tardz...
Zero and Garf...

Welcome dudes...

Oh and I am not the only admin.

The others are Halodude, Bugs and SoapLord.

SoapLord has no internet.
Bugs has no internet.
And Halodude shall post tomorrow.

TomorroW! I go to his house!
We and Street2fifa shall play ONLINE!!!
The Halo 3 fans shall know of retardity!
And let Halodude's words of stupidity *blah blah blah*

yeah...

probably more I wanted to post...
But I forgot ^__^

cya y'all

[J0HnA55]

WaaAAAaAAAaAAAaH

Yeah. Waah.
J is a FRIGGIN idiot.
I called to confirm JP'07.

JA: So are we having 3 days and 2 nights?

J: No.

JA: Cmon man...ask

J: No means no. Hehehe.

JA: ....









JA:....

J: wad?

JA: So *Blah blah blah blah*

J: Can you call later? I can't concentrate?

JA: why?

J: watching TV...


wtf. first he made me and halodude wait 4 hours, now it's all of us 6 months!!!
oh anyway here's teh pics of that guy.


















note the nice bend in the barrier...