STOP!!!

yeah...stop.
Stop planning, packing and thinking about JP'07.



....

Cuz that idiot J has "postponed" it to NEXT Saturday.
Dammit..and I was just getting started.

Well too bad, lol.
The story is sumthin like this:
J calls me on Sunday and says, "My party is next Saturday"

WOOHOO!! Right?

Then, after posting the below announcement...
I make a very interesting call. (sumthin like that anyway)

JA: "Hello. Jackie? Has your party been confirmed yet?"

J: "Yeah. Next Saturday"

JA: "You mean this Saturday..."

J: "No...next Saturday"

JA: "But you told me yesterday...next Saturday"

J: "Sunday is already near the new week what..."

JA: "...."

Yeah. I'm still speechless.
This really screws up plans.
Hope all of the usual can make it.

Btw...for u 'tardz out there...
They are: Dumbortz, Bugs, Halodude4eva, Soap Lord, Lord MegaDeath and me.
Duh...pls comfirm if u get on.

This be BIG.

This post be BIG. duh.

First things first. Thx to Bugs, a new rank has been created.
Platinum with Dishonor.
We can't exile a spammin retard cuz spammin is good.
But too much is irritating, so we send them up straight to Platinum. Dishonored tho.

Lolz.
Roflmao.
Ha


Hahaha


HaHAHAhAHAHAHHAhaAhA! duh...

ok, now's what y'all been waitin' for.
JP'07 is HERE!!!!
OOH YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

well...almost here.
Now there's some problems, it's meant to be on the 1st of December.
Yeah, that's this Saturday.
BUT....it's not confirmed, and may be in TWO WEEKS TIME!!!!
AaAaaArrRRrrgGGhH!!!!!!!

Ok but if it is on Saturday, it may or may not last until Monday.
Hope like hell guys...


Now anyway here's some stuff to think about while waiting.


1) J's House.

Noting that J's father is a (multi?) millionaire, his house is friggin nice.
There's a HUGE garden, with bushes, ponds, statues, a hut, sinks(?!) and a water sprinkler. The landscape is enough for a damn good water battle. oh and someone get the balloons. We need 'nadez.

The inside is damn nice too. In fact, there are lots of secrets. Sliding panels, secret doors, even a secret toilet(!?) Well..not that secret anymore.

2)Stuff

Usual..XtReMe HiTz v8 is done, so more headaches for the poor driver >< lolz
Having a Halo 3 huge party, especially if someone can get a 360 LAN cable.
Seriously...Pls SOMEEBODY GET A 360 LAN CABLE!!!
We can play 4 player campaign AND 8 player Multiplayer!!!! w00t!!!

Maybe there's a PS3 or Wii...I dun rly know..
Could go to IOI mall like last time...
And there's a Cybercafe nearby. Lai lai lai DotA DotA!!
lolz.

The stuff around is good enough.
The food rox anyway.
And there's a MUSIC room so we can blast our heads away.

Noting the TV in Jackie's bedroom...no sleep man. Until 7 am or sumthin.


Anyway on a side note, the theme song (duh?) for JP'07 is The Great Escape.
Cuz anyway we "escape from normality to a place with all retardity.
Like a bunch of mental patients from an asylum.
This is gonna be SO much fun.

Oh and we're gonna make some videos on JP.
A promo (Halo)
And a film (parody of Tenacious D)
It's gonna be wild.

So anyway jus keep waitin and hoping ok?

[Ur A55 Be Pwn3d]

[J0HnA55]

Special Offer, w00t

Hey ppl...decided to post an official response here.
Well, I used to sell the albums...
But now, it's different.
Anyway all you guys, this is for continuing to check this out.
And for the 'tardz (duh)
I'm really sick of Bugs stealing my CDs.
Really.

So anyway, all you need is MSN.
If I'm on, or post a time on the blog, I'll send you the album or any song for free!

W00t.

Especially When I'm Gone...It's nice lolz.

Oh and it's the Soap Lord's Bday comin' up on Wednesday, 21 November.
He's only having a small party, since he moved to Austin Heights (near Tebrau City)
O_o that's damn far...he should have celebrated before, but what the heck.
Well anyway from all the 'tardz..Happy Birthday Soapy! May your soap never stop lathering and your sinks never run dry! Wahahahaha! lolz...

XtReMe HiTz Confirmed!

It's done!
XtReMe HiTz has been finalised.













Album art ^__^

This is the track list:
The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls
The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars
Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy
Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
When I'm Gone - Simple Plan
Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
Into Oblivion - Funeral For A Friend
Just One - Hoobastank
Breath - Breaking Benjamin
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte
Noots - Sum 41
Valentine's Day - Linkin Park
Way I Are - Timbaland
Jenny - The Click Five
Sorry, Blame It On Me - Akon
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy
Time Of Your Life - Green Day

It's Done!
Weeh! Weeh!

[JA]

Hey y'all we need your help...

XtReMe HiTz v8 is set for completion...
However...there are too many songs.
I know, I know.
We do this everytime.
But now we have a blog, here's a poll.

Please post ur answers in the cbox.

1) Timbaland - The Way I Are OR Apologize
2)Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance OR Sugar We're Goin Down
3) Akon - Sorry Blame It On Me OR Don't Matter

Oh and if anyone knows where to download Simple Plan's latest single
"When I'm Gone"
Pls post it too.
The song rocks!!

[JA]

*Update*
Ignore the When I'm Gone part.
I got it.
Woohoo.

Like OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R

Holy Shit
Some of you guys don't know JP'07??
OMGWTFBBQH4XX0R

JP = Jackie's Party
Jackie = J
J = Jackie
duh...

Jackie's Party = JP
2007 = '07
JP'07 = PurE Pwn4g3!!

It's the freakin' best party every year
J's house be freakin' big
J's stuff be freakin' cool
Add a HUGE Plasma TV, Halo 3, XboX 360s, great food, great music, PS3, water battles, Tenacious D, Jackass and a bunch of retards...
See what I mean?

Damn...and it's only in NOvember!!!
AAAAAAARGGH the anticipation is killin me.

You smell like my dick in incubation

Says me to [J0HnA55] at my kopitiam.
Boredom.
Nvm 'bout taht.

We feel like gettin headquarters.
Since it's retard HQ, got lots of retard problems.
Places include my kopitiam, J0Hn's centre and my house spare room.
Anyone got suggestions?

power overwhelming
show me the money
black sheep wall
operation cwal

*Notice*
Bugs has been banned from posting for a week for spam in his OWN post
[JA]

nvm bout him...

can't get the pics yet, they'll come soon.
In about..2 days. Retard days. Ummmm...duuh
We even thought of making a retard intro for the blog.
It's taken from Tribute by Tenacious D, a friggin symphony of dumb noises.
all hail Tenacious D!

That's about all...

Oh yeah, Lord MegaDeath has been banned for a day (retard day)
For blatant insubordination against the game of the highest authority
Halo 3 (duh) All hail Halo 3!!!!
CoD 4 may be fun, but NOTHIN BEATS HALO 3!!!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh and I miss Jackie

[Bugs]

Ok....

Well...
Our recent exile has been welcomed back
(BLACKMAIL!! ARRGGHH!!!!)
You know, he's the J in JP anyway...
Damnit he's got invulnerability here.

So anyway, he has been upgraded to Platinum.
For stupidity that caused injury.
Here we go...

The 'tard was stayin with me at Alwyn's house
We went back to Malaysia, linked up with Bugs to drop him off at Leisure Mall
He needed to go to the bus stop outside
So, y'all know the automatic barriers at the outdoor carpark?
He waited for the car to pass, then crossed.
Me and Bugs stood still...as if we knew what would happen next.
The barrier came down, he swerved left...*Crack*
Next thing we knew, (OW!!!! OW!!!!!)
Came down on his head, the damn barrier was BENT.
We took pics, but Bugs went MIA for the time being.
So it'll be in the next post.
Keep visitin...

[J0HnA55]

This Is An Official Announcement

This is an announcement of the highest order.
It was discussed by the top-ranking 'tardz and agreed upon.
Firstly, through our venerable grace and eternal kindness
We have unexiled LordMegaDeath, and pardoned his sins against retardkind.
But only to EXILE ANOTHA!!

Due to uncompeteable incompetence and outstanding (bad) idiocy
None other than the infamous J!!! has been exiled.
(and not 'cause of Halo)
(Seriously. Trust Us)

For wasting 5 hours of human time
Which could be spent playing Halo 3, DotA, spamming, farting etc.
(not his time you 'tardz, ours)
(Specifically, our venerable leader and [JA])
Cuz of blah blah blah and blah blah blah
And *paste text here*
Our leader was confined at home for 5 hours extra without companionship (retarded 1)
And missed an Xbox Live match on Halo 3.
[JA] wandered around a bus interchange for half a friggin hour like an idiot
And...well that's bad enough. Not to mention the 5 hours for him too
Sittin at home like a 'tard starin at 'tarded walls
I dunno why..NOt the point anyway.

O well

By order of our leader, assistant leader, [JA] and [Bugs]
J is exiled for a retard week.
That's...what was it again?
I can't remember, type the specifications in the cbox to remind us.
Was it 240 hours on Monday, or only 12 then 800 for Tuesday, without Wednesday...etc
Or..until JP'07!
On JP'07, ALL exiles are pardoned to celebrate!
Same with JA Xmas....

O for ur info
These are the retard holidays

17th June - [JA] Bday Parteh! (or somewhere in June who cares anyway)
14th July - Our leader's Bday
JP!! - Unspecified date
JA Xmas - Somewhere after mid December, can't bother to be specific.
The Xiled next to me is beggin to be PWNED

[Admin]